***Asphyxious pov. The Den.***

I am never going back to the Everfree ever again, maybe. I was just lucky Fluttershy managed to snap Twilight out of her note taking to get Zecora off of me after the Anthro zebra fucked me for the third time. I got an apology out of her and decided to go home, sadly on the way to ponyville a Rockodile followed us and I had to get it to go back to the forest. Then Twilight Sparkle followed me home. Dragging Spike along but I was having none of it and sent her back telling her I’ll make a book about it later.

Once I got home however, Sister roared at me for going off with them last night, let’s just say she was putting me through the ringer with a training exercise. She kicked my tail, a lot. The week after that I get summoned by Rin to a party and took Gilda and Moon Dancer with me, but Pupa decided it was a good idea to sneak along for the ride. After she did something dangerous with CMC I had Moon Dancer give her some classes about enchanting.

Moon Dancer been working hard on that kind of magic to give my dogs an edge in battle. The rifleman had lightning bolt magic added to their guns as for the shotgun dogs they had a fire enchantment. With one special round that can act as a flame thrower, it won’t last long but it does get the job done.

One thing is bugging me about what Alex said, what did he mean by ‘This is payback for the Bachelor party?’ I’ve never been to a Bachelor party before. However I had other things on my mind today. For today was, different, today we had an unusual sight within the den and I called a meeting of the clan’s. Let just say they were just as confused as I was. “It a statue.” Said one of the clan leaders.

“Of me…” I complained as we all looked at it. It was a statue of me when I helped save Canterlot and I didn’t like it. “So what do we do with it?” I ask as the diamond dogs look at me as I ask this. Then shrug, lot of help you all are...

The meeting didn’t last long as we decided to just dump it in ponyville, let them have it. I was looking into my Echo once they all leave and find a token with goggles in it. I got to find out how these new tokens get in this thing. I think to myself.

I pull it up and wait for the thing to tell me who it belongs to. I, am the Equestrian Badass. If you’re a good guy(relatively speaking) and need a partner to shoot and loot the hell out of your enemies, give me a call and we’ll have them shitting themselves by nightfall. I also like to hang and explore too, and no I’m not crazy....ok maybe a tiny bit psychotic but only a tiny bit....relatively speaking.

~Len out~

Len huh, she sounds interesting. I think as I look around the den, well I had nothing planned for today. Well, I’m sure something crazy will happen for me to call a displaced for help. “Hey Len you ever want to meet a guy with one eye and a dragon tail? Name’s Asphyxious if you want to talk or chill.” I say as I reach up and put a finger onto my eyepatch. Thinking about this strange sight I have with my lost eye.

That’s when a portal opens and I saw GAIGE! I pull my butcher out of my echo and point the thing right in her face. I let out a growl as I stare at her. “This time I’m ready for you.” I said keeping the barrel of the acid shotgun in her face.

Gaige looked up at me then the shotgun, as she slowly raised her hands up and said. “Woah there big boy, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” I smiled at that as I heard the sound of Seether heavy footsteps walking up behind me. The large warjack just hissed as steam was vented out.

“Don’t even think about calling Mawtrap on me. That didn’t go so well last time if you remember.” I said keeping an eye on this thing, but I couldn’t help but something was off. Like its not her. “What’s your name…” I asked looking hard at her.

“Len Heartworhty, the girl who’s, I’m guessing, token you found dip shit.” She said with a hint of anger. I narrowed my eyes at her, theres no way of telling if she’s lying or not. Let’s play some Q and A.

“What did the crystal empire look like the last time you were there?” I asked. I watch as her expression change to confusion.

Gaige or Len as she calls herself just sighed in exasperation. “Dude, I’m still dealing with the griffon war. I haven’t even seen the damn Crystal Empire yet.” I sighed relief and lower the shotgun, Oh thank god she wasn’t her. I hold my hand out and help Len up.

Len dusted herself off and glared at me. “Geez dude, what did gaige do to you that was so bad you’d pull a gun on me?” She asked. I just deadpan at her and waved my warjack away before putting the gun away.

“She turned into a demon monster thing and sicked a deathtrap with a huge mouth in it’s chest on me.” I said bluntly at that.

“Wow, a demonic claptrap. Doesn’t really sound all that farfetched considering how fucking annoying they usually are.” Came a disembodied voice. Len nodded in agreeance with said voice. I was about to say something to that when I noticed Sister walking over to us.

“Hey Sister I’d like you to met…” I lost what I was about say as she pulled out two guns on us. What the hell!? “Leg it!” I yell as I run past Len that’s when I heard shooting! I hide behind a mining cart as bullets hit the thing. What did I do to get her to use guns on me?

I looked around the cart and saw Len, not being one to run usually by my guess, quickly sprung up a magical dome of green energy around herself. “What the fuck man! First you, now your crazy ass robot bitch?!”

“Hey I’m not the one who made her! Sister will you cut that crap out!” I yell but I then saw her eyes were no longer green but red. What the hell is wrong with her? I think as I see my dogs gearing up for a fight but I wave them off, getting them to stand down.

Len growled starting to get pissed off before dropping her shield and firing a bolt of lightning at the robot as she retreated to join me. “Alright, robots gone berserk. I’m guessing you still want her operational after this so what’s the plan?”

I just look at her, plan, she think I have a plan for this? I didn’t know Sister had guns!? I call up Seether and it ran at sister at full speed but she just did a backflip out of the way. Before the warjack could do anything else the dragoness robot pulled out two rocket launchers and shot the warjack with them. I lost my link with it, oh crap she knocked it out.

“Umm, there goes my plan…” I said see this all happen.

Len groaned, facepalming before pulling out her assault rifle. “Woah! what are you doing? you are not shooting her.” I said trying to get a hold of Len’s gun. She just electrified me before I touched it. Why so much… Pain!... I was twitching on the floor as I felt drool coming out the side of my mouth.

Sister’s form grew a head taller, her soft smooth pink body a slightly darker shade with extended aggressive plating and a more intense glow radiating off of her frame. A slightly less emotional voice if not a venomous tone came from Sister’s draconic dangerous looking maw now. “Vault Hunter detected, Hyperion defense protocols initialised to protect designated Hoard Mate.” Before taking another close shot at either of us.

I could tell Len was looking at me as I slowly regained my ability to move again. “Feeling any better kid? Good, cause you need to come up with something before I wreck your bot!” Len said sounding pissed.

“Look, I’m over nine hundred years old thank you. Also don’t attack out right, I have no idea what else she can do… Apart from turning scary now.” I say as I look at Sister, to be fair, that’s nothing new really.

Len sighed putting away her gun, instead typing in a few commands into her robotic arm before digistructing a loader out to lay down some cover fire. “Don’t worry, I doubt you can do much to hurt her anyways.”

“I’m more worried about her killing you right now. I don’t want to be the guy who known for getting another displaced killed by my possessive dragoness, umm.” I kind of ran out of what else to call her after saying that. I’m not really sure what to call her seeing a F.A.U.S.T. messed with her head adding emotions and instincts.

Sister’s reaction to seeing the loader bot, was to switch out one of her guns with a corrosive type blasting at it intoning. “Adding charges of subverting Hyperion Loaderbot robotic property to Vault Hunter’s mounted list of crimes against Hyperion, extermination is the only route to any bandit scum!” The figurative level of venom in her voice rose at that, as her other weapon switched to a Explosive type SMG, Aiming at Len firing off.

“Oh come on! I don’t even know if Gremmy payed them back yet for all the stuff I got pinned on him to buy for me!” I call out at this. I was still worried about that guy and what he would do to me if he found out what F.A.U.S.T would do to him.

“Well, gotta admit, I admire the craftsmanship of this robot of yours. If I had to guess, she’s some kind of claptrap unit judging by the fact that she wants to kill me just for being a vault hunter.” Len said before firing off a random bolt of magic at the Sister as her loader went down.

A yellow bubble appeared around Sister when the spell hit as her frame gave off a unicorn’s aura of using magic, her slitted eyes narrowed on Len as if a quiet ‘I will kill you.’ was spoken aloud from her red glowing slitted eyes. “Adjusting Tactics for possible magic capabilities, analyzing Vault Hunter’s chances of success. 34% unknown probability.” Her mouth opened with a few degrees increased heat had picked up, only for a glowing fire at the back of her mouth being a warning of a flame breath a dragon would give off.

“Holy shit… I’m in love…” I said as I stare at the dragoness right now. I could feel the raw power just rolling off her body right now. That power it was just like F.A.U.S.T. only more raw and wild. ...Holy fuck I’m falling for HER!?!.

Len growled before roaring in pain and holding her head. Her eyes slowly shifted to be more like robot optics with a green light. Her robotic like tongue dripping acid onto the floor before she suddenly sprung up and charged at Sister hurling powerful spells at her.

“Oh my god…” I say in awe, why am I finding this so hot? they are trying to kill each other! I think to myself trying to come up with some kind of plan to stop them. That when I see Chrysalis walking out of a tunnel naked… Why is she naked?!

“What is going on out here!” She all but screams at everyone. Why, why do they all look so damn sexy. I think then slap myself in the face, what is wrong with me today? Did Zecora slip something into me when she had her way with me?

Sister doesn’t react how she normally would, with either a comment about how she would either ‘didn’t need to know’ or how ‘you would grind any positive initiatives into a sand dune’. As her focus was solely on the Enraged Len, slashing away at each other with taking plasma intense blasts from her mouth at her. Though Sister’s larger more aggressive size put her close to my height, made apparent when the Changeling queen saw her and Len fighting.

Chrysalis just crossed her arms at this then said. “What is this about Asphyxious sleeping with that zebra?” I look at her in both shock and fear. “That was over a week ago and you made him pay for it.” I just, I give up, I don’t care anymore, what anyone say or does right now I just want to sleep with them all and lay with them in bed.

I don’t know why I want to but this feeling, what is it? Just what is wrong with me? I then saw Chrysalis walking up to the both of them without a care in the world. What I didn’t understand was why was she smiling? I didn’t care, as I slowly made my way out from behind the cart and freeze. What was this, smell? I didn’t know what it was but it smelt nice. Then Len get teleported away, what?

Sister’s reaction was her swiveling around, hissing out in a threatening tone. Not seeing Len within the room her first action was to run towards me on all fours, tackling me onto the ground wrapping herself around my body in a protective if possessive manner darting her eyes wherever noise happened. Her coiled tail flicking in agitation, growling out with her head on top of my head. “Vault Hunter bitch, thinks she can threaten what is MINE.” She spoke in a surprising cursing tone when before not she was the ‘hallmark’ of speaking about ‘language’ or around children or anything else.

I slowly reach out and stroked the side of her neck. “Its okay, everything is fine. She was not a threat to me.” I spoke softly running my hand up and down her long neck. I don’t know why but I wasn’t scared at all, like some how I know I’m safe even if Sister was acting like this.

Her eyes slowly dimmed from their angry red filled gaze, slowly craning her neck to look into my eye. Her draconic teeth still sharp though her smile softened that look before nuzzling me with her cheek then diving into a overpowering kiss. Her claws raked possessively against my back in her curled up position around me. “That Vault Hunter was going to take you away from me, they do many horrible things…”

“Do you really think it would be that easy to get me away from you and the girls?” I asked smiling at her. I ran my tail over hers as I look into her eyes. “I don’t even mind your bigger then me now.”

She tilted her head in confusion, until a blush crossed her features up to her apparent ear fins. “I was coming to find and update you on a special project, from when we last talked to Mother.” She seemed so much more timid now, her tail moved to tuck under herself poking into me.

I raked my fingers over her side to help her relax, how did I even know to do that? “Go on I’m all ears or we can try it again~” I purred up at her. Seeing the dragoness blush even harder now.

Her first attempt at speaking up was barely a mumble of unheard stutters, shying her head away likely perhaps double guessing herself about what I might react to. though it was around the third time, when something came through for me to hear. “-Eggs…”

It was cute how she reminded me of how fluttershy is. I push my body onto her harder and smile up at her. “What was that about eggs~” I wanted her right now and I was slowly losing control of myself, was this what it was like for her?

She sighed softly, still looking away before offering in a low speaking whisper. “What is your stance on sirehood, after having given Chrysalis her first batch or being with the young Changeling Pupa?” She fidgeted cutely, twiddling her thumb claws as her larger aggressive figure remained coiled mostly around me but not enough for her to try and choke the air out of me.

I stop and look up at her, that a lot to think about. “I see Pupa as if she was my own flesh and blood, Chrysalis I see more of a friend in need and I wanted to help her. You… You are something I didn’t expect to happen in my life. But Now I find myself in need of others to keep my head on straight, to keep me sane. With you and them… I would lose my mind to madness. I need you all…” I said as I slowly lick her snout.

She turned her head back towards me with a strange look in her face, contemplative before asking this mind blowing question. “...How would you react to being a sire, to seven dragon eggs?” Her index claws pushed against each other, as she looked down at me.

My eye widen at this and I got the biggest smile I have even had in a long time. “Are you saying… I’m a Father of seven baby dragons.” I asked, I could hardly hold in my excitement at this news.

She looked nervous before looking away, a rear clawed metal foot drawing circles in the ground. “Would they be freaks to other dragons?” Her tone of voice was cracked as I could see she’s been worrying herself over this adding on. “Because, I’ve been running the calculations based on local dragon species. Some historical text with drawings, to even some advice from Twilight on how she hatched spike, to raising him so far.”

I laughed and at this and tried to hug her long neck. “Not at all love! Puparium is going to be a big sister!” I call out and laugh, I didn’t care that the diamond dogs and ponies were giving me funny looks. I didn’t care that she was a dragon, I didn’t care that Chrysalis was staring at me with a big grin… Wait, I blink and look at her as Len was standing next to her with a gobsmacked look on her face.

I was now blushing at them once they saw me, like this in Sister’s protective hold. “How much did you hear?” I asked, I was feeling a little bit embarrassed at this. Why I don’t know it was just the way Chrysalis is looking at me.

“Ya know what, I’d ask how in the seven hells did you get her pregnant but at this point I think I’m just gonna let it slide.” Len said.

“Umm, you could… ask Jack.” I say slowly as I’m still looking at Chrysalis, fuck I still have that feeling from before! Even though I want to stay in Sister’s hold and and do so many things with her. But she has my kids in her now, I can’t risk them just because I’m needy! FUCK!

I saw Len just sighed, apparently getting a bad vibe from that name I guess. “Yeah, no thanks there...” She suddenly realized she hadn't caught his name. ‘I’m sorry, what’s your name?” Len asked, only for my voice to speak up. “I want Chrysalis.” I said without thinking and let out a throaty growl.

Sister tensed at Len’s reaction, her eyes slowly slitting again to soon become that red again while her claws dug into me. “Just as any Vault Hunter would, it’s surprising how the meatbag of a cunt has lived this long without maybe getting ‘handouts’.” Sister snapped at Len, her maw giving off flamed licks of anger.

I just rub my tail across Sister neck as I slowly get down. “I want Sister as well.” I go down and start to dig my fingers into the ground as my tail sways from side to side.

“Yeah yeah, just chill out little...” She paused registering what Sister had just said. “What the fuck did this artificial little slut just call me?!” I let out a loud growl as I breathe in deeping. “I… want… YOU!” The next thing I know I lunged at Len.

I yawned as I wake up in bed, what was I doing before? I then heard a soft moan from my side. My eye shot open and look to my right to see Sister sleeping next to me, what the fuck? I heard another moan and look to my left and saw Chrysalis was hugging me? What the hell just happened?!

Last thing I remember was Sister going nuts, Then Len went crazy and. I heard another moan… I slowly pull the covers up and saw Len, sleeping soundly with a soft smile on her face. WHAT THE FUCK!?! I was panicking right now, what do I do?! what did I do!?

“Well, well, well. We see what looks like somebeing had PLENTY of fun last night.” I heard a velvety voice I’ve come to know and fear before I slowly look to the beacon and saw Sister’s mother on the holographic image smiling at me.

“F.A.U.S.T. what did I just do... “ I asked in a mix of fear and excitement, but more fear than anything else.

She tilted her head with a gentle smile. “Thou should know how dragons going into maturity are like. Do thou not? For the females are far more fierce than the males from our recounting of events, though we did receive such lovely images and videos.” She gave what looked to be an approving nod in my direction with a soft clapping smile. “Do try to learn how to keep thyself in check young one, because thou look to have a small hoard on thy bed.” She winks at me.

I was not sure how to process this so I asked her a question. “Are you saying, I’m going through dragon puberty? or something?” I said trying not to wake… My girls. Wait, I did it again!?

She nodded giving a grin. “We would believe so, but be warned that if one ‘refuses’ or tries to leave expect greed to rear it’s ugly head, but on more delightful news we made a nice video and image gallery for anytime viewing!” She digistructed five holo players, with a static image of each girl involved and him standing with them draped at his feet with a censored phallus.

“I get it I saw the Spike greed episode.” I said with a small growled. But I get what she saying. I guess it a good thing I was never a greedy guy when I was still human. Then I blushed. “Could you send me a copy of that?”

“Oh Asphyxious, is that all you got. I’ve been fucked harder by luna.” Len said as I felt my face turn redder and, crap I was getting boner!?! no, no, NO! think cold frozen mountains. I gasp at what I felt next when I look down I saw Len was nuzzling my dick! I am so DEAD!

I look up and saw the look on F.A.U.S.T.’s face and it scared me. Her eyes bore down onto Len’s form, with the token digistructing the blanket off of the bed and onto the floor folded neatly. “We may have enjoyed thy ‘escapade’, but thy last choice leaves us ‘concerned’ for other reasons…” It was at her directed tone did a visible shudder went down Len’s back curling closer to me.

I gulp at this I’m never been one to not speak my mind so here goes nothing. “S-she a displaced just like me… Len is not the Gaige from Jack’s world, in fact I pointed my shotgun in her face when she first showed up.... And now I know how bad that sounds with, well ‘This’” I point at everyone in the bed with me.

That when I felt Chrysalis move closer. “Oh yes, right there my king. Show me your right to rule me.” She said in between soft moans. Why, just why… I am trying to keep us alive and she has to go and say something like that.

She smiled in a way that didn’t fill me with warmth as her eyes shifted up to mine, which draws me near the point of a fear driven bowel movement. “Now, let us simply ignore all that led up to this for a moment shall we?” Her tone sounded more rhetorical than anything else, while she continued. “WHY would thou not in the case of combat towards our daughter allow it to get out of hand? When thy changeling mate concubine resolved it for thou in a simple solution?” It felt like she was poking my chest with that sentence.

“I was scared…” I simply said. “I’m still scared, no matter what I do or what I’ve done. I’m scared to go back into that dark hell… I fear everyday that I might do the wrong thing… So that way. I was scared.” I just sat there not feeling anything as I let my mind wonder then I felt a hand hold mine. I looked down and Saw Sister with a calm smile on her face.

“My hoard.” She mumbled, and I couldn’t help but smile at her. That right, they’re my hoard to. I think calmly as I look at them. Where did all my fear go? just what was I scared of all this time...

Len jumped up from a dream. “No, I want it first!....” She slowly looked over to F.A.U.S.T. in fear that she couldn’t understand. “Um, maybe I should have stayed asleep.”

I quickly wrap my tail around her. and pulled her closer to me, Sister and Chrysalis then let out a surprised grunting growl at at the bed movement only to both also shift their heads at F.A.U.S.T.’s direction, with Sister looking sheepish. Oh fuck I just growled at the one being I fear the most. Sister shakily spoke up first, thankfully. “Hi m-mother.” She weakly greeted with a cute stutter.

Len did a double take hearing the robotic dragoness call the image mother before looking at me. “What kind of fucked up situation did you get me into?” I just pulled Len, Sister and Chrysalis closer to me as I bear my teeth. Waking up Chrysalis fully in the process.

F.A.U.S.T. Took on a amused look displayed from her robotic muzzle, a smile turning onto her face that still didn’t reach her robotic eyes. Her metallic wings fluttered behind her back before she sat down on what looked like a computer chair. “It would seen thy hoard has finally awakened, but we have this to ask of thy ‘newest’ addition. Why did THOU attack OUR daughter? Or to be more accurate, insult us by being as thou were ‘displaced’ as? From sight alone we KNOW thou would had been ‘male’.”

I blink at this, wait so Len is just like Rin? Huh, don’t care she’s still apart of my Hoard. Wait, when did I start thinking like that? God damn athanc!

“Hold up, did you just say I looked like a dude? You’re calling all this hotness that of a dude?” she said gesturing to her naked body before doing a double take noticing she was naked. “Damn, have I gotten even hotter?”

F.A.U.S.T.’s Expression from amused changed slightly to a raised eyebrow seeming to find humor in what Len just said. “We speak not of the mortal realm, what only the flesh can see that we believe a sight BEYOND could accomplish. Our statement referred to thou having been born of the gender thou currently ‘aren’t’ in the present, but thou does seem to be quick to jump at conclusions when speaking to one older than thou. In another reference we ‘Create’ as our passion, so the matter of a soul or even vessel is a simple thing.” Her machine digits interlaced giving a gentle smile towards Len now before adding on. “Thou also avoided our question.”

Len Blushed a bit feeling weird now form F.A.U.S.T.’s gaze. “Look, miss robot lady of great power. Your daughter attacked me, and I had just recently finished fighting a massive hydra so I was already a bit more juiced than normal. I shall however apologize if it’ll make you feel any better.” She sighed feeling a bit of her fear return but thought of it as no more than an annoyance.

She nodded softly, intently listening as it seemed things would go well with Len and F.A.U.S.T. Who in turn looked at Sister with an admonishing look. Causing Sister to look at Len with an apologetic look on her robotic dragoness features. “I-i’m sorry, about yesterday. Did my tail play make up for that?” Sister shuffled against me in a shy action, barely looking past her tail up at Len’s standing form.

I think I’m starting to see the real Sister for the first time. I felt the need to pet her head and do so. Wait, tail play… I blushed hard at that. Oh my god did I do the same thing with my tail to?

F.A.U.S.T. Coughed softly, gazing expectantly at Len, with a hand gesture towards Sister. “What of thyself young lady?” She spoke human terms rather fluidly in a motherly tone towards Len, that felt like warm butter melting to my ears. I then thought about covering them in butter.

Len scratched the back of her head in a slightly nervous manner as she turned to the dragoness. “L-look, I’m sorry for losing it back there. I’m slowly being taken over by my mechanical half. By the way, Gaige is here, her spirit is just sort of sharing this body for the time being.”

“What do you mean sharing a body?” I’ve never heard of this before. But I’m more worried about her wellbeing and trying to think of how I can help.

“My mind was apparently broken when I first became a displaced, so Gaige, rather than reveal that she was still in her body, got to work trying to fix me and just recently revealed that I was slowly becoming insane.” She explained as she got up and found her clothes.

“I… know what it like.” I said. As Len stop and looks at me. “I lost my mind a long time ago… Sombra tells me Luna been working inside my head to try and fix the damage but, it’ll take years. I guess what I’m trying to say is you're not alone.”

“Yeah, I get it, but that type of damage aint easily fixed and you’ll never be the same.” I smiled at her. “I already knew that from the start. Nothing I can do about that but move forward.” I said calmly.

Len grinned as she slipped her trademark jacket on, oddly wearing nothing else. “Yeah, I think we both did. Now then, you have my token so don’t be afraid to use it cutie.” She said as she slipped her skirt on as well.

F.A.U.S.T. smiled with a nod pointing at the five exact items that looked like hologram players, still showing still images of each girl than Asphyxious posing over them draped at his legs in his human/dragon form. with the title likely named by Jack. “The Porn Lord and his Horny Hoard’.

The door to my room was quickly throw open as a anthro, god damnit it was Golden Shield again. Wait was that Rex too? “Sir we have a report that-” They stop what they're about to say as I follow what they are staring at and it’s a video of me and Len with Sister having sex... As Chrysalis was using my tail...

I hear a thump as Rex fainted… huh. Golden was just standing there with her mouth open and a huge blush on her face. “Hey robot lady I want to make an order of that blackmail oh hey Ax.” Said Gilda as she walks into my room and stop when she see all of us. I narrow my eye at her and growled.

“What was that about blackmail?” I asked as she smiled and ran off. I sighed as I rub my face then look at Len. “So Len do you want me to send you home or do you want to eat first?” I asked as Chrysalis got out of bed and looks at F.A.U.S.T. on the screen.

Len thought for a moment before grinning mischievously. “Eat, and yes, before you ask, my jacket and skirt are all im gonna wear. How many for your subordinates do you think will have a few questions for you after this?” I smiled at that then get up wrapping nothing but the covers around me. looking to Sister and Chrysalis who smiled as well with Sister being more shy about it.

“Well what are we waiting for, let's go get something to eat.” I say as I let the girls lead the way. I don’t know why but I feel really happy right about now as we passed the still shocked Golden as she follows us with her eyes.

Author's Notes:

Crossover with https://www.fimfiction.net/story/264175/displaced-harmony-tale-of-an-equestrian-badass