***Luna pov. Dreamscape.***

I watched as a fragment of Asphyxious mind floated into my path. I carefully moved it into place and watched as it fall into place. It became one with the others that I was gathering, his mind was so fragile right now. Not only that Sombra was also here…

“Can’t you work any faster.” Sombra complained as he watched me work.

I sighed at this but it looked like the Evil King had no real power in this place. I think Asphyxious was just using him to make sure nothing enter his mind without him knowing about it. I then think back to the party back in Asphyxious home that is the diamond dog den. It looked like he wasn’t enjoying himself, until he started drinking thing got interesting after that.

“I can not rush this Asphyxious mind is in a fragile state right now. If I was to rush this I may make things worse.” I said a I hold one fragment in my hands. That when I felt it he was waking up, I then remember where Asphyxious is. I hope nothing happens to make him panic, after all he with the elements so he should be fine.

***Asphyxious pov. Ponyville.***

Not again, my head felt like it was trying to explode from within my own skull. I just sighed as I rested in the bed, wait where am I? I slowly open my eyes and looked around. This looked a lot like Twilight bedroom, huh I must be dreaming again. I looked to my right with my good eye and saw Twilight cuddling up to me, yeap this was a dream. Just to confirm it I look to my left and yes there was Fluttershy.

“Fuck it…” I said and closed my eye again. I wasn’t getting up anytime soon and I was going to enjoy this dream. That when I felt Fluttershy nuzzle into me and I could not help but smile. This was so peaceful I thought to myself.

I then thought about my lost eye, the strange thing was I felt I could still see with it. I felt I could see the outlines of everything around me. At least everything on my left side, I then heard Twilight sture. It was only now that I start to question if this was really a dream or not.

That when I heard the front door open and spam shut. “Twilight! Zecora needs help in the Everfree!” I heard Spike yelling. That just made the pain in my head hurt even more… Oh god this was not a dream.

I then felt Twilight quickly get up and I kept my eye closed just to be on the safe side. I just hope she doesn't scream at seeing me in the bed. I was also wondering how I got here in the first place. I didn’t see it but I knew Twilight was up then screamed!

“Bloody hell!” I yell putting my hands on the side of my head. My head felt like it was going to fall off thanks to her, that when I heard a softer scream next to my other side and it was not as bad as one would think.

“What are you doing in my bed!?” Yelled Twilight. I just sit up and slowly start to rub the sides of my head. That when I heard fluttershy speak up. “Oh don’t you remember you said it was ok for us to spend the night here.” I heard her say.

I was still rubbing my head feeling it pounding, how much did I drink last night? “Yes I remember that but why are you both in my bed?” Demand Twilight as I felt her get out of the bed. Huh she mad that we’re in her bed not so much that I’m in her bed, I then move my leg and yes I’m naked. Fuck.

“Asphyxious said last night that you might be cold so we should stay with you to help keep you warm.” Said Fluttershy. Oh god no, Shy do you have any idea how drunk I was last night? I mean I can’t remember anything that happened last night.

“Well, it was a little cold on the way home last night…” Said Twilight. Oh god please don’t defined my drunk self ideas. “Can I have a glass of water please.” I asked as I rest my head in my hands. After a while I was handed a glass of water and started drinking it, I then looked over and saw Spike who did not look happy.

“Umm, what did I do last night?” I asked. Spike just raised his eyebrow at this before his frown turned into a large smile and started laughing. That can’t be good can it? “You was singing so many songs last night I think you kept half of ponyville up.” He said as he rolls on the floor laughing.

Well, at least I didn’t sleep with Twi or anyone else that something good out of all this. I look around to try and find my clothes, only to remember what Discord did with them. I took the covers and made my way down stairs, that when I saw Zecora and she was beautiful…

I just stand there as my mind go blank, I didn’t rightly know what to do or to say at this point. That when the zebra saw me and I give her a little wave. “Umm hi.” I said as I slowly make my way down the stairs.

“Why hello to you stranger from Twilight’s room.” Zecora said. “My friend, why did you not tell me you had found a groom?” What. The. Fuck? Okay I am kind of freaking out a little. I looked at Twi and saw she was blushing like mad, huh I think her mind broken. She was just opening and closing her mouth.

“I’m not really going out with her, I just had too much to drink last night and she let me rest here for the night.” I said calmly as I made my way to the table and sit down, keeping an eye on the zebra. The way she was looking at me made me worry.

“Tell me stranger, if I may be so bold, what is your name, might I be told?” The shapely and exotically gorgeous mare asked as she leaned to the side a bit, a hand to her chin and the other on her hip, a coy smile on her lips as her tail flicked. She wore little more than a thong-style loincloth and a bikini top barely big enough to hide her nipples, and her breasts, oh, good god, she was so wonderfully big, but not obscenely so. The sort of breasts that draw eyes and make fantasies, and her stripes just drew attention to all the right features, especially how her wide, child-bearing hips flared out from her toned, thin waist.

Hot damn she was sexy, then I though of a funny rhyme. “My name is Asphyxious just to be clear, would you mind and let me kiss your rear.” I, am so stupid… Why did I come up with that?

However, instead of offense, she merely giggled quietly in her deep, sensual voice. “Well that is quite a desire, do not worry; you have not risen my ire. I would not mind if you do so, but to do that, you’d need to kneel below.” She grinned, and I had to flush red. I didn’t think she’d actually snipe a flirt back.

I just laughed arkwoundly and rub the back of my head. “Sorry I‘m not really that good at the rhyming.” I said to her.

“Do not worry, it is simple timing.” Where was the-oh you sexy mare! Rhyming off of me! That’s when Twi butted in, can’t you let me have my fun? “I’m sorry about this but didn’t you say there was something new in the Everfree?”

“Not as new as your cute friend, no. But there is indeed something you must know.” She sounded more serious than before, Wonder what she found out, Maybe I can ask for more, wait. Am I rhyming in my head?

“I have just found out something sleep deep within the Everfree, old and powerful it may be. The beasts of the wilds have come to call, they seek the power to harm us all.” Wow, no wonder she’s so good at telling stories.

“I fear they came from my home land and may come to take more than just one's hand. They have made their home deep in the dark, they have magic to harm the heart and soul. They are called Cragadile Men and they will try to eat us all.” Wait, Cragadile? could she mean the Gatormen? oh this could be bad.

“We have to stop them, I’ll get the girls and-.” I cut Twilight off from what she was about to say. If these guys are half as dangerous as the Gatormen there was no way I was about to let them deal with them.

“I’ll handle this I think I know who these Cragadile Men are.” I get up and walk over to Zecora then said this. “Could you show me the way.” The zebra smiled at me before giving a nod, Zecora then turned to Twilight and said this.

“Do not worry my long time friend, I think Asphyxious will do just the thing.” I saw Twilight sigh but nodding at her. I went outside and turned into my Lich form, there was no way I’m walking anywhere naked. “My, my you have an interesting power, I’m sure Twilight would like you to stay for more than a hour.”

I turn back to the door and saw Zecora walking out followed by Twi and Fluttershy. Didn’t I say I would handle this. “Girls, I don’t know what you think you’re getting yourselves into but I think you should stay in ponyville.” I asked but going by the looks they was giving me I could not talk them out of this.

“You may want us to stay and be safe, but I know the Everfree like the stripes on my face.” Said Zecora as she walked past me. “Not only that I know some magic that could help if you run into anything.” Said Twilight who followed Zecora.

“Umm, I can also talk to the animals and see if they can help us.” Said Fluttershy as she walks after them. I sighed seeing I was not going to win this argument. “At least put some traveling clothes on, this won’t be a walk in the park.” I said as I follow them. Something tells me this is going to be interesting.

The Everfree forest, I never felt more at home then I do right now. The trees, the plants, it just like the wilds of the north. Not only that but Twi and Shy took my advice, they were wearing what looked like shorts and vest tops. Zecora on the other hand stopped by her hut when she walk back out. She wore a bikini top of tan cloth, and had a similar thong, but over the thong she wore a brown fur like a sarong hanging on her hips, and had a short brown fur cape clasped to her neck with aquamarine gemstones with a brooch of a larger form of said stone, framed by the canines of some slain predator.

I asked her about before when she had nothing but the thin thong and bikini on. She then said she wanted to see how many stallions would ‘rize’ for her attention. The idea of that made me laugh when she told me. Not only that she was holding a wooden staff in one hand to as well as some bottles of potions.

As we moved I felt something was watching us. I used my echo to look through my tokens to see if I can call someone who can help me out with this. Then I see Dox token I think it couldn’t hurt to call him. But before I can the forest go quit, that never good.

I saw Zecora go tanes as she hold up her staff then holds a hand up to Shy and Twi to stop. I look out into the trees as I slowly pull Dox token out and hold it in my hand. That when I saw it in the shadows the glare of cats eyes as it called. But there was many of them. That when they all raised up from out of the swampy water and what I thought was Gatormen, turn out they had the right body shape for it but they was covered in rocks.

“Fuck me.” I said to myself as I saw that they was all armed with spears. Not only that but what came out of of the water with them was fish like men they were Bog Trogs. “Nobody make any sudden moves…” I said as I look around slowly at them all, we was surrounded. The Bog Trogs were as tall as the ponies I’ve come to know. The, Rockodiles as I will call them was at least 7 feet tall.

I look at Dox token and see it changed? What the? I decide to put it away and find out about that later I then pull out another token. Well I think it time I call in that pain, I pulled out the capsule and make the call. “Toa I call on you for some aid, I hope you can help or I’ll spam your token to hell and back.” I growled at it, as Twi,Shy and Zecora looking at me funny.

The lid on the canister spun off before a beam of light burst from the canister. Upon landing, the beam churned for a second before dissipating, leaving a blue and silver being in its place. "You called?" A feminine voice said as the Toa stood up, before turning around and freezing upon seeing me.

I did a double take on this wait was that really him? “Alex? is that you?” I have seen some strange things but this take the cake. However I saw Twilight take out a notepad taking notes. Fluttershy was keeping a wary eye on the Rockodile.

"Yeah, it's me," The Toa said as she looked around, before briskly saying, "If you're wondering why I'm female, though, let's that when I transform into a Toa, I really do turn into them entirely."

“Is that way you have… breasts.” I swear if I was in my human form I would have jumped him, her whatever and hugged her. I got to say she looked hot, but I look back to the ones around us and saw they didn’t move. Huh, I guess they're not here to attack us. Interesting.

"Don't think that this means anything of that kind of thing will happen, though," Alex swiftly interjects before raising his arms and telling me, "Or prepare to lose your testicles via electrocution." His arm crackled with electricity for a second before he lowered it and looking at the Bog Trogs and asking, "So, what's you call me here for?"

“Ease up there trigger happy, I don’t know why they're here yet and I called you for back up.” I said as I look to Zecora who walk up to one of the Rockodiles and started talking to them in a language I could not understand.

“This is so fascinating, Asphyxious how is your friend able to use lightning magic?” Twilight asked as she walked up to Alex looking over her form. It was then I think Alex noticed that the girls were anthros.

"I take it that something happened to your world just like what happened to Dox's?" She asked as she looked at me with a wary eye. I then explain about some asshole griffons called Die Leucht showed up and set off some kind of magic bomb. I left out the part about the rainbow rain, though.

"Great," Alex groused as she ran a hand over her head, "At this rate, it'll happen to my world as well." That was when Zecora came back with a smile on her face, what was that look for?

“I do not mean to but in, but to these crocodile men, you and your friend are gods to them.” What, the, fuck. They think me and Alex are gods? Sure, and I’m king of the… Diamond… Dogs… Yeah I need to come up with something better.

"This... Would be a bad time to add that I can control luck in this form, isn't it." Alex deadpanned. I just nod at him slowly, but on the other hand we could use this to find out why they're out here.

“Zecora, are they willing to take us to their chief? find out why they're here?” I asked as I saw Shy trying to talk with the Bog Trogs. The Zebra smiles at me then runs her hand under my chin, before walking back to the Rockodiles. My god, she was sexy.

"So, you think this'll work?" Alex said as he watch Zecora talk with the Rockodiles.

“It's the best we can hope for, for now anyway let's just roll with it. After all we didn’t say we were gods, so it's not really lying to them.” I replied. I watch as they talk while Twi was taking notes about what was happening. The Zebra waves and we all start walking again, with our new escort.

"Very well, then," Alex said as she began to follow the Rockodiles. As she did so, though, I notice that her mask began to faintly glow a light gold before she asked, "So, care to share what these guys' lore is?"

“I think they're meant to be Gatormen, but seeing as they have rocks for scales maybe they're their cousins or something. What they are wearing is very familiar to them, I just hope they don’t have a Warlock or a witch doctor. Warlocks are like warcasters only they control large beasts called warbeasts.” I explain to her as we move deeper into the Everfree.

I could see Alex and Zecora had no trouble going through the more watery cover land with ease but Twi needed some help from Shy seeing as she not used to this unsteady environment I didn’t have legs so I just floated around keeping an eye on everybody not just on the girls and Alex. That when I saw what looked like a small village made of wood and plants.

That was when a large Rockodile came out from under the water it had what looked like a mask made of some kind of hide, maybe a lion. Not only that it had ropes wrapped around it arms along with bits of random armour. It looked just like a Blackhide Wrastler only with large rocks covering it body. And it was as tall as one of my warjacks.

“I take it that this is one of the ‘Warlocks’ you’re talking about?” Alex asked as she raised an eyebrow at the creature

“No, that’s a warbeast.” I say as one of the Rockodiles say something to it. The large Rockodile Blackhide Wrastler growls and slowly walks away. Huh, that happened they then start walking us to what looks like the main hut or house? One of the Rockodiles say something and of them and Zecora walks into the hut.

“What’s happening?” Twilight asked as I feel her try and shake my arm. Kind of hard seeing as it made of metal. “No need to panic, I think she know what she’s doing.” I say to keep her calm.

“Let’s hope so…” Alex said as she looked around at the Rockodiles, holding his trident loosely at the side. I then notice the eyes that are watching us from the safety of their homes. I then saw one Rockodile slowly walk out from one of the houses, it wasn’t as large as the ones around us. It looked like it was holding a nest of muddy weeds with a small clutch of eggs in the middle of it. It then held them out to Alex.

“Ummm, what should I do?” Alex asked as she stood still, but looked to me for help. I move closer to her and whisper into what I think is his ear. “I think it want you to bless the eggs, don’t forget they think we’re they’re god or gods to them.” I then move a bit back hearing a throaty growl from the Rockodile, I guess it is a female.

With me not being able to help, Alex took in a deep breath, before letting it out, his mask beginning to glow gold again. “Here goes nothing…” He tentatively raised his hand before putting her palm on the top egg. “May your life be long and joyous,” She intoned, and lightning coursed over her arm and danced over the eggs before dissipating. With the blessing complete, she took his palm off of the egg and waited for the reaction.

The female Rockodile bowed to her before taking its eggs back inside. I then heard someone call out to us. “So it is true the so called goddess of the river and god of death have come, how may we help you?” What walked out of the main hut was a female gaterman. How ever she was dressed in favers skulls and some bones, she also looked… old.

“We were just passing through, and we didn’t mean any disrespect.” I said as the old shaman laughed as she walked down with Zecora helping her. It was an interesting sight to see, she may look old but I could feel years of magic held within her old bones. She is both old and powerful.

“There is no need. I know you are not gods, but sadly the land has not been kind to us for many years now. We need all the hope one can get from the wilds.” She said as moves more easier once she get into the water. “I take it you wish to know why we’re here?”

I nod as I now see the escort has all but gone from site. I guess they went home or hiding under the water. “Come into my home and I will tell you the story.” She said as she slowly moves back. I look to the others as Twi looked like she was smacked in the face, don’t know why she shocked about something. Fluttershy was flying on ahead to help the old Gaterwoman. I then look at Alex seeing her reaction.

Alex looks at me and shrugs so we go inside, after we go up the rickety old wooden steps and through the doorway. You know those movies where you meet a witch doctor, with masks on the wall and the upper part of the room coated in smoke? Yeah, this place was kind of like that. There was skulls of ponies, griffons, diamond dogs, why I even saw one skull of a dragon.

I saw the old gator was helped by Shy and Zecora to sit down on a mat as the rooms was full of odds and ends. I even saw a heart hanging from a string, and I noticed Twilight was staring at it in horror. I poked her to snap her out of it, she rubs her head and nods at me as she looks to the shaman. Once she sat down, she looked at us all.

“Sooo, how did you get here?” Alex eventually asks, the old Shaman laughed at this as she sigh. “We swam.” That not what he meant, I think to myself as I look around the room.

“No what she means is why are you living in the Everfree Forest?” Asked Twilight as she got ready to take notes, where does she keep them?

“Why would anything leave a place they once call home. War is the reason we left our home.” I turned to her as she said that. “What war?” I ask as I move closer. She slowly looks to me as if looking into my soul, okay, she is going on the list of things I fear.

“The war with the ones in red, things made of metal that kill and burn, minotaurs march on the land of Zebrica. This much is true…” Wait, ones in red? Metal that kill and burn could she mean. I was cut off from my question by Twi speaking up.

“That impossible! the minotaur kingdom signed the nonaggression pact. They can’t declare war on the Zebras of Zebrica!” She yelled getting up. However I’ve seen the news back in my world about things like this. There always someone who finds a loophole.

“They are not attacking Zebras, they are attacking us…” She said calmly. I let out a growl at this, why must there be some asshole out there causing trouble. I think to myself. I saw Twi go into her thinking mode as she stand up and start to pace. “I don’t understand we’ve had peace with them for hundreds of years! Why would they start a war with you?”

“We are easy targets for being like yourself, like the griffons who need meat to live, so too do we.” The Shaman said as she looks at Zecora. “Our two tribes have always lived side by side, even if outsiders can not see it that way. They give us their dead so that we may take them into the river of life and become one with the land once more.”

I get it now: They have a symbiotic relationship, not only as predator and prey, but as a part of culture, too. I then think about the this war and ask the Shaman something. “Is there anything in Zebrica they could want?” I asked.

The old Shaman looks at me with that gaze of her’s that make me uneasy. She then looks at Zecora and say something in that language I don’t know. Zecora nods at this then go to the other side of the room and pulls out a box and put it in front of the Shaman. “We have nothing they would want, but a dragon of old on the other claw.”

She opens the box and show us a glowing stone, it was a athanc. A heart stone. I think to myself as I stare at it. I was so lost in it I didn’t notice Alex talking.

“Asphyxious… You there?” Alex said as she poked my skull again, and I shake my head away as I look at the stone. There was something powerful about it, who did it belong to, where was it hidden all this time, who was it, Everblight, Toruk, one of the other dragons?! The box closed and I blinked, what was I doing?

“Just as I thought, you have the dragons blight within you.” Said the old Shaman as I look at everyone. What was I doing just now?

“Dude, you were really out of it!” Alex comments as she looked at me like I was crazy.

“A-also your eyes were glowing brighter, too.” Said Shy as she hides behind Zecora.

“I… need that stone.” I said calmly, whatever just happened I’ll look into later. If that thing really is a heart stone then there’s no telling when the dragon will, would, or can wake up. “Inside that stone is a dragon’s soul and mind, right now it, I guess you could call it hibernating. But once it wakes up it will destroy everything around it.”

“That impossible, dragons come from eggs there been no documentation of something like this before.” Said Twilight.

“...It’s like a phylactery, isn’t it?” Alex said after a few seconds. I look at him as if to explain into more detail, and she gave a sigh before explaining, “A phylactery is an object that a certain lichs, such as the infamous dracolich, use to keep their souls on the mortal plane. Unless you destroy it, they’ll just keep coming back over and over.”

“I guess, but this stone came from Lord Toruk himself, he pulled out pieces of himself to make more dragons in the world. But they all acted just like him so he decided to take them back into his own body and as you can guess the others didn’t want to go back.” I said as I start to explain the lore behind the dragon.

“Once the other dragons hurt him in battle, Lord Toruk went to a inland called Crxy and started making his armies, now guess what the other dragons did once he left?” I asked, knowing full well Alex could get this.

“They put their souls in the athanc, didn’t they?” Alex asked, I should explain that the athanc was already a part of their bodies seeing as the athanc came from Toruk body.

“Close, you see the athanc was already apart of there bodies. How ever Everblight was one of the first dragons to fight Toruk on his own and ended up being sealed within his own athanc. Lucky for him Toruk thought he couldn't do anything and went off to find the other dragons. What he didn’t think about was the dragonblight that he could still give off.” I saw Twi was writing this all down like crazy, I think I should not be telling her about this.

“Anyway once Everblight mastered his control over his Blight he went about remaking himself in other living beings. He even turned a race of snow elves to do his bidding, or in this case the deer’s. To put it simple every warlock is under Everblight control, I use that term loosely, and are extensions of his arms, legs, eyes and ears. He even know what they’re thinking. What they know, he knows.” I look at everyone waiting to hear what they have to say.

“So it’s a mix of Necromorphs and mind control?” Alex said, before rubbing the side of her head in frustration, “Great.”

“I also have to deal with a pony cult of Cryx, an army of Farrows on the loose so ya, ain't I lucky. Oh and the royal sister mother is the leader of Everblight armies.” I said as I sigh at this, thou the old shaman pushed the box over to wounds me. I look at her confused at this.

“You came here for reason, I believe you must take the athanc stone with you.” The Shaman said softly looking up at me.

“You’re letting me take it? Why?” I asked as she slowly opened the box and I was drawn to it again. I slowly reach out with my hand as I ran my metal fingers over it.

“You already have a piece within you, you are now apart of him and the father of all dragons will come for you as he will for them. You will need all the power you can get.” I look up at her when she said that, then back to the stone I carefully pick it up… and shove it in my chest!

“Let us hope that it doesn’t end up working like a chestburster,” Alex said, but I didn’t hear the rest as I scream out in pain.

***Alex pov. Everfree.***

“Damnit!,” I said as Asphyxious began to scream I saw that the metal around the stone was bubbling as the stone slowly sink into his body. I watched the Lich fall on his back screaming in agony as Fluttershy covered her ears from the sound and Twilight as she panicking about what to do.

“Calm yourselves, there is nothing we can do for him now, all we can do is wait and hope.” Said the Shaman get up and get up and walks over to the Lich, then smack him on the head with her staff, knocking him out. I look at his prone form, before shrugging and taking a seat on the ground, waiting for him to finish with whatever he was going through.

“Do not fear for him Fluttershy, the worst is over he will be fine.” I heard Zecora rhyme. I then take the notice just how large Fluttershy’s breasts were. I pause at this thought before shaking my head. Great, now I’m starting to think like Asphyxious, I think as I turn my gaze elsewhere.

That was when the room lit up in blue fire, I blinked as I heard Asphyxious grone. “Why, do I have to be naked… damnit…” Wait, what?

I saw him sit up out of the smoke rubbing his head, he also had what looked like a badged over his left eye and a dragon like tail. “Damn Discord and his naked party…” Asphyxious said as he looks at me with his good eye.

“Dude, I have no idea what you’re talking about, but you best get your mind out of the gutter now,” I coldly told him.

Asphyxious gave me the finger with a deadpan stare. “Fuck you I’m in pain, and sex is the last thing on my-” He was interrupted by Shy, who was hugging him and asking if he was alright. Given she has his head in her chest right now, who knows?

“Um, Fluttershy?” I asked, and she looks over her shoulder at me before I point out, “You might want to give him a little breathing room if you want a reply.”

“Oh my!” She said quickly letting go as Asphyxious falls back onto the floor again. “Ow…” He said laying there. Zecora was giggling at this as she walks over and what she doing? She sitting on top of HIM!? “Asphyxious I hope you won't mind, but can I ask you to give me a good time~”

I swear I saw his face go as red as a tomato the next thing I know he teleported out from under her and changed back into a lich. “I’m good, let's go home now!” He quickly said as he left out the wall.

I watched him run out into the wall coming out the other end without destroying it, and shook my head before following him out the door.

“Wait, I want to ask you both so many questions!” Twilight exclaimed as I heard following us.

“Great, Twilight in Psycho Analyst mode,” I comment as I look back at her, before turning to the Iron Lich and asked him, “So if there’s nothing else you need me for, could you end the contract, then?”

“Right sorry, my mind’s just felt like I remembered something… Alex, our contract is complete.” After he said that and the portal opens, he slapped my ass!? I turn to him and he laughed giving me a V sign with his hand. “Payback, dude.”

“That’s it!” I said as he grins, and point my hand at him before zapping the Lich with a blast of electricity. The two of us stared at one another in silence for a second, before a scarf flies over and attaches itself to him. “The curse of static cling is upon you!” I cackle as I run to the portal.

“Whatever you say, sexy.” Was the last thing I hear as the portal closed behind me.

“That’s it!” I shout in anger as I come out of the portal, and the Mane Six of my dimension gave me a look as I rip off the Mask of Possibilities before slamming the Olmak on my face.

“What’s the matter, Alex?” Rainbow Dash teased as I transformed into Brutaka, but quailed as I gave her a glare before picking up a box I had nearby filled with my latest… ‘practice tools’.

With my ammunition ready, I gave a sinister chuckle before opening a portal. The air churned for a second before a portal opened, showing Asphyxious below and completely unaware of the portal.

“Alex, who was calling you sexy on the other side of that portal?” Asked Twilight as she looked at me.

“The same perverted asshole who flirted with me in Nikila form and is about to get it." I said as I open the portal.

“So your coltfriend?” Asked Rainbow Dash, and I gave her a glare before turning back to the portal.

“Hey, Asphyxious!” I shout, and the Iron Lich looked up at the portal as I overturned my box and dumped dozens of fridge magnets, shouting all the while, “FRIDGE MAGNETS!!!!!” as he stands there looking up at me with his arms crossed. While none of them stuck to his head his body on the other hand.

“That is what happens when you mess with the Prankster Prince!” I declare at the Iron Lich, his body now adorned in plastic letters and symbols

Wait when did he have six stacks on his back? Then he called back at me through the portal. “It’s Lich Lord now, not Iron Lich!” He yelled up at me.

I gave him the finger in reply while also telling him “Also, this is payback for the Bachelor party!,” Before closing the portal, then turned to Rainbow Dash, who was giggling at me.

“Training room, initiate Training Level 9 for Rainbow Dash, Gemini Mode” I intone, and Rainbow Dash draws back in fear as several copies of her appeared around you.

“Celestia damn you, Alex!” Rainbow shouted as she flew away, and I let out a savage chuckle as her copies took after her.

***Asphyxious pov Zecora's hut.***

“Zecora, for the last time, I’m fine.” However, she pushed me back into the bed and looked at me with lustful eyes. “I mean Shy and Twi are in the other room right now!” I was well back in my human form once we got inside and got rid of all those magnets but the zebra had other ideas to help me relax.

“There’s no need to fear, my little friend, Twilight and Fluttershy will be joining us at the end~” Oh crap, Sister and Chrysalis are going to have my head after this. Why does this always happen to ME!?!

Author's Notes:

Another story another crossover. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/253550/a-displaced-mask-hunter

Next time. we get a clan meeting let see how things turn out.