(2 Hours of running later)

Amy was running through the Everfree Forest. Unfamiliar with the layout of her surroundings, and having a crazy lavender unicorn on your tail it pretty much didn't help her. Unlike the forest at home this one was dense and thick (No pun intended), despite a few growls and rustling in the bushes she continue to push forwards. Half way near the exit of the forest she came across a backpack in the middle open forest.

"The hells a backpack doing here in the middle of the forest?" She thought to herself as she walked over and pick the bag up.

Upon picking the back up she notice a letter attached to it saying.

    Dear Amy Anderson

       Here's a bag that will help you on your journey/adventure in Equestria. Normally I don't do this kinda of thing just for anypony, but seeing how your not a pony I guess I could help you out. Think of this as a welcoming gift to our planet. Any who about this bag, don't worry about running out of room cause this bag has infinite amount of storage, and can keep cooked food warm or cold depending. Anyway I must be going now, welcome to Equestria blah blah blah and all that jazz seeya.

               Sincerely, E

P.S.

You might want to start running now, cause you know that crazy unicorn that is chasing you right? Well she right behind you, she got tired of waiting on you at the exit of the forest.

"I FOUND HER TWILIGHT!" Yelled Spike.

"Oh fuck me sideways!" Amy immediately took off running like a bat out of hell, causing Spike to run after her. Looking around to see what to use to slow him down, she notice a branch in front of her. A she ran she grabbed the flexible branch an hit Spike in the nose with it, causing him to trip and get tangled up in some of the vines on the forest floor.

"Yes finally something from a cartoon finally wor-" Just as she said that, she tripped on a root that was sticking out of the ground. "Ow....the universe just loves to see me suffer doesn't it?"

Before she could recover from her fall, Twilight was standing right in front of her.

"How the hell did you get from all the way back there? To here in less then a minute?"

"I'm a unicorn remember?" Said Twilight with a smirk on her face. "We can master any form of magic." She vanished then reappeared next to Amy. "Even teleportation spells like this!"

"Oh....Well.....Fuck." Amy trembled a bit in fear

"Fuck me sideways! She can use magic!" She thought to herself as she bolted to try to run away.

"Oh no you don't!" Her horn starting to glow, and a lavender aura was forming around Amy's legs as she tried to run. "Like it? It a levitation spell, pretty much all unicorns learn this spell when they are just little fillies."

Amy turned and saw Twilight standing next to her. "It's very handy when is comes to getting stuff from hard to reach places, multi tasking, and capturing humans like you." She smiled with an evil tone in her voice at the last part of her sentence.

Spike rustling out of the bushes with his hand covering his nose. Twilight took notice and saw that his nose was bleeding, then looked at Amy with a Devilish grin on her face.

"Mission accomplished Spike!" Said Twilight as she gave Spike a napkin to cover his nose. "Now I believe we have an engagement with Princess Celestia and Prince Artemis but first, why don't I examine you first? Think of it as payback for giving my number one assistant a bloody nose, and for running off." She said with a creepy smile on her face that only stalkers give.

"Oh god this can't be good, quick think Amy what did grandpa say when your in a situation like this?"

(Flashback to her younger years as a kid )

"Now Amy, when dealing with a magical talking unicorn and she can use levitation spell there are three ways of getting out of it. Said Grandpa James.

"What are they grandpa?" Said Amy with a innocent look on her face.

"One would be to cut the horn off, two you need to hit it so the spell would be canceled, and three distract it with a bag full of sugar cubes."

"Why sugar cubes grandpa?"

"Cause all ponies love sugar cubes, it like crack to them....minus the side affects that is."

(End of the flash)

As she finished thinking to herself, Amy reached for her backpack to see if she had anything she could to dispel Twilight's magic. Looking inside she found a bag full of sugar cubes. "YES! Lady luck is on my side for once in my life." As Twilight turn her head to see why Amy was moving around, she saw the bag of sugar cubes and immediately dropped her on the ground.

"A...Are those...W...What I think they are?" She said while drooling a bit.

"Yup." Amy said opening the small bag to show Twilight. "Sugar Cubes."

Amy moved the bag in different directions to get the lavender ponies attention. "You want it?" She ask making Twilight nod yes. "Then got get it!" With that she threw the bag behind her, making Twilight bolt after it like a dog catching his ball.

"Well that was something....Anyway I better get out of here before she returns." As she turned around about to leave the forest, she was blocked by Spike still covering his bloody nose.

"And where do you think your going alien?" Said Spike blocking the path she was going to leave.

"Oh right forgot about you kid."She thought to herself. "Well seeing how she'll be busy with the bag of sugar cubes, I think I should leave before she returns."

"And what makes you think I would let you get away after what you did?"

"Oh I will escape cause there's one move that will let me escape." She said walking slowly towards Spike.

"And that would be?"

"THIS!" Amy kick Spike in between his legs, causing him fall to the ground, covering his private parts, and curling up in a ball. If there were church bells ringing in the distance then you would hear then, along with the sound of walnuts being smashed by a nutcracker.

"OW! OH SWEET CELESTIA THAT HURTS!!" He said rolling in pain from Amy's attack.

"Sorry buddy, but I don't like to being experimented on." Looking through her backpack she pulled out an ice pack and place it next to Spike. "Here for your troubles, and now I'm off if we meet again then maybe I'll buy you a drink or something." She bolted past him after finishing her sentence.

"I knew I should of stayed in bed a little longer."

Twilight returned to where Spike was, eating the bag of sugar cubs. She notice that spike was on ground covering his nads. "Spike what happened!?" She said as she stopped eating  the bag of sugar cubes and put it away, she then ran towards spike to if he's ok.

"Ouch! Will yes and no. Yes because Amy left me with an ice pack for when she hit me below the belt."

"Ok? Then why did you say no then?"

"Cause my manly pride is broken that's why."

Twilight rolled her eyes and began to think to herself. "Hm not only does she possess magic but she can use tactics to help her escape...looks like I'm gonna need some help getting her after all."

"Spike are you able to send a letter to are girls in ponyville?"

"Y-yeah I can why you ask?"

Twilight grew a devilish smile on her face. "Cause we're gonna need help capturing her, seeing how she can out smart me."

(One long ass run through the woods later. What? I'm lazy at time don't judge me.)

After running for what seemed like forever, Amy finally began to see light at the end of the tunnel (Not that light) through the forest.

She saw a clearing, picked up the pace and soon found herself in a field full of apple trees. "Huh an apple farm.....You rarely see something like this back at home, well unless you live in the country." Amy couldn't help but look at the size of the apples, they were huge, plump, and juicy by the looks of it. "I'm sure the ponies on this farm wouldn't mind missing an apple or two. I mean look at this place they have tons of apples." She said as she started to pull some of the juicy apples off the trees and put it in her backpack.

"HEY YOU NO GOOD THIEF! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WITH MY APPLES!?"

Amy looked down and saw a orange mare wearing a cowboy hat, a orange checkered shirt that covered her breast area, and a small brown vest.

"Well?"

"Uh...hehe...sorry about that didn't know these we're yours."

"Your trespassin' on the Apple Family orchard stranger! You better have bits to replace those apples!." She said eyeing Amy in the tree.

Amy jumped off the branch of the tree she was sitting on. This took Applejack off guard when she looked at Amy with wide eyes after looking at her. "What are ya?" Slowly backing away from her a bit to get a even better look. She yelled "YA AIN'T A PONY ARE YOU?"

"Naw I'm the fucking tooth fairy what do you think?" Amy said sarcastically.

Applejack looked at Amy with a deadpanned look on her face. "Ya don't have to be a smartass you know?"

"You know alot of people say that to me, but eh whatever." She said shrugging.

"So care to explain why your eating "MY" apples from "MY" families apple farm?" Applejack responded angrily.

"Well I was hungry, and I didn't have anything to eat." She looked at applejack still looking angry at her. "What? You wanted me to starve to death, and die on your farm or something?"

"What? No, I was just wondering that's all."

"Right? You know where I come from when someone is hungry or hurt, we try to help them. Not worrying about a few apples going missing."

"This coming from the one stealing my apples."

"And Like I said I was hungry geez, but if it makes you feel better I'll pay for the apples. How much are they anyway?"

"Well seeing how you ate six of them, and you took all the apple off the tree." Applejack began crunching in the numbers silently to herself. "That would be 50 bits please." She said extending her hand out to her.

Amy started to search her pokes to see if she had any money on her. To her surprise she had the exact amount to repay the apple farmer.

"Don't know how that got there, but whatever better not question if."She thought as she handed over the 50 bits to Apple jack. "Here you go 50 bits."

"Thank ya kindly." Said Applejack as she took the bits from Amy. Before she walked off Applejack stared at Amy for a moment before asking her a question. "Sooo......just out of curiosity, are you a human?"

"Yep."

"You can use fire magic right?"

Amy fired a fire ball from her left hand into the air. "Yep."

"And you're bald all over your body besides your head?" This got Amy a bit angry, but she still played it cool.

"What is this the hasbro game of "Can you guess who?" Yes."

"You wouldn't happen to be Amy Anderson right?"

"Ding ding ding ding. We have a winner folks......Wait how do you know my name?"

"Oh well I got this here letter from my friend Twilight telling me." She said pulling the letter from under her hat. " A human wearing a white trench coat, long red hair, a black shirt that matches the same color as it's pants, her left arm had black leather bandages with a  gold wrist bracelet and a black glove. She's also carrying a sword with color of a phoenix but parts of it was black as the same color of black smoke." As she finished reading it she put it back under her hat. "You might of heard....of....her? Why that no good son of." She yelled as she started to run off and catch up with Amy.

Amy saw her chance to run away when Applejack was reading the little letter she got from Twilight. But as if the universe loved to see screw around with her life, Applejack appeared right in front of her as she slammed right into her and fell on the ground.

"You know, that was mighty rude of you, when somepony is reading something your suppose to wait until they are done!" She said while snapping her lasso trying to make a point.

"Yep I pissed her off, quick think of something stupid." An idea popped in her head, as she quickly got up and jolted towards the other apple tree.

"Get back here you little apple thief!" She jolted after her.

Amy jumped onto the apple tree and took another apple from it. This got a look on applejack's face that says "Oh you better not do what I think your doing." Before she could eat one of the apples, Applejack threw a medium size rock at her left hand. Due to her sudden surprise the rock Amy fell of the tree and accidentally fired a fire ball at one of the other apple trees. Normally it would of just hit on of the trees but this wasn't a normal fireball. This was one of her ability that thanks to applejack Amy was able to unlock.

*Congratulations! You unlock one of Elesis abilities FIREWORKS!!*

"Oh sweet....Question what does it do?

*Elesis shoots a fireball which will explode. Once the fireball hits a target, the victim is surrounded by a ring of fire, which damages them and any enemies who come near them.*

This little victory was short lived, when a very angry and piss apple farmer was standing right in front her. "Oh...Uh...Hi there applejack." She looked at her with a sheepish smile on her face. Applejack pointed towards the apple trees on fire. "Oh that.....In my defense your the one that hit me with the rock, so it's pretty much your fault as well." With that little comment Applejack grabbed her by the leg, threw her in the air, and bucked her sending Amy off flying towards Ponyville.

"TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!

"AND STAY AWAY FROM MY APPLE FARM YOU NO GOOD-." Just then the sudden realization hit her. "Oh dear I was suppose to keep her from getting away......Twilight's not gonna like this."