(Inside Canterlot throne room)

   "lets see assault and battery, verbal assault, resisting arrest, assault on an officer, disturbing the peace, noise pollution, destruction of public property, destruction of private property, destruction of royal property, and attempted manslaughter." Said Celestia as she move the scroll from her face looking at the Blazing heart who had a "innocent/sheepish look on her face." "Amy Anderson the third this is one hell of a list of charges and an impressive set."

"Aw thanks." Amy said blushing from hearing the charges called.

"That wasn't a complement, you do realize with these charges I can send you to the dungeon."

"Oh come on! I told you that what happen to us wasn't my fault."

"That maybe true, but you assaulted my guards."

"Yeah that was funny."

"Blew up the arcade and food court."

"I regret nothing upon doing that.

"And scaring almost half of the royal guards to the point were some of them quit."

"Not my fault your guards are a bunch of pussies."

Celestia facepalmmed herself from Amy's comment. "We're you dropped on your head when you were a little filly?"

"Hey that only happen one....ok maybe two time, but I don't think that has anything to do with my actions."

"You sure cause most of the times your not that bright."

"Fuck you Selena."

"......I'm really tempted on sending you to jail, but due to the fact that I don't want to get into another argument with your maid." Said Celestia as she burn the scroll up listing Amy's charges. "I'll drop all the charges and let you go."

"HA! Once again I fought the law and I won....for once." Said Amy doing a little victory dance.

"Just go to the dining hall and get ready for dinner before I change my mind." With that Amy left the throne room with a victorious smile on her face. "If she's like this, I hate to see what would happen if her mother was here instead of her." She thought as she imagine another human just like Amy, which gave her chills running down her spine. "On second thought, I think having just one of her is enough."

(Outside the throne room)

"You think Amy's gonna be ok?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"I'm sure she'll be fine, I mean what the worse that can happen?" Said Sweetie Belle.

"I know but still she's been in there for at least an hour or so. You think we could get something letting us know she's ok." Rainbow Dash notice Scootaloo giving her a very odd look. "What?"

"Ok seriously are you two dating or something?" Asked Scootaloo which made her sister's face burn bright red. "Cause from what I can tell for the past 3 months you been acting like a wife towards Amy.

"Oh for the love of horsefeathers we're not date!" Yelled Rainbow Dash. "I mean really I'm the element of loyalty arn't I? I am loyal to my friends arn't I?"

"Yes, but you seem loyal to Amy the most." Said Sweetie Belle.

"That still doesn't mean I'm in love with her, or we're a couple or anything."

Before Scootaloo could reply with a answer/question the doors to the royal throne room open up, and out walks Amy with a cocky grin on her face.

"Sup bitches, you miss me?"

"What took you so long?" Said Rainbow Dash as she zoomed up to Amy's face. "I thought she was gonna send you to jail, or worse to the sun."

"Please since when have something like this happen to me where Sun-Butt would send me to jail or prison?"

"Um what happen in ponyville 3 months ago." Said Applebloom.

"Hey if I didn't act like a hero, then ponyville would of been taken over by a bunch of bugs with swiss cheese legs."

"You try to sell blueblood to a bunch of nobles from neighpan." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Would of gotten 5 boxes of sushi if Celestia didn't get involved."

"And let's not forget the time you ran around naked throughout Canterlot saying, "Help, help I escaped from Princess Celestia's sex dungeon." Said Scootaloo.

"Hey I was doing a bet that time, and I won it."

"......Your not the brightest pony in the family are you?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Hey I'm smart i just perfer to do things the hard way." Amy replied as she begun to walk down the hallway. "Anyway Celestia pardon me of all charges of what happen today."

"Just like that?" Asked Scootaloo.

"That and the fact she didn't want to have to deal with Yuri again."

"Don't you think you could be a bit nicer to Celestia? I mean she did let you stay in ponyville after what happen." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Like I said before, when she starts being nice to me then I'll be nice to her." Before Amy could say anything else, she heard a low growling sound coming from her stomach. "Ok before we do anything else let's head to the dinning room, cause after what happen at the food court I'm still hungry."

"You might not want to get your hopes up that quickly Amy." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh come on it's the royal castle, they should have meat in this place seeing how they are friends with other creatures what can go wrong?"

(Royal Dining Room)

  "I hate canterlot so much right now." Amy said mentally as she was sitting in her seat looking/playing at her food. Everyone had gather into the hall of Elements, where dinner was being held. Tonight’s meal included Ceasar Salad, Spaghetti wheatballs, garlic bread, and also a special cake made by Pinkie Pie. Granted dinner was ok, but for her It was bad enough that the food court didn't have any meat in stock, but here inside the royal castle where everything is almost fancy. This was just sad to her on so many levels. As she looked around her friends were enjoying the meal presented to them, well all but her. "Man this sucks."

"Amy don't be rude." Said Yuri sitting next to Amy. "She said the castle won't have anymore meat until a month or two."

"Yeah right, I bet she said that to get revenge on me for all the stuff I did to her."

"No surprise there, you do piss off a lot of people back home." Said Molly. "Remember how you got drunk for the first time during dad's fancy dinner party."

"Hey how was I suppose to know that was beer, I thought it was apple juice they both have the same color." Amy replied.

"Yes but you could of figure it out after you tasted it dumbass."

"Fuck you, at least I didn't scream like a sissy when we had to get are yearly flu shot." Molly could thing of a come back towards Amy's insult. So instead she merely flipped her the finger out of anger. "HA! looks like you go beaten by your older sister."

"Girls enough!" Said Yuri smacking both Amy & Molly upside their heads with her tail.

"Hey she started it!" Said Amy rubbing the back of her head.

"Well I'm ending it. It's bad enough I had to pull Molly off of Prince Blueblood after what he said about your mother, I don't need any more of you two fighting in here. Now please can we enjoy the dinner that Princess Celestia gave us?"

"Ugh......fine, but I'm still don't like it."

"Why are you so touchy about dinner this time? You didn't have a problem with it in ponyville." Asked Molly.

"Yeah well that's because ponyville has a meat shop now thanks to me."

"Amy you begged Mare Mayor to make a meat store for you and Rainbow Dash." Said Yuri.

"And for anyone else, geez I mean really you think they never seen a being that doesn't eat meat."

"Well this is the equine country, so it's pretty much understandable." Said Molly.

"Oh please with all the royal creatures coming here to Canterlot, you think they have meat hidden away some.....where......."

"Amy are you ok?" Asked Yuri as she notice a devilish smile on her face. "Oh dear I know that look on your face."

"What look?" Asked Molly.

"That's the same look your mother gave me when she either have a revenge plan, or a plan involving sneaking around in a forbidden place."

"Oh relax I'm just gonna sneak around the castle in search for some meat that Sun-Butt is hiding." Amy said giving Yuri an innocent look at Yuri. "What can possibly go wrong?"

"It's Jane Anderson all over again." Yuri said mentally.