(A few hours of running later)

"The universe just love to see me suffer alot doesn't it?" Said Amy as she peeked around the corner of a abandon ally. "Cause so far weird stuff like this should be happening in ponyville right now."

"Ok I have to admit this is by far the most fun I have ever had in the past 1,000 years or so."

"Oh well I'm so glad your enjoying the show Selena." Said Rainbow Dash sarcastically. "But if you don't mind could you oh i don't know HELP US!"

"Would but I can't, still patching up Amy at the moment so you guys are on your own."

"Your an alicorn right? Arn't you suppose to be gods or goddesses in this universe?" Asked Amy.

"I'm an embodyment of shadows, not omnipotent Amy there's a difference."

"Fan fucking tastic, this can't get any worse." Amy said as she kick a empty can sending it fly at a royal guards head. "Fuck."

"HEY WHO'S THERE!?" Said the guard as Amy & the gang ducked behind a dumpster. "WELL WHO'S THERE!?"

"Not a human and a bunch of ponies." Said Amy as Rainbow Dash punched Amy on the shoulder.

"Oh ok." He said as he walked off somewhere else.

".......Wow I can't believe that worked."

"Well the royal guards arn't the brightest of ponies in Canterlot, let alone Equestria."

"Ok guess the arcade is out." Amy said as she crossed off arcade on her list. "So all that is left is the all you can eat buffet at the food court."

"You sure it's wise to go there? I mean with all the royal guards around, we might get caught before we can even get there." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Don't worry dashie for I have a plan to make are way to the food court."

"What's that?" Asked Scootaloo.

(Moments later in front of the food court)

"See I told you my plan worked."

"Plan? PLAN!? All you did was yell "your batman motherbucker", grabbed on of the guards, and used him as a baseball bat to hit the other guards."

"It worked didn't it?"

"By work you mean scare almost all the ponies in the area we were at, then yeah your "plan" worked." Said Rainbow Dash air quoting the last part.

"Oh whatever my awesome plan worked." She said giving a victory pose in front of her friends.

"Molly was right she's not the brightest." Mentally said Rainbow Dash.

"Now come on let's get something to eat."

  A few hours past as the due sat in the middle of the food court with food on their plates, well almost everyone. Amy pretty much had plate full of fried tofu with a class of apple juice, and judging by the way her face look on her face she was pissed at the fact that the food court didn't have any kinds of meat in it. When Amy ask on of the workers in the food court about if they had any meat their faces turn blue with fear.

"This fucking sucks." Amy said taking a bite out of her plate full of fried tofu. "I mean really it like they never seen a species that don't eat meat."

"Well you are the first humans to come to our world." Said Rainbow Dash patting Amy's head. "Plus didn't you say you were an omnivore?"

"Yeah but I prefer meat dammit not this hippie stuff, no offense."

"None taken." Scootaloo said. "But why do you prefer to eat meat then vegetables?"

"Because it's just taste so dame good." She replied drooling a bit while looking at the sky. "The way it taste & feels, It's like if you were sucking off your special someponies dong and he climax into your mouth and you enjoyed the taste of it." Amy looked back at her friends, who faces we bright red with the exception of the two pegasus having wing boners. "Wow Yuri was right I do act like my mom."

"W-Wow you really do love meat that much huh?" Asked Sweetie Belle still red in the face.

"Don't get me wrong I do love fruits and vegetable, I just love the taste of meat." She said as she took another bit of fried tofu.

"Anyway despite what happen at the two stores, this is pretty nice." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah we should do this more often, just not in canterlot." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Still angry about what happen at the clothing store Belle?" Asked Amy. Sweetie Belle simply nodded to Amy's question. "Hey how about I get Molly to make you her apprentice, how's that sound?"

"Really!?" Said the white unicorn with sparkles in her eyes.

"Sure, I'll talk to her later on once we leave canterlot." Sweetie Belle screamed with joy at hearing that. "Now let's finish up here before something weird happens." Right on the mark Amy heard a very loud voice piercing though the crowd.

"THERE YOU ARE YOU BLANK FLANKS!!!"

"Oh you gotta be kidding me." Amy turned around to see a beat up lavender haired pony, along with her was a silver haired pony holding her hand. "You again, didn't you learn your lesson after what Sweetie Belle did to you?"

"You think I'll let those freaks go after what they did to my store!?" She said as she spat out some blood and one tooth. "The you surly mistaken."

"Oh really?" Said Rainbow Dash getting up from her seat and cracking her knuckles. "What makes you think I'm gonna let you?"

"Oh I think a certain griffon says other wise." Said Diamond as she pointed behind Rainbow Dash. RD looked behind her to see a very pissed off, burned, and beaten up griffon holding the same metal bat from the arcade store.

"Oh......Well it two again one kid your still out match & out numbered."

"Yeah it's not like she has an army or something?" Said Amy. Diamond snapped her finger again only to have a group of royal guards appear out of no where.

"You just can't keep your mouth shut can ya teach?" Said the pyro knight.

"Were you dropped on your head alot when you were just a little filly Amy?"

"Shut up, and think of a plan before something else happens." Amy was cut off from her train of thought as she heard a manly scream coming from one of the royal guards. She looked up to the crazy yandere maid Jade jumping from solider to solider making her way towards Amy and her friends.

"AMY MY LOVE, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND!!!"

"What the-. How are you still alive after getting hit by me & teaches fire attack?" Said Scootaloo.

"Not even the flames of hell can stop me from getting to my lover." Said Jade as she pulled out her spear. "Now move aside kid so I can kill that rainbow color dike, and be with my true lover Amy."

"Your not going to do that!" Yelled Gleaming Shield. "Cause you six are under arrest for destructive property, assault on a royal guard, and assault on a innocent bystander!"

  Hearing all that and being surrounded by a group of angry ponies. A normal person would surrender and turn themselves in, but unlike most people Amy wasn't that kind of girl. In fact she was pissed. Pissed at the fact that all she wanted was to have a normal day just hanging out with her friends just like in ponyville, but no she just had to have a day were all this weird stuff just happen. Not to mention having a crazy yandere maid from her childhood is back in her life, which didn't help seeing how her rage meeter was beginning to hit it's breaking point.

"Um teach, you ok?" Asked Scootaloo noticing Amy didn't say anything.

"Oh.....I'm fine......you guys might wanna take cover."

"Why's that?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

A crimson red aura started to form around Amy as she began to walk towards the angry crowd of ponies. "Cause right now, I'm in a very, very, very bad mood at the moment, and I don't want you all to see what's going to happens next."

"Amy calm down, your using some of my powers that I prefer you don't use at the-."

"Listen up Selena, I'm not in the mood for your little lecture at the moment. Right now I pissed off and I wouldn't want you to get me on my bad side if I was you." Amy then turn her attention towards the angry mob of ponies as she began to walk towards them.

"All I wanted was a relaxing day in Canterlot, but you little fuckers wouldn't let me would you?" Amy cracked her knuckles as her appearance change. "You insulted Sweetie Belles sister, you try and kill my best friend, and not only that you took away all the meat in this place!"

"That last part wasn't their fault to begin with."

"I'm on a roll her man! Now you wanna arrest us?" Amy's yelling and crimson blood aura cause some of the guards to back up a bit, while some were prepare to charge at her along with Gleaming Shield. "Well I news for you chumps."

"IT TIME TO RUMBLE!!!!!!"

(Elsewhere in the castle of Canterlot)

  Celestia was sitting in her room enjoying how peaceful & quiet it was on this perfect day. This day was so perfect that she was almost about to fall asleep, that is until she heard a loud bombing sound coming from outside her room. As she walk towards her balcony she say a  cloud of smoke and fire coming the the food court.

Artemus entered the room of her older sister wondering what that loud noise came from. "Sister what just happen?"

"Get her on the phone, get her on the phone, I want Amy Anderson on the phone RIGHT NOW!" She yelled. Artemus handed her the phone to call Amy.

(Back at the food court well what's left of it anyway.)

"Wow....She really does have an anger problem." Said Scootaloo brushing off some the rubble off herself.

"Yeah maybe she should take some anger management classes like Rainbow Dash did." Said Applebloom.

"I don't think the class gonna help her or anypony is will to help her after hearing what went down here." Said Sweetie Belle.

  All four ponies were in shock & awe as they saw Amy beating the crap out of every royal guard that was stupid enough to try and challenge. So far most of the guards either ran off back to the castle, laying on the ground beaten up, or piled up on top of a mountain of guards that Amy was sitting on top of.

*Sigh* "Well that help clear my head a bit, you think anyone will notice the amount of royal guards on the ground?" Asked Amy as she saw a few of the royal guards that were conscious were trying to crawl away.

"I wouldn't be surprise if Celestia labeled you as a villain right now."

Just then Amy's cellphone rang. "Hm?" She said as she pulled out her phone to see who it was. "Oh great it's sun-butt, what does she want now." With that Amy answered her phone. "Hello?"

[What Happened?] Asked Celestia with a angry tone in her voice.

"Alright I'll tell you....but you can't be mad at me."

[What did you do?]

"Ok first I was minding my own business with my friends."

[BULLSHIT!!!]

"I wwwwaaaassss!"

[And pray do tell what happen when you were "minding your own business?" Cause so far you have moment of getting into trouble.]

"Wwweeeelllll."

( one long explanation later )

"And that's what happen."

[.......Question what happen to Gleaming Shield?]

"Oh her, she should be at the castle now after I send her flying right?"

[*CRASH*]

"I take it she's there huh?"

[.......I'll deal with the damages that you some what caused, just return to castle.] *click*

"Huh guess I can cross food court off the list?" She said as she crossed food court off the list. "OK girls Celestia told me we have to come back to the castle for dinner."

"AW but we wanna stay out more." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Sorry kid but it's Celestia's orders, and normally I would ignore that but seeing how I pretty much wreck this place." She said as a pillar fell. "And I don't think the locals here will like the fact that were here."

"Good point let's go." Said Rainbow Dash as the group of ponies ran off down the street towards Canterlot Castle.