Dinky Doo was excited to get her first pet at the Ponyville Pet Center Benefit Concert. She was so excited, in fact, that she couldn't settle on a name for him. In the end, she decided to give him a bunch of names strung together into one great, long name. This might appear to be a recipe for disaster on the surface, but let's be honest here. When's the last time you had to call for your pet tortoise? Unless your name just so happens to be Rainbow Dash, you shouldn't find yourself in that position too often.

However, strange things tend to happen in Ponyville, and the Fourth Wall Theater Troupe knows this all too well. As such, with Dinky's full cooperation, they have put together this little cautionary tale about the advantages of short names over long names for you all to enjoy this fine day. At least, it's allegedly a cautionary tale. There's no way of knowing for certain when your script is co-written by the Master of Chaos.

As always, funding for this production has been made possible by the Please Prevent Pinkie Pie and Discord From Getting Bored Foundation. To support more of the Fourth Wall Theater Troupe's work, follow the prequel tag above.