The Ed Head was being lead (le ebben rhymes :D) through the elegant halls of Canterlot castle. The walls adorned with beautiful paintings and breathtaking designs among other things.

But none of that had Ed's attention, what truly captivated him was the fact that the guard who had been guiding him through the picturesque halls kept walking in a way which allowed his massive horse dick to constantly dangle into Ed's view. Each time it did, Ed held back his vomit. He fortunately hadn't to withhold the sight for long, as it was a quick walk to Ed's room.

Ed stood with his jaw agape. The room was beautiful. The bed had dark blue sheets on the mattress and pillows, a white blanket which was so white the KKK would be jealous, the night stand to the right side of the bed was made of wood, had two drawers and, surprisingly, when Ed opened them he found ready made clothes, human clothes. Though he had to admit they were a little overly fancy. He made a mental note to ask Celestia about them during the royal dinner, even though he was pretty certain it was Rarity's work, he wanted to make sure.

The walls were pained dark blue like the sheets and the book shelf opposite to the bed had already been stacked with many books, mostly about cooking for some reason. The bathroom had jewel encrusted toilet paper, which made him worried to take a shit, jewel encrusted sink knobs and an elegant mirror with a golden frame.

All in all, he was pretty pleased with the room. He plopped on his bed, expecting not to fall asleep, but quickly found his fatigue getting the best of him.

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Castle Rock's cock was as hard as the rock he had in his castles, and those were pretty hard rocks. "This Applejack porn is pleasing, see to it the creator is compensated well." He said to his royal laptop holder, who nodded in response and closed the laptop for him, before quickly leaving the room.

Castle sighed and spun his pimp chair playfully. His dark reign over the lands grew every day. The president of Murica was on his knees, begging for mercy.

If only Iron Galley was here, he'd ban him to the next dimension for his power over the lands. The whole of Earth would soon be his.

He was abruptly awoken from his daydream when Nic Cage the science mage busted into his room.

"We found it." He said, panting. "We found the portal to Equestria."