If you had a choice, which selection would seem favourable? Death by sex, or death by wilderness? Tough choice, huh. Well, for most- that's an easy choice. I however, did not have any choice. With the heat season right around the corner I'll have to test my wits and keep my skeleton intact while I try my damnedest to stay away from my sex-fueled marefriends.

This is a HIE fic. If you do not like Human in Equestria fics, the main character being named Anon or the story being in 1st person, run. Just turn around, run away and don't look back