“Finally! Joseph! Where the fuck have you been!” His former roommate yelled to Fiery over the phone.

‘How… How the hell is this happening?’ “Uh…”

“Do you realize how scared your mom has been since you’ve disappeared on us!? Every day since Monday she’s been bitching to me asking about where you’ve been. What the fuck were you thinking disappearing during the week before mid-terms you fucking moron!”

“What is it Fiery?” Octavia asked Fiery as he sat there stunned at this sudden phone call that he hadn’t expected at all.

“Is that a woman?” Fiery’s friend asked over the phone. “Jesus Christ Joseph, you fucking disappear on us for a woman!? Sometimes Joseph…”

“W-wait Patrick.” Fiery finally got in as his friend was going on with his rant. “I-It’s not what you think.”

“Oh, sure, it’s not what I think. Then tell me Joseph, what the fuck is it? What have you been doing all week that has been important that you disappear on us?”

“I… I… Uh…” But Fiery couldn’t think of anything. In desperation he quickly hung up the phone scared of how this was happening.

“What was that Fiery?” Octavia asked him once more.

“It… It was my old roommate… He was able to call me…”

“How though? I thought you said that something like this could only work in your old world.”

Joseph only shook his head. “I-I have no idea…” He told her. “I just have no idea…” Seconds later though, his phone began to ring once more, again with the same name on it. ‘Fuck, he’s not going to leave me alone until I tell him something. But what the fuck CAN I tell him?’

“What’s the matter Fiery? Why does it keep doing that?”

“It’s because it seems my roommate is able to get through to me somehow now, and won’t leave me alone until I tell him something to get him off my back.”

“Then why don’t you tell him about what’s happened so far?” Octavia suggested. Fiery only looked over at her and gave her a look that said she was crazy for suggesting such a thing. “What?”

“Do you really think he would believe I got sucked into a vortex by Celestia and now I’m in a colorful world filled with candy-coated ponies?”

“Well, maybe… You won’t know until you try.” Octavia answered him with a smile.

Fiery facehoofed. “Ugh, whatever. I’m just going to leave it be for now, maybe he’ll give up…”

“Alright Fiery, whatever you say… Anyways, I need to go take a shower. Do you care to join me this time Fiery?” Octavia said in a seductive voice that she used earlier on him. He smiled at her.

“I would gladly do that ‘Tavi.” She smiled back at him.

She got out of bed and began to walk to the bathroom. Fiery had stayed back in his bed for a few seconds looking at his phone keep ringing. ‘Sorry man, but its better here and there’s no way I’m going back.’ He thought as he lowered the volume on his phone to a vibrate and set it back onto the end table while he walked into the bathroom after Octavia to have another wonderful experience with her.

Downstairs, Vinyl had made her own breakfast using cereal and milk when she heard the door bell ring. ‘I wonder who that could be.’ She thought. She walked over to the door and opened it to reveal the timid yellow pegasus, Fluttershy, standing there. “Oh, hey Fluttershy, what’s up?”

Being her usual timid self, Fluttershy had barely become audible for Vinyl, but was audible for her nevertheless. “Um, hi Vinyl… Can I come in?”

“Sure Fluttershy, come on in, you want something to drink?”

“Um, no, that’s fine, thank you though.”

As the two of them sat on the couch and chair across from it in the living room, Vinyl spoke up. “So what’s up Fluttershy? What’s with the sudden visit?”

“Well, um, I heard what happened yesterday from Pinkie…”

“Oh… I see…”

“Um… Is… Is it true about, um, th-the law?”

Vinyl smiled. “Yep, it’s true. If you want, I can get the page that it’s on and a magnifying glass so you can see for yourself.”

“Oh, no, I couldn’t let you do that Vinyl. I mean, after all, I couldn’t let you go through the trouble of-“

“Nonsense Fluttershy! Here, let me get it for you.” Vinyl got up from her chair and went over to the bookcase to pull out the paper that had the law for it. This time however, she had placed the magnifying glass nearby so it was ready for easy reach. She set the paper in front of Fluttershy and handed her the magnifying glass. “Here you go Flutters.” She said with a grin.

“O-oh, t-thank you Vinyl.”

“No problem, and don’t be so uptight Fluttershy, it doesn’t suit you.”

“Oh, um, I’m sorry, it’s just that after what I heard happened yesterday…”

“What, you didn’t think that foals came from storks, now did you?” Vinyl joked. Fluttershy only became red in the face. “Wait, you really thought-”

“Wha? Oh, no, it’s not that Vinyl… It’s just… Thinking about doing, THAT… With Fiery is…”

“Scary?” Fluttershy nodded her head. Vinyl continued to grin. “It’s like for a lot of ponies their first time. Don’t worry Flutters, after it goes in you become use to it.”

“H-have you done it?” Fluttershy asked timidly. Vinyl sighed.

“Have I done it before? Yes… Did I enjoy it?” She sighed once more. “Let’s just say that I only did it to see what the hub-bub about it was… My first time was with a stallion that had a crush on me back in school. If you’ve heard about what happened to ‘Tavi and her first boyfriend, well, this was shortly after that. At first I rejected him and rejected him because I was still trying to get ‘Tavi through a difficult time with her emotions and all and wanted to be there for my friend rather than fooling around with some guy…”

“S-so what happened?”

“Well, after much begging from him, I finally decided to do it with him once to see what everyone was talking about saying it was enjoyable and stuff like that. I told ‘Tavi about what I was going to do and that it didn’t mean I was going to abandon her or anything, she understood thankfully. Let’s just say after that that jerk of a stallion didn’t know what he was doing and caused me a lot of pain that night but not before finishing in record time. I was so upset that I thought I was never going to do it with another stallion as long as I lived, but then when I met Fiery… Something inside of me changed… I started to feel something I hadn’t felt in a long time or when I only look at ‘Tavi… Love…”

“O-oh, Um…”

“But you want to know the absolute worst part of it all was?”

“U-um… W-what was it?” Fluttershy was clearly embarrassed about talking about ponies doing it and losing their virginity, but she was also clearly interested in discussing it for she felt that her day was coming to come soon as well.

“The stallion I had done it with? It was Caramel…”

“O-oh my…”

“Yeah, now that idiot goes around still acting like he’s still in school trying to get laid. Even though I don’t think I would’ve changed him much, I still guess it was partially my fault that he acts the way he does now, thinking he’s some type of big-shot once he begs a mare enough times to do it.” Vinyl began to laugh now thinking about it. “You know, I guess looking back on it, there was a lot I could’ve done differently, like not done it all with him and let him grow up the normal way, rather than giving in…”

“O-oh, I-I don’t think you did anything wrong Vinyl… You were only trying to be kind to him, that’s all…”

Vinyl began to burst out laughing at Fluttershy’s comment as Fluttershy just ‘eep’ed and hid behind the couch. “Oh man Fluttershy… You say some of the darnest things sometimes…”

“W-what do you mean?”

“Well, I guess you would be kind to him wouldn’t you? Being the element of kindness and all… But enough about me, what about you? Were you popular back in school?”

“O-oh… U-um, I-I really don’t want to-“

“You jerk Fiery! What were you thinking trying to stick it in there!?” Fluttershy ‘eep’ed once more and hid back onto the couch, this time trying to get underneath it. Vinyl only began to laugh harder than ever as they heard the argument from upstairs.

“I’m sorry ‘Tavi! I was in the heat of the moment and sorta went north…”

“I don’t care! I’m going back into my own room to shower!” Octavia screamed from upstairs and slammed her door. Fluttershy and Vinyl were able to hear Fiery sigh as he began to walk down the steps.

As he reached the bottom, Vinyl was sitting on one of the chairs with a large grin. “Mornin’ handsome, heard you had a great time last night.”

“Ugh, hey Vinyl… Yeah, last night was fine, and so was this morning until I did something idiotic.”

“So I heard.”

“What are you up to Vinyl?”

“Well, I was just sitting here with Fluttershy reminiscing on some old memories.” She grinned.

“Fluttershy? What in the world-“ But he stopped as he saw Fluttershy come off the ground and trying to sit back on the couch. ‘Oh shi-‘ He thought to himself as he still had his morning wood (Thanks to Octavia), and quickly hid behind one of the dining room chairs until he was able to calm down. “F-fluttershy! Heya! How are you?”

“U-um, I-I’m fine Fiery…” She felt incredibly awkward after hearing the conversation from upstairs. ‘Did they really do ‘it’ last night?’ “U-um, Fiery?”

“Yes Fluttershy?”

“I-is it true that y-you and Octavia… Um…”

“That we what Fluttershy?” Fiery asked stupidly. Vinyl only facehoofed at how stupid he just acted asking that question, not realizing that such a question would kill Fluttershy would kill her if it could.

“T-that… Um… I…” She was unable to finish the question as her entire face became red.

“Look Fiery, because it’s too embarrassing for her, I’ll just say it for her. She’s asking if you and ‘Tavi did ‘it’ last night.”

“O-oh… Um…” Fiery began, and then started to rub his foreleg on the back of his neck, not knowing what to say next. “Um… To answer your question… I guess just to get it over with, yes Fluttershy, ‘Tavi and I did… ‘That’, last night.”

Fluttershy began to blush even harder as the answer she was seeking came to light. “U-um… H-h-how d-did it f-feel?” She asked.

Fiery and Vinyl were both shocked at this question. The first question was bad enough for Fluttershy, but something like this was nothing like her. “Um… Are you feeling alright Fluttershy?”

“Y-y-yes. I-I-I just want t-to know, t-that’s all.”

Fiery hesitated before answering, but finally answered her question. “Um… It was… nice, for me at least… I really don’t think I’m the person, or I guess at this point, pony, to be asking though, you being female and all… If you really want to know, I suggest asking ‘Tavi once she comes down, though you might want to wait a bit since she’s… Not in the best of moods right now…”

“O-oh… Um, a-alright then, I will Fiery...”

Octavia had come down the stairs still mad as she saw Fluttershy and Vinyl. “Oh, hello Fluttershy, I wasn’t expecting you to be here.”

“O-oh, um, h-hello Octavia, I-I was actually coming over to talk about the law that Pinkie said that Vinyl found…”

“Oh, yes, that… Well I can assure you it apparently exists. But why do you ask Fluttershy?”

“U-um, well…” Fluttershy began to hide behind her mane and brush it in embarrassment.

“She wants to join the harem, of course ‘Tavi.” Vinyl told her roommate and grinned. Fluttershy whimpered behind her mane and looked away from Octavia.

“Oh… Well, we still need to talk to Fiery about it and-“ But she was stopped as Fiery made a noise from behind her getting her attention. She turned to see him sitting on one of the dining room chairs backwards. “Oh… Hello Fiery…” She said with anger in her voice.

“’Tavi, look, I didn’t mean to do that, alright? I was caught up in the heat of the moment like I said and did something stupid that I shouldn’t have tried.”

“But you tried it nevertheless.”

“Err… Yes, I did… Look, I promise I won’t try it again without your permission first.”

“Which will be never.”

“Oh come on!” Fiery threw his hooves out in protest. “Can’t a man get some love here!”

“I’ll let you do it to me Fiery.” Vinyl called out to him from across the rooms, smiling once more after she said it.

“No encouraging him Vinyl!” Octavia scolded her right after. Meanwhile, Fluttershy was huddled on the couch, her entire body now red from embarrassment from the conversation that was going on. “Now… Vinyl, what exactly do we need to do in order to set this up?”

“Why ask me?”

“Because you’re the one who got the law from Princess Celestia in the first place? Didn’t she tell you what to do? How were suppose to set it up legally?” Vinyl only shrugged her shoulders. Octavia facehoofed. “Great, just great.”

“U-um, n-not to i-interrupt.” Fluttershy started, as everypony looked at her, which she ‘eep’ed in response, not used to the attention. “U-um, m-maybe we can go a-ask the mayor?”

Octavia put her hoof up to her chin to think about what Fluttershy had suggested. “Hmm… I suppose we can go do that… Good thinking Fluttershy.”

“O-oh, u-um, thank you, I mean, i-if that’s alright with you…”

Fiery smiled at how adorable Fluttershy could be, but now was not the time to think of anything indecent. “Ahem, so, if we have to go see the mayor, do we need to set up an appointment or something? Cause the last time I was there…”

“No, we don’t. We just go right in and say we want to see her as there isn’t really a lot the mayor does in this town. Now, in some of the big cities they might have to ask you to do something like that, but here there really isn’t a lot going on so she doesn’t do a lot of work.” Octavia had answered him.

‘Great, so last time I went there… Fucking bitch…’ “Alright then, I guess we should get going then. Shall we?”

“Alright, we will in a second Fiery, but first. Vinyl?”

“Yes ‘Tavi?”

“Do you mind staying here for when Pinkie comes by? I don’t want to miss her in case we take too long.”

“Sure thing ‘Tavi.”

“Wait, why is your sister coming by?” Fiery asked.

“She’s making us dinner for tonight.”

“Waaaaait wait wait wait, your sister. Is making us dinner… The same sister who’s a pink ball of hyperactive nonsense?”

“That ‘pink ball of hyperactive nonsense’ is called Pinkie, Fiery.” Octavia snapped right back. “And number two, she was the one who for what I’ve heard, brought you back to her place for you to recover after you cheated on me.”

“But that wasn’t my fault! You know those twins drugged me!”

“So you say…”

“Ugh, look, you need to stop being so mad about this morning, it was an accident for God’s sake!”

Octavia began to blush at the cheeks. “Whoever said it was about this morning! Maybe I’m just trying to defend my sister, did that ever occur to you!?”

“W-well… Okay, fine, I apologize ‘Tavi for saying something mean about your sister…”

“Fine, apology accepted.”

“Even if it is true…” Fiery said under his breath.

“What was that?”

“Nothing.”

Vinyl was paying attention to Fluttershy who was still trying to hide behind the couch. “Fluttershy, you really don’t need to be so uptight. Everything is fine, and you can be relaxed around us, its fine.”

Fluttershy had turned to face Vinyl. “O-oh, um, well, i-it’s just that… Well…”

“Yes?”

“W-well… I-I s-still want to a-ask Octavia about, um…”

“Ah, right. Hey ‘Tavi!”

“Yeah Vinyl?” She replied.

“Fluttershy still has something ask you, want to ask you here since it needs to be private and such.”

“Oh, alright… What’s up Fluttershy?”

Fluttershy began to whimper being too embarrassed. Vinyl had facehoofed. “Ugh, Fluttershy…”

“Well you can’t really blame her, I mean, her name IS Fluttershy, kinda goes with the territory when asking something like that, if I know what you’re asking I mean.” Fiery had commented.

“Well what are you trying to say Fluttershy? You don’t need to be so nervous.” Octavia tried to cheer her up.

“Says you.” Fiery had retorted.

“Well Mr. Knowitall, if you know what she wants to say, how about you ask it instead for her?” Octavia shot right back at him.

“Alright, if I’m guessing correctly, and I think I am, she wants to know how last night felt.” Fiery said smugly. “Isn’t that right Fluttershy?” She whimpered a little bit more but nodded. “See? What’d I tell you.”

“O-oh… Um, okay… Um… Fluttershy dear? How about we go talk about it up in my room, it’ll be a little more private, is that alright?” Fluttershy had nodded at Octavia’s request.

“Awww, don’t I get to listen? I want to know how well I did as well.” Fiery said sarcastically.

“As punishment for this morning you’ll have to be in the dark about it.”

“Well then, if I still have my boys here, I’m gonna guess I did good.” Octavia blushed at Fiery’s comment while he only put on another smug smile.

“F-fine, you’re right, b-but I would still appreciate some privacy when talking to Fluttershy about it.”

Fiery sighed. “Alright then, I’ll stay down here with Vinyl and talk with her a bit while I wait for you two then. That okay Vinyl?”

“Fine by me.”

“A-alright then, Fluttershy? If you don’t mind following me…”

“A-alright Octavia.” Fluttershy was able to reply and started to follow the grey mare up the stairs while the other two stayed downstairs.

After Octavia and Fluttershy had gone up, Vinyl had spoken up to Fiery. “Hey Fiery, follow me, I want to show you something in my room.”

Fiery gave her a quizzical look. “Um… I don’t think ‘Tavi or Fluttershy would appreciate something like that Vinyl, considering we have to leave soon and everything.”

Vinyl facehoofed. “No, Fiery, it’s nothing like that. If you just follow me you’ll see that it’ll only take a minute.” She said to him then started to go up the stairs.

“A-alright then Vinyl, I will.” Fiery responded and started to follow her up the stairs where they would go to her room.

When they reached Vinyl’s room, it seemed to be almost exactly like Octavia’s, but instead of it being pink, was more of a bluish hue. “Jesus, how the hell can you guys stand so much damn color? I’m surprised you haven’t become blind from it…”

“Eh, you get used to it after a few nights.”

“Fine… Anyways, what did you want to show me?” But then something caught Fiery’s eye. He went over to Vinyl’s desk to check out what he thought he saw. “Wait… Is this…”

“Some things from your world? Yep, Celestia gave it to me a couple nights ago, said something about you probably wanting it here. I think it was right after we watched that movie…”

“H-how? How did she get my laptop and external hard-drive?” He could tell it was his because of the Illini sticker he had on the hard-drive as well as the laptop in the precise locations he remembered they were at.

Vinyl shrugged. “No idea, all I know is that I have no idea what to do with it and since you’re the only one who can use it…”

“Right… I guess I should see if it still works, huh?”

“Well that would be a start.” She grinned.

“Alright, here we go.” He stated, then started to boot up the laptop from sleep mode. “So far so good…” He got to the password screen. “Alright… Aaaaand enter.” He said as he typed into the password. As the password entered and the screen came on, what came up made Vinyl curious while it made Fiery blush.

“What is that? Is… Is that a human female?”

“Um…” On the screen was indeed a human female, in a French maid outfit getting undressed. ‘Shit, totally forgot that this was up when I put it on sleep mode.’

“Why is she in a Prench maid outfit?”

“Wait, Prench? You mean French, right?”

“What’s French? I’m talking about the country Prance.”

‘Prance… Clever…’

Suddenly another grin creeped itself onto Vinyl’s face. “Oh Fiery…”

“Um… Yes Vinyl?”

“Are you interested in that type of stuff?”

“Um…”

“Come on now, no need to be shy. In fact, if you are, I’m sure we can get Rarity to make some outfits for me and ‘Tavi… Doesn’t that sound fun?”

“Y-yes… I mean, uh… Maybe…”

Vinyl’s grin became even bigger. “Alright then, I’ll go tell Rarity to make us some Prench maid outfits next time I see her.”

“W-wait Vinyl, you really don’t need to do that. I mean, uh, what would ‘Tavi think?”

“Oh Fiery, there’s no need to embarrassed.” Vinyl got right up next to Fiery to whisper in his ear next. “In fact, don’t you want to see ‘Tavi in such an outfit and have her say… M-as-ter.”

Fiery began to get chills across his back as Vinyl said the word ‘master’. “A-alright, fine Vinyl, you can tell Rarity ‘Whoever that is.’ about the outfits… Now if you excuse me, I want to go check some more stuff out with this back in my own room.” He told her as he picked up the laptop and external hard-drive and walked back to his own room with the machines in his mouth.

Vinyl began to laugh to herself. “Oh Jojo… You’re too easy…”

Fiery had gotten back to his own room with the laptop still in his mouth. He had set the machine down on his bed and opened it once more and began to tinker with it seeing what he could do with it. “Alright, let’s see here… Hmm… Seems that all the data on my external hard-drive is still here… It also seems, wait… Why does this have internet? This doesn’t have wireless… Is it because of Celestia again?”

‘Ding ding ding!’

‘Gah! Jesus Celestia! You need to stop trying to give me a damn heart-attack!’

‘Oh, so you don’t want free internet?’

‘That isn’t what I said! And besides, how the hell did you get this? I never told you about what my laptop looked like, or what a laptop even was!’

‘Oh Joseph, did you really think I sent you here because I felt sorry for you?’

‘Wait… What the hell does that have anything to do with what I just said?’

‘Because I felt like answering your question with another one. Oh! One more thing, I’ll tell you everything you need to know after the party tomorrow night.’

‘Okay…’

‘Also, how did you like your phone call this morning?’

‘That was you too!?’

‘Yep. Why, didn’t you like talking to your friend?’

‘You mean despite the fact that I went missing from the face of the planet Earth? No, no I didn’t.’

‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that, especially since he’s going to be coming here soon too.’

‘Wait, what!?’

‘Oopsie, did I say that out loud? Forget I said that.’

‘No way! What do you mean he’s going to be coming here soon!?’

‘Oh Joseph… If I told you now, where would the fun be?’

‘It’s not fun when you suddenly decide to kidnap one of my friends from Earth, especially after the trouble you’ve caused there already!’

‘Alright fine… I’ll tell you with what I was originally going to tell you after the party, is that fine?’

‘Ugh… Fine, whatever, but you better keep your promise.’

‘Of course, I want you and all your candidates along with the Elements there when I tell you anyways.’

‘Wait, candidates? What candidates?’

‘The candidates for your harem of course, why else do you think I summoned the spa twins and the nurse here for the weekend?’

‘Wait, first off, I’m not even sure if the nurse likes me yet because I haven’t even talked to her yet. As for the harem… How the hell am I suppose to even set that up legally?’

‘Go to the mayor, she’s expecting you as we speak.’

‘Oh, great…’

‘Anyways, I need to get going, toodles!’

‘Wait! Celestia!... Damnit!’ “Ugh, I hate it when she does that…”

“When who does what Fifi?” A new voice emerged from the doorway.

“Gah!” He turned to face the new source of noise to see Octavia standing there. “Don’t do that ‘Tavi! You’re as bad as Celestia…”

Octavia gave him a confused look. “Okay… Anyways, are you ready to get going?”

“Yeah, I guess I am…”

“Alright. Vinyl?” Octavia called for their roommate from down the hall.

“Yeah ‘Tavi?” Came a reply.

“I know this is sort of embarrassing but… Do you mind changing Fiery’s bed sheets? He seems to have forgotten to change them this morning…”

‘Fuck, I knew I was missing something…’

“Alright ‘Tavi, will do. Have fun you three!” Vinyl called back from her room. “And don’t worry ‘Tavi, I’ll also be waiting here for Pinkie to come by.”

“Alright, thank you Vinyl.” Octavia called back down to their roommate.

“Ugh, I still can’t believe your sister is cooking for us…”

“That’s enough out of you.” Octavia snapped right back at him. “Now come on, Fluttershy is waiting downstairs for us.”

“Fine…”

The two of them went down the stairs to meet Fluttershy and then started to head out to the town hall where they would meet the mayor.

Finally, Chapter 17. I’m sorry this took longer than usual, but I decided to take a little break from writing, rest up and all, and by that I mean actually being able to play BF3, The Sims 3, WoW, all that blah blah blah. Anyhoo, I also apologize for cutting the chapter off here as I thought I could fit more into the next chapter as usual. I’ll try to get it out soon, but no promises, same goes for the uncensored version of this chapter. Until next time, stay classy.