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Chapter 16: (16) Celestia Only Knows
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“YOU JERK!” Octavia screamed out at the three as she ran back home from seeing the horrifying scene.
“’Tavi! Wait! Come back!” Vinyl yelled out for her best friend and started to run off for her.
The twins were surprised to have been caught by the three new visitors, and decided it would be best to stop. “Um…” Aloe said after stopping from pleasuring Fiery. “This isn’t-“ But was stop by the last visitor, Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie raised her hoof to silence the twins then sighed out of frustration for her sister. “Aloe, Lotus… I know you two have had feelings for this guy since it’s been going around town… But you at least you should have known…”
“But we didn’t!” Lotus replied to Pinkie. “Had… Had we known, we never would’ve done this! Honest!”
Pinkie let out another sigh of frustration, it was very unlike her, but when it came to her family being hurt, she was always different from her usual cheerful self. “And so you decided to do it anyways? I mean, don’t get me wrong, as much as I want to hit you two for doing this, Fiery still has some blame for this as well…”
“But he isn’t…” Aloe started. “We… We used a special oil on him to make him like this.” She said. All three of them were having this conversation not realizing that Fiery was unconscious.
“If that’s true then… Wait, why is he like that?” Pinkie finally noticed Fiery being knocked out as the other two with him turned back to his attention. Aloe and Lotus noticed his body being limp and not responding to anything.
“O-oh no! D-did we…” Aloe started but was hushed by her twin.
“No, he’s not.” She said, feeling for his pulse in his neck. “He’s just unconscious… Come on, if he’s like this, we should probably get him to Nurse Redheart’s and-“
“No!” Pinkie screamed while the twins turned to her. “Um, I mean, no, uh. You see, she’s also… Interested, in him. It would be bad to bring him there, especially if she also doesn’t know…”
“Then what should we do? It’s not like we can keep him here.”
Pinkie thought for a moment before finally coming up with a solution. “Bring him to SugerCube Corner. I’ll make sure he’s taken care of. In the meantime, I think you should go apologize to my sister.” The twins looked at each other worried, but nodded in response to Pinkie nevertheless.
“Um, Pinkie?” Aloe began to ask her. “Do… Do you mind if I stay back a little while?”
“What fo-“ Pinkie began to ask when she saw Aloe begin to use her hooves on herself. “Oh… Um… Sure, go ahead and finish up. I’ll take Fiery while your sister gets ahead of you.”
“Thanks Pinkie!” She nearly screamed when rushing past her to the bathroom.
“Lotus?”
“Yes!”
“Get Fiery onto my back, I’ll take him back to my house while you two go to Octi’s house and apologize… It might be hard to convince her to listen, so if possible, try to talk to Vinyl and tell her to past the message along.”
“A-alright Pinkie, I will, and I’ll make sure to apologize to Octavia face to face if possible…”
“Alright, good… Now, get Fiery on my back and I’ll be on my way.” Lotus nodded and complied. She picked up Fiery barely struggling the whole while but finally managed to get him onto Pinkie’s back to be taken back to her house.
Back at the musician house, Octavia was weeping in her bedroom while Vinyl was trying to calm her down. “Please ‘Tavi… You need to calm down, you were mistaken that’s all.”
“No! I hate him!” She replied into her pillow. “He promised me Vinyl… He promised me…”
“Shh… I know ‘Tavi, I know…” Vinyl tried calming her friend down by rubbing her back. “I’m sure once he comes home-“
“No!” Octavia yelled at Vinyl, coming up from her pillow. “I never want to see him again! I know what I saw and I hope he gets sent back to his own world and never comes back!” She began to weep once again into her pillow.
“Shh, you don’t mean that ‘Tavi…”
“Of course I do. They’re all the same Vinyl… All they want is sex, they never care about me or how I feel about them…”
Vinyl sighed out of frustration for her friend. “That’s not true ‘Tavi, Joseph cares lots about us.”
“It is true Vinyl, he never cared about me! He’s just like him, he-“ But Octavia was cut off as Vinyl grabbed Octavia and made her face her.
“Don’t you ever say that Octavia! Joseph is NOT like that piece of trash!” Vinyl yelled at her friend, not out of frustration this time, but out of care. “Joseph is nothing like what that piece of trash did to you, do you understand!”
“Vinyl…”
“Do you understand!?” Vinyl squeezed Octavia’s arms with her hooves.
“Y-yes Vinyl, I do…” Vinyl then began to loosen up with Octavia’s arms and had brought her in for a hug.
“I’m sorry ‘Tavi… It’s just that… It’s just that I know that stallion’s type, and I know that Joseph would never harm you the way that he did.”
“Vinyl…” Octavia had begun to form new tears in her eyes as she began to hug her best friend back. “I’m sorry I acted this way Vinyl… It’s just after seeing Fiery like that, all I could think of was…”
“Shh, you need nothing to apologize for ‘Tavi, you did nothing wrong. It’s alright to get upset like that after seeing something like that, but remember, Fiery would never want to harm somepony the same way he was harmed.”
“But Vinyl, if that’s true, then why-“
“Don’t worry about it ‘Tavi, I’m sure we’ll find out why soon enough…” And on cue, the doorbell had been rung.
“Who could that be?” Octavia questioned. Vinyl only smiled at her best friend.
“I think that’s the answer ‘Tavi…” Octavia only looked on with confusion while Vinyl only continued to smile.
Pinkie had finally reached SugerCube Corner with Fiery on her back. Twilight and the others had seen Pinkie walking in with the stallion on her back. “Pinkie! What happened?” Twilight ran to her friend and started to ask.
“Not now Twilight, we need to get him to bed.”
“P-pinkie? Are you feeling alright darling?” Rarity asked her friend, noticing something different in her friend.
“I’m fine Rarity, I just need to get this guy into bed and then watch over him for a bit… Though there is one thing that you guys can do for me.”
“What’s that Pinkie? We’ll do anything to help.” Twilight answered her.
“Can you go get Fluttershy for me?”
“Fluttershy? Whatever for?”
“I need her medical expertise, and I think she’ll also want to hear what happened.”
Twilight and Rarity looked at each other with concern but agreed. “Alright Pinkie, we’ll go get her, we’ll be right back…”
“Thanks you guys, I just need to get him up to bed and… Hey, where’s Princess Luna?” Pinkie finally noticed the princess wasn’t in the store.
“Oh! Um, it seems that she had some business back at the palace.”
“Oh… Alright then, I guess there’s nothing I can do about that…”
Rarity and Twilight looked at each other once more in concern for their friend. “Are you sure there’s nothing wrong Pinkie? You’re acting… Different.” Twilight asked her friend.
“I’m fine Twilight.” Pinkie answered almost instantly with an angered tone. “Just please, get Fluttershy and I’ll tell you about it when you come back.”
Twilight and Rarity looked at each other once more then looked back at Pinkie. “Alright Pinkie, we’ll go get her…” Twilight answered and they both began to run out of the store in search of the yellow pegasus.
Pinkie began to bring the brown stallion up into her room and plop him onto her bed. She began looking at him and whether or not he would regret doing what he did…
Vinyl had gone downstairs while Octavia stayed back up in her room, answering the door. Vinyl opened the door wide and who she saw was the blue spa twin, Lotus. “Oh… Hi Vinyl…”
“I suppose you’re here to explain as to why Fifi was there and what you and your sister were doing to him?”
“Um, yeah…” Lotus looked down, unable to look Vinyl in the eye. “Do… Do you mind if I come in Vinyl?”
Vinyl sighed and let the sister in. Lotus walked inside and immediately sat on the couch in the living room with Vinyl across from her. They were both silent for a while before Vinyl finally spoke up. “So… What happened?”
Lotus sighed unsure of what she was going to say, but spoke nevertheless. “Um… We sort of… Took advantage of him…”
“Took advantage how?”
“We… We brought him in saying that stallions were getting a free one day special… Then used some special oil and incense that Rarity had told us about that was suppose to increase sexual desires… We… Used it on him, hoping for the best…”
Vinyl sighed once more. “So you took advantage by raping him, is that right?” Lotus nodded. Vinyl stayed quiet for a little while longer before sighing again. “You know what’s going to happen, right Lotus?”
Lotus shot her head right up when Vinyl spoke. “No! Please, don’t! I promise we won’t touch Fiery again!”
At this point Octavia had come down the stairs listening in on the conversation. Vinyl saw her and smiled. “Why would you want to do that Lotus? I thought you said you and your sister were in love with him?”
“W-well, yes, we are… B-but I thought-“
“Thought what? That we were going to press charges?”
“W-well, yes…”
“Well I don’t think that would be wise for the outcome of Equestria, now would it?”
“W-what do you mean?”
“Well first off, rape for women to men isn’t illegal anymore, remember?”
“W-wha? I don’t remember that at all…”
Vinyl only smiled. “Well, that’s not quite true…” Lotus and Octavia only looked at her with confused looks. “But what you did we can say was an initiation into the harem, couldn’t we? Me and ‘Tavi are the ring leaders, Fluttershy would be next in-command, after that would be you, your sister, and Nurse Redheart. Anypony after that would be lower ranked than you and would be allowed less time with Fiery.”
Lotus and Octavia still looked on with confused looks at the white and blue unicorn. “W-what in the world are you talking about Vinyl?” Octavia finally spoke up.
Lotus was shocked at Octavia’s sudden voice and turned around to see her sitting on the stairs. “Octavia! I’m-“
“It’s alright Lotus, I’m still extremely upset at what you and your sister did, that and the fact that I’m still infuriated at Fiery for even getting sucked into something so stupid, but now I’m curious as to what Vinyl is getting at,.” Octavia silenced the blue mare, who began to blush at the word ‘sucked’, and let Vinyl continue. “Now, go on Vinyl, what are you talking about.”
“Oh, I’m just saying that because the male population is getting so low, that Celestia made it possible so that if any stallion is to get raped by a mare, that instead of sentencing her to jail, that she could become a part of his harem so long that he wasn’t married, you know, wanting marriage to stay between two ponies that still love each other and all.”
“W-when in the world did she do this Vinyl?” Lotus spoke up.
“Last tax cut. Snuck it in past all the regional politicians wanting to oppose something like it… It still isn’t really widely known yet, but it is legal, I can assure you.”
“And you have some proof I suppose?” Vinyl smiled at her roommate and walked up to the bookcase propped up against the wall and took a large book out of it. She opened the large book to a certain page and took out a loose piece of paper and brought it in front of the other two mares. “Here you go.”
The two mares started to look over the piece of paper and noticed something. “This… This is just the code for the tax cut Vinyl, there’s nothing in here about harems at all.”
“Oh! Right, magnifying glass, magnifying glass…” Vinyl started looking around for some type of magnifying glass before asking her roommate. “Hey ‘Tavi, you got anything that can enhance the zoom on that paper?”
“Um… Maybe in my office but-“ But Vinyl was already heading towards it. “Wait! Vinyl! Don’t knock anything *CRASH*… Over…”
“Sorry ‘Tavi!” Vinyl had called from the office.
After several minutes from being in the office, Vinyl had come back with a magnifying glass in her mouth. “Here you are. Take this and look in-between the lines.”
“Um… Okay…” Octavia replied and took the glass into her hoof, and proceeded to do exactly like what Vinyl told her to do. At first she hadn’t seen anything. “Vinyl, I don’t-“ But was stopped as she began to read off something. “Wait… ‘Under order of Princess Celestia, Section 25O6. of article 145 of the tax code bill, to stop the significant rate of rape from mares onto stallions in retaliation of the low male populace, I hereby decree that stallions will be allowed to bring any mare who decides to rape them into their harem, instead of pressing charges. Furthermore, to make the harem more even, the stallions will now set up a system similar to our military, starting with Generals, Colonels, Lieutenant Colonels, etc. Higher ranking mares will be allow to spend more time with the stallion while lower ranking mares will have to work their way up through sexual favors or some other way to please the requirements of the stallion. The Commander-In-Chief (the stallion) is able to choose which mare represents each rank, with no limitations… Furthermore, if a mare is a part of somepony’s harem, they are unable to participate in somepony else’s harem… Even though this is in effect, this does not mean however that the mares of the harem are sexual slaves and will have freedoms like before, and are allowed to leave the harem if they so choose to do so…Stallions will however, not be able to choose any mare under the ages of 18, and is forced to give up these privileges if they are to get married to one of the mares in their harem or to somepony outside of it. While the age of 18 still applies, the marriage does not apply to anypony that is not a pony but is a citizen of Equestria…’”
Lotus and Octavia had stayed silent for a while after reading the section of the article while Vinyl only stood there smiling. “See? What’d I tell you. ‘Tavi and me would become Fifi’s Generals, Fluttershy would become his Colonel, Lotus, Aloe, and Nurse Redheart would be his Lieutenant Colonels, and anypony else would have to work their way up.”
“I-I-I can’t believe this…” Octavia was finally able to get out. “H-how did you know about this Vinyl? Where did you even get this?”
“Princess Celestia gave it to me.”
“When!?”
“About two days ago, told me to read in-between the lines fearing something like with Aloe and Lotus would happen.”
Lotus and Octavia just stood there over the piece of paper completely shocked, but then Lotus was finally able to speak up. “I… I need to go tell my sister this…”
“Where is she anyways?”
“S-she’s over at SugerCube Corner, trying to apologize to Fiery for what we did…”
“Well then, I guess we should get over there before he kills her, don’t you think?” Lotus nodded in agreement. “Alright then, let’s get going then.” Vinyl and Lotus began to walk out the front door with Octavia following them, but Vinyl had stopped her. “Oh no ‘Tavi, you’re not coming.”
“And why not?”
“Because, don’t you want to have a little fun and act all mad when he comes back with us?”
“… I guess that’s alright… But just make sure you come straight back here when you go to retrieve him.”
Vinyl smiled at her best friend. “Will do ‘Tavi, and don’t worry, I’ll make sure he doesn’t do anything drastic to our potential recruit.” Octavia could only stifle a small laugh at Vinyl’s joke.
Back at SugerCube Corner, Pinkie had gotten Fiery onto her bed and was watching him silently. ‘Oh ‘Tavi… Just what do you see in this human…’ She thought to herself when she had heard a knock on her door. “It’s open!” She called out to the pony. “Welcome back guys, I-“ She had begun to say but instead of seeing her friends there, she saw the spa twin Aloe. “Oh… It’s you…”
“Um, hi Pinkie… I just came by to apologize to Fiery for what we did to him… H-had we known at all… We… Just wanted to have some fun of our own…”
Pinkie sighed. “He’s still asleep, so you’ll have to wait. In the mean time, I want to ask you something Aloe.”
“Um… Yes?”
“What do you think you and your sister’s punishment should be?”
“I… I don’t know…”
Pinkie let out another sigh. “I know it’s none of my business, but I think that you two should not only apologize to him when he’s awake, but apologize to Octi as well, as this has broken her heart in more ways than you can imagine.”
“W-what do you mean?”
Pinkie stayed silent for a few seconds before continuing. “It happened back when we were in school… She had just gotten her first boyfriend and was happy as she could be. She was willing to do anything to make him happy she loved him so much… Forgive me for cursing, but one day, that asshole decided to take advantage of her heart and wanted to do something that she didn’t want to do… I guess it goes back to my family and how we were raised; we were taught to give up our virginity to the man we absolutely loved and were going to marry… Anyways, she battled her emotions for the longest time and finally decided to give in to that bastard… One night, she had gone over to his house to finally give herself to him, but when she got there, before she had knocked on the door, she had heard him doing it with another mare…”
Lotus gasped in disgust and fear of what Pinkie was going to say next. “I-I’m so sorry… I didn’t know…”
“I know you didn’t, but that wasn’t the worst part of it… She had overheard him talking to the mare saying how Octi was nothing but another piece of meat for him to fuck and that once he had his way with her that he was going to throw her away to be with the slut he was with in that house that night… She ran back home crying her eyes out and wouldn’t stop until the early morning while both me and my other sister Sweetie stayed by her bed the entire night trying to comfort her, we even had to get Vinyl to come over since they were best friends in school to try to calm her down… I guess what I’m trying to say is that when she saw you two doing that to Fiery, she remembered those horrible memories and thought that he wasn’t any better, that he was just going to throw her away just like that last bastard…”
Aloe began to tear up not knowing to say at the story, but was able to get some words out. “P-pinkie… Forgive me… H-had we known at all, I… We wouldn’t have done anything to Fiery…” Just then the door bust opened with Vinyl and Lotus running through.
“Pinkie! Oh good, we got here before he woke up. I-“ But Vinyl was just cut off by a crying Aloe.
“I’m so sorry Vinyl, I didn’t know at all, I swear.” Vinyl looked at the pink and blue mare with confusion and then looked at Pinkie for answers. Pinkie obliged.
“I told her about the story with Octi’s old boyfriend…”
“Oh… I see…”
“Anyways Vinyl, what are you doing here? I thought you were at home trying to calm Octi down.”
“She’s much better than she was… Anyways, I actually came by to tell Aloe something that ‘Tavi and Lotus learned that I had already known.” Pinkie had looked at Vinyl with confusion as Aloe tried clearing her eyes with her hooves.
“What do you mean Vivi?”
“Well…” Vinyl started and then began to tell the two of them the entire situation. After finally finishing, Pinkie stood shocked while Aloe was now crying not out of fear or sadness, but out of happiness, that she could still be in love with Fiery and not be punished for it.
“I… I guess that makes sense…” Pinkie started. “But that still doesn’t mean that Fiery isn’t going to agree to it.”
“If it means making up with ‘Tavi, I’m sure he’ll take the chance.” Vinyl smiled. “I-“ But she was cut off as they all heard a noise rousing from the bed.
“’TAVI!” Fiery nearly jumped out of the bed he was lying in when he suddenly awoke. He looked around to see everypony was there, everypony except Octavia. “Wha… What happened?”
“You mean you don’t remember?” Vinyl asked him, he only shook his head. “Um… It seems that Aloe and Lotus here-“ She pointed to the two of them. “Ended up tricking you into having sex with them... And then I, Pinkie here, and Octavia found you doing it with them…”
A look of horror came across Fiery’s face. “No… No, no, no, no.”
“Don’t worry Fiery, it’s going to be alright, everything’s going to be alright.”
“How the fuck can you say that!” Fiery screamed at Vinyl. All the mares took a step back from him in fear of him doing something drastic. “I… I fucking did something horrible to ‘Tavi… To you Vinyl… I don’t give a fuck about if some rule says I could do it or not, what I did is inexcusable.”
“But it wasn’t your fault Fiery.” Aloe cut him off. “It’s ours… Had we not tricked you and drugged you… None of this would’ve happened.”
Fiery began to slowly remember what had happened and recognized Aloe and Lotus. He blushed up from the experience he had. “I… I don’t know what to do… I mean, what about ‘Tavi? Where is she?”
Vinyl sighed. “She’s still back at the house. We actually came here to pick you up to bring you back so you could explain yourself to her.”
“A-alright Vinyl…” He responded slowly.
“Are you sure you’re alright Fiery? I mean, what Aloe and Lotus did to you… I’m surprised you’re taking it so calmly.” Vinyl said to him, and the other mares in the room agreed.
“I know, I’m just as surprised as you all are… For some reason or another, I just can’t get mad at them, no matter how hard I’m trying right now… I know if I could I would probably be trying to commit murder right about now for what you two did to me and for making ‘Tavi and the others see that, but for some reason I just cannot get mad… Hell, I don’t even feel like pressing charges for what you did… Just what the hell is wrong with me?” He looked up at Vinyl for answers.
Vinyl sat and thought for a moment before answering him. “Fiery… For any chance… Do you know of the Mare-rape law?”
“The what?” Fiery asked in response. Vinyl sat there and explained the whole thing to Fiery slowly to get him to understand that instead of pressing charges, Aloe and Lotus could become a part of the harem, and that Nurse Redheart was also interested in him. After finally explaining the entire situation to him, he sat there befuddled. “I… I don’t know what to say… I mean, on the one side, I’m ecstatic that something like could happen, even if you two did rape me… But on the other ha-um, hoof… I don’t know whether or not I’m going to be allowed to stay here or if ‘Tavi is going to welcome me back…”
“Oh, I’m sure she will Fifi… After all, she loves you a lot.” Vinyl smiled. Pinkie nodded along with Vinyl as Aloe and Lotus caught something that he had said.
“Wait, what do you mean you won’t be allowed to stay here anymore?” Vinyl, Pinkie, and Fiery froze up.
“Um… Nothing, forget about it… Actually, I meant that she’s going to probably kick me out of the house, that’s all…”
“Oh… Okay…”
“Come on now Fifi, we need to go back home so you can apologize to ‘Tavi… Besides, it’s getting late.”
“Alright Vinyl…” Vinyl smiled at Fiery and the two of them began to go downstairs and walked out of the store back home.
Pinkie, Aloe, and Lotus stayed back in Pinkie’s room and smiled at each other. “I’m surprised that he took that so well…” Lotus commented.
“Well… Let’s just say he’s no ordinary pony.” Pinkie smiled at Lotus and gave her a wink. Lotus and Aloe only looked at each other for answers but had no idea what Pinkie meant, then dismissed it as Pinkie being Pinkie.
“Well Pinkie, we should also be heading home.” And then they also began to leave.
“Alright you two, see you some other time!” Pinkie called out to them as they waved back at her to confirm that they heard her.
Pinkie had begun to get things back in order in her room when three new ponies barged through her door. “We’re sorry we came back so late Pinkie, but Fluttershy was so hard to find and- Wait, where’s Fiery?” Twilight said coming through the door.
Pinkie smiled at her three friends. “Girls, I think it’s about time I explain what’s going on.” The three mares who just entered exchanged looks before looking back at their friend.
The entire walk back home, Fiery and Vinyl hadn’t said a word to each other as they reached the front door. Before Fiery went through it, Vinyl had stopped him. “Alright Fifi, ‘Tavi’s still upset about what happened, so don’t expect to get off easy. Just try to explain the situation as best as possible and I’m sure she’ll listen.” Fiery only nodded while Vinyl smiled back. “Alright then, here we go.”
The two of them walked through the front door where they saw Octavia giving Fiery a death glare. “Look, ‘Tavi, I-“
“You, me, upstairs in your room, now.” She commanded him and began to walk up the stairs. Vinyl and Fiery only exchanged looks before he followed suit and Vinyl had only smiled.
“Go get ‘im tigress.” Vinyl whispered to herself, back to her old grinning self.
Back in Fiery’s room, Octavia and Fiery were standing the middle of it when Octavia commanded him once more. “On the bed.”
“… What?”
“I said, on the bed, now.”
“… Okay…” Fiery could respond with that as he didn’t want to make her anymore upset. As he got on the bed and faced her, he tried to explain himself. “Um… ‘Tavi, I want to apologize… I never should have-“ But was stopped as Octavia laid right next him and spoke.
“Fuck me.”
“… Excuse me?”
“You heard me, if you feel sorry about what you did, then fuck me like you did them.”
“… ‘Tavi are you feeling alright? I mean, this isn’t like you at all.”
“Oh, and I guess going around fucking some cheap whores before you even have touched me is just like you, I see.”
“Wha? No! ‘Tavi, listen. I’m trying to apologize for what I did, I never meant to harm you in anyway, and besides I-“ But he was cut off as Octavia kissed him.
“You idiot, the reason I said I want you to fuck me because I want you.” She said as she pulled away from the kiss.
“B-but ‘Tavi! I mean I don’t want to do this if this is because you feel like you lost or something. I-“ But was cut off once more by Octavia kissing him.
Once again she pulled away to speak to him after shutting him up. “Fiery… No, Joseph… Don’t think I’m doing this for revenge or because I’m upset at you… No, I’m doing this because I want to and because I love you… My entire life I’ve been taught to save myself for somepony I thought was going to be special to me, and you know what Joseph? I think you’re just that stallion for me.”
“’Tavi…”
“But don’t think that just because what you did earlier today that you’re not going to be punished for it. No, because of what you did, you have to be able to satisfy me tonight. Otherwise, you might never see your buddies down there again.”
Fiery began to snicker at how Octavia was acting and decided to answer her. “Alright ‘Tavi, if this is what you want, I’ll be happy to satisfy your requests.” He smiled at her and then went in for another passionate kiss.
For the rest of the night, the two of them had the best time of their lives being madly in love with each other…
In Canterlot, two sisters were discussing the future of a certain human. “Why are you hesitating Tia!? He’s doing it right now and we can stop them before they get any farther!”
“Oh Lulu, you silly silly girl…”
“And what’s that suppose to mean?”
“Have you ever been in love Lulu?”
“Wha? Of course I have! Why would you ask such a question!”
“Then you know that what they’re doing is an act of love, and should be left alone.”
“B-but! Ugh! You make no sense! First you say you don’t want him to mate, then you say you DO want him to mate, and then you seem to know that something like earlier today was going to happen so two days BEFORE it happens you tell the roommate about the law that you ILLEGALLY snuck into the tax cuts! What, are you going to tell me next that he and something crazy like his friend are the only saviors of Equestria!?”
Celestia only smiled as Luna went on her rant. “Maybe…”
Luna became less infuriated with her sister and now became intrigued. “What do you mean maybe? What do you know Tia?”
Celestia turned to her sister and smiled. “It’s exactly what you think dear sister…”
“You mean…”
“Yes… While you have been Ponyville helping Twilight, I’ve been here doing research about his family.”
“You mean this entire time… You’ve been toying with me… You said you were doing this just to have a few laughs, but instead this entire time you had this diabolical scheme to get him to stay here…”
“Indeed sister, and not only that, it seems that his friend back on Earth is special as well.”
Luna looked at her sister with a confused look. “What do you mean Tia? How are they special?”
“Well… Let’s just say that I have gotten samples from the two of them, I’m not telling you how, and have found through magic that while Joseph is only able to impregnate mares with colts, his friend is able to do the same but with fillies…”
“You mean…”
“Yes sister, both he and his friend that’s still on Earth at the moment are the saviors of Equestria.”
“This… This can’t be happening…”
“It is Lulu. The one hundred year problem of Equestria is finally solved, and it’s saviors aren’t ponies… As for our human friend Joseph, I think he’ll be getting a very special surprise in the morning.
In early morning, Celestia’s sunrays were glaring into Fiery’s room right into his eyes. He stirred from his wake and saw that the mare he loved was right next to him cuddled next to his arm with a smile on her face. This had made him smile as well as he began to remember the night before.
As Fiery was remembering, Octavia had also begun to stir as the rays of the sun came down on her eyes as well. She looked up to see the stallion of her dreams looking back at her. “Morning Fifi.” She said to him in a sleepy yet seductive voice.
Fiery smiled back at her. “Morning ‘Tavi… You enjoy last night?”
Octavia laughed a little before answering him. “It hurt a little bit at first, but it felt better later on.”
Fiery also began to laugh a little. “That’s good to hear…” He was about to continue when something happened. There was a noise coming from the machine on the end table.
“What’s that noise?” Octavia asked him.
“It’s… It’s my Iphone.” He hesitated. He reached over Octavia to pick it up and saw that it was indeed ringing. The person calling him? His old roommate and friend, Patrick Byrd. ‘How the fuck?’ Fiery thought to himself as he answered the phone and brought it to his ear. “H-hello?”
“Finally! Joseph! Where the fuck have you been!”
Man, This story is becoming more and more absurd while I write it :P Anyhoo, I’d like to congratulate galaxian98 on Fimfiction for correctly guessing the reference in the last chapter. For this, I shall be using the OC he issued in for Patrick’s model in the upcoming chapters (He won’t be coming in next chapter, rather after Canterlot party saga). I’ll try to get chapter 16.5 out tonight and hopefully 17 out tomorrow, but no promises. I’d also like to say that if anyone is confused about Pinkie’s behavior this chapter, I forgot to say (I think) but her attitude changes when it comes to her sisters and love. Also one last thing before I go, if anyone is wondering, yes, the female ponies have hymens in this story, but don’t when it comes to real life (I forget I say this, I think in like chapter 13 or 14, but I said that the ponies were going to have more human anatomy’s than pony one’s the story.) All I know in real life is that apparently so far we only know Humans and Moles have hymens, all other mammals don’t. Well, until next time guys, Poodicus out.
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