"Can I go Find Cadence & Shining Armor?" Russell asked

"Of course you can." Celestia replied. Russell made his way to the door. "Russell?"

"Yes Princess?"

"I've came to tell you that you have been given the honor to see the new... Godzilla film. It's still in productions but you can- Russell?" The Pegasus became a blur, running throughout walls and making people fall to their feet, super excited to see the new Godzilla. He simply grabbed Cadence & Shining armor by their horns, going to a lone Harkins theaters. People identified him just by his heavy panting and made way, where he crashed through the doors, the employees, and went to the front row seats.

"Why are we here?" Cadence asked

"The weird one brought us here." Shining Armor whispered to his wife, both seeing Russell Foaming at the mouth and bleeding from the nose heavily. The area went dark, and the film began: the black & white government files with a more dramatic song played, showing the files on the monster with the cast members. At this moment, Russell shrieked with joy, scaring the two away. Before anything could start, the screen exploded... LITERALLY!!! They awoke to find that the theatre was now a burning ashes. Russell got up and looked at the burnt film around him, realizing he may never see the movie of his dreams. He didn't notice, but a figure walked up behind him.

"So," the person said with the voice of Vin Diesel "This is my original self?" Russell turned around, a bit confused on who this person was, what he meant, and if this person was Vin Diesel. He didn't catch much of a glimpse, but a hoof, the same color as his, picked him up by his face and threw him into Ponyville.

Back with the others:

In a backstage at the Oscars, The Cobra Trooper was locked up on a desk. Kane was in the room with him, standing on his hind legs with his front crossed as if he were a tough security guard. Everyone was inside another room, watching them. They all sat in their own chair or learned on the wall. The small ponies sat in a bucket of popcorn, eating the snacks inside

"Alright buddy," Kane said sternly "tell me, why did you kidnap us?"

"Never!" The trooper replied "I will take whatever you make me go through rather than tell you Cobra's ultimate plan!"

"we can do this the easy way, or the hard way!"

"I choose the hard way!"

"Fine by me, bring her in." Molestia entered the room with a grin.

"I'm going to enjoy this." She said

"What?" Kane replied "No! Not you! Get out of here!!!"

"What?" Matt asked in the speakers "I thought she was your help!"

"Her? No! She's disgusting and dirty with her ways! Go back to Michael Bay and help him... 'win', I guess."

"You're no fun." Molestia replied "And he's getting a bit old."

"Well... there's Mel Gibson: He's really crazy."

"Oh! Sounds fun!!!" She squirmed her way out, stopping with the others in the other room. They all had a frightened look. "Tell Michael that his relationship isn't doing well, okay?"

"Alright." They all replied with fear. She squirmed out via a ventilation system, hearing her creepy laughing before exiting.

"That was weird." Kane commented. "Now, my friend is here." Silence came upon them

"Where?" The trooper asked

"HERE!!!" Kane pulled out a rock that had a weird animal shape and had a smiling face on it.

"A ROCK!!!" Everyone yelled. Luckilly, their voices were muffled so neither of the two could hear them "YOUR HELPER IS A ROCK!?!?!?"

"I found him on the moon. It's Skippy the rock!!!"

"What's a rock going to do?" The trooper asked

"Skippy is going to talk to you. Have fun together!!!" Kane dropped the rock in front of the Trooper, leaving the room and entering the neighboring mirror room with the others. A couple of minutes fell upon them.

"Hello Skippy." The trooper said in defeat, trying to make a conversation with a rock.

"Hiya," Kane spoke in a microphone, making an illusion that the rock is speaking. "How are you?"

"Are you serious?" Gustavo asked

"Watch." Kane replied, holding the microphone away.

"So what are you doing here?" The trooper asked

"Oh nothing," Kane replied "just for birthdays and barbecues. I just want to hang out with you!"

"Thanks, I guess. What's going on? Are you here to ask about the Cobra plans for abducting these heroes?"

"No, I just want to tell you that your friends are so dead! They've been dead for days and they don't remember you! You had a funereal, and no one showed up, not even Cobra Commander himself! In fact, they had a party when you left! Nobody liked you!"

"Well... that's pretty... harsh."

"Your parents, they laughed when you joined Cobra, they think you're dead, and they didn't give a sh*t! They hated your guts and wanted you to die! No one gave a S**t, and everyone was happy!"

"you're being kinda mean there now," The trooper began to tear up a bit "Could you stop?"

"If I had to count all your undead friends on one finger: I would need zero fingers!!! And you're fat! But everyone believes you smell like vomit and you have s**t crumps all over your ca-jay-jay, which makes you look like you have 2 @$$holes! A small @SShole and a long, large @SShole!!!"

"STOP IT!!! I GIVE IN!!!" Kane returned inside.

"Well?"

"Alright, we need some DNA off of you."

"DNA? What for?"

"...clones."

"Clones? Who's did you get?"

"Just you 4 and the weird one."

"Pinkie?"

"No, the gray one with the awkward voice. We already have his, we just needed yours."

"Why not the others?"

"What about the others? They're useless."

"USELESS!!!" Dash yelled "When I get my hooves on him-"

"Easy there." A.J. said

"We're testing them out right now." The trooper continued.

"WHERE!?!?" Kane replied.

"They're-" Before he could finish, a gray object came crashing through the roof, instantly knocking out the Cobra trooper. The Dust settled, and Russell was there, lying on top of the Trooper.

"RUSSELL!?!?!?" Everyone yelled. They surrounded the Pegasus, helping him up.

"Where have you been?" Twilight asked "Why did you end up here?"

"It's a long story," Russell answered "But there's something going down in Canterlot!"

"How so?" Fluttershy asked

"I was thrown out here by another pony! I couldn't see him, but he had the same color as me, and said I was his 'original'."

"The Clones!!!" Rarity yelled "Those ruffians sent your evil clones to attack Canterlot!!!"

"And that's not the final thing!!!"

"What's there left?" Pinkie asked

"They-"

"Destroyed a film reel of the new Godzilla movie?" The O.C.s asked. Russell turned to them with a surprise face.

"This is easy," Doug said "much more predictable than an M. Nigh Shyamalan plot twist."

"And it's getting old." Gustavo added.