Tyler, Dan, and Nico were going to be hoarded into a Policemen’s wagon (Apparently they don’t have cars in Equestria) with several other Gryphons from the fight gym. While being hauled out of the gym Dan looked in horror to see several SWAT ponies chasing after the rampaging steroid induced monster known as Snowflake.

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Dan heard, watching as a SWAT soldier’s corpse getting hurled out from the broken window where the once tranquil treadmillers stood.

“What did we do?” Nico (Who had just came to) questioned the closest police officer, in all there were 5 of them, one guard each of them, the one who had tazed Nico, and a newcomer dressed in a strikingly similar SWAT suit. The main armor was a grey and blue ballistic vest, on his head the stallion had a black riot helmet with a silver visor, hiding his eyes.

“How dare you treat Adolf Hitler this way!” Nico howled, he didn’t know why he was still playing the part, but at the moment it was necessary considering his name was on…errr…documents.

“Relax Mr. Hitler we just need to talk to you” The SWAT pony said “No one is arrest yet, we just need to sort this out, okay?”

Nico relaxed for a moment, the police are always right!

“Thank you” Nico said he shifted his hooves around to try and scratch his face, instantly the pony guarding him had his baton out.

“RESISTING APPREHENSION!” He screamed while clubbing Nico relentlessly. Nico fell to the ground, the officer who had tazed him before had his baton out now and was clubbing Nico mercilessly.

“Dude you can’t just do that!” Tyler said

“ATTEMPT TO HELP A CRIMINAL!” The other officer said, punching Tyler in the stomach and unleashing the wrath of his baton atop him.

“Okay I won’t do anything!” Dan said instinctively

“RAPE!” The last officer hollered

“O come on that doesn’t even make s-“

The officer tazed Dan before grabbing his baton and beating him and the others senseless; all the while the SWAT pony looked at his comrades with a “lol wut” face.

***

Nico woke up in a daze of confusion, he was moving. He looked around to see that he was in the police wagon, being towed in chains to the police station.

Dan and Tyler were awake now, licking their police inflicted wounds. No one (Including the 3 Gryphons they shared the wagon with) talked, for the moment.

“Excuse me good sir, but might I please ask, why am I being sent to the police headquarters with you fine gentlemen?”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP FANCINGTON!” The Gryphons screamed, the two officers in front also screamed as well.

“I apologize good sirs, I just have the queer feeling that I had nothing to do with the accident that occur earlier this morning!” Fancington said.

“Your mom has queer feelings!” Tyler said, it was a mediocre joke at best but everyone still went “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” for no reason. Nico knew the type immediately, the prime target. You could say whatever the fuck you want to him and he won’t fight back, he is so hated that the unfunniest thing you say to him is instantly hilarious.

“I am so sorry good sir but what too you intend to inquire about towards my dear mother?” Fancington asked

“Your mom” Tyler said, everyone started laughing again

“Good sir! I advise you keep thy ears open and your mouth crystal clear shut or I shall have to ensue!” Fancington said

“Fancington if you say one more thing I’m coming back there and tazing you!” The SWAT pony said. Dan, Tyler, and Nico all had a strange sort of respect for the pony. Although all of his friends had clubbed them senseless he had just stood there and didn’t give a single fuck.

Tyler studied the Gryphon, he looked nothing like a Gryphon or a Russian. His fur was well tamed and groomed unlike the other Gryphon’s fur. On his head was a black top hat and on his eye was a fancy looking monocle, yea this guy was obviously a douche.

“Excuse me officer, but it appears I must use the rest rooms, can we please pull over so I can use some lavatorial facilities? “ Fancington asked

“Okay that is it fuck it!” The SWAT pony said, putting on a gas mask, his companion followed suit. Once both of their masks were on, the SWAT pony tossed a canister of tear gas into the back.

Well...the short story is…..they vomited….a lot….and one of the Gryphons died…

***

Nico sat antsy in his chair in the Police Office, sitting next to him was Tyler and Dan, both looking just as concerned about the predicament they were in. Nico wasn’t sure if it was the fact he was going to be arrested or the tear gas that was making him emotional. He had no clue on what was about to happen, and he couldn’t control it either.

They all sat there out in the hallway on their uncomfortable seats in the police station. None of them had been in this type of trouble, sure they had been given detentions and even a suspension or two (Tyler and his PDAs :P) but never being arrested. What bothered them more was the fact they didn’t have any legal documents, for all they knew, the police could dub them terrorists or spies.

Everyone was too upset to talk, the one Gryphon was dead. I guess too much toxic gas isn’t good for you, but it didn’t really matter since he was just a backup character in their world….you know….like he didn’t really matter.

“Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” Tyler said, trying to break the ice “How about dem Giants?”

“No” Dan said “No Tyler”

The next thing they expected was an officer to come by and scoff at them, but instead the double doors of the police station swung open, in came a friendly looking police officer, a teacher like pony and a score of little colts and fillies, some so young they didn’t even have their cutie marks.

“Welcome to the Precinct 5 Police Station! I am Officer Brutality” The Officer said, even though his name was Officer Brutality he sounded like a clerk at Lowes instead.

“Here is where we keep criminal who have commited crimes and are awating for their crimes to be looked over by our police force, remember colts! Don’t turn out like these losers!” Officer  B said, gesturing to Nico, Dan, and Tyler. All the little kids laughed.

“What did you loooosers do?” A little fat kid said

“Shut the fuck and go home!” Dan said quickly

“Watch your mouth!” The officer hissed

“Sorry, Shut the fuck up and PLEASE go home” Dan said

Officer B gave a disappointed frown and the foal followed him into a small classroom, right before that though, he turned around and asked with a smile.

“Hey, would you 3 mind helping out with a few demonstrations?” Officer B asked

“What kind of demonstrations?” Dan asked shrewdly, they had all watched the Hangover.

“Nothing really, just showing the foal some cop equipment” Officer B said. They didn’t trust Officer B at all, but his kind face and warm smile put their guard down.

“Fine” Dan said, getting up. The three followed Officer B into a classroom, apparently made for educating kids about the life of a big time city police officer. Officer B opened the door politely for the tree, before closing it behind him and locking it.

“So foal what do you want to learn about today?” Officer B said, quickly Officer B flipped out a walkie talkie, Tyler was closest and could barely hear the voice, but it was apparent that the officer was needed.

“Sorry, I have to run kiddies” Officer B said with a frown, all the foal awwwed and pouted

“Fine, I can show you one piece of cop equipment, but then I got to go, okay?” Officer B said, glad to hear the cheers of the small foal

“Can you show us your tazer?” The fat ass asked

“Well I can’t just tazer anyone-“ Officer B began

“TAZER! TAZER! TAZER!” The kids began to cheer

“Fingerprints! Fingerprints! Fingerprints!” Tyler shouted, before  he was cheered out by the foal

“Okay let’s try the tazer!” Officer B said, he brought his hoof to his holster and brought out a little black- o son of a fucking bitch

“There are two ways to use a tazer” Officer B said, slowly trotting towards Tyler “You can get up close and personal”

Just then Officer B brought the tazer right up to Tyler’s neck and tazed, Tyler seizure uncontrollably for a couple

moments before falling over, momentarily spazing out while on the ground.

All the kids began to cheer

“Or you can use it form long-range, who wants to taze someone?” Officer B asked, every foals hoof went up instantly

“How about you young mare?” Officer B said, a young pink filly came to the front of the classroom and was handed the tazer, Nico was next.

“Just point, aim, and shoot” Officer B said.

“I don’t think a little baby isn’t going to shoot N-“ Tyler began

The trigger was shot, and a tazer went right for Hitler’s nuts

“DAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HITLERS NUTS HAVE BEEN FRIED!” Nico screamed in agony. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Nico didn’t have pants on, or the fact that he was still arrested but in twice as much pain as before in the tear gas.

“Wow, I guess she can shoot” Tyler said

“NUT SHOT! NUT BUCKING SHOT!” Officer B said obviously amused. Every foal, the teacher, and even Dan was amused, but of course there was that little fat kid.

“One more volunteer then im out of here, who’s next?” Officer B announced, once again every hoof in the classroom rose up, and of course, the little fat kid was chosen.

The entire world slowed down for Dan, in front of him the small fat kid approached, ever so slowly to make the intensity massive. Officer B handed him the tazer and then he strutted to point-blank range to Dan. The class went silent for a moment.

“Come at me bro” Dan said, just then the trigger was pulled and the tazer jumped right onto Dan’s face, Dan had been came at.

“owwww that had to hurt!” Officer B said, most of the kids were now laughing their flanks off, or some of the girls were recoiling from the site of police brutality.

“So who wants to get some ICE CREAM!?” The teacher shouted

And now not only were those 3 gentlecolts arrested, but now they had been tazed in the head, on the neck, and on the balls.

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