Wow I...I actually escaped! "Woohoo! It's my birthday it's my birthday...actualy what day is it anyway?" I pondered as the train to Ponyville thundered down the mountain. No I was not sitting inside the train what do you think I am stupid? I was sitting on the roof of the train. Judging by the weather it was mid April on a Tuesday. Don't ask how I know...maybe a Wednesday, or a Monday. Nope definitely a Tuesday, or was it *smack* OWW!

Shut it Dante you were going all Excalibur for a moment, and I don't want to bore the readers.

What the hell!!! Were did that voice, and slap come from! "Wait what readers?" I asked. "Am I in some crappy Mlp fanfiction or something?"

Not a crappy fanfiction it's actually doing pretty well, and well...I'm gonna throw you into another series of flashbacks because the readers want some backstory!

"Fuck..." then my vision became overwhelmed by visions of my past...

------1021 Years In The Past------
"Two hundred, seventy one bottles of beer on the wall two hundred seventy one bottles of beer on the wall. Take one down, pass it around, now there's two hundred seventy bottles of beer on the wall~" me, Terrence, and my sister sang as the SUV drove down a highway on our way to the convention.

"All right, all right I think that's enough of that song for now." my sister said "And just in time there it is the convention hall!" speak of the devil there was the enormous domed building that was the convention hall.

"Yay! Let's get our geek on!"

------In The Convention Hall------
My little posse and I strutted down past the various booths, and mini stores just minding ourselves when my eyes were drawn to this one booth to the far right of the building.

"Hey Katilin I'll be right back." I told my sister she just nodded, and took Terrence's hand leading him over to a booth we were right next to. I quickly made my way to the booth I had seen "Hey there" I said to the man who was wearing an uncanny Resident Evil 4 Merchant! "Whatcha got for sale?"

The man chuckled creepily before reaching underneath the counter, and pulling out a guitar case. I opened it, and gasped. Inside was a exact replica of Ebony, Ivory, and Rebellion! "Mine!" I said reading the tag.200$ SWEET! I quickly gave him 200, and closed the case, and picked it up...it seemed heavier than I expected.

"I'll even give you a few more items for free!" he then pulled out replica Yamato, Beowulf Gauntlets, Agni, and Rudra, Nevan, Blue Rose, Artemis, Spiral, Gilgamesh, Cerberus, The Sword of Sparda, and Alastor! How I was going to carry it all I had no clue, but I was gonna try!

"I just found heaven!" I then scooped up the items, and immediately felt light headed, and I saw the merchant smirk...somehow considering his mouth was covered. "F-fu-fuck you biatch..." I said before I collapsed, but I never hit the floor.

------In Equestria------
"Ugh! Freaking smug ass merchant...Ima cut em if I find him!" I groaned as I sat up feeling the breeze in my...hair? Breeze? I was wearing a wig, and inside last I checked...I felt my head, and found no wig, but my hair was still white..."Don't freak out...don't freak out...don't freak..."

"AHHHHHH!" screamed a unfamiliar female voice. The sudden invasion of silence made me jump, and trip over my guitar case, and fall on my face. Ow! Shaking my head, and dusting myself off as I stood I picked up the case, and looked inside grabbing Rebellion which I found out had became a real sword! So I'm gonna guess and say my guns are real too. I put the guns in the holsters on the inside of my coat, and Rebellion just stuck to my back. I don't know were my other weapons are, but I'll make do without.

I looked around the small field, and noticed the noise coming from a small stone building with a star watching tower built into it. I drew the guns, and ran over to the front door, not caring how old school it looked, or where I was, but focusing on saving whoever was in trouble. I cocked my guns, and aimed them at the door. I shouted "PIZZA DELIVERY!"

The noises stopped, and it heard bolts snapping out of place, and the door opened revealing a...candy colored earth pony? Well...I've obviously lost it. Of course I noticed the blood on his hooves, and pulled the trigger. The bullet ripped through one of his front legs making him scream in pain, and fall to the ground.

One down...some left to go. You know that would've sounded cooler if I knew how many peop-ponies were inside, but I guess I'm going in blind. I put my guns away, and then an idea struck me, and I concentrated. Just as three other earth ponies barged into the main chamber I was now in. Gilgamesh formed on my body. The gauntlets, greaves, mask and back armor gave off an air of fear to the ponies who as a prey species were literally pissing themselves in front of me!

"Who's first?" nopony gave an answer, and instead ran away like cowards jumping out the big window off to the side of the modest castle esq room, and running off in the distance. I then kicked the pony who I had shot sending him flying! "Whoa! I'm a boss!"

As I admired myself I heard a faint clip clop noise turning around I saw a unicorn mare. She was a pale grey, with a black mane with a single green stripe through it. The mark on her flank was a four leafed clover attached to a magic wand. "Th-thank you..." she said weekly. It was then I noticed the gash in her side, and her cracked horn...then she collapsed.

------Back In The Present------
I groaned holding my head as the flashback ended, and I gathered my bearings. Once the throbbing in my skull died down I noticed two things. 1) The Train had stopped at the Ponyville Train station if the sign above the building near the tracks was any indication, and 2) It was nighttime.

One good thing about being half demon is that I don't need much sleep. I stood up jumping off the train, and spinning on my heels, and marching to the small settlement known as Ponyville.

------3rd Person Canterlot Castle------
Celestia sat on her bed unable to sleep at the thought if Dante being free. She CANT let him tell her subjects about her various misdeeds. It would cause a kudeta, and she can't have that happen...the sword won't allow it! She got off her bed, and pressed a button on her mantle peice, and watched as a panel opened above her mantle. Her expression became one of a mad pony as she looked at the sword fueling her insanity. The Sword of Sparda.

------Ponyville------
Hmmm my plot device sense is tingling. Wonder what that's about. I wonder if I...*squee* is that the CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS. Indeed the tree fillies were sitting in the park...past nightfall. I don't think that's very smart.

"Hey girls" I called out "aren't you out a little late?" their heads frantically looked around. Then I realized they couldn't see me (I was way out of their field of vision) so I jogged over to them, and their eyes widened. "Come on you'll catch a cold."

"Umm are ya that demon mah sister was talking about?" asked the yellow filly with the red mane. I pat her head careful not to mess up the bow.

"I keep telling people. I'm half demon not entirely demon, but meh. So do I have to bring you girls home? Cause I'm pretty sure your sisters are gonna attack on sight if I show up." I asked them.

"How do we know you won't gobble us up!" Scootaloo blurted out "I heard demons do that!" Sweetie, and Applebloom looked scared now. I sighed.

"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye. I pinkie promise I won't harm any of you." I said going through said motions. The trio looked over to each other, and got into a huddle. After a few hushed whispers they turned to face me.

"We accept your offer to take us home. We are currently staying at my sisters friend Fluttershy,s cottage on the border of the Everfree and so we wish to be dropped off there." Sweetiebelle said in a horrible British accent trying to sound professional. I chuckled, and leaned down so they could climb onto my back. Once they had wrapped their front legs around my neck I got into a running position, and before you could say 'Zimbabwe' I was off for I had three adorable little gals to get back to the defenseless, timid, veterinarian...maybe I should rethink where I decide to bring small fillies.

I'm gonna be hurting in the morning that's for sure. The cuteness is over whelming.