“Luna! I don’t care about your sister finding out about us anymore! I am never again coming back to dreamland!” Nova shouted as he dashed through the sky flying at his top speed, behind him was Princess Luna, riding a huge, adult-dragon sized rabbit with wings.

“Ha come on Nova, don’t be a wuss!” She shouted at the top of her lungs.

“Why are you even chasing me riding a huge rabbit?!” Nova shouted. “No matter how I say it sounds like a fucking absurd!” He added.

“Oh come on! Loose up and have some fun, where’s your sense of adventure?!” She shouted back.

“I think I left it at the doors, seriously Luna I…” He couldn’t finish his sentence because of a pink cloud made of gum suddenly jumping into his muzzle. “Hmpf pffh hampf!”

“What did you just say?”

“He said that he’s getting tired of this.” Rabbit answered in deep manly voice.

“Oh thanks.” Luna replied.

“This thing can talk?!” Nova, who got rid of gum in his mouth shouted. “Luna I swear to Faust stop that!”

“I can’t, even if I would want to, Discord made something with his dream and now we’re stuck in here.”

“You don’t sound too sad about it.”

Luna chuckled. “That’s because I’m not, I didn’t have so much fun in ages! Now rabbit lets speed up!”

“Roger!” Rabbit replied and grew a new pair of wings bringing Nova into further confusion.

Supernova tried his best to escape, but to no avail. No matter how much he tried rabbit and Luna were getting closer and closer to their target. However, just as he was about to give up, he saw a hope a small ray of light in dark tunnel.

He saw a pair of wooden doors.

Suddenly he felt all of his strength coming back to him, as if he just ate a mystical bean with immense rejuvenation properties. With his newly found determination he made a final dash of hope towards the doors.

Rabbit and Luna also sped up, said Princess shouted in excitement as they were getting closer to Nova, they were just few inches away, but those few inches were enough for Supernova. At a top of his speed, Nova dashed through the doors and so did Luna, who jumped off the giant rabbit. “See you later Roger!” She shouted and closed the door behind her.

“Wheew, now that was fun!” She said and barely withhold her enthusiasm.

“Really? That was fun to you?!” He asked with pure rage in his voice. Luna smiled sheepishly.

“Oh come on Nova, we are in a dream! Sure it’s a dream controlled by a mad God of Chaos, but still nothing bad would happen.” She said.

“Oh well, if you say so.” He said.

“Yeah, so let’s go on and… what’s that on your head?”

Nova raised his eyebrow questioningly and looked up, he raised his arm and poked a red fabric that now was placed firmly on his head.

“That’s a fez.”

“A fez?”

“I wear fez now, fezzes are cool.”

Luna raised his eyebrow in confusion. “What?”

“What?” Nova replied.

“No, I mean where did that fez even come from?”

“What fez?” Nova asked confused.

Luna scratched her head. “A fez that’s on your head?”

Nova chuckled. “What are you talking about, fezzes are stupid, I don’t wear fezze…oh my that’s a fez.” He said as he held a red piece of fabric in his hooves.

They both stared at Nova’s new hat for only Faust knew how long, both taken aback by utter confusion. “So… are you going to wear that or…?”

“Yeah I sure do, fezzes are cool.”

“But you just said that they are dumb.”

“Yes I did.” Nova replied and put fez back on his head.

Luna stared at her coltfriend feeling that her brain was about to explode.

“Can we go now Luna? I really would like to get over with this place.” Nova said and started walking forward leaving dumbfounded Princess of the Night behind.

It took her few moments but soon said Princess caught up to him and once again they together ventured through the mysterious depths of Discords dreams.

“What do you think we will find here?” Nova asked with a mix of fear and curiosity in his voice as they walked through the small hallway with brick walls and wooden floor partly covered by blue carpet.

“Who knows, I hope it will be another Roger.”

“Roger?”

“That’s how that Rabbit was called, he said it himself didn’t he?”

Nova stopped and stared at his marefriend in confusion. “What are you talking about?”

“What? He did shout his name when I told him to increase his speed.”

Tick
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DINGDINGDINGDING

Nova burst out in laughter and started to roll on the floor leaving his marefriend in a state of confusion. “What? Did I say something funny?”

It took good few minutes for Supernova to finally calm down to the point where he started to catch his breath, moments later he tried to speak. “You… Roger… you thought that… rabbit… Roger!” Was all he managed to say before once again bursting into mad laughter making Luna blush in embarrassment as she didn’t understand the joke.

When Nova finally stopped laughing, he stood up and shook his head. “Pheew, I’m sorry, I will explain later.” He said and scratched his head until his hoof found something new. “Is that a fez?” He asked.

Luna gritted her teeth and grabbed the hat with her hooves, she threw it into the air and using her magic to generate some flames she burnt the fez into ashes.

“What was that all about?” Nova asked.

“I’ll explain later, now lets go.”

And so they did, they walked for minutes and possibly hours in silence, they couldn’t feel the time passing and even Luna’s magic didn’t help, here in Discord’s world nothing made sense, even the time itself.

But after walking for who knows how long in an awkward silence, they finally found something, new doors, wooden doors with nothing special to them.

“This seems a bit too…”

“Normal?” Luna finished his sentence.

“Yeah.” Nova added.

Luna stared at the wooden entrance for a moment and then shrugged. “We don’t really have a choice do we?” Nova nodded and they both entered new room.

“Well that’s, surprising?” Nova said as he stared at the small room with nothing but a two-ponies sized bed and a small nightstand on its right side.

“What is this about?” Luna asked and started to walk around the room trying to spot anything else, she was sure that there must be something more to this place than they can see.

“Nova, did you find something?” She asked as she carefully watched ever brick in the wall, looking for anything out of place. “Nova?” She asked once again after not hearing an answer from her coltfriend.

When once again he didn’t reply, Luna turned around and saw Nova staring down at open nightstand, his expressions was calm and didn’t show any emotion but his eyes were wide open, as if he saw a ghost.

“What’s in there?” She asked with a curiosity.

Nova suddenly smiled, but that wasn’t a normal smile no, that was a smile of a madman. “Look what we have here Lulu.” He said and raised his hoof, which new held a small cupcake with pink frosting.

“N-Nova?”

“A cupcake, isn’t that nice?” He asked and stared maniacally at the sweet treat in his hoof.

“Supernova? W-What are you doing?” She asked as her coltfriend was getting closer and closer to her with the cupcake in his hoof.

“Oh I just thought that, you were a naughty little filly you know? Chasing me on that rabbit and everything, and you know what naughty fillies deserve?” He got even closer to Luna, who suddenly couldn’t use any of her magic, Nova leaned in and whispered to her ear. “A punishment.”

Luna’s eyes snapped open with a gasp as she jumped into a sitting position almost hitting her head with a bed above her.

She sighed with relief. “I’m never again peeking into Discord’s dream, ever.” Then her attention was taken by a quiet mumbling she heard, turning her head towards Nova she saw him quietly speaking under his nose.

Luna leaned in closer, curiosity growing inside of her.

“Oh yes Lulu, you were a baaad Princess, now you will take this and…” He couldn’t finish his sentence as he was forcefully woken up from his dream by Luna’s powerful punch to the muzzle.

Nova landed on the floor with a loud thud, after few moments he massaged his sore cheek and raised his head. “Why did you do that?”

Luna in answer only turned her head away making a hmpf sound.

Nova was about to ask another question, but was interrupted by Void who without knocking walked in and quickly closed the door behind him. He held magic wig in his hooves and sighed with relief. “I’m so glad that’s over.” He commented finally noticing that his friend and Princess already woke up.

Nova smiled sheepishly, while Luna only nodded her head and left the room without saying anything else.

“Woow dude, what the hell did you do to her?”

“That’s the problem, I can’t remember what happened after we walked into that last room.”

Void nodded, not really feeling like asking about that room. He walked over to his wardrobe and threw in a wig, Princess forgot to take and started to take out his armor. “Oh hey Nova!” He shouted as he suddenly remember something. “A week from now there’ll be a huge sale in Canterlot city mall.”

Nova raised his eyebrow. “You’re the last pony I imagined to be interested in something like that.”

“Usually I’m not, but they have sales on everything, including food.” He said and licked his lips, Nova chuckled. “But hey, maybe we could find something cool, they have this huuuge shop that sells hats, they have everything in there, even fezzes can you imagine…”

“Enough with the fezzes!” Luna shouted from somewhere in the castle startling both colts.

Void raised his eyebrow and looked at Nova. “Seriously dude, the fuck happened in there?”

“Who knows.”

“Who?”

“Exactly.”

Void shrugged and continued to put on his armor, he didn’t get too much sleep but he surely was ready, for tonight’s duty.