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“Welcome darling, how did your day go?” Luna shouted from across the hallway to Supernova who just entered their house.

“Pretty good honey, we had a meeting with a client today, it wasn’t going too well but Sky somehow saved the day.” He said while taking off his suit.

“May I know why darling?”

“Our client was a mare.” Nova said and adjusted his glasses.

Luna chuckled. “Ohh our dear Sky, he will never change.”

“That’s right, remember when he disappeared on our wedding and later it turned out he actually picked up a waitress?”

“I sure do.” Luna answered and entered the hallway.

“Oh yes, good times, our… wedding. Our wedding? Luna why are you wearing an apron?” Nova asked.

“Why shouldn’t I darling?”

Nova stared blankly at the wall as cogs in his head finally started to work.

“Wait a moment, we have a house, we are married, I have a job in some kind of big company, and you’re wearing an apron, oh my god this is…”

“A dream Nova, indeed.”

Supernova jumped startled and turned towards the real Luna who was standing at his site, visibly amused.

“H-How long have you been here?”

“Long enough.”

“Is something wrong darling?” Imaginary Luna asked.

“Why is she still at it?”

“Cause I didn’t alter the dream neither did you.”

“Darling, would you like to have a dinner first, or maybe a bath, or perhaps…”

“I think we heard enough let’s go!” Nova said in hurry and took off his glasses.

“I didn’t think you’re into housewives.” Luna said chuckling.

“Yea I didn’t either can we leave for Faust’s sake?!”

“Oh fine.” Luna said and covered Nova in her magic, soon enough they were once again in the endless hallway of dreams.

“I was here before, but it still amazes me, I mean is this really endless?”

“Here in this hallways are dreams of all ponies in Equestria, it isn’t endless but it sure is huge.” Luna stated.

“Still impressing.” Nova said and whistled. “So where are we going today?”

“Well we could either go to my dream where I have control over the reality, or we can do a little sightseeing.” She answered with a grin.

Nova pondered on the options for a moment and nodded. “I am sure I will regret this later, but I am quite curious about few dreams.”

“I hoped you’ll say that.”

“You did?” Nova raised his eyebrow. “You like peeping on others dreams?”

Luna felt her cheeks redden, she kicked the floor with her hoof nervously. “Well umm, maybe a little?”

“Well, aren’t you one naughty Princess.” Nova said leaning closer towards Luna, with his eyes half closed.

“N-Nova?”

“You know, naughty Princesses should be punished.”

“S-Supernova?!” Luna shouted.

“How about we… What was that?!” Nova shouted. “What the hell was that? Why did I say that?”

Luna stared mindlessly at her coltfriend, her cheeks were red and her eyes wide open as the situation calmed down.

“Luna what was that? Is this some kind of dream magic thingy?”

“N-No, at least not something I know about.”

“Well I don’t know what got into me, but I’m glad it is gone.”

“Yes, I’m glad too.” Luna lied.

“Well then, shall we get going? There’s one dream I really wanted to see.”

“Of course, whose dream is it?”

“Well, god of chaos dream.”

“I’ll murder him one of these days.”

“Princess, you can’t just kill your husband.” Celestia’s personal assistant Ross said.

“Why can’t I? I’m a Princess I could always say he disappeared without a trace or something like that.”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea after all your highness.” Ross added as she tried to get last fragments of bubble gum from Celestia’s mane.

“And here I thought I could enjoy a shower once in a while, no he had to change water into chocolate and my shampoo into bubble gum.”

“But you still love me!”

Tia’s eyelid flinched without control as her head slowly turned towards Discord who have just appeared in the room.

Ross could swear she heard Tia’s neck creaking.

“Oh come on Sunshine don’t be like that! It’s just a bit of gum!”

“Just. A bit. Of. Gum?”

Discord scratched the back of his head nervously. “Y-Yeah?”

Celestia felt her nerves breaking down as her horn was starting to flare with her magic, for a few moments Discord was sure he was going back to the stone times.

But soon enough Celestia took a deep breath and released a bit of her tension. “You know what forget it, I need sometime for myself, Ross I’ll take care of rest of my mane myself.”

“Yes your majesty.”

“So we are good?” Discord asked hopefully.

“No we are not good, we will talk about this later, I’m too mad at you at the moment.” She said and left the room with an angry frown on her face.

Discord stood speechlessly looking mindlessly at the door through which Celestia left the room.

“Somepony here is in big troooouble.” Ross stated.

“Indeed Rossy, indeed.”

“Well I have things to do for our Princess so now I’m going to leave you all alone with your problems, even though seeing you frustrated isn’t something I can enjoy every day.”

“You really like tormenting other ponies don’t you?”

“A little, it’s the only fun I can get here.”

“I sometimes wonder why Celestia chose you as her assistant you know.”

“We have something in common then, I always wonder why she chose you as her husband.”

“Just go.”

Ross nodded and left the room happily trotting away.

“I think I really messed things up this time, but what can I possibly do to… That’s right!” Discord’s frown changed into a smile as he thought about only pony who could help him with his troubles, a pony who was an expert in putting smiles on other’s faces.

He almost teleported himself out of the room before he felt something weird, a weird tickling in the back of his head.

It didn’t took him long to realize what that feeling was. Our dear Nova and Luna are spying on my dreams? Very well then, I’ll make sure to make this date of their, much more naughtyyyy. Discord chuckled mischievously and snapped his fingers disappearing into nothingness.