After leaving Avarice, I started floating through the void, just waiting for the REAL Dungeon Master, who I've dubbed the big guy, to open a portal back to the realm of Equestria. As I floated there, however, I started contemplating things. Things like:

Dear God. Why do you like to mess with me?

You do know that I'm more powerful than him, right?

SON OF A BITCH! He's in my brain now. GREAT.

"Oh stop complaining. You have a new body, I suggest you check it out."

"Huh. Ya know, I never took the time to really look at my current body when I was helping out Avarice. That's actually a good idea."

"It's not an idea. You do that, THEN I let you out of the void."

"..... Fine. But if there's something I think needs changing-"

"I ain't messing with your dangly bits."

"I didn't mean that! I meant my.... I guess the term is mane and coat?"

"Oh, I can do that."

"Okay then."

Anyways, I started examining myself. I had a pristine white coat and a nice mane that looked like a mixture of blood red and sunset red. Hell, the more I thought about it, it started to turn into a mane like Celestia's, just going in that weird sunset look with yellow, orange, and red.

"..... I'm pretty sure from all the fan art and such that it's pretty recognizable that I'm Solaris. BIG GUY! WE GOT A PROBLEM!"

"On it. Got a color you'd like?"

"Well, I'd rather not me too out of the usual. I mean, I'm already taller than normal ponies. In fact, I'm as tall as Celestia.... Anyways, I'm thinking either white or brown."

"I am not doing white. White mane and coat? Boring as hell. And why brown? Why not black?"

"'Cause I'd rather not be an alicorn version of Woundsalt. He's to remain the Un-alicorn."

"Done. You might want to do something about the butt mark while you're at it."

"The cutie mark? Yeah..... Huh, it's a burning sun surrounded by stars. Yep, that needs changing. Sorry Solaris."

"Oh, don't worry, he's fine. I made a copy of him when you started changing things about him. Before you ask, your the copy."

"Ah, okay. Well, could you make the cutie mark into a galaxy, or something like that?"

"You want something like your dice basically? Just not as easily recognizable. Done."

"Cool! I have an irregular galaxy on my ass. This is amazing."

"Alright then, have fun with the landing!"

"Wait. WHAT?!?!?!"

The portal on the opened around where the DM had pulled me from existance. The spot just before I would have died..... Meaning.

I pressed the keys that Urahara had taught me on the organ to thee outside and.......

Nothing..... Nothing happened... Nor is happening...... In fact, I didn't even hear.....

I looked up from the keys to stare at the pipes of the organ........ Only to find the instrument heavily damaged.

"Damn it! Celestia must have done it after I disappeared," I said. "But what does that mean of my friends? Crap, there's only one way to find out. I have to go into town.... Damn it...... Wait a sec, what's that on the floor?"

There on the floor, lay a sheathe with a bastard sword in it and a few vials full of rainbow liquid attached to the strap. Either I dropped that earlier, or the DM isn't as much of a bastard as I thought he was.

Now the dice are glowing. What now?

"Watch your mouth..... Er, mind. I'm a dick, but I wouldn't leave my champion without his defenses. By the way, you might want to try some magic before you head in, I'm pretty sure you don't just want to pick everything up with your mouth."

"Thanks big guy," I said. "Now, let's try something basic, like levitation."

I tried picking up a rock with as much concentration as I could muster..... and sent it flying into the outer reaches of space.

"Holy crap," I said. "Maybe if I just don't try?"

I tried picking up another rock like as if I was a biped just reaching down and grabbing the damn thing. And it just lifted like I wanted it to. Huh, okay then. I guess magic comes pretty easily to this body.

Well, I guess it's time to get to town..... Now where was that path?

I finally made it out of the forest. There was Fluttershy's cottage.

I sighed at the thought of what was in there. Poor Discord. To think of what they must have done to him to make him behave in the first place. Now he's stone again, all because he didn't agree with Celestia. Don't worry Discord, I'll find out how to free you some day. Maybe I'll even get Celestia to stop being a nut. I don't know.

Heh, that'll be the day. said a mysterious voice.... Although, I didn't actually hear it, it was honestly in my mind..... Wait a second.....

"Discord?" I asked to the air.

Yes. Apparently, you can hear me. Heh, must be you being a displaced. said Discord.

"I guess so," I said. "Hey, how can I even hear you in the first place?"

I don't know. I wouldn't think about it if I were you. Discord advised. Chaos magic works in strange ways. As does the void magic keeping you here. Oh, on that note, how's the void been recently? Still a big nothing?

"Yep, pretty much," I said. "Listen, I got to go. I have to get some answers."

Don't let little old me keep you there, Discord said. I mean, it's not like we could walk and talk. Just remember to not be a stranger.

"I'll remember that," I said. "Later, Discord."

Beezly bye! Discord said.

The trip into the village didn't take too long. Although, the entrance was complicated.

First off, the second I stepped foot into the perimeter, I heard a gasp and saw a jumping pink blur. I guess Pinkie Pie knows that I'm here. Well, there goes the element of surprise. But I guess that means I won't see anyone on my way to the crystal tree, and hopefully the library inside of it.

Just as I thought, I made it through the center of town and to the crystal tree with absolutely zero encounters with any other ponies.... That is to say, until I made it to the castle of Twilicorn.

The guards immediately stopped me when I reached the doors. What with them holding their spears in that X shape. One of the guards addressed me.

"Halt!" said the guard. "State your name and busine-e-e-e HOLY SHIT!"

"Huh? What?" said the other guard in a sort of drowsy tone. "What is it kid?

"S-sir!" the younger guard said. "It's an alicorn!"

"What?!" the older of the two yelled, obviously now fully awake. He started looking in my direction. "The princesses aren't supposed to be here for..... for..... Kid, go get the princess."

"Sir?" the guard said.

"NOW PRIVATE!" yelled the senior guard.

"Yes sir, Sergeant, sir!" said the private as he ran into the castle.

It took a few minutes for the private to reach the princess. Of course, I could only tell by the loud "WHAT?!" and the fire that burst from one of the windows. About thirty seconds later, a flash of magenta light turned my attention away from the door to find Princess Sparkle Butt looking straight at me.

I will never forget the next few moments.

"Oh, well hello there, handsome," said the Princess in a sultry voice. Well crap. It looks like Princess Mc Magicpants has developed a crush on me in my alicorn body. Damn it.

"Uh, hi." I responded.

"How about you come inside?" she suggested in the same tone. "That way we can get a bit better, acquainted."

I felt myself shudder. I hope this won't be a thing with her so long as I'm in this body. PLEASE GOD, DON'T BE A THING!!!

Author's Notes:

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I did the best I could. This was a fun chapter to write.
Anyone get the jokes? Or that one reference to that guy that I love?
Anyone? Please notice me senpai? Senpai? SENPAI!!! *cries in the corner*

Anyways, be happy there's some shenanigans in here..... as well as that last bit. Muhuhahahahaha!
Between you and me, that last bit will be a thing..... Heheh.