What the heck just happened?

Is that me down there?

Why am I asking so many questions?

Well, dear voice in my head, I'm glad you asked! It's because I need an explanation for why I can see my body down there in all its black hooded cloak beauty.

Indeed, I can see my body down there..... In a stretcher....... Oh, now it's in a cart...... headed to the hospital, I assume......... All the while that cart is being pulled by ponies...... Ponies that I just saw talking about five seconds ago.........

As you may know, I came here as a DM, someone who enjoys reading, creating, and telling the story to his 'adventurers'. I am currently missing said story......

"What is going on here?!" I said to no-one in particular. Hey, it's not like anyone else can hear me.

"You're watching the story take place, young dungeon master." said a feminine voice that seemed to be originating from behind me.

I turned around and saw some strange being behind me that seemed to be made of pure light. I could have sworn that person wasn't there earlier.

"WHAT THE FRIGGING HELL?!?!?!?!" I yelled at the weird spirit lady.

"Do not yell at my sister, knave." said another feminine voice, originating from a being that I hadn't noticed earlier. This one seemed to be made out of pure darkness, sucking away all light, making her look like she wasn't there.

"Again, I do verily say to you two weirdos. WHAT THE FRIGGING HELL?!?!?!?!?!"

"Sister, we appear to be scaring him. Maybe this wasn't the best idea." said the being made of light.

"I agree, sister. Let's send him back." the dark being said.

"Send me back?" I said. "Send me back where?"

"Discord, would you please?" the being of light said.

That was the last I heard of that.

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I woke up back in my body. My still hooded body.... Except now I'm in a hospital....... And the doctors are pointing a needle at me......

"GAH! Get that needle away from me!" I yelled at the doctor as I rolled off the gurney and onto the cold hospital floor.

"Quick get the patient back on the gurney! And check for any bruises or cuts, and also check if he has a concussion!" screamed a nurse.

"Get away from me!" I screamed as I got up and ran from the ponies.

Sadly, I didn't make it far, all because I was tackled by a nurse with a pink red mane and an image on her flank depicting a red cross and four pink hearts.

"Ugh. That hurt..... GET OFF ME YOU FREAKING PONY!" I yelled at the nurse who was currently holding me down.

"Shhhh. Don't make a scene. I just want to help you." she said. "Now, if you'll just let me do this." She proceeded to pull out a rather lengthy needle.

"NO! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" I screamed. "NO NO NO NO NO!"

She brought the needle to my arm and........... Wait, why didn't the needle go in? And why did she just wink at me?

"It's subdued. I'll take it to a private room so that a doctor can examine it." the nurse said.

"Go right ahead, Nurse Redheart." said the doctor.

The nurse propped me up on a nearby gurney and wheeled me into a room at the end of the hallway, all while I pretended to be knocked out...... Wow, good job nurse..... But why?

The second she closed the door, I let the questions fly.

"Why did you do this?"

"Why did you pretend to inject me?"

"Who are you working for?"

"Why did you pull me into this specific room?"

"Why did-" was all that last one got out before she stuck her hoof in my mouth.

"Shut it, or I really will inject you." Nurse Redheart said.

I spat out her hoof and went, "Ew, gross! I thought you were a nurse! That was horribly unhygienic!"

She just ignored me and said, "You can exit out that window, there's some scaffolding there. Climb up to the roof, the princesses are up there waiting for you. Now, go before the doctor comes and I lose my medical license. I'd rather not be like the last one."

"What do you mean?" I asked the nurse.

"The princesses asked me to send you to them and-"

"Not what I meant. I mean what do you mean by the last one?"

"Oh.... He went insane, stole a patient's skeleton, stole a bunch of doves from a wedding wagon, then ran off screaming something about knowing how to make temporary invincibility." the little pony nurse explained.

"..... That sounds way too much like something from a video game in my world." I said. "Anyways, thank you Nurse Redheart."

"Please, just go. The doctor will be here any minute." she said.

"May we meet again in the future, and hopefully we meet under better circumstances. Farewell." I said, then proceeded to go out the window.

I climbed up the scaffolding to the roof. I saw the princesses on the roof with..... something.......

What was that creature again? Oh yeah, draconequus. Thank you wiki.

Anyways, I walked up to them and said, "What do you want from me?"

Author's Notes:

Yes, finally. I updated the story.

This is better than that time my friend Ghetto Knight started actually started acting smarter than the rest of the party and actually saved them. He also scared them horribly. It was hilarious.

Anyways, yes, I left you on a cliff hanger. Yes, I will try to update sooner this time. And finally, yes, we're getting closer to the entire point of what I'm doing and why the main character is how he is.

I also still suck at writing. I'm a musician, not a writer.

Finally, I'd like to give a shout out to my friend Kudzuhaiku by saying this:
Please report any typos. I shall give them all the critical fail of death.