I honestly don't know how it happened.

One second I'm at anime expo, the next I'm approached by some weirdo that looks like he came from the Resident Evil universe.

What did he want to do? Sell me some stuff.

So, not knowing what would happen after I bought something, I browsed his wares. Following the advice that I've been given all my life (by my mom), I looked for something that I could actually use multiple times, instead of just buying something for the flair and then never use it again. As I neared the end of both his wares and his patience, I found something.

What did I find you ask? Some cool looking dice meant for playing some good ol' D&D. The dice in question consisted of the standard playing dice: a d6, a d4, a d12, a d10, a d8, and, the piece de resistance, a d20. They all looked like they contained a galaxy of sorts, full of stars, planets and the blackness of space, all topped of with a weird effect of what seemed to be moving.

What a good find for a dungeon master such as myself.

Or so I thought, until I actually bought them. This caused the strange man to smile, take my money, then wave goodbye.

In anyone else, this would have caused some minor concern, something I didn't get to experience as I got teleported away to some weird pastel village full of small equines.

What to do, what to do.... I dunno.... PANIC?????

And so I did. I just hoped nobody would notice. The strangest thing is, none of the tiny horses did. And as my panic subsided, they just went on their ways. It was only when I went up to one of them and poked them that they noticed me. Then they proceeded to panic.

I mean, what would you do if some weirdo dressed in all black, wearing a freaking cloak and dark as heck robe? Say hi and act calm? I sure as hell wouldn't.

So, freaking out myself, I did the first thing that came to mind: I asked the nearest strange horse (which I now know was a unicorn) to please calm down.

The second most strange thing happened that moment. All the little horse people calmed down.

Then the third strangest (and most painful) thing happend. The pocket in my undershirt (the place where the dice were) started to give off a burning sensation.

I gripped the area and pulled out the offending object(s) causing my pain: the dice. They seemed to be giving off a strange glow, as if asking me to do something with them. So, I rolled them, getting perfects on all of them.

The fourth strangest thing happened then. The strange mint green horse decided to talk to me.

"Hello?" The little horse said. It sounded femanine.

I just responded the way anyone else in my position would have. I lost my marbles and freaked out.

"Um, mister? Please calm down, we're not gonna hurt you." She? said.

"Y-you can talk!" I squeaked out pathetically.

"Yeah, of course I can, I'm just kind of suprised you can." She said.

"Sorry, it's just, I'm not used to that. Um... Where the heck am I?"

"You're in Ponyville!" she beamed.

This was the last thing that was said as the fifth and final strange thing happened. A pink horse came literally out of nowhere and collided with my chest, knocking the wind out of me.

As I got up, all I could here was the small green horse asking if I was o.k. and the pink one constantly apologizing. That is, until I spoke up.

"ENOUGH! Jeeze, I'm o.k.! I'm o.k.!" I screamed at the two tiny horses that wouldn't stop asking if I was o.k.

"Oh. O.k. then. I'm Pinkie Pie!" the pink one said. "Who are you?"

"I'm.... uh......." Who am I? Who am I?.......... WHAT IS MY NAME! I can't believe I forgot my name! It was at this point that I started to freak the shit out and run off.

"Lyra, do you know who he is?" Pinkie asked the green one.

"Sorry Pinkie, I just ran into him like you did. I don't know who he is." Lyra said.

"Oh, then do you know why he's here?" Pinkie asked.

"No, sorry." Lyra said.

Pinkie then looked at me and asked, "Mr? Why are you here?"

It was then that I remembered what I was doing before I got teleported here. "I was going to go play D&D with some of my friends. I'm the dungeon master of the group."

"A DUNGEON MASTER!" Lyra screamed at me. "Can we play right now? Please?"

"Lyra, you silly little unicorn! We need to go bring him to Twilight before something happens! There's no time to play!" Pinkie instructed Lyra.

I however had walked away, wanting nothing to do with the crazed nerd and the super hyper pink horse. Yes, I just got up and walked away, straight into a large white horse with a giant horn and wings. She also had a notable flowey mane and tail.... and a sun on her butt? What the heck? Actually, not that I think of it, Lyra had a lyre on her butt, and Pinkie had 3 balloons...... What is up with these little horses?

Anyways, I started to, again, freak the shit out and run away. And run into another tall horse. This one was blue and had a starry mane and tail. Did I care to look this one over fully? No. I ran away again. Into a freaking tall something, all before passing out.

Author's Notes:

BUBBAM! SUCKAHS!

After learning from my mistakes (somewhat), I have resurfaced with, you guessed it, another human in Equestria. But not just any human in Equesrtia! This one is like those League of Humans ones.
But, he's actually neutral!

PLOT TWIST!

But yeah, this is also gonna be more comment driven. He's a DM, a dungeon master, so he needs a story. And even though I'm a DM, myself, I kinda suck at those. But honestly, I just want to see what will happen with your imput. Will the DM be a troll? A saint? Or will he be like that one DC character with the ank who's obsessed with balance?

Also, my Lyra's a nerd and my Pinkie's slightly more serious. Deal with it.