A/N: Please be aware of this format while reading. When I have Twilight, Rarity, and Applejack talking to each other, they know who is in which body and will address them by their proper name. When I am talking about the character, they will be addressed as what body the character is currently in. If another pony is speaking to them then they will address them as the pony they see and not currently whose mind is in that body. Confusing I know, try writing the damn thing and abiding by these rules. Please also note, that the way each of these three talk will be in their original voices, but with the other ponies dialect. Rarity's body will have Twilight's mind, Twilight's body will have Applejack's mind, and Applejack's body will have Rarity's mind. This is the hardest chapter I have written so far,

"WHAT HAPPENED!?" Shrieked AJ in Rarity's tone of voice.

*THUD* Applejack was out, hitting the floor with a thud.

"How in Equestria did this happen?!" Shouted Rarity in an educated tone.

"What are you girls talking about?" Midnight asked causing Rarity and AJ to look at him.

"Midnight, we've all switched bodies somehow." Rarity spoke up giving a shocked expression to the Alicorn.

"O.........k, then who would you be Rarity?" He asked, while cocking a brow.

"Twilight! And from the passed out Applejack I am guessing that would be Rarity, UGH! Can this day get any worse?!"

As if on cue a loud burp came from upstairs as a sleepy dragon slowly began to make his way down and into the library front. He rubbed his eyes as he handed the scroll to Twilight and then went back upstairs as if nothing happened.

"I think Spike is getting a little upset with the scrolls coming during his nap time." Rarity giggled as she lifted the scroll to her face and began to read it. "GREAT! JUST GREAT!" She yelled before tossing the scroll to Midnight who snatched it up and began to read it.

My faithful student

I need you to locate Midnight as soon as possible and have him come to the castle immediately. There is a certain matter that requires his attention and he will be here for some time. Please advise him that this is urgent.

Princess Celestia.

Midnight gave a deadpanned look to Rarity who was only rubbing her head trying to figure out what she could do to fix this situation.

"Twi..... Rarity........ugh! I don't know what to call you, but listen. Tia needs me for something so I'll be gone for a bit. I'll send a scroll to let you know when I'll be back. But I'll wait an hour or so until Spike wakes up." He smiled before teleporting away.

"Great, now we ain't got Night teh help us out." Twilight spoke up while she looked herself over.

"That is the least of our problems right now. How in Tartarus are we going to get back to normal?!" Rarity shouted causing AJ to groan softly.

"I do say, can you two keep it down. My head is simply splitting at the moment." AJ piped up as she finally awoke.

As AJ finally came to she looked around only to see Twilight, and then her own body looking at her in slight confusion. Her eyes went to pinpoints as she rushed into the bathroom, after a few seconds a shriek came from the bathroom before AJ walked out with her eyes beginning to water.

"How could this have happened?! I'm an EARTH PONY!? and not just any earth pony, I'm....... I'm...... APPLEJAAAAHAHAHAAAACK!" She continued to wail while falling to the floor in a heap.

"Hey now, no need teh fuss sugarcube. Ah don't right like being in Twi's body either. Ah'm not used teh being this physically weak." Twilight spoke up as she looked herself over.

"And I don't like the feeling of being covered in all of these chemicals and perfume. Shew! Rarity, how do you even breathe with all of this on you?" Rarity asked as she scrunched her nose up at the fumes.

"I'll have you know that I take pride in being so eloquent and beautiful thank you very much. And another thing......... wait......... where are you going?" AJ asked Rarity as she watched her head toward the bathroom.

"I am going to take a shower. I can't breathe properly with all of these cosmetic fumes suffocating me." Rarity spoke up as she quickly locked herself in the bathroom.

"But my beautiful mane and tail will be ruined!" AJ cried out as she banged on the door.

"Take it easy, S'not like ya cain't fix it again when we get back teh normal." Twi smirked. "Sides, what'cha gonna do anyhow? Ya'll'er in mah body, an ah'm in Twi's........ wait, If'n ah'm in Twi's body. Then that means ah can use magic!" She began to giggle as she played through the possibilities in her head.

"Now don't think that just because you can now posses unicorn magic that you can pull pranks and such. You are still in Twilight's body, and anything you do will inevitably cause her problems in the future." AJ spoke before sticking her nose in the air a little.

"Ah quit yer whining. Ah know good'n'well what not teh do, But ah have ah feeling that this t'ain't gonna be a ride in the park. What about......... WHAT IN TARNATION?! What ya'll pullin out mad hair bands fer?!"

"They just feel so restrictive darling. Besides, you can always fix them back, It's not like you really preen as much as you should." AJ stopped for a moment as her eyes got big and a smile spread across her face.

"IDEEEEEAAAAAA!" She giggled, only to cause Twilight to grimace.

"What ya'll got planned cause ah KNOW ah aint gonna like it." Twilight groaned in annoyance.

"Well, since you obviously hate the spa darling, and I am in your body and simply love to go. How about I take your body there and, spruce it up a bit. Our darling stallion can pay for it of course." She giggled.

"Well, ah don't right like the idea of gettin all fancied up. But since ah'm not really going to the spa in mah mind, I guess it won't hurt. Jes don't go overboard, none o'them fancy mane colors er stuff like that." Twilight snorted.

"Don't worry darling. I will get my usual. Your muscles just seem so tight and tense that it feels somewhat hard to move." AJ said while gently prodding her side and flank.

"HEY! No touching!" Twilight yelled causing AJ to stiffen up and look at her. After a second she gave a devious smile as her hoof slowly began to lift back and toward her tail. "Now don't make me buck ya'll upside the head, that's not right."

"Oh don't worry darling. I would never dream of doing such a thing. It is just to much fun though teasing you. Making you think that I would do something like that. But you do realize one thing don't you?" AJ giggled. "Once we have all wed our stallion, it would only seem fitting to have a little rendezvous together."

Twilight's face erupted into a brilliant shade of red at the thought of all three of them, or even four, counting the princess, making love at the same time. Twilight stopped however as she heard Applejack laughing her flank of at her own expression and trotted up to her snatching her stetson off of her head and placing it onto her own. AJ stood there for a moment as a sudden rush of cool air made her shiver.

"What was that?!" She squeaked as she looked at her fur bristling in the cool air of the library.

"That would be what ya'll feel without mah hat on. Night got this fer me during last Hearths Warming when ya'll..............." She trailed off thinking about last years incident that almost took her life.

"I am sorry for that darling." AJ spoke up giving a slight pout and hugging her friend close.

"I know, it's alright. I did survive after all thanks to that lunkhead of a stallion we got." She chuckled.

"Finally, freedom from all of that cosmetic nightmare." Rarity spoke up as she left the bathroom while rubbing a towel through her mane to get rid of the excess water. AJ gave a gasp seeing Rarity's tail still damp and lightly dragging the floor. She bolted over to her and lifted it with the end of her muzzle giving a growl.

"Twilight, dear, WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT LET MY TAIL DRAG THE FLOOR!" AJ shouted causing Rarity to lift her tail up quickly.

"Sorry, you should really consider using less mane spray and makeup, It took me almost ten minutes to get your eye shadow and eyeliner out of your fur alone. Not including the mane spray. I'm just lucky that I can still use magic, albeit not very strong. But still useful." She smiled as she pulled the towel from her mane and pulled a brush out to begin brushing it. AJ turning a pale color as she watched Rarity tugging at her mane and brushing her coat the wrong way.

"OK! I have had enough of watching you torture my poor body by removing all of my hard work to look beautiful. I am going to the spa to have my usual done to Applejack's body. At least I can see what she looks like to be far more presentable once it is done." AJ snorted as she left the library all to quickly.

"So whut now?" Twilight asked, looking to Rarity.

"I guess I'll try to find a way to remedy this whole situation. So I guess you can go about your business for the day." Rarity sighed as she went toward Twilight's study to look for a counter spell.

"Alright then. If'n ya find a spell fer all this, ya kin find me at the farm. Big Mac'n'me er gonna be moving a few hay bales in the loft of the barn teh help insulate a few critter pins." Twilight chuckled. "Ah cain't wait teh see what Big Mac thinks bout me switching inteh yer body Twi."

"Yea, and I bet Rarity is going to have a whole new outlook on earth ponies once she realizes she can't use magic." Rarity giggled.

"Hoo boy, I dread hearing that conversation." Twilight giggled back.

(AJ and Rarity after fixing their manes/tails)

"I can't believe that Applejack has gone so long without preening herself. Her hooves are an absolute mess, He mane and tail are in shambles, OH! and just look at these split ends! The poor dear works herself to the bone on a daily basis and just manages to take a shower. But fear not dear Applejack. Once I am done with your body, you will have Midnight wrapped around your hoof with just a glance." Applejack giggled as she headed into the spa.

"Welcome miss Applejack, It has been a while since we have seen you." Lotus piped up once she entered the shop.

"What can we do for you today?" Aloe smiled while stepping closer.

"Girls, I would like the usual." She smiled at them only to get a cocked brow in return.

"Uh, Miss Applejack. You don't have a usual. This is the first time you have been in here in almost a year." Aloe spoke up feeling rather confused.

"Oh, um........ I meant Rarity's usual." She smiled nervously until they both beamed.

"Oh miss Applejack, you will look so fabulous after this, I take it you would like a hooficure as well?" Lotus beamed.

"Yes please, I wish to look as fabulous as my friend Rarity." AJ chuckled softly as they took her into the back to begin.

After a couple of hours in the spa, AJ emerged giving off a glow she had never had before. Her coat was shimmering in the light, her mane and tail glistening like diamonds. But there was just one odd thing about her that really made it seem strange.

(AJ after the spa.)

"Why do ya look like Rarity sis?" Applebloom asked AJ as she was walking away from the spa.

"Huh? Oh Applebloom, darling, so good to see you again." AJ smiled down to her only to get a goofy expression in return.

"You feelin ok sis? Yer talking a might funny. Kinda like Rarity." AB asked while getting a little closer, eying her sister up and down.

"Sorry Applebloom, I guess you haven't been informed as of yet. Applejack, Twilight and I, Rarity, have accidentally switched bodies. Your sister is in Twilight's body, while Twilight is in my body. Um....... Applebloom dear, are you alright?" She stopped as she noticed Applebloom's expression of utter shock. Before she ran off screaming that is. AJ stood there in shock for a moment seeing the dust trail of Applebloom as it lead out of town toward Sweet Apple Acres. She gave a shrug and continued on her course back to the library.