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The Moment No Pony was Waiting For (A Death Battle Parody)

by TundraStanza
Think about it like Death Battle, only with less death and more hyperactive dialogue. It all started with a fateful encounter between Deadpool and Pinkie Pie. It turned into something bigger.
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Every once in a while there is one character that defies all explanation and baffles the minds of geniuses the world over. Today, two such characters will be thrown into the field and all will find out who will win.

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And remember... this is what I came up with without the hidden stash. Just goes to show you that you don't need to be high to produce something regrettable.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro Studio.
Death Battle belongs to Screw Attack.
Other properties belong to their respective owners.
Rated Teen for mentions of weapons and use of the word h-e-double-hockey-stick.

Edit:
February 6, 2013: Remember back in last April when I thought this was going to be a one-shot?
Neither do I.

July 16, 2013: I hope I haven't made a terrible mistake by allowing fan fic suggestions for combatants. It'll take me forever to read through all of those works for potential abilities used. In other words, updating will happen at a pace that makes a snail appear to be performing a Sonic Rainboom. Oh well. It is what it is.

March 24, 2015: Spoilers are imminent when diving into this at any given point.

June 9, 2015: I may not respond to every comment, but I will read them. The same applies to any suggestions made in comments or PMs.
-Corollary (October 11, 2015): Multiple comments from the exact same user saying the exact same match up will not make the suggested battle happen any sooner. In fact, it may just deter me from even considering writing it at all. Please do not spam the comment section. Thank you.

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421,180 words: Estimated 2 Days, 5 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

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184 Chapters:

  1. Red vs. Pink? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,352
  2. Moon, Shine Down! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,455
  3. Chaos Theory [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,981
  4. Eyes vs. Stomach [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,537
  5. The Race of Champions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,586
  6. Talk the Talk...(AKA the mistake chapter) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,461
  7. Great Minds Think Alike [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,527
  8. Change of Face [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,374
  9. The Terror of Trios [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,834
  10. Diamonds and Roses...(May not contain an actual battle) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,537
  11. Alpha vs. Gamma [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,607
  12. I don't think this is a good idea...(this chapter may get deleted in the future) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    783
  13. Strength and Discipline [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,753
  14. Magic Must Defeat Magic [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,590
  15. You're Dead, Miner! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,374
  16. Ego vs. Electro [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,187
  17. Dark Battle Royale [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,695
  18. Chapter 18: Outtakes and Shenanigans [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,427
  19. Bros. vs. Bros. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,625
  20. Knight vs. Castle (AKA Mistake Chapter 2) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,268
  21. Power and Greed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,751
  22. Crazy and Crazier [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,088
  23. Chapter 23: Rejected Ideas or Questionable Thoughts (You can probably skip this. I change my mind often.) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,577
  24. Time is of the Essence [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,457
  25. Love is a Battlefield [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,314
  26. Myde or Muffin? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,466
  27. Case: Tundra vs. Flames [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,509
  28. Dilan vs. a Junior Speedster [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,697
  29. Bats! Bats On My Face! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,659
  30. The Strong, Silent Type [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,459
  31. Chapter 31: Outtake #18 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,702
  32. Let's start with a BANG [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,172
  33. This is MY book and I'm going to read it! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,256
  34. Never Ending Entropy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,919
  35. Hey, If They Can Make Musical Teens Fight... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,019
  36. Are Yu Ready For This? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,734
  37. Chapter 37: Outtakes Reel #2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,734
  38. You Can't Spell Parody Without "P" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,761
  39. Double Dragon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,169
  40. Fame vs. Inspiration [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,897
  41. I'm Walking On Sunshine [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,837
  42. Side Chapter: The Sweetest One Of All [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,795
  43. Mechanical Integrity [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,943
  44. A Dream vs. A Wish [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,740
  45. Side Chapter: Darkness of Justice [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,563
  46. Side Battle: Twilight Sparkle's Rivals and Their Bling [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,990
  47. Side Battle: Strangers, Curtains, and Courage [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,205
  48. Kazeshini [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,473
  49. Gamma vs. Omega [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,295
  50. Side Battle: Treble With A Capital Mr. T [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,031
  51. Fear Leads to Suffering [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,530
  52. She-Witch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,810
  53. Chapter 53: Season 2 Outtakes Reel #1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,292
  54. Power vs. Power (part 1): Green IS Your Color [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,009
  55. Power vs. Power (part 2): Charismatic Party Lovers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,633
  56. Power vs. Power (part 3): When Nerds Collide [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,842
  57. Power vs. Power (part 4): Tell Me I'm Pretty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,555
  58. Power vs. Power (part 5): Acrobatic Weather [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,901
  59. Power vs. Power (part 6): Red Leader [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,937
  60. Kneel, Mare in the Moon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,435
  61. Ultimate Princess Defense: Prince of the Saiyans, Substitute Shinigami, and Eye of Agamatto [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    6,624
  62. Princess vs. Princess: Fire and Lightning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,094
  63. Ch. 63: Side... Battle of the Sexes [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,649
  64. Equus Meets West [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,890
  65. Amaterasu and Tsukoyomi Weep When Their Daughters Fight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,588
  66. Street Fighter vs. Rock Farmer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,854
  67. New Wings Equals Rematch [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,738
  68. Chapter 68: Season 2 Outtakes Reel #2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,681
  69. Chapter 69: Deleted Side Battle Scene, The Most Messed Up Child (very dark. Do not read if you are impressionable, pregnant, or may become pregnant.) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,014
  70. Season Three Opens With a Snap [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,036
  71. Side Battle: Can You Race With All The Yellow Of The Wind [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,529
  72. Shield & Sword [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,358
  73. Dare to be Stupid [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,570
  74. Another Mouse Bites the Dust [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,759
  75. Side Battle: Prince of Blue Heir [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,995
  76. In the Heart or in the Head? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,594
  77. Side Battle: Sound the Siren [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,028
  78. Hold Onto Your Hats [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,041
  79. Side Battle: Six Paths to Death (part 1) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,796
  80. Side Battle: Six Paths to Death (part 2) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,085
  81. Side Battle: Six Paths to Death (part 3) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,639
  82. Side Battle: Six Paths to Death (part 4) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,079
  83. Side Battle: Six Paths to Death (part 5) (Warning: Will contain blood) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,938
  84. Side Battle: Six Paths to Death (part 6): Boss! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,778
  85. Quit Irken My Hair [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,346
  86. Centaurion Pig-Fight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,396
  87. Side Battle: Augmentation vs. Flatulation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,711
  88. Chapter 88: Five Nights to Fail [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    973
  89. Bulging Biceps [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,555
  90. Queen of the Hive [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,989
  91. Bashful Pegasus Knight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,767
  92. Ch. 92: Season 3 Outtakes Reel #1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,888
  93. Side Battle: Artificial Intelligence vs. Alien Interface [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,878
  94. Orange Player Two [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,614
  95. "This Place Shall Become Your Grave!" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,030
  96. Side Battle: A Spark vs. Many [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,946
  97. Likeable Prince vs. Nostalgia's Green Tunic [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,991
  98. D is For... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,219
  99. Ch. 99: No Rhyme or Reason, Just Gotta Fight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,808
  100. Anthropomorphic Battle of the Bands [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,570
  101. More Than Meets the Nightmare's Eye [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,755
  102. Ch. 102: Fandom's Internal Conflict [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,028
  103. Lavender Syndrome vs. The Awakening [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,964
  104. Divine Intervention [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,035
  105. Chaos Theory: Revisited [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,565
  106. Ch. 106: Moon Knight [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,090
  107. Ch. 107: Capes and Dollhouses [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,848
  108. Side Battle: Who Sings Better? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,939
  109. Side Battle: The Ones That Fell From Grace [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,020
  110. Ch. 110: Royal Royale [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    4,263
  111. Ch. 111: Littlepip vs. Blackjack (Alternate Ending) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,943
  112. Ch. 112: Up For Review [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,704
  113. Kick 'Em in the Side [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,714
  114. Ch. 114: Season 3 Outtakes Reel #2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,934
  115. Psychic Sewing [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,623
  116. Lightning Round: For Your Viewing (Dis)Pleasure [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,182
  117. A Lord for a Lord [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,604
  118. Love is a Battlefield (Round 2) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,692
  119. Side Battle: Speedy Cyborgs [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,209
  120. Red, Muscular Guys [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,240
  121. Science and Magic [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,246
  122. The Heroes Behind the Masks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,161
  123. Kakarot-to! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,826
  124. The Ultimate Defense [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,932
  125. Blasting Fodder [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,432
  126. Lightning Round: Dream Matchups and Nightmare Killers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,568
  127. Foresight, Foreground [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,194
  128. Lightning Round: Everything Wrong With "Get Over Here!" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,187
  129. Side Battle: White Snow and a Reflection [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,216
  130. You Shall Be Equalized [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,007
  131. Lightning Round: Gods of Other Gods [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,183
  132. Lighting Round: Going Out on a High Note [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,115
  133. Great and Powerful Blue Attack! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,149
  134. Emerald? What Were You Thinking? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,015
  135. Pink! Yellow! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,699
  136. Za Maud-O [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,964
  137. That's Show Business [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,531
  138. Lightning Round: Shroud of Shadows [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,596
  139. Revenge Time is Over; What's Next? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,589
  140. Eagle Scope [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,120
  141. Non-Battle Chapter: Meanwhile, in the Potential Combatants' Hangout Room... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    879
  142. Side Battle: The Guiding Forces of the Story [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,696
  143. Dragon v. Daxter; Magic v. Jak [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,583
  144. One Second to Spare [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,262
  145. Side Battle: Too Many Powers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,636
  146. Parent-Princess Conference [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,427
  147. Farm-Raised Brawlers [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,002
  148. Lightning Round: ~We Are Number One~ *Punch!* [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    846
  149. Introverted Gray Waves [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,947
  150. RDP Presents... Side Battle: The Bird Flew Away [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,305
  151. Daring Do and the Uncharted Garden [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,444
  152. Weird, Weirder, Yet Weirder [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    4,289
  153. Who Sends Babies to Fight? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,544
  154. Side(?) Battle: Double Sun Power [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,698
  155. Lightning Round: The Facades We Wear [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,740
  156. Study Hard, Study Often [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,406
  157. Spear & Rainbow of Justice [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,366
  158. Lightning Round: Two to Tango, Dragons & Darkness [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,646
  159. Dragon: Lord Vs. Legend [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
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  160. Outtakes: In No Particular Order [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,366
  161. My Spidey Sense is Twitching [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,980
  162. Dual-Pistols At Sunset [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
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  163. Alola, Nightmare! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,645
  164. Q Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,425
  165. You're Going to Need Stitches! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,789
  166. Secret Agent "P" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    4,415
  167. Under Lock-Heart and Trick-Key [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,959
  168. Lightning Round: Fake Fire [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,012
  169. But Hey, That's Just A Battle... A Death Battle! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,003
  170. It's More of a Purple Realm [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,863
  171. Lightning Round: We Couldn't Fit It All In [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,389
  172. Side Battle: Oh... YES! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,154
  173. Battle Royale: Main 7 vs. The Crystal Gems [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    7,257
  174. Lightning Round: Pick A Card [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    4,615
  175. Edgy Much? Moving Forces [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,793
  176. Sidekicks Scuddle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,836
  177. Lightning Round: Anything Is Possible [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,830
  178. A Hero Emerges [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,079
  179. Lightning Round: Fighting Game Genre [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,986
  180. Deception Infection [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    3,006
  181. The Lesser Light [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,164
  182. Lightning Round: Spider-Verse? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    2,378
  183. Lightning Round: Hollownest vs. The End Trio [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,973
  184. Lightning Round: He Will Never Be A Memory [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 18th, 2012
    1,270
Published Apr 18th, 2012
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