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Kildeez: mid-twenties, love of ponies, and with enough issues to write a book on. Sifty: former brony, makes Kildeez look like a picture of mental stability. Drop them in Equestria, sure, why the hell not?
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Kildeez and Sifty: in our world, they are two men with far too much time on their hands, a creepy fascination with colorful talking horses (well, one of them, at least), and enough anger issues between the two of them to give Freud palpitations. But in Equestria...well, they're pretty much that, but they have guns! And knives! And one of them's the Dovahkiin! And the other is what happens when Chrysalis finds a weird monkey wondering around her lands and is drunk enough to tap dat (I'm not proud)! Now, with a disillusioned Dovahkiin and a horny half-changeling wandering around, surely Equestria stands a chance against the Nightmares roaming their lands!

Or they could just make things worse. It's honestly kinda fifty-fifty at this point.

Critics are raving! Because of the LSD we slipped into their drinks! But still, they're raving, and that one taking a dump in the corner says he can't wait for the next chapter! So what're you waiting for!?

In case you haven't figured it out, this story is not to be taken seriously. Just something I hack away at if I hit a stumbling block with my other stories. For funniez. If, for some reason, you find yourself craving more of this idiocy, go ahead and check out my deviantart or Sifty at his Deviantart page.

Dubious
Cancelled
Adventure
Random
Comedy
Gore

105,737 words: Estimated 7 Hours, 3 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

26 Chapters:

  1. Entry I: The Champion's End, by Sifty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 26th, 2014
    727
  2. Entry II: Champion's Return (that was fast), by Sifty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 26th, 2014
    1,030
  3. Entry III: Back in Action! By Sifty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 26th, 2014
    1,346
  4. Entry IV: The Changeling-Born, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 26th, 2014
    3,894
  5. Entry V: Skyrim? Skyrim. By Siftstone. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 19th, 2014
    2,175
  6. Entry VI: Holy S#!ts All Around, by Sifty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 19th, 2014
    922
  7. Entry VII: The Chapter Where The Main Antagonist Shows Up, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 23rd, 2014
    5,535
  8. Entry VIII: More Monstrosities, by Sifty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 14th, 2014
    1,018
  9. Entry IX: If You Don't Know What The Tigger Song Is, You Lived A Deprived Childhood, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 14th, 2014
    5,387
  10. Entry X: The Champion's Fall, by Siftstone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 23rd, 2015
    2,495
  11. Entry XI: The AoT Theme Really Does Go With Everything, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 6th, 2016
    5,594
  12. Entry XII: Old Friends, by Siftstone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 8th, 2016
    3,229
  13. Entry XIII: Many Happy Returns, by Siftstone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 8th, 2016
    6,425
  14. Entry XIV: The Angel and The Magician, by Siftstone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 22nd, 2016
    4,454
  15. Entry XV: Two Weeks Earlier, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 8th, 2016
    5,303
  16. Entry XVI: Ranting and Exposition, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 8th, 2016
    7,344
  17. Entry XVII: The Boys Are Back In Town, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 17th, 2016
    7,240
  18. Entry XVIII: The Badass And The Fuzzy Hellspawn, by Siftstone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 19th, 2016
    3,706
  19. Entry XIX: Country Livin' Is The Best Kinda Livin', by Siftstone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 22nd, 2016
    4,715
  20. Entry XX: Sexposition by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 27th, 2016
    5,374
  21. Entry XXI: Leave It To Cypher, Part I by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 27th, 2016
    6,141
  22. Entry XXII: Leave It To Cypher, Part II by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 27th, 2016
    4,010
  23. Entry XXIII: The Camps, by Siftstone [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 27th, 2016
    3,177
  24. Entry XXIV: Freakin' Spiders, Man by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 30th, 2017
    2,388
  25. Entry XXV: Rescue, and A New Mission! Against Turrurists! By Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 30th, 2017
    4,666
  26. Entry XXVI: The Cave, by Kildeez [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 1st, 2017
    7,442
Published Aug 27th, 2014
Last Update Jun 1st, 2017

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