Dash had fallen to sleep in my embrace, which was cute as hell. I could still faintly taste her excitement, but the taste had worn down. I enjoyed last night, although I didn't get to do anything. It was a little bit sudden, but I didn't mind. God, I'm beginning to feel like that alter ego of Princess Celestia; Princess Molestia.

The morning sun of Celestia shone brightly through the pale magenta-stained glass. I smiled warmly as the still-resting Rainbow Dash began to wake, rubbing her maroon eyes as she rose her tired head up.

"Morning, 'Dash." I said. The painkillers had worn off, but I still had a medium-strength headache. Somebody get me an Advil? Please? No? Ugh ... Fuck you all! Dash responded by just nuzzling into me. HEART ... AGHGH...

"Pancakes pleas ..." Rainbow Dash drifted off. I giggled softly at her subconscious mumbling. "Syrup ..." I was holding back a very large laughing fest now, even at this early in the morning!

I kissed Rainbow Dash on her cheek, bringing a warm smile to her face. I pulled her in close as we both cuddled. I reopened the curtain that separated us from any prying eyes from the night before, and surely enough, I saw nurses passing by every now and then, attending to other patients and what not.

Rainbow Dash finally woke up, slowly, but she woke up. Again, she rubbed her eyes slowly, and looked up at me. She had the cutest bedhead look. She nuzzled me, and said, "Hey ..." yeah, a little anti-climatic but who cares? It's Rainbow Dash, not some 2 bit whore! Dash opened her eyes fully, and looked at me. "That was good last night." she said, and I immediately blushed, as to knowing what she was talking about.

"How couldn't it be?" I asked.

"I dunno ... We could have done a little more, but I ... OH! I am almost late! Sorry! I have to go make the sky cloudy before eight!" she exclaimed, leaping from bed. "I'll be sure to pay you back!" she flew out of the window with a devilish grin on her face.

"God I love her ..." I said, thinking dirty shit.

* * * * * * * * * * *

3:57 PM (Dash & Andy slept in pretty early, but Andy didn't know if he could leave the hospital.)

I felt the gauze that was still wrapped around my forehead. "Better check the damage." I said, walking over to a mirror, which I angled to show the back of my head, revealing a dry-blood caked area on the back of my head. I cringed at the sight, but I've had worse.

I heard some talking outside. I easily analyzed the voices of AppleJack and Twilight. I slipped on my camouflage tee, and the door opened. In stepped Nurse Redheart, and yep, AppleJack and Twilight.

"Howdy' there, Andy. Y'all feelin' any better?" AppleJack asked.

"Little bit of a headache, AJ, nothing much." I replied. "Twilight! So nice to see you again." I said, shaking the lavender unicorns' hoof.

Twilight smiled delightfully, "The feeling is mutual."

AppleJack intervened, "Twi', ain't we gonna tell him why we're here?" she asked.

Twilight snapped to attention, "Oh! For pony sake, I forgot! Sorry!" she apologized.

"It's fine. Anyway, meh and Twilight here are gonna show ya' round town!" AppleJack gestured me to the door.

"And," Nurse Redheart chimed in finally, "Our friend Zecora wanted to give you this, you hit your head off of that step pretty hard ... A-Andrew." her fear was still portrayed slightly in her voice, what can I say? I'm a huge ... Ugh! Don't get me started. She handed me a small vial that was corked. "It's actually for headaches ..." she said.

"Just what I was looking for, thanks, Nurse Redheart." I thanked, softly grabbing the bottle from the end table the mare placed it on, uncorking the vial, and downing the fluid. "The Advil of ponies." I laughed.

"Advil? What is that?" Twilight asked.

"Just a big medicine brand back on Earth." I replied. My headache slowly died down as me, AppleJack and Twilight walked from the hospital. "Whoa, the effect's already taking its toll. Much faster than Advil." I said, rubbing my head. "AppleJack, when I hit my head ... How bad was it?" I asked nervously.

"Well, ifn' ya want ta' know, sugarcube, y'all were bleedin' ah might, y'all had ah bit a' blood loss, and ah small cut on the back of yer' head. That's what Ah saw at least, 'And." the orange farmpony replied, looking up at me, then back down.

"So we're going into town?" I asked again.

"Yeah! It'd be ah good thing ta' do 'cause of that mare sprayin' hooey 'bout y'all bein' ah monster." as the trio walked into town, Ponyville was deserted.

"Hmm. Seems that the word got around fast ..." I said, crossing my arms.

"Ah'll go check, be right back." AppleJack said, walking up to a door. "Anypony in here?" there came no answer. She did the same for some buildings down each side of the town. "Nopony's in their homes! It's like they all high-tailed it for Canterlot or somewhere else!" she exclaimed, stuttering nervously. The Element of Honesty doesn't lie ... I glared at her knowingly for a mere second, and broke our glance.

"Well, where should we go?" I asked, trying to hide my grin.

"Let's head to my house! We're close by anyway." after Twilight said this, I was gritting my teeth, trying not to show my over-excited grin.

* * * * * * * * * * *

"Alright, let's go!" Twilight said. The lights were all off in her house. This can only mean one thing ... I thought, grinning happily, not being able to contain my enthusiasm any longer.

We stepped in.

The lights clicked.

"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!"

I had the biggest smile on my face, both surprised and happy. Every pony in the room gasped once they saw me.

Pinkie Pie rushed up to me, pulling me into the middle of the room in Twilight's library, "Hi everypony! This is Andrew! Our very bestest, cooly-wooly human friend!" she exclaimed, bouncing.

"Hey everyone!" I exclaimed. Some ponies cheered.

"Hit it, DJ!" and all of the sudden ...

DJ PON-3 shouted, "WELCOME TO PONYVILLE! LET'S SPIN THIS!" and then she dropped the bass into a hardstyle dubstep melody.

I could see Lyra. I read one, only one fan fiction on her, and how she acted around humans. "Oh sh..." and she was standing right in front of me. "... it." I muttered. "H-hi ..." I was nervous from the look on her face. I backpedaled.

"You're a ..."

"AH-AH-AH. DON'T SAY IT." I demanded, hushing her.

"HEY! ANDREW! GET ON UP HERE!" DJ PON-3 shouted, gesturing me to come up, slowing the music down and lowering the volume.

I complied and quickly rushed up. Lyra had a look of disappointment on her face. "Thank god ..." I said under my breath. The musical unicorn levitated a microphone to me, which I grasped. "Hey everypony! ... As you all probably know, I'm Andrew. Call me Andy. It's pretty awesome to see all of you go out of your way just to celebrate my arrival, thanks Pinkie, thanks everyone. Have a good time!" I said, getting down, ponies smiling at me.

Pinkie swept in front of me, "WHO WANTS TO HUG ANDREW!" OH GOD, PINKIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?! I screamed in my head.

Ponies lit up at this, cheering. Two mares came over and gave me a firm hug, nuzzling me. "You're soo warm ..."

Oh god ...

Next hug. "Mmm ... Yeah I like those smooth, sexy hands all over my flank .."

OH GOD ... Wait ... FLANK!?!? The pony saying this magically forced my hands onto her flank. She was a unicorn.

Another hug, "You big handsome stallion ... I'll be waiting for you ..." Lyra chuckled.

"OH GOD!!!" I exclaimed. Just before I could flee, two other mares hugged me at once.

"He's so big and warm!"

Fuck. Me. And. My. Dirty. Fucking. Mind.

About nineteen hugs later, I was blushing like mad, and a rather half-intoxicated Twilight came up to me, "Mind if I get a hug?" she asked.

I nodded, and she wrapped her hooves around my waist, putting her head in an awkward position. "Oh god oh god oh god oh god ..." I muttered.

"SOMEPONY SPIKED THE PUNCH!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Oh you feel so warm ... Mmm ..." Twilight nuzzled my crotch, without knowing the full human anatomy.

"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK..." I blushed intensely. Practically everyone at the fucking party was half drunk! Jesus!

That was when Rainbow Dash walked up to me. She stood out from the crowd as an un-intoxicated Pegasus. She walked over to me. "Hey. You enjoying the hugs?"

"Not as much as the mares have. I swear to god I've never felt more awkward in my life!" I complained.

"What happened?" Dash asked.

"Put two and two together. Drunk ponies plus free hugs equals pitching a tent." I threw my hands over my head.

"I could help with that ..." Dash grinned evilly. "I said I'd repay you." she said.

"After the party, sure. I'm feeling kinda randy right now, but I can save for later." I grinned devilishly.

Dash immediately kissed me on the lips, hugging me.

"Oh! We got ourselves a couple! The freak and Rainbow Crash! How fitting!" three colts walked up to Dash and I and teased us.

"What did you just say?" I snapped, "It doesn't matter if you're a different FUCKING species. What matters is you love the person! How would you feel if I insulted you for going out with a different species? Is all you do is waste your life bitching about others' personal life and insulting them?" I had anger in my eyes. I was right in his face. "If you weren't a pony, the only thing holding you down would be six feet a' dirt by now." I glared angrily at him. "If you so much as to do as much as insult Rainbow Dash, so God help me, I will end you." I glared at him seriously enough that the three colts backed off, their pupils shrunk.

"Wow ... That was ... So nice of you!" Rainbow Dash looked up at me.

"Ah, they were being jackasses. I don't like to see you get insulted, you beautiful Pegasus." I complimented.

"You think I'm beautiful?" she gleamed and beamed at me.

"Very much so, Dash. I love the colors of your fur and mane, your eyes, and not to mention the way you moan." I elbowed Dash softly, causing her to laugh while blushing. "You're the only light in my dark heart."

Dash wrapped her hooves around me, and kissed me again. I held her, and again, her tongue snaked into my mouth, while I thrashed my tongue around in her mouth. We gasped for breath, "I love you." I said.

"I ... Love you too ..." Dash replied, looking me in the eyes.

* * * * * * * * * * *

The party came to a slow end. Me and Dash had a bit of punch. Dash was only a tiny bit out of it, not too much. I was the smallest bit tipsy. We had cake, cupcakes and muffins, and we made out a lot, that's for sure. I loved Dash and she loved me back. We walked out of the door of Twilight's house together, saying our thanks and goodbyes.

"Soo ..." Dash began, "Want to ..." she half-asked.

"I was skulking around AJ's house, and there's a guest room. We can have some fun in there." I said. AppleJack was heading back to the farm to work, since we were only there for two and a half hours.

* * * * * * * * * * *

I laid Dash onto the bed when we got there, thankfully nobody was there to intervene.

I smiled evilly, "Oh-ho-ho I'm gonna enjoy this ..." I said, stripping to my boxers. I hopped onto the bed too, and Dash got on top of me. She was hot already. "Mm. I like the way you get excited so quick, you sexy pony." I teased with a sultry look.

"Oh really?" she said, shaking her flank in the air slowly but attractively. "Let me rub you." she said, moving her body up and down on mine.

The friction felt good. Really good. My manhood began to rise, slowly, but steadily. It twitched whenever the blood rushed to my dick, and with Dash rubbing up and down my body, over my dick every time, I was moaning myself.

Soon, the rubbing stopped. Dash looked up at me, "Can I see it?" she asked, blushing. I nodded. She pulled herself down, and my cock snapped up into it's fully-erect state, even through my boxers. Dash's eyes widened, "You're pretty big ..." she said, lowering herself down. "Why is it white?" she asked. I laughed.

"That's not it, those are my boxers," I said, taking them off. My now exposed, hot, appendage was now throbbing under Rainbow Dash. She gasped.

"Now that's big!" she exclaimed. "I ... I actually never seen a ... You know." I understood what she meant, thank god, because if she saw a 3 ft. long hose of a stallion, Beeaaaauuurrrowww.. PLLOOOSH. There would go my chances of getting that sexy cyan flank.

Dash's breath ran down my cock's underside, her maw open and ready to take in my dick. "Can I ..." she asked, looking back to me again. I nodded, and she stuck her tongue out, licking the base of my cock, moving up slowly. I was massaging her soft yet toned flank all the while, relishing the feelings of the Pegasus' tongue running along my taint.

She opened her maw, and began to suck on the tip. She did this for a bit, then moved down my length a bit, taking in two inches, surpassing the head and the ridge of my foreskin. She moved her head up and down slowly, but picked up the pace, increasing the tempo. Her saliva was warm and perfect, the blowjob I was receiving felt very good. Dash popped me out of her mouth, and crawled on top of me. My pulsating and dampened cock remained warm under Dash's love.

"Could you ..?" she asked, looking down. I began teasing her by rubbing my flared cockhead along the tight but moist slit of her love. Dash moaned and blushed harder than she ever had before, and began pressing down. "Put it in, put it in!" she demanded out of pure lust.

I did as told, but flipped Dash around onto her back. I wasn't going to be the sub, because Dash would have to move more if she was dominant, and since she's a virgin ... That would suck for her. I remained as I did, teasing her. She begged again and again, and I finally complied, pushing forward into the well-naturally-lubricated but fresh love of Dash, the moist walls yielding some of my length, small contractions warping around my erect cock, making me moan. Dash cringed at the first-time pain, biting her lip. We remained at a standby, until Dash said, "I ... I think it's okay." and I started slowly, thrusting forward, again, relishing the feelings. Dash moaned in both pain and pleasure as I increased the tempo, the walls of her love separating before my cock, allowing it more space. My wife is a little bitch compared to Dash, fuck her, Dash is better in bed than her already! I devilishly thought, picking up more speed, until I was almost to the hilt, making Dash moan in again, pain and pleasure, but her well-lubricated marehood made up for the pain. I kissed her on the lips, and resumed. I was pulled in by Dash, making our kiss deeper and more fulfilling. We moaned into each-other's mouths.

"Dash, I'm gonna cum ..." I said as I gasped for breath, reaching the hilt as I thrusted harder and faster, almost reaching my peak.

"Me too ..." Dash began to pant, along with me.

Dash came first, her vaginal walls contracting around me. I was drunk from pleasure and high off of the scent. "... CUMMING!" I yelled, as my back gave way, I pulled out. The pressure built up as I stroked myself. Dash slid down and swallowed the head of my dick, forcing me to cum in her mouth. I deposited a massive amount of spunk into her mouth, every drizzle and spurt being sucked up by Dash, swallowing my seed. I panted as she released me from her mouth.

"You're so tasty ..." Dash complimented out of her lust-filled stupor, swallowing the remains of my semen.

I panted, exhausted, cuddling up with Dash in the blanket. The door opened.

"What the hay?" AppleJack's voice came. "Dash! What the buck are you two ..." she gasped.

I was too drunk off of love and high off of lust to even notice her, along with Dash, who nuzzled into me, closing her eyes along with me, we both drifted to sleep.

"Oh ... Er ... Hehe ... Sorry ..." AppleJack closed the door, heading to her own bed.

My mind is full of fuck.

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