It wasn’t stalking. Really, it wasn’t! Nyx was just investigating why Diamond Tiara was swimming in her swimming pool. Sure, it was the middle of summer, and it was pretty hot out, but that’s what air conditioners were for! She wasn’t staring at Diamond Tiara’s wet body, or at her soaked mane that stuck to her forehead oh so adorably. She didn’t pay attention to the way Diamond Tiara lazily floated atop the water, sighing as she basked in the warm sunlight.

Nyx wiped away the bit of drool that was leaking from her mouth. She briefly wondered what it would be like to suck on Diamond Tiara’s wet mane. To drink water from it instead of a glass. Would it taste different? Would it taste like pomegranates soaked in golden leaves? Or would it taste like strawberry banana milkshakes? Those were the only two kinds of shampoo’s Nyx knew Diamond Tiara used. She knew because she was investigating, not stalking, Diamond Tiara.

Eventually Diamond Tiara had enough, and slowly swam out of the pool. Nyx’s body trembled as she watched Diamond Tiara dry herself off with a towel. The way she rubbed it against her body in circles, trying to dry her wet hair the best she could. An odd sense of jealousy overcame Nyx as she violently wished for the towel to die a slow, painful death.

Why can’t it be me?! Nyx screamed in her mind. She could dry Diamond Tiara off with her body! Not only that but her body heat could warm Diamond Tiara’s cold, shivering body. The two of them would lay by the fireplace, rubbing each other furiously as their tongues wrestled for dominance.

Nyx’s hoof wondered down into her sacred spot, gently rubbing it as she imagined what Diamond Tiara could possibly taste like. She often ate waffles for breakfast, so maybe her tongue would taste like syrup? Her saliva would no doubt be sticky. It would be difficult to swallow it all. Or was she thinking of something else?

“Ah, of course. The sticky saliva comes from the other mouth,” Nyx grunted, quickening the pace of rubbing her other mouth. She bit her lip as her tummy grew even warmer, feeling something build up. She threw her face to the ground, muffling her scream as a wave of pleasure came to her like never before.

Gasping for breath, she looked up, feeling thankful that Diamond Tiara didn’t seem to notice her. She watched as the wannabe princess made her way indoors. A low growl escaped her lips as she plotted her next move.

Under the cover of darkness, Nyx was able to sneak into the Rich household and made her way to Diamond Tiara’s room. Her heart was pounding as she slowly opened the door that lead to her one desire. She slowly trotted over to the bed, finding a sleeping Diamond Tiara, snoring loudly as she dreamed of...whatever it was that she dreamed of, Nyx wasn’t sure.

“So adorable,” Nyx squee’d to herself, as she gently poked Diamond Tiara’s cheek. She licked her lips in anticipation and slowly removed Diamond Tiara’s blanket. Her lips quivered as Diamond Tiara’s unconscious body lay before her. For a moment she felt dirty. How could she take advantage of an unconscious pony?

“Oh well,” Nyx said with a shrug. She raised her hoof into the air and slapped Diamond Tiara across the face, waking her up instantly.

“Who’s there?!” she shouted angrily. She then turned to Nyx with a glare. “Oh great! You’re doing this again?!”

Nyx smiled coyly. “But of course,” she whispered as she crawled on top of Diamond Tiara, straddling her hips. “How could I ever resist coming for you?” Nyx asked as she licked her lips, causing Diamond Tiara to roll her eyes.

“You are such a freak,” Diamond Tiara said as she pulled Nyx down towards herself. “But at least you’re my freak!” And with that Diamond Tiara forced her lips unto Nyx’s, shoving her tongue forcefully into the moaning mare's mouth. Their tongues wrestling for dominance as-

“No.”

-they tried to prove who was the better-

“Stop.”

Wait, this is the good par-

“SWEETIE BELLE!!!”

“Oh come on!” Sweetie screamed as Diamond Tiara snatched her manuscript away. “Diamond Tiara, you two deserve each other! Can’t you see it?” Sweetie asked as she glared at Diamond Tiara, who was rolling up the manuscript.

“No!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she slapped Sweetie with the rolled up manuscript. “You are going to stop writing fanfics about us this instant!”

“But I don’t wanna!” Sweetie whined, earning a growl from Diamond Tiara.

“Sweetie Belle, I’m going to kill-” Diamond Tiara was cut off as Nyx hugged her from behind.

“Oh, my sweet, spunky Diamond Tiara! There is no need to hide our love!” Nyx declared as she peppered Diamond Tiara’s neck in kisses.

“FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON’T LOVE YOU!” Diamond Tiara yelled as she grabbed Nyx’s hoof and threw her over the shoulder. “For the love of Celestia, WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYPONY?!”

“I know you hurt because you love!” Nyx screamed as she quickly got back up. “Even Sweetie knows we’re an OTP!”

“OTP! OTP! OTP!” Sweetie and Nyx began chanting, causing Diamond Tiara to grind her teeth in frustration.

“Why is this happening to me?” Diamond Tiara asked as she looked into the heavens. Sadly, she got no answer, so she decided to simply get a milkshake.

“Diamond Tiara!” Nyx called out as she chased after Diamond. “Sweetie just gave me an awesome idea! We should totally reenact her story! Wouldn’t that be awesome?”

Or perhaps she would buy a ticket to the Crystal Empire. Who knows, maybe she could convince the princess of love that she was her long lost daughter? Honestly, she would try anything to get away from Nyx at this point. All she had to do was get some mane dye and everything would be perfect.

The End.