Digi and Tom both were sweating after their heating and quite intense rap battle. They both then looked at me.

"Well?" they said in unison, "Who won?"

"Uhhh..." I stammered, "I don't know...", Pinkie suddenly handed me a paper to read off of I assumed. "Um... They haven't decided..."

"Who hasn't", said Tommy.

"I'll explain when the voting is done...", I said, still reading off the paper.

"Whatever you know what Tom it doesn't matter we have our differences, but that doesn't mean we can't still be friends. Lets go do a collab!"

"Yeah!"

Then they both rushed out of the store. I stared hoping that "collab" meant a YouTube project and not... something else. I then realized that there was still a giant crowd surrounding us. They seemed to have lost interest though. Some were starting to leave the store. A loud crash made everyone's head turn though.

I turned to see to ponies, a white pegasus with a bright blue mane and a Navy Blue unicorn with a mixed blue mane, both on the ground. They groaned as they got up.

"Has anyone seen Tom?", the unicorn shouted.

"You just missed him", replied Pinkie.

"Dangit Paleo! This is all your fault! How are we gonna do Brony Breakdown without Tom", accused the pegasus

"My fault? I you hadn't stopped for nachos we would be here on time Saber!"

"Suuuurre... mister bathroom break!"

They then started bickering at each other and I couldn't even understand them. Pinkie then leaned in and whispered to me. "Tom was always the mediator between them. If you think analysis bronies are bad you should see their podcast..."

Then as if by cue they both approached the two, already set-up, mics. Then another piece of paper appeared before me. My stomach rumbled for the lack of milkshake in it. Whatever what do I have to lose? So I read.

BRONY RAP BATTLES OF THE INTERNET!

Saberspark

VS

PaleoSteno

BEGIN

I'm a princess, bitch! You're a geek with glasses

Getting famous by kissing other's asses

Stop. And let me educate  you

Your work: it simply stinks, pee-yoo!

I'm making money while you vlog about stuff

I got a job while you complain your life's rough

I'll make you cry without a sound

This is gonna be a real Brony Breakdown

I just destroyed in only 2 stanzas

In my free time- I MURDER PANDAS!!!

Is that the best you got for me Saber?

Cause you just sparked an anger that won't end in your favor

Everypone knows you goofy buffoon

Just like they know that your gonna lose

You lost their respect when you rolled on the floor

Your nothing more than a sore whore boar, bore

You may have told a pretty good ballad

But that's invalid, if you can't stomach a salad

That's a little harsh for you there, kid?

You're still trying to make it on Youtube, I already did!

You are a silly little runt with no purpose

About as meaningful as a flank ridden porpoise

Insulting a cutie mark is low to be frank

Especially when your own flank is blank

You say you're so good when dealing with haters

How? If you can't stop stuffing your face with taters?

More fat jokes? You're a one trick pony.

Any fame you've gained is all phony!

The truth is I'm the genious behind the scenes

I'm the true lord of the world of bronies!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

BRONY RAP BATTLES OF THE INTERNET!