The next morning, I've awoken from my sleep as I laid upon Fluttershy's couch. I then looked down at Andrew--who was sleeping on the floor. As I started to get a closer look at him, I noticed that his face was drawn on! He had girly eyelashes and black lipstick; I chuckled a bit because I thought that was kinda funny. I then turned my attention to Jonathan--who was sleeping near a corner. He and Andrew both knew that they were going to sleep on the floor, but there was no way that Jonathan was ever going to sleep next to Andrew again. Not ever since that whole hickey incident. Anyway, I looked upon Jonathan's face as well, and what a surprise, his face was drawn on as well! He had a big unibrow and on his forehead was the word: LOSER!

I also chuckled at this; I don't know who did this, but they sure do have a great sense of humor. Maybe I did this in my sleep. You know, sleep pranking. Or maybe it was Fluttershy. Maybe she was a bit of a prankster, and she didn't want anyone to know. Anyway, I got off the couch and I went straight to the bathroom.

When I looked at my reflection, I've discovered--to my absolute horror--that I too have been drawn on! Mine wasn't as worse as the guys, though; it was just a curly french moustache and goatee. But depsite that, I still had a bad reaction towards it. "What the fuck?!"

This of course caused the guys to wake up; as they dashed into the bathroom, Jonathan was like, "Hey Jeffrie, what's with the wake-up call?" When he saw my face he was then like, "What the Hell?"

Andrew was then like, "Let me guess: you were tired of waiting for actual facial hair to grow, so you decided to draw some instead."

They started to laugh of course, but I ended up getting the last laugh when I said, "Yeah, well at least I'm not a freak who wears make-up or a LOSER with a unibrow."

When I showed them their reflections, Jonathan was like, "Oh God I look hideous!" while Andrew was like, "When I get my hands on the son of a bitch who did this to us, he's so going to regret it!"

We then started to hear someone laughing; we turned around and realized that it was only Angel...with a sharpie in his paws! As we were looking down upon the little Hellspawn of Bugs Bunny, I said to him, "So you're the son of a bitch who drew on our faces!" and Jonathan said, "You're so dead!" and Andrew added, "Nobody makes us look stupid and gets away with it!" Angel's laughing then slowly came to a stop, and the look on his face went from one of delight to fright. We were silent for awhile, and then I blurted out, "GET HIM!" then next thing you know, me and the guys jumped right at him and started to chase him all over Fluttershy's cottage.

We nearly had smashed just about everything just so we could get our hands on that little furry bastard. But I was still able to catch him, nonetheless. As I held that fluffy demon within my grasp, Jonathan said, "So what are we gonna do to him?"

I thought for awhile and then I said, "I know what we can do to him." I then took the sharpie from his paws, and I plan on giving him a taste of his own medicine. "Let's see how cute you'll look when I make you look like a gremlin." But that however had to wait; because as I was about to draw on Angel's face, I heard Fluttershy coming down the stairs.

If she were to see me doing something bad to her pet rabbit, she might think of me in a bad way--kinda like how Rarity is right now. And I for some strange reason want to see to it that she thinks of me in a good way. So I quickly got rid of the sharpie, picked up a towel and cleaned my face, and then I gave the towel to the guys so that they would clean their faces. But what was I to do with Angel, you might ask? Well I certainly wasn't going to let that little furry bastard go, if that's what you're thinking--I went through an awful lot of trouble just to catch him for Christ's sake! So I decided to just hide him behind my back, with my hand over his face--so that way he doesn't make a sound.

When Fluttershy finally came down the stairs, she saw all three of us just standing there and she said, "My, you three are up early!"

I then said, "Well that's who we are; just a couple of early risers." While I was saying this, Angel started to struggle. So I made my grip tighter.

Fluttershy then said, "Well, I guess you three should start packing your things. I'll just get myself ready to take you all over to Sugarcube Corner."

When she went back up the stairs, Angel had slipped his way out of my grasp. As he was hopping away however, I said to him, "Where you going, Thumper? Aren't you forgetting this?" in my hand I held his little, fluffy, cotton tail! Angel looked behind himself and realized that I had ripped his tail off! He then came towards me and he started to hop up and down while he made some kind of weird, whiny sound. I then said to him, "What's that, you want it back?" he then began to nod his head very rapidly. "OK, I guess you can have it back." But right when I was about to give it to him, I raised my arm up and said, "Although of course it's all the way up here." This is a little something that I like to do call "the teasing game". It's when I'm about to give something to someone but then I jerk it away before he could grab it. I used to play this game a lot when I was in middle school. And now I'm going to play it with Angel.

I would lower my arm a bit, and right when Angel hops up, I raise it back up. As I kept on doing this, I was saying stuff like, "Over here Angel, don't you want it? I thought you want it. Come on, you almost got it." Then as he hopped up again, I quickly grabbed him with my other hand! With my thumb, I opened his mouth and shoved his tail right into it. I then said to him, "Let this be a warning to you, fluffy. Don't you ever fuck with me again. You got that you little furry bastard?!" Angel then nodded his head in a very intimidated manner. I then let go of him and just watched him scurry away with that cotton tail of his in his mouth. Maybe next time he'll think twice before fucking with me again, I thought to myself.

A couple of minutes later, Fluttershy had taken us to this Sugarcube Corner place. She knocked on the door and we waited awhile for someone to answer it. While the guys were looking at their reflections on their cellphones, I thought that now might be a good time to start a conversation with Fluttershy--you know, to see if she was thinking of me in a good way. But as I was about to say something, she says, "You didn't have to apologize again."

I was like, "Say what?"

"Your apology," she clarified, "I accepted it the first time."

"Oh, uh...thanks." I looked away from her, then next thing you know, the memories of me shouting at her and making her cry started to come back to me. As these thoughts started to sneak back into my head, I started to tear up a little.

Fluttershy noticed this and said, "What's wrong?"

I then said to her tearfully, "I was just remembering yesterday when I raised my voice at you. When I saw you crying, it was making a bit of me feel like crying as well. I don't know why I'm like this, but I'm guessing it's because I just can't handle seeing somebody feel hurt. Especially when it's someone like you. If I had known about all the horrible things you were having to go through, I wouldn't have raised my voice at you. But now..." I couldn't say anything else at this point, because I finally couldn't hold back my tears any longer and I just covered my mouth with my hand to block out the sound of my sobbing.

Fluttershy then patted me on the shoulder and said, "There, there, it's OK. You didn't mean to hurt my feelings. I know that you might act like a bit of a meanie now and then, but I'm sure that deep inside you must be a real sweetie."

"You think so?" I said as my waterworks finally started to die down a bit.

"Of course I do," Fluttershy assured me, "I am the one who represents the Element of Kindness after all. Besides, we are friends, right?"

Right when I was about to answer her question, the door suddenly blasted out with confetti and out of the door came Pinkie Pie. She had a party hat on her head and she was blowing a noise-maker. She then put party hats on me and the guys, then next thing you know she starts to sing some sort of welcome song to us.

After she finished singing, me and the guys took the party hats off our heads and then she just came right up to our faces and said, "Well it's about time you three showed up! I was beginning to think that you three would never come to my place! Because when Twilight said that I was going to be the last one that you'll visit, I was like," she then made a deep gasp. "And I was like that because I really, really, wanted to see you guys again! Because I never got to throw you guys a party, and I always like throwing parties for my new friends! But not as much as I like making new friends, eating cupcakes, singing songs, giving hugs, and seeing my friends smile! Ooh, did I also mention that I like...?!"

Oh my God, does that pony ever shut the fuck up?! Man, and I thought Rainbow Dash was annoying; at least she doesn't just talk non-stop! All that I was hearing out of Pinkie Pie was, "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!" I swear if I had to listen to her talk any longer, I was going to shoot myself in the head just so I wouldn't have to listen to the sound of her speaking again! Anyway, as Pinkie Pie continued to blabber us to death, we all stepped inside her place and oh my God, are there not any doors that aren't so damn small?! In fact, I'm just gonna go out on a limb that every single door in this world is about the size of Yoda. Anyway, when we were inside of Sugarcube Corner, that's when I noticed a cannon. "Is that a cannon?" I asked.

Pinkie Pie then stopped talking about whatever the Hell it was that she was talking about and said, "It's not just a cannon, silly! This is my party cannon! How did you think all of that confetti came out of the door?" A party cannon; next she'll tell us that she has a party bazooka or a party flame-thrower--or a party tank for that matter.

As Pinkie went to put her party cannon away, the guys were drooling over the delicious sweets that were being put on display. And while they were doing that, I turned back to Fluttershy and next thing you know, she hugs me again! As she grasped her hooves around me, she whispered, "Promise me you'll stay."

Since I may not see her again, I figured that the nice thing to do was to hug her back--since I didn't hug her back the first time. And after that little random act of kindness, she let go of me and went back to her cottage.

After I closed the door that Fluttershy walked out of, Pinkie immediately came back with two other ponies; one was yellow with orange hair and the other was light blue with pink hair. She then said, "Jeffrie, Jonathan, Andrew, meet Mr. and Mrs. Cake; they own Sugarcube Corner."

Mr. Cake shook each of our hands and said, "How you do."

Then Mrs. Cake shook each of our hands and said, "So you're the ones who fell out of the sky?"

"E'yup," I said in my Big Mac impersonation, "and you two must be Pinkie's parents."

They both started to laugh, and then Mr. Cake said, "No, no, it's not like that." And Mrs. Cake added, "Pinkie just works for us; we just let her stay here since she doesn't have anywhere else to live."

"I'll be more than glad to show you three my room, if you want?!" before we could give her an answer, she just pushes us right up the stairs and took us to her room. "This is where I'm sleeping," she pointed at her bed, "and this is where you'll sleep!" she then pointed at an area that consisted of a couch, a chair, and a rug. On the rug stood a little aligator; Pinkie Pie picked him up and said, "This is my pet aligator, Gummy!"

"Why is he called that?" asked Jonathan.

Then Pinkie Pie told him, "Because he doesn't have any teeth, see!" Gummy then started to bite him, but it didn't hurt him. But despite the fact that Gummy's bites were painless, Jonathan still freaked out and started to perform another one of his drama king acts.

When he fell to the ground, I picked Gummy up and said, "Relax, Jonathan, she said so herself that he doesn't have any teeth." And then Gummy started to gnaw on my head.

Pinkie was like, "Aww, he likes you." Apparently everybodys' pets--except for Angel--has some kind of liking towards me. She then said, "Well, I'm gonna go down the stairs and get everything ready. You guys just hang back until I call you down." And then she went down the stairs.

While we were relaxing, Andrew said, "What do you suppose she's getting ready for?"

"I don't care," I stated bluntly. "I'm just glad that after today, we are out of here."

Jonathan was then like, "Yeah, I don't really know what could possibly make us want to stay."

Then Andrew said, "Who knows, maybe they're secretly making something that might make us stay here."

"Oh please," I doubted, "what could these ponies possibly make that'll...?" I stopped at mid-sentence when I seem to have notice something weird about Andrew. When he blinked, there seemed to have been something on his eye-lids. "Hey Andrew, close your eyes." When he did just that, I then saw little words that Angel had written on him. One eye-lid said: I'M A. And the other eye-lid said: DUFUS. I took a picture of this on my cellphone and I showed it to Andrew, "Hey Andrew, looks like Angel had written a little message on your eye-lids."

When he saw the picture, he was like, "I really hate that rabbit." Don't we all? I thought to myself. Anyway, when Andrew went to the bathroom to wash that shit off of his eye-lids, Jonathan said, "Hey Jeffrie, see if I have anything written on my eye-lids."

He closed his eyes; I looked and saw nothing. "Nope, you're good. Now see if I have anything written on mine."

I then closed my eyes; he looked and saw nothing. "Nope, you're good too. I wonder why he only did Andrew?"

"I don't know," I said, "maybe it's because he's so easy to prank; we made him wear a dress for Christs' sake." He and I chuckled a bit, but then he suddenly changed the subject.

"By the way, how was it like kissing Fluttershy?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't act like you don't know, I saw you two hugging each other."

"Well yeah, we were just saying goodbye."

"Was that all, Jeffrie? You positively sure that you two didn't kiss eachother goodbye as well?" he then started to pretend he was French kissing someone and he did an impersonation of Fluttershy, "Oh, Jeffrie, don't stop. I've been a bad girl and I must be punished. Say that I'm dirty." But I was able to put an end to this bullshit when I gave him a big punch to the nose! He then said to me as he moaned in pain, "Why did you do that?"

"Because I felt like it," I said. "Also, don't you ever speak of Fluttershy that way again!"

"This, coming from the guy who's done nothing but been a complete ass to everyone, even his own friends, for the past six days?!"

"That's different; you and everyone else are non-sensitive and can handle a little abuse. Fluttershy however is very sensitive and can't handle any abuse at all. Weren't you even listening to all that stuff she said about her getting picked on? She clearly has never been treated like the lovely, kind-hearted lady that she is. So it's only fair that we treat her as gently and kind as possible."

"Yeah, I smell bullshit."

"Is that so? If your nose isn't working right I can be more than happy to give it another punch." Jonathan then flinched as he said, "OK, OK, I won't say anything bad about your girlfriend."

"She's not my girlfriend!"

"Right, and Adam Sandler's still funny."

When Andrew had finally came out of the bathroom after getting the little message off his eye-lids, we heard Pinkie Pie cry out, "OK guys, you can come down now!"

So we all went down the stairs. When we had reached the bottom of this place, we noticed that the room was pretty dark.

"Jeffrie."

"Yes, Andrew."

"Why is it so dark in here?"

"I don't know."

"Maybe they're planning on taking our kidneys," Jonathan suggested.

"I kinda doubt that Pinkie is the bloodthirsty type," I commented.

Then out of nowhere the lights flashed back on and a big crowd of ponies shouted, "Surprise!"

Me and the guys just stood there as if we had been frozen or some shit like that. Pinkie Pie then comes bouncing towards us and says, "So, what do you think?"

Jonathan was like, "What's with all the ponies?"

Then Pinkie told him, "They're here to attend your welcome party of course!"

"Our welcome party?" asked Jonathan.

"Well yeah," said Pinkie, "I did mention that I love throwing parties for my new friends, didn't I? And besides, this could be a good way for you guys to meet the other ponies of Ponyville as well."

That's right, before we could kiss this Hell-hole goodbye, we had to meet every single pony here. Not just the ones whose places we had to stay at, oh no, we also have to meet the whole entire town! I'm not really sure on how many stages of Hell Dante had to go through, but I'm pretty sure that this must've been the last one. Anyway, throughout the party, me and the guys just stood next to the punch table. Jonathan and Andrew were drinking the punch, while I was chugging down about eight cans of coke. As we were just hanging back, we saw nearly an entire collection of ponies. There was a light green unicorn with a light green mane, a yellowish earth pony with a pink and dark blue mane, a white unicorn with a pink mane, even a yellow unicorn with a light blue mane. Man, that's a lot of ponies, I thought to myself.

As we continued to people watch--or pony watch (which would be the more appropiate term)--, a cross-eyed grey pegasus with a yellow mane was flying very clumsily towards us. "Hey," said the cross-eyed pegasus (who spoke in a very suspiciously mentally disabled manner), "you must be the guys who fell out of the sky. I'm Derpy Hooves, but my friends call me Derpy for short."

"Derpy?" said Jonathan. "Your name is Derpy?"

"Yep."

"You sure it's not Dopey?"

"No, that's my brother's name; in fact, he's over there with Bulk Biceps." She then waved to some male version of herself, and then he waved back and said, "Hey sis!"

I then said to her, "So...what exactly did you want to talk to us about?"

"Oh that's right," Derpy remembered, "I just wanted to welcome you guys to Ponyville. But I'm sure that you might like Cloudsdale even more."

"What's Cloudsdale?" I asked.

"It's where all the pegasi live."

Andrew then asked her, "So what do you do here?"

"I deliver things."

"You're a mail-man?"

"Well technically I'm more of a mail-pony, but I'm very good at delivering things. If you ever need something to be delivered, you can count on me. Although, I have been known to lose some packages, and give them to the wrong ponies; in fact, sometimes I like to look into other ponies' mail to see what it is they're sending. Well it was nice talking to you three, now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go get that next batch of muffins before my brother does." When she flew towards the plate of muffins, she and her brother crashed into each other and caused a big mess.

Jonathan then said, "OK, am I the only who thinks that she might be mentally challenged?"

"I'm not so sure," Andrew wasn't convinced. "Maybe she's one of them method actors whose trying extremely hard to become the role."

"No, she can't be pretending," I said.

"Why's that?" asked Andrew.

"Because if she was acting, she would know that she should never go full-retard."

"Well I doubt that she's seen Tropic Thunder, so she probably wouldn't know about that golden rule."

"Derpy, Dopey," said Jonathan, "next thing you know she's going to say that she has an out of town cousin named Simple Jack."

Andrew then brought up, "Hey guys, do you see that light greenish unicorn over there?"

"Yeah," I said, "what about her?"

"She's been staring at us for quite awhile."

"You serious?!" asked Jonathan.

"Yeah, it's like she's just waiting for us to lay our guard down."

As we kept our eyes on that unicorn, something tapped me on the shoulder and it made me freak out--including the guys. That something just turned out to be another pony; this one was some sort of combination of red and purple, and she had a pink mane. She said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I startle you?"

"No," I said to her sarcastically, "I was just practicing my Jedi reflexes."

She looked at me with a confused expression and said, "OK, um...anyway allow me to introduce myself." She then shook each of our hands as she said, "I'm Cheerilee, and I'm the school teacher of Ponyville." A school teacher; who would've thought that after graduating we would be seeing school teachers again? Anyway, she then asked us, "So, are you three currently in school?"

"No," Andrew quickly corrected her, "we actually just graduated a few days ago."

"Really?" said Cheerilee. "From what school?"

"MacArthur High school."

"I guess you three must be very smart."

"Well we certainly wouldn't have graduated if we weren't smart," Jonathan retorted.

After that smart aleck, and yet very clever one-liner, Cheerilee then said, "Anyway, I was thinking that since you three are going to stay, I figured that you might come to my class one day and tell my students about your world."

"Whoa, hold your horses!" I said while also chuckling at the clever horse pun. "First of all, Cheerilee, the whole point of graduating is to never go back to school. And second of all, who said we were staying? I never said that; did you two say that?"

"Nope," said Jonathan and Andrew.

Cheerilee then said, "Well I just assume that this party that Pinkie's throwing meant that you were staying."

"Oh no," I said, "we are not staying in this Godforsaken place for another second. We just have to go through today, and then we're out of here, for good!"

Cheerilee then had a disappointed look on her face and said, "Well, I hope you three have enjoyed your stay." And as she walked away from us, I thought to myself, if her name's Cheerilee then why doesn't she look cheerful?

"Oh God," groaned Jonathan.

"What is it this time?" I asked him.

Then he told me, "That unicorn is still staring at us." Me and Andrew looked over and saw that the unicorn was--believe it or not--still staring at us. "Why is she doing this?" I said. Then Andrew said, "I don't know man, but I don't like the way she's looking at us."

As we were watching that unicorn, someone said to us, "Excuse me." This spooked us, but we were relieved to see that it was just a tanish earth pony with gray hair and glasses. The earth pony shook each of our hands and said, "How you do, gentlemen. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Mayor of Ponyville."

Great, just what we need, a pony politican, I thought to myself. I then said to the Mayor, "What do you want?"

Then the Mayor said, "I was just wondering if you and your company are enjoying Ponyville."

I then told her, "If having to live in Pony Hell for six days is your idea of enjoyment, then by all means, yes."

The Mayor then had a scared expression on her face and was like, "OK, um...toodles!" and with that said she just bolted right out of the door and ran far away from here as possible.

Andrew then said, "Dude, I think you just creeped her out."

To this I said, "Tell me something I don't know."

"Well that unicorn over there is still staring at us."

When he had mentioned this, Jonathan couldn't take it any longer, and it resulted in him shouting at the unicorn, "Will you stop staring at us?!"

Everyone in the room then stopped to stare at us, but the unicorn turned to her friend and said, "Oh my gosh, Bon-Bon, they talked to me! They actually talked to me!" she then let out a high-pitched, girly squeal.

Her friend then said to her, "I can see that, Lyra. Everypony saw it."

A few minutes later, all the ponies stopped staring at us and went back to what they were doing before. But that still didn't stop them from walking up to us and having brief conversations that we're sure to forget. For example, after everyone stopped staring at us, someone had tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw that it was a white unicorn with blue hair and sunglasses, and alongside her was a grey earth pony with black hair. The unicorn said, "Sorry to interrupt, but is your friend OK?"

I then told her, "Yeah, he was just rehearsing for a play."

The grey pony then said, "Really, what's it called?"

"I believe that it's called 'The Drama King And I'."

"Will you stop calling me a drama king?!" cried Jonathan.

I then turned to him and said, "Hey, save that attitude for when you're begging Hollywood to give you an Oscar."

The white unicorn then said, "Anyway, my name's DJ Pon-3."

Andrew was like, "Is that your real name?"

The grey pony then said, "No, that's just her stage name; her real name is Vinyl Scratch. I'm Octavia, by the way."

"So...are you two friends or sisters or...?" I asked.

Vinyl then told me, "Actually, me and Octi are just roommates."

"You two live together?" asked Jonathan.

Octavia sighed and said, "I'm afraid so."

Vinyl then said to us, "Anyway, if you three are having another party, and are in need of a DJ that can make some awesome wubs, then I'm the pony you need. See ya!" when she'd walked away, Octavia said to us, "But if you three are in more need of music that's less loud or booming, then I suggest you call me, instead. Ta-ta." And then she left.

"Excuse me," me and the guys looked down and saw that it was that unicorn who was staring at us.

Jonathan was like, "Oh my God, what do you want from us?!"

"I was just wondering if I could have one of your autographs?" she then levitated a blank piece of paper and a pen with her unicorn magic.

"You want an autograph?" said Jonathan. "OK, I'll give you an autograph." He then took the piece of paper and pen into his hands, and in big, bold letters he wrote: PISS OFF!

When he handed it over to her, she ran to her friend as she was squealing like a Justin Beiber fangirl. "Oh my gosh, Bon-Bon, I got one of their autographs!"

Her friend looked at the sheet of paper and said, "Lyra, this isn't an autograph; this is an angry letter."

"You mean his name isn't Piss Off?" her friend then facepalmed herself, "What? He kinda looks like a Piss Off when you look at him."

OK, back to us now. After Jonathan had given that unicorn his "autograph", another unicorn walked up to us. This unicorn was blue and had blue and white hair. Before she could say anything, Jonathan had rudely said to her, "If you want an autograph, piss off!"

I slugged him in the arm and I said to the unicorn, "Sorry about my friend, he just tends to be a bit of a shit now and then. And you are?"

I then extended my hand out to her. She shook it and said, "I'm Minuette--though someponies call me Colgate; I'm the dentist in Ponyville."

The second she mentioned dentist, I immediatley took my hand from her hoof and was like, "OK, conversation over."

"You got something against dentist?" asked Minuette.

"It's not that I have anything against them," I said, "It's just that I don't like being near them."

She took a long look at me and said, "Open your mouth."

"Why?"

"Just do it." I opened my mouth a bit, but that didn't seem to please her. "Wider."

"This is as wide as it goes." Then without even warning me, she just starts stretching my mouth with her unicorn magic--and boy did it hurt! I swear, she was pulling my lips so far that I felt as if my whole entire face was going to be ripped off! But when she finally let go of my lips, I was like, "What the fuck, lady?! You trying to pull me apart?!"

"Nevermind that," Minuette dismissed my outburst, "it's your teeth you should worry about! After all my years of being a dentist, I've never seen teeth so crooked before. Have you even heard of braces?"

"Yes," I said, "and there's no way that I will ever have that stuff in my teeth."

"But braces help straighten your teeth."

"And they make you talk funny; and I wasn't going to let everyone make fun of the way I talk all throughout high school."

"So what if they make you talk a bit funny? I wore braces in high school, and now my teeth are perfect." She then grinned so she could show off her "perfect teeth."

She was hoping for me to be impressed by them, but I instead told her, "Yeah, but was it worth those four, long, painful years of everybody teasing you and never wanting to speak to you? I don't think so."

"Well you won't be talking that way the second your teeth start to decay. In fact, do any of you even brush your teeth?"

We were each silent for awhile, then Andrew confessed, "We didn't bring our toothbrushes."

This shocked her of course, but she said to us, "Well it's a good thing I bring toothbrushes with me wherever I go."

As she gave each of us toothbrushes, I tossed mine aside and said, "Yeah, I won't be needing that."

"Well how else are you going to brush your teeth?" asked Minuette.

"I'm not."

This caused her to actually let out a shocked gasp and say, "But you must!"

"What's the point?" I said. "They're just going to get dirty again."

"He does have a point there," Jonathan admitted.

"Well if you're not going to take care of your teeth, then I'll do it for you. I'll set up an appointment for you at..."

"An appointment? Missy, I'm not sure that you're aware of this but we're not staying here! So that would make your appointment, useless! So why don't you go give an appointment to someone who actually cares? You know, like my butt; because he's the only one who gives a crap!"

This caused her to have that offended look that Rarity would make and then she said, "Fine, but don't come crawling back to me when all your teeth fall out!" and with that said, she turned her back and walked away.

Jonathan then said to me, "I think you might've over did it a bit."

"Oh she's just mad because she's not a real doctor," I said. "And I should know, I've seen all three Hangover movies."

Andrew then whispered to Jonathan, "This is the same guy who apologized to Fluttershy, right?"

And to this Jonathan responds, "I don't even know who he is anymore."

Then the most strangest thing happened, that weird unicorn walked right up to us again, and she told her friend, "OK, Bon-Bon, now take my picture with these humans." When her friend had snapped the picture, the unicorn just swipes it right out of the camera and was like, "Yes, now I have all the proof I need! Now I just need to go to the university and show them that humans really do exist!" and then she bolted out the door like The Flash.

Her friend then turned to us and said, "I'm sorry about all this; it's just that my friend has this strange obsession over humans."

"What do you mean she's obsessed?" asked Jonathan.

"Well believe it or not, she's been studying about humans all her life. She even dreams about being one herself one of these days. Of course everypony thought she was crazy, but when she shows them all that proof, they're so not going to hear the end of it. Well I best be going. Oh and welcome to Ponyville."

After that awkward conversation, Andrew was like, "Wow, who would've thought that somebody in this world was studying us?" me and Jonathan didn't have anything to say to that.

Up to this point, my legs were feeling a little achy and were in need of some exercise. My answer came in the form of the front door being left opened again. "My God, don't any of these ponies bother to close their doors?!" after taking care of that little business, I walked back to the guys and we just laid back and continued on with the party.