The next couple of hours later, the party was finally coming to an end and it was now night time. As we were about to go to sleep, me and the guys were fidgeting with excitement for what's about to come the next day. But our excitement had suddenly gone away from us the second Pinkie Pie had entered the room. "Today sure was a funday, wasn't it?"

"No, that won't be until tomorrow," I declared.

"That's right," cried Pinkie, "I almost forgot that tomorrow will be the day when me and my friends...!" she then just suddenly stopped in mid-sentence.

Jonathan said, "You and your friends will do what tomorrow?"

Pinkie then said, "Nevermind, goodnight!"

"What, no goodnight hug?" I asked sarcastically.

"You want one?!" Pinkie perked her head up.

I then told her, "No, I was just being sarcastic." And with that said I laid my head upon the soft cushions of the couch, Jonathan rested himself on the fine leather of the chair, Andrew lied facefirst on the itching wool of the rug, and then we all fell asleep.

When the sun had arise the next day, I stretched myself as I began to rise as well. The day that we've been waiting for has finally arrived; today's the day we finally leave Ponyville! I was about to wake up the guys, but right when I was about to do that, I saw Andrew doing the most fucked-up thing in the history of fucked-up things! I tapped Jonathan on the shoulder and said, "Hey Jonathan, get a load of Andrew."

When he got a good look at Andrew, he and I both began to chuckle a bit. If you thought Andrew sucking his thumb was funny, then it's nothing compared to him making out with Gummy! This was more fucked-up then Jack Nicholson making out with that old woman in The Shining. After we had taken pictures of this on our cellphones, we then tried to wake him up. But apparently he was a sound sleeper; because nothing that we did seemed to have any effect on him. That is until Jonathan said, "I know what'll wake him up." He sticked his finger into his mouth, and when he pulled that sucker out he stuck it right into Andrew's ear and gave him a wet willy!

This caused Andrew to get up and say in a muffled up voice, "Who the fuck gave me a wet willy?!" he then realized that we were staring at him, "What're you looking at?" I was then pointing at my nose--meaning that I was telling him to look at his nose. And when he did look at his nose, he started to scream like a little girl as he tried to remove Gummy from his face. When he did get him off, he was like, "What the fuck is he doing on my face?!"

"I don't know," I said, "maybe it was because you were making out with him."

"What?!" cried Andrew.

"Oh yeah, Andrew," said Jonathan, "you were smacking lips with an aligator. Speaking of which," he then took out his cellphone and showed Andrew the picture right up to his face and said, "Oh Andrew, give me a kiss!"

With that said, Andrew immediatley rushed into the bathroom and he commenced to getting the taste of aligator saliva out of his mouth--now he must know how I felt when I accidently smacked lips with Rainbow Dash. When Andrew came back out, he said to me, "You did this, didn't you?"

"Oh no," I said, "it's on you, Andrew; you're the one who kissed an aligator. So don't blame me when you're giving a reptile a tongue bath."

"Shut up."

"By the way, when you were making out with Gummy, were you pretending that it was Applejack?"

"I said shut up!"

"Just asking."

Jonathan then said, "Where's Pinkie Pie?" that's when we then noticed that Pinkie Pie wasn't in the room. As we were wondering where she might've gone to, she pops out of nowhere and screams, "Goodmorning!" and then we all jumped up in fright. "Somepony's awfully jumpy today."

"Really, you don't say?" said Jonathan.

"Anyway," Pinkie continued, "now that you guys are up, put these blindfolds on and follow me."

"Where are you taking us, exactly?" I asked.

"I'm just going to show you three what we've been making for the past six days."

"Really, what is it?" asked Andrew.

"I can't tell you, silly; it's a surprise!" and so me and the guys reluctantly put the blindfolds around our eyes and we let Pinkie Pie lead us to this surprise--but if this turns out to be some sort of trick for Rainbow Dash to make me kiss her again, then they're gonna find themselves in a glue factory! As we were walking along, we had suddenly came to a complete stop. "OK, you can take the blindfolds off now!" shouted Pinkie.

When we took the blindfolds off, we saw all six of the ponies standing next to eachother and shouting, "Surprise!"

We didn't quite get what the surprise was suppose to be, so I said, "What's the surprise?"

"This!" cried Pinkie. She then pointed at a house that was right behind them.

Andrew was like, "Whose house is it?"

"It's yours, silly!"

"What do you mean this is our house?" asked Jonathan.

Then Twilight said, "You remember when I asked Jeffrie about his dream house?"

Now that she mentioned it, I actually do remember her asking me that. And as I looked at the house, it's everything that I described it to be: big, green, and no windows--they even got the size of the doors right for once. Anyway, Jonathan then said to Twilight, "Yeah I remember that."

Then she told him, "Well, after I left you three with Spike, I went and showed the blueprints to my friends. And while you three were living with some of my friends, we've been secretly building this house for you guys."

Wow, I thought to myself, who would've thought that this community service was just a distraction for them to build us a house? As M. Night Shyamalan would say, "What a twist!" but anyway, I then said, "So why did you all build us this house?"

Then Twilight said, "Because we really want you three to stay."

Rarity said under her breath, "Well most of us do."

I was then like, "You actually want us to stay that badly?"

"Uh, yeah!" cried Rainbow Dash. "You think that we would build this house if we didn't want you guys to stay?"

"She does have a point," Andrew admitted.

I still wasn't convinced that we should stay though. "Hmm...I'm not so sure that we ought to stay."

"But you haven't even seen the inside yet!" cried Pinkie. "Come, let me show you!" and I'm not kidding, Pinkie Pie had literally dragged us all through the house and said, "This is the living room, this is the kitchen, this is the bathroom, this is the upstairs, this is a green room, this is a purple room, and this is an orange room!" then when she was done she just flung us right out of the house.

"Are they going to stay?" me and the guys looked up and saw that Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and every single pony in Ponyville, was standing right in front of us.

"Have you all been standing there this whole time?" I said.

"Yeah," said Spike, "we were told that you decided to stay."

"And we wanted ta see if it was true," said Apple Bloom.

"You are staying, right?" asked Sweetie Belle. And when she did ask, she started to make her eyes all big and cutesy again. When Jonathan saw this, he immediately looked away and said, "If I don't look at her she can't hurt me! If I don't look at her she can't hurt me!"

I then said, "OK, who told you all that we were staying?"

"That would be me," then out of the crowd came the old battle-axe herself, Princess Celestia! "You!" I cried. Andrew was like, "Oh Jesus!" and then I looked Celestia right in the eyes, opened my mouth, and I let out the mother of all insults! "Why you sick...twisted...manipulative...diabolical...stuck-up...spoiled-rotten...cunt-licking, breast-sucking, donkey-rapping, fetus-eating, piss-drinking, tampon-shoving, panty-sniffing, bra-choking, herpes-infected, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, chitty chitty bang bang, scrumdiddlyumptious, sugar, spice, and everything nice, power-obsessed, abortion-spewing, royal pain in my ass, BITCH! You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?! First you make me and my friends spend six days of our lives in this town; and right when your community service of Hell finally ends, you had to make the whole entire town try to guilt-trip us into staying! Well if you think that this'll make us stay, then you got another thing coming, bitch!"

"JEFFRIE!" cried Princess Celestia. "Don't dare to challenge my wrath! As Princess of Equestria, I order you and your friends to..."

I then interrupted her, "Fuck you and your stupid little title! You can be Princess of the Universe and I still wouldn't give a rats ass! Because nobody, especially some pampered-up bitch like you, tells me what to do! Me and my friends are leaving, and if that doesn't make you happy then you can take your little crown and shove it! But before we go, why don't you get down to your royal knees and kiss...my...ass!"

The second I turned my back, Jonathan was saying to himself, "And Jeffrie dies in three...two...one..." then as quick as you can say "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" a clash of thunder boomed across the sky and a bolt of lightning came hurtling towards my ass! Now the first and second time this has happened usually resulted in me getting my ass strucked with lightning; but third time's the charm as they put it, and this time I wasn't going to let this happen to me again. I said I can take on Celestia, and I was going to prove it. As the lightning was getting closer and closer to my ass, I took out my cellphone, placed it in front of my ass, and when the bolt had strucked the glass it had refracted itself and went straight to Celestia instead!

The guys were both like, "Holy shit!" I on the other hand was pointing at Celestia and saying, "Ah-ha! I knew you would fire another one of your lightning bolts at me if I piss you off enough!"

Celestia was then like, "Y-you were pestering me on purpose?"

"Exactly," I said, "For the past six days I've been waiting to get back at you for striking me in the ass with lightning. And now I've done it, I'VE DONE IT! Oh yeah, I did it, I gotcha! Go Jeffrie, it's your birthday--not really! But who cares? Because I gotcha back!" When I felt that enough was enough I said, "OK now that that has been taken care of, I would like to take this time to tell you all my actual decision."

The guys and all the ponies were like, "What?!"

And then I said, "Yeah I've been giving it some thought, and now that I'm really thinking this through, this place ain't so bad. It has its flaws of course but we don't really have anywhere else to go. And to be fair, that house is freaking awesome."

Fluttershy then walked up to me and asked me, "So does this mean that you'll stay?"

I then told her, "Yes, we're here to stay."

She then cried, "Yay!" and then the other ponies started to cheer as well. While they were cheering, I went up the guys and we had a private conversation. "Jeffrie, what the Hell?!" Jonathan started to bitch. "For the past six days you were saying how much you wanted to get out of here, and now all of a sudden you want to stay?!"

"Where else can we go to, Jonathan?" I asked. "Because if there is another place that we can go to, then I would be more than happy to go there. But there isn't; this is the only place that we know so far, and until we learn more about this world, we have no choice but to stay here."

Andrew then said, "You're wanting to stay because of Fluttershy, aren't you?"

Then I said to him, "You keep that up and I'll tell Big Mac about your feelings towards Applejack."

Pinkie Pie then pops out of nowhere and cries, "Who wants a 'Welcome to Ponyville' hug?"

I was then like, "Pinkie, enough with the hugs already. We never wanted to hug you then, and we don't want to hug you now."

Pinkie then said, "If you let me hug you, then I won't sing the 'Welcome to Ponyville' song."

Knowing that another one of their corny musical numbers would be far worse than a hug, I said, "Fine, but make it quick." The second I said that, she had wrapped her hooves around mine and the guys' waist in some kind of anaconda like grip, and then next thing you know all the ponies began to join in as well. When I started to feel like I was beginning to lose all the breath inside of me, I cried, "OK, you can stop now!"

When they had released their bear hugs on us, Pinkie then said, "OK everypony, who's ready to sing?"

I then said to her, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, you said that you wouldn't sing if we let you hug us."

She was silent for awhile and then she said, "Oh yeah, I lied!"

As they began to sing their corny musical number, I just stood there and watched as my anger slowly started to build-up. If you thought that I was pissed before, then you hadn't seen me when I'm enraged. The hate that I had for Rainbow Dash and Princess Celestia were nothing compared to the hate that I now have towards Pinkie Pie. As she was just singing away, I walked up behind her, raised my hands, and I would've strangled that annoying, hug obsessed blabbermouth if the guys hadn't pulled me back into the house. So in the end, me and the guys have decided that it was best to just stay here after all. But this of course is only just the beginning for the three of us.