After that fucked up ordeal from yesterday, I was wandering around Ponyville for no better reason but to just see if I can't find anything interesting today. As I was walking by Twilight's place, I noticed some flashing and glowing coming from the inside. She was probably working on some magic spell, so I figured that it wouldn't hurt for me to check it out. When I came inside, everything was dark and all the ponies were just staring at something.

"Hey, what's going on?" I said. "So what are you all looking at? Is that Rarity? What are those things on her...?" it was Rarity all right, but with butterfly wings! You remember the reaction the Nostalgia Critic had after seeing baby Arnold? Well, that was pretty much the same reaction I had after gazing upon Rarity's new form. I screamed for awhile until I ran all the way back home and into the bathroom where I puked for a couple of minutes.

After getting that out of my system, I stepped back into the living room where Jonathan said, "Gees Jeffrie, what the Hell happened to you?"

Catching my breath, I told him, "I was walking into Twilight's place and I...I..."

"Spill it out, Jeffrie. What happened?"

"I saw Rarity."

"So...you saw her naked?" Andrew asked.

Jonathan looked at him and said, "Andrew, Rarity's always naked. In fact, all the ponies are naked."

"Oh yeah."

Jonathan turned his attention back to me. "So what was wrong with Rarity?"

Taking a deep breath, I finally told both of them, "She's been turned into a bug mutant!"

"SHE WHAT?!" they both cried in unison.

"That's right, I saw it with my own eyes! I just walked right in and there she was flying above me with butterfly wings on her back!"

"Now this I gotta see," Andrew stated as he was about to walk out the door.

"Count me in," Jonathan added.

When they both entered Twilight's place, they eventually got to gaze upon the monstrosity that lied before them. "Holy shit!" Andrew shouted. "Jeffrie wasn't kidding, she really is a bug mutant!"

"She's not a bug mutant," Twilight explained. "I just gave her wings."

"Why would you want to give her wings in the first place?" Jonathan asked.

"Because Rainbow Dash is competing in a competition over at Cloudsdale and we need to show our support. Although, this spell could only work once so I'm just going to have to resort to a simple spell that'll just allow us to walk on clouds."

"Say, can we come along too?" asked Jonathan.

Twilight thought for a couple of seconds until deciding, "Sure, don't see why not." She then made her horn glow and blasted a bunch of beams upon the guy's feet and the ponies hooves.

"I don't really feel any different." Andrew pointed out.

"Just wait until we get to Cloudsdale and you'll see soon enough," Twilight told him. Before any of them could leave, that was when Spike finally came down. "Oh good Spike, you're awake. Me and my friends are going to Cloudsdale to support Rainbow Dash in her competition, so I'm going to need you to clean up the library for me."

"Why can't I come support Rainbow Dash as well?" Spike asked.

"Because I need you to clean up the library," Twilight told him. "So get to it." She, the ponies, and the guys then left Spike to clean up a mess--which she could easily clean up with her magic, but she doesn't, she's kind of a bitch that way. When they were outside, Twilight said, "OK everypony, let's get onto a hotair ballon and head to Cloudsdale."

Jonathan then suggested, "Or, you can just teleport us there with your magic."

"I guess I could do that."

And that's just what she did. No sooner had she engulfed them all in a pink flash that they all found themselves standing upon the pegasus city known as Cloudsdale. And the key term of that name really is cloud, because the whole city is pretty much made out of it. You remember how I'd fallen through Rainbow Dash's cloud house when we were having to live with her for awhile? The guys didn't have to worry too much about that because luckily for them the spell that Twilight casted upon them allowed them to walk on clouds. And it just so happens that they were teleported straight to Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

"What in the...?!" Rainbow Dash was surprised to see them all. "How did you guys get here?!"

"Simple, I teleported us here." Twilight stated proudly.

That's when Rainbow Dash noticed Rarity's new wings. "Rarity, are those real wings?"

"They are indeed," Rarity said with pride. "Aren't my wings smashing?! Twilight made them for me. I just adore them!"

Fluttershy then asked the guys, "Where's Jeffrie?"

"He got freaked out by Rarity's wings," Andrew explained to her. "So he stayed home while me and Jonathan went to see for ourselves."

"Hmph, Jeffrie just doesn't know true beauty when he sees it." Rarity claimed.

Rainbow Dash then changed the subject. "Also, how come you're all able to walk on the cloud like that?"

"Twilight just cast a little spell on us and now we're walking on air." Jonathan told her.

"In fact check out what I can do." Andrew then started to moonwalk.

"Oh yeah, watch this." And then Jonathan started doing the worm.

After a couple minutes of them dancing on the cloud, Rainbow Dash said, "Anyway, what do you say I give you a tour of Cloudsdale?"

"Well I'd sure like ta get a look at where the weather's made." Said Applejack.

"Great idea! C'mon, girls (and guys). To the weather factory!" without wasting anymore time, Rainbow Dash led them all to the weather factory.

When they arrive at the factory, they were all having to put on white coats and construction helmets. "Why are we having to wear this again?" Jonathan complained a little.

"Because this factory can be very hazardous and I don't want any of you to get hurt." Rainbow Dash told him. After passing by machines that make clouds, they came upon where snowflakes are made. "This is where they make the snowflakes. Each one is hoofmade. As you can see, it's a delicate operation."

"Wait, so they create the weather?" Andrew asked Jonathan.

"Oh yeah, I remember Twilight mentioning something about this that time I had to stay at her place during the storm. She even said that they have control over it."

"Now wait a minute," Andrew stopped Rainbow Dash for a moment. "You ponies can literally control the weather?"

"Well technically it's pegasi who can control weather," Rainbow Dash corrected him. "But yeah, we pretty much have complete control over it."

"Then why allow blizzards and thunder storms to happen in the first place? Couldn't you be able to prevent God knows how many natural disasters just by not making them?"

They were silent for awhile until Rainbow Dash said, "You're scaring me, Andrew." She then immediately changed the subject. "Anyway, here's where we make the rainbows." They all just gazed upon the pool of rainbows standing before them. As Andrew was about to touch it, Rainbow Dash tried stopping him. "Hold it Andrew, you really shouldn't touch it."

"Come on, it's a rainbow," Andrew doubted. "What could possibly go wrong?" as soon as he touched it, his hand started to warm to a point where Andrew just had to scream in agony. "Jesus Christ that burns like Hell!"

"I told you not to touch it."

"Oh, hey look, it's Rainbow Crash again!" they all turned around and saw that Rarity had brought three jock stereotypes with her. One was brown with light grey hair, the other was dark yellow with brown hair, and the last one was blue with black hair.

As soon as they were closer, Rainbow Dash said to Rarity, "Rarity! What're you doing talking to these guys?"

And she told her, "Oh, they were just admiring my wings, Rainbow Dash."

The brown jock then said, "Yeah, you should forget the sonic rainboom and just get yourself some wings like these!"

While they were laughing, Jonathan asked, "Uh...what's a sonic rainboom?"

Then Pinkie explained to him, "It's when a pegasus flies so fast that it creates a sonic boom and leaves a rainbow trail behind. And Rainbow Dash is one of the few who can do it."

"Yeah right," the yellow jock doubted. "The sonic rainboom's just an old mare's tale; even somepony like Rainbow Crash can't pull that off."

"OK, just what's your deal with her?" Andrew asked the jock stereotypes. "What she's ever done to have you jerks talk shit to her like that?"

"They've always been giving me and Fluttershy a hard time since flight school," Rainbow Dash explained. "They're mostly just mad because I've beaten them in a race--which also happens to have been the same day I pulled off that sonic rainboom."

"Wait, wait," Jonathan said as he was about to talk the jock stereotypes. "So she beats you in a race, proving that she's a better flyer than any of you, and also manages to pull off a stunt that you literally said doesn't exist, and yet you three still treat her like shit? Well why the Hell would you three say she's not a good flyer after she literally just proved that she is? And for that matter, why would any of you doubt this sonic rainboom from ever happening if she had done it the same day she beaten you three at a race? I mean you don't really expect us to believe that none of you were able to notice it, right?"

The yellow jock then responded, "Well what's it to you, you...you...what the hay are you two anyway?"

The blue jock then shouted, "Hey, I know them! They're those human things that fell out of the sky!"

And the brown jock added, "But wait, I thought there were three of them. So how come there's only two?"

Andrew then answered for them. "That may be due to the fact that our third member can't handle being around a pony with butterfly wings."

Upon mentioning this, all three of them started to laugh their asses off. "You mean to tell me that your other human's afraid of anything butterfly related?!" the brown jock said mockingly. "Does he also wet himself whenever he's around flowers too?!"

The blue jock added, "Yeah, I guess you can say that he's a real pansy!"

"I'd watch my mouth if I were you," Andrew told them. "You should be lucky that Jeffrie decided not to come or else he probably might beat the shit out of y'all."

"Ooh, and we're suppose to take advice from Ms. Ponyville?" the yellow jock retorted.

Andrew was a tad bit shocked at that response. "What did ya say?"

"Ms. Ponyville, it was all over the papers."

The brown jock then said, "Oh yeah, I almost didn't recognize ya without a dress on!"

After they had finished laughing at Andrew's humiliation, Jonathan said, "OK, all of that aside, you three have no reason to be picking on Rainbow Dash like that. Unless you three plan on besting her at this competition, then there's no reason for any of you to be mocking her flying skills."

"Who says that we're going to enter the competition?" the blue jock stated.

"Really?" Jonathan raised an eyebrow. "You three claim Rainbow Dash to not be as good a flyer as any of you and yet you're not even going to prove it?"

"What's there to prove?" asked the brown jock. "This is Rainbow Crash we're talking about."

"You three don't really think about this sort of things, do you?"

"Of course not, thinking's for nerds!" cried the yellow jock.

Jonathan then tried to retort back. "Oh yeah, well...your chins are too big."

Rainbow Dash gave herself a facepalm while the brown jock said, "Really, that's the best insult you can come up with?"

Even Jonathan was embarrassed at himself. "Well...you're just lucky that Jeffrie isn't here or he'd really tear you a new one."

"Yep," Andrew agreed. "He ain't the insult master for nothing."

"Oh no guys," the brown jock was mocking with his friends. "We better be careful or else the butterfly fearing pansy's going to come after us!"

"Ah, I ain't afraid of him," the yellow jock boasted. "I'm not even afraid of these losers."

"Yeah, and if that pansy does show up, then we'll stomp him into jelly and use his teeth to clean our horseshoes." The blue jock added.

As soon as they were gone, Rainbow Dash took the time to scold Andrew and Jonathan. "What the hay was that? You let some punks insult you and the only thing you could think of was their chins?!"

"Look we're just not as good at confrontations as Jeffrie," Jonathan admitted. "Besides, you weren't exactly standing up for yourself either. We at least said something back, you just stood there and let them insult you."

Andrew then added, "Also, why would they even be acting this way if this world is suppose to be all about friendship? I mean you ponies have been telling just how important friendship is to you, and yet we've been seeing racism, bullying, child abuse, child labor, pretty much everything that's the opposite of friendship."

And Jonathan finished it for him. "Yeah, for a world that supposedly values friendship, there seems to be a great deal of assholes around here."

Rainbow Dash just groaned as she said, "Don't question our logic, it reminds me of Jeffrie whenever you do that. (And the last thing I need is a headache.)"

As the ponies were walking ahead of them, Andrew said to Jonathan, "Man, Rainbow Dash doesn't seem too thrilled all of a sudden."

"Yeah, I guess this competition must mean a lot to her."

"I don't think she's going to win with that mopey attitude though."

"Yeah, if only Jeffrie was here to straighten things out, then she might have some bit confidence in herself."

And that's when it suddenly hit Andrew. "I know, why not just call Jeffrie to come over here? We do have cellphones after all."

"Yeah, but I don't think he cares so much about Rainbow Dash to bother supporting her."

"No, but he will come to beat the shit out of some punks for bad mouthing him."

"Yep, he definitely would want to do that."

"Great, so you'll call him."

Since Jonathan and Andrew weren't around, I figured that the best thing for me to do until then was to sneak into their rooms. I went into Jonathan's room first and started to read bits of his journal. Here's an excerpt:

Dear Journal,

-Jonathan.

Here's another excerpt:

Dear Journal,

-Jonathan.

I looked through more pages, but most of them just had hearts that said "Jonathan+Twilight" on them. I then came across a drawing that kinda looked like the one from Titanic, except it was Twilight. Oh my God, Jonathan. I put the journal down and went into Andrew's room. I found his laptop and decided to check if there was anything embarrassing that he doesn't want anyone to know. I was able to log on because apparently he has his password written on a sticky note right on his wall where anyone could see. When I logged on, a video of Applejack appeared and she said in a sultry tone, "Andrew, you're so good at turnin' me on." And I immediately logged off. OK, that was the most disturbing thing that I've ever had to see.

The minute I was out of there, my phone started to ring. I saw Jonathan's name on the screen so I answered back. "Hey Jonathan, what's going on?"

"Well we're in Cloudsdale right now, and Rainbow Dash is about to compete in a flying contest."

"OK, did you and Andrew see Rarity by any chance?"

"Yeah, but don't worry, she's not really a bug mutant; Twilight just gave her some wings. Anyway, we ran into these bullies who were picking on Rainbow Dash."

"She's a big girl, she can fight her own battles."

"They also made fun of me and Andrew."

"You two are grown men, a couple of punks shouldn't be too hard for you guys to handle."

"They also mentioned you."

That's when I suddenly started to give a crap about what Jonathan was having to say. "And what did they say exactly?"

"Oh just that you're a butterfly fearing pansy and that if you ever show up they'll stomp you into jelly and use your teeth to clean their horseshoes."

My rage meter was reaching its maximum limit at this point. "Jonathan, you'd remember what they look like, would ya?"

"Of course I can."

"Good, because when I get up there, I want you to point them out to me, so that way I can be able crush every bone in their bodies much quicker!"

As soon as I hanged up the phone, I was making my way towards Cloudsdale. The only problem is I don't where it is. So I went to the one person who could possibly help me. The second I knocked the door, that's when Spike opened it and said, "Hey Jeffrie, how have you been?"

"Good, listen Spike, you're not busy by any chance?"

"Well I just finished cleaning the library, so I'm practically free right now."

"Great, because I need to get to Cloudsdale and I was wondering if you know how to get there?"

"Sure, I've been meaning to support Rainbow Dash in her contest anyway, so I'll take you with me." He then led me to a hotair balloon and then we were making our way to Cloudsdale.

Meanwhile, Andrew was sitting with Applejack, Twilight, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie upon some cloud seat as they were waiting for Rainbow Dash to compete. Jonathan then came back to his seat which caused Andrew to ask, "Gees, just how long does it take you just to piss?"

"Well I also talked with Rainbow and Rarity for awhile."

"What for?"

"Well it turns out that she'll be competing too."

"Seriously?!"

"Oh yeah, they were even fighting over what music should be playing, so I was able to pick one that they both liked."

Everybody was then silent as Rainbow Dash and Rarity had finally came out. I thought that Rarity with butterfly wings looked hideous before, but it's nothing compared to that ugly costume she was wearing! If I was there to see it right now, even I would be convinced that she's become a bug mutant by now. But anyway, they both started to fly as the "Believe it or Not" song was playing.

Rarity's act was something graceful like out of a ballet, Rainbow Dash's act was mostly kinda like a training exercise at a millitary camp. She wasn't doing too good at first, but she managed to pick up very quickly. Rarity was just about to finish things off as she posed in front of the sun. But then her wings immediately disintegrated and she was literally going down hill! Some of the Wonderbolts tried to save her, but like most damsel's in distress she for some reason can't calm the fuck down to make it easier for her rescuers to save her ass and instead panics to a point where she knocks the Wonderbolts unconcious and put their lives at risk as well.

So it would seem that it was all up to Rainbow Dash now. It didn't look like she was gonna catch them in time; she just kept flying faster and faster while they were all getting closer to the ground! But suddenly a loud blast was heard and then everyone saw a big rainbow trailing across the sky. And there stood Rainbow Dash with Rarity and the Wonderbolts.

When they all got out of their seats to congratulate Rainbow Dash, Andrew was like, "Holy fucking shit, what was that?!"

And Rainbow Dash told him, "That was a sonic rainboom."

And Jonathan was like, "Damn was that awesome!"

"I'll say," and that's when Princess Celestia showed up. "Rainbow Dash, for your incredible act of bravery and your spectacular sonic rainboom, I present to you the grand prize for best young flyer." She then placed a golden crown with wings upon her head.

"Wow, can this get any better?" Rainbow Dash's wish was about to come true as the Wonderbolt finally gained consciousness and told her, "So you're the little pony who saved our lives. We really wanted to meet you and say thanks."

"No way!" everyone turned as they saw me and Spike hovering next to the cloud in the hotair balloon.

"Spike," Twilight cried. "I thought I told you to clean the library!"

"Of course I did," Spike said in his defense. "And since I'm done, I decided to take Jeffrie with me to support Rainbow Dash."

Before we stepped off, Twilight shouted, "Hold on!" she then blasted a beam at our feet and when we walked upon the cloud, neither of us had fallen through. Anyway, when Celestia saw me, she said, "Hello Jeffrie, it's nice to see you again."

"Can it Princess," I told her. "I didn't come here for a get-together, I'm here because some pieces of shit decided to piss on my pride and honor, and I've come to send them a delivery."

"A delivery of what?"

"A big giant can of whoopass, now where are they?!"

Andrew and Jonathan were then pointing out to the three jock stereotypes--who were clearly trying to get as far away fom here as possible. Seeing as how time's a factor here I decided to flash forward myself straight to where they're heading. I found myself inside the weather factory and that's where I found my targets.

The blue jock said, "Phew, I'm so glad we got out of there in time."

"Yeah," said the yellow jock. "I didn't think he'd actually come all this way."

"As long as we stay here until he's gone, we won't have to worry about anything." Assured the brown jock.

I then sneaked up behind them and muttered, "I bet he'd be very angry if he ever ran into you three."

"Tell me about it...wait, who said that?" they all turned around and were practically shitting bricks when they saw me.

"Hi there, my friends call me Jeffrie. What do they call you?"

The brown jock stuttered a little as he said, "D-dumb-bell."

"Dumb-bell," I said. "Can't really imagine your destiny involving you being a science professor when your name has the word dumb in it." I then turned to the yellow jock. "And what's up with your hair? Can you even see through any of that? In fact, how many fingers am I holding up?" I then lifted both middle fingers as I waved them in front of his face. "Can you see that? Can you see that?" I then turned to the blue jock. "And what are you suppose to be? Are you the basketball they use for practice?"

The yellow jock then said, "What are you gonna do to us?"

"What am I gonna do to you? I think the bigger question is what are you gonna do to me? Didn't you say that if you saw me that you were gonna stomp me into jelly and use my teeth to clean your horseshoe's with? And weren't you the ones who said that I'm a butterfly fearing pansy? Were those your exact words?"

The brown jock then tried to save their asses. "Look man, we didn't mean anything by it, honest. We were just joking, right guys?"

"Oh yeah, we were."

I then decided to lower their guards. "Well as much as I'd like to beat you all to a bloody pulp, violence is never a tolerable thing where I come from."

"Well that's good." Said the blue jock.

I then looked him deep in the eyes and said, "Yes, but we're not on my planet, are we?"

"N-no."

I then delivered a big uppercut that sent him up to the ceiling! The brown jock tried to fly away, but I grabbed him by the tail while shouting, "COME HERE!" and then I flunged him into one of the cloud machines. The yellow jock tried crawling away, but I just dragged him back while shouting, "GET OVER HERE!" and I smashed him upon a table with snowflakes upon it. As I piled both of them, I grabbed the blue jock's tail and sent him crashing down upon them. I then stomped on them for awhile, smashed their teeth upon solid metal, and then I shoved their heads into a pool of rainbow and watched as their faces burned a little. I then told them, "Now you listen to me, if I ever find out that you three have been talking shit about me behind my back again, then you're gonna taste the rainbow! You got that you chicken blowing little cock munchers?!"

"We won't do it again, we swear!"

After that, I flash forward myself and the three jock stereotypes back to the others so they could all gaze upon my work. Rainbow Dash was like, "Gees Jeffrie, you could've gone easy on them."

"No," I told her. "When somebody dares to insult me, easy doesn't cut it. And what are you defending them for anyway? They're your bullies, remember?"

Fluttershy then mentioned, "They also bullied me too."

"What?!" I cried as I turned back to the three jocks. "Oh, so you like picking on nice, shy girls, huh?! Well I'll show you three!" without wasting anymore time, I shoved all three of their heads up eachother's asses and everyone just gazed upon this pony ring that I just created.

Jonathan was like, "I'm not so sure whether I should be laughing or mentally disturb by this."

I then said to Rainbow Dash, "And that's how you take care of punks; if you do it more often then I wouldn't have to do it for you."

"What? I don't like resorting to violence."

"Really, you don't like resorting to violence?" I doubted. "Is that why you kicked a dragon in the snout without thinking? And does 'not resorting to violence' also includes you purposely trying to hurt Applejack during the Running of the Leaves and tossing Spike so far that he could've break every bone his body? Oh, and how about the fact that you and your friends were crashing into Zecora's hut during that poison joke business? It didn't seem too peaceful to me."

"OK, OK, so I'm maybe a little violent at times, but those three just weren't worth it. Look on the bright side, I won the competition and I got to meet the Wonderbolts!"

That's when the Wonderbolt captain walked up to me and said, "You must be the human Celestia told me so much about. I'm Spitfire. You know, I thought you might be a bit taller."

"Well what do you expect?"

"Well Celestia didn't go into too much detail, but I was expecting you to be fascinating at best."

"And what about my friends?"

She had a look at them and said, "Meh, they're OK."

While Andrew and Jonathan were looking offended by that comment, I just said, "Well I'm sure that everything was exciting today, but at least I didn't have to worry about seeing another..." that's when I finally saw Rarity in her ugly costume. "BUG MUTANT!" and as I jumped off of the cloud, Rainbow Dash let out a sigh as she said, "Excuse me, this'll only take five seconds." And then she flew off to save me yet again.