Today wasn't going to be like any other day that I've spent here. For starters, I got up way before any of the guys could even start stirring out of their beds and went down to answer the door. And there stood Fluttershy asking if I could help her gather up some of her frog friends for some little outing she has planned. Seeing as how she's probably the one pony that I like the most (and also seeing that this could be the one chance of getting to be around her without any of the guys saying that she's my girlfriend), I decided to go ahead and help her out.

After about an hour, I was finally able to gather up the last of the frogs as I handed them to Fluttershy in a basket. (The rest were in a cart, but since there's not enough room she had no choice to but to carry the last one in her mouth.)

"Thanks again for helping me, Jeffrie. I know that you could be doing something better with your friends and all..."

"Hey, don't be thinking that now; I'm always glad to help you with something. Besides, I like hanging out with you."

Her cheeks started to blush a little. "Y-you mean that?"

"Of course I do; I can't really imagine anyone not wanting to be around someone as nice as you." She just sort of froze for awhile just so she can let that last sentence sink in. "Well, I better go back home now. (I'm sure the guys are probably starting to wonder where I am right about now.) And if you need help with anything else, just come and ask me."

When I was finally at a far off distance from her cottage, Fluttershy let out a sigh as she stared off dreamily and said to herself, "Jeffrie and me are meant to be," she was popped out of her daydream state when her frogs started to get impatient. "Oh dear, I'm sorry."

As I was heading back to the house, I saw Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle walking out of Sugarcube Corner. I figured since I have nothing else better to do, I decided to just walk up to them and mingle with them. "Hey Pinkie, hey Twilight. What's going on?"

"Oh not much," said Pinkie. "I just gave Twilight a bath."

"And why were you giving her a bath?"

"Because a cart came by and splattered mud on her."

"Which was a complete coincidence." Twilight added.

"And what makes ya think that?" I asked.

And Pinkie said, "Because I predicted that it would happen and she doesn't believe me."

"And since when have you started being a psychic?"

"She's not psychic," Twilight stated. "She's just refering to her Pinkie Sense."

"You mean she sees dead people or something?"

"No silly," Pinkie giggled. "They're just feelings that I sometimes get whenever something good or bad's about to happen."

"And Twilight doesn't believe it?"

"Of course I don't believe it! It's just not practical!"

Practical. Looks like somebody's been reading a dictionary. "Oh God, please tell me this isn't gonna be one of those plot devices."

"What do you mean by 'those plot devices'?" Twilight inquired.

"I've seen something like this done in a Ren and Stimpy episode and whole lot of other TV shows," I explained. "It's when a certain character will be superstitious about strange things, like good luck and bad luck, while there's another character who'll be very skeptical about it, and will always doubt anything that has to do with it. But then later on a bunch of bad stuff will happen to the skeptic until he ends up believing all the things he was doubting in the first place."

Twilight had this to say, "Well I still don't believe all this...'special power' stuff. It's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo."

"What's not to believe?" Pinkie said in her defense. "You do magic, what's the difference?"

"She's got you there, Twilight." I commented.

"Of course there's a difference!" she got on top of a soap box and said, "First of all, magic is something you study and practice. It only happens when you decide to do it, and it's meant to make something specific that you choose to happen, happen. With you, it makes no sense at all!"

I then pointed out, "Twilight, a world ruled by talking ponies makes no sense, either. But you don't see me doubting it now, do you."

"I guess he told you, Twilight," Pinkie booped her muzzle. Twilight just let out an annoyed grunt and was heading back to her place. But before she even went back inside, Pinkie started to shake. "Uh-oh, I feel a combo coming on."

"What do ya mean by combo?" I asked.

"Sometimes a bunch of random things will happen to my body; I call them combos. And right now, I'm having an ear flop, eye flutter, and knee twitch."

"And what's that suppose to mean?"

Right after Spike had suddenly slammed the door in Twilight's face, Pinkie said, "That means look out for opening doors."

I then started to laugh my ass off! "Hey Twilight, she said 'look out for opening doors'! You should've looked out for that one!" and I just laughed some more.

A couple of minutes later, Twilight had Pinkie hooked up to a bunch of science tech to see how her Pinkie Sense really works. At first she seemed to have no feelings, but then she was starting to feel one. I heard her stomach growl and she said, "It's my tummy! That usually just means I'm hungry! Let's eat!" Twilight just rage quit as she was taking all of that science tech off of her.

Before she left, my stomach started to gurgle a little. "Oh look at that, I'm starting to have a feeling of my own."

"Does it mean you're hungry?" Pinkie asked.

"No, it means that I'm either going to fart or burp." I then farted. "Well what do ya know, I just farted."

Just as Twilight was about to open the door, Pinkie started to shake and that's when Spike slammed the door on Twilight--again. (Only this time, Twilight was stucked to the door in Looney Tunes fashion.) When I saw the way she looked like some kind of flat pancake, I said, "Wait Twilight, don't move; hold that pose." I then took out my cellphone and took a picture. "And now I'm gonna go show this to the guys!"

When I came inside the house, the guys were just sitting on their asses playing a Mortal Kombat game. "And just where have you been? We had to eat breakfast without you." Jonathan asked.

"Oh, I've been going places," I said. "And just check out this picture of Twilight." They paused their match and were each trying hard not to lose their balance from all their laughing.

"Well, I've always said that Twilight was flat!" Andrew joked.

After laughing at that lack of boobs joke, I then changed the subject. "Did you guys know that Pinkie can predict stuff?"

Jonathan was the first to say, "No, can't really say that I recall anyone mentioning that."

"Well apparently Pinkie can predict when good or bad things are about to happen; kinda like Fiver."

Andrew was then like, "Who the Hell's Fiver?"

"Fiver," I tried to explain, "you know, that little rabbit who predicted that something bad was going to happen to the warren in Watership Down. Ring any bells?"

"I've actually never read that book."

"What?! You've never read Watership Down?!"

"Nope." He said in his Big Mac impersonation.

I then turned to Jonathan. "You've read it though, haven't you?"

"Yeah, I've never read it either."

"Seriously?! None of you have read it?!"

"Nope."

"OK, this is completely unacceptable right here!" I turned off the PS3 as I made my way up to my room.

"Hey, I was just about to win!" Jonathan whined.

"No, I was just about to win," Andrew corrected him. "You were just this close to having your spine ripped in half."

"Oh fuck you, Andrew! You just never give me a chance to fight back!"

"No fucking shit I don't give you a chance to fight back; if I did, then you'd probably win!"

I then came back down and slammed a copy of Watership Down upon the table in front of them. "OK, while you two are reading that, I'm just gonna go do some more stuff."

As I was walking, I saw Twilight and Spike hiding behind a bush, watching Pinkie Pie. I sneaked up behind them and whispered, "What're you doing?"

They both jumped up in fright as Twilight said, "Jeffrie, don't you know that it's rude to sneak up on somepony?!"

"Look who the fuck is talking," I retorted. "It's OK for you to stalk Pinkie Pie, but it's off limits for me to sneak from behind?!"

"I'm not stalking," Twilight defended herself. "I'm observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Pieicus, in its natural habitat."

That's what stalking is, dumbass! "Pinkius Pieicus?"

"Yep, that's her scientific name."

"Yeah, and yours is: Twilightius Sparticus." Spike and I laughed a little bit for awhile.

When Pinkie started to go somewhere else, Twilight said, "Come on, Pinkius Pieicus is on the move."

And I whispered to Spike, "Yeah, and Twilightius Sparticus is about to find herself under a restraining order."

For nearly two and a half hours, I've been following along Spike as we watch the Twilightius Sparticus stalk the Pinkius Pieicus's every move. First, the Twilightius Sparticus followed the Pinkius Pieicus to the school. There, the Pinkius Pieicus quickly hid itself from a swarm of bees that would end up stinging the Twilightius Sparticus. And then the Twilightius Sparticus followed the Pinkius Pieicus to Sweet Apple Acres. The Pinkius Pieicus suddenly had the feeling a door was about to open, and it would turn out that the Twilightius Sparticus had fallen right into an apple cellar. The Twilightius Sparticus followed the Pinkius Pieicus yet again, only this time the poor creature had suffered so much injuries that it had to move around in a wheel-chair and had to have its forelegs operated by a crane. The Pinkius Pieicus then had the strange feeling--which was later explained to me by my colleague, Spike--that something was going to fall out of the sky. Spike got out of the way of course, while I took this chance to look up at the sky. "This is the part where I step back," I told the Twilightius Sparticus as I took a step back and watch the poor creature get pummled by an odd number of objects. "I wonder where all those objects came from?" I looked up and saw Derpy flying next to a floating, moving-van. "Ah, that explains it."

After that little safari, Twilight surprisngly survived all of that (this world really must be running on Looney Tunes logic). As we were walking around some more, that's when we saw Pinkie Pie talking to Applejack. She mentioned something about allowing Twilight to follow her around; and boy was Twilight pissed when she heard that. After that, Pinkie started to have another feeling.

"Let me guess, this is what happens when Twilight makes herself look like an idiot, right?" I guessed.

"Just because I'm in pain doesn't mean that I can't enflict any upon you." Twilight grumbled through gritted teeth.

Pinkie then said, "Dunno, never gotten any like it before, but whatever that shudder's about, it's a doozy. Something you never expect to happen is going to happen! And it's gonna happen...at Froggy Bottom Bogg!"

"That's where Fluttershy's headed!" Applejack pointed out.

I guess that explains the frogs. "Well what're we waiting for, let's go!"

As we were all walking through this Froggy Bottom Bogg, Spike said to me, "What do you think happened to Fluttershy?"

"I don't know, probably got lost or something."

"Do you know what I think?"

"No, what?"

"Maybe she exploded."

"Exploded?"

"Yeah, you know, boom."

"And how would she explode?"

"I don't know, I'm just thinking."

Pinkie Pie walked up to us and said, "What if she exploded, and then explode again?"

"How could she explode if she already did?" I asked.

"I don't know, but it could happen."

"No Pinkie, it couldn't; that's a physical impossibility."

Spike then added, "What if she exploded, and then explode again, and then explode again?"

I let out a Buzz Killington sigh and said, "Spike, Fluttershy exploding three times is about as likely to happen as Twilight bursting into flames; it's just not possible."

After hours of searching, we finally found Fluttershy--who seemed to be very OK. "Fluttershy! You're OK!" Spike cried as he lept up and hugged her.

"Of course I am," Fluttershy said, "you act as if I was in danger."

I then went and hugged her as well, "Well I'm just glad to see that you're not hurt."

Fluttershy's cheeks were really red at this point. "Oh Jeffrie, you didn't have to go through all that trouble."

But that sweet little moment was ruined the second Twilight opened her mouth. "Sorry, I know it's not nice to gloat but...AHA! I told you there was nothing to worry about, and I was right." As she was ranting, a giant hydra was slowly rising from the swamp. "Pinkie Pie said whatever she was shuddering about was a doozy, and the only doozy here is how right I am."

"Um...Twilight?" Applejack tried to warn her.

But Twilight was too caught up in her ranting to even listen. "Pinkie's made a lot of predictions today, but what we've shown here is that there's no point in believing..."

"Will you just look the fuck behind you already!" I shouted.

She turned around and gazed upon the three headed beast that stood before her. She then cried, "RUN!" and we all ran until we came to a cliff.

Spike asked Twilight, "Do you know any spells for turning a hydra into a mouse?"

"No."

"How about a squirrel?"

"No!"
"How about..."

"No small rodents of any kind!"

I then said to her, "Really, you represnt the Element of Magic and yet you can't even turn a huge ass hydra into a little, tiny mouse?"

"Well just because I represent the Element of Magic doesn't mean I know everything about magic--not now, that is."

"Wow, and I thought Trixie was useless."

"What's that suppose to mean?!"

"Well if you can't turn a big thing into a little thing, then you're more useless than a fake wizard who can't even turn water into wine."

"Now you wait just a moment there, buster! I..." right when she was about to retort, we all saw the hydra coming closer! "So...any suggestions on how we get to the other side?"

I then made my suggestion. "Well Twilight, seeing as how there's a giant hydra getting ready to fucking eat us, maybe you could, um...TELEPORT US TO THE OTHER SIDE WITH YOUR MAGIC!"

"Oh, right." Without wasting anymore time, Twilight had quickly teleported us to the other side right before the hydra's jaws could snap us!

As we were looking at this monster from a safe distance, I took the time to mock it a little. "Yeah that's right, you thought you were gonna get yourself a little pony, dragon, human buffet, but not today, bitch! Because we are off the menu!" as soon as it was gone, I said to the others, "I don't know about any of you, but I have to say that was one Hell of a doozy."

That is until Pinkie started to shudder again, "That wasn't it."

"What you talking about Pinkie?" I asked.

"The hydra wasn't the doozy; whatever it is, it still hasn't happened."

Twilight looked like she was about to have a panic attack. "Huh? But I--WHAT?! The hydra wasn't the doozy?! How could it not be the doozy?! What could be doozier than that?!"

"Twilight," I interrupted, "I'm pretty sure that 'doozier' isn't a real word."

We then got to see something that no one was probably expecting: Twilight bursting into flames! (And if that doesn't count as a doozy, then I don't know what is!) After her meltdown, she then said, "I give up. I don't understand how, why, or what, but Pinkie Sense somehow...makes sense."

Pinkie's shuddering then suddenly stopped. "That was it. That's the doozy."

"Which is...?" I inquired.

"Twilight believing; I never expected that to happen."

"Well you should. It's like I said before, 'the skeptic will end up believing in the things she doubted in the first place'. Now if you all will excuse me, I need to rest."

When I came back home, I saw the guys still sitting on the couch--reading the book! Jonathan said, "Wow Jeffrie, you were right. This is a good book."

And Andrew added, "Yeah, even I can't believe that I never bothered to read this before."

Well I suppose that counts as my doozy for the day.