Story starts out fairly light-hearted, but later on, dark moments begin to seep in. The gore tag is used to describe the deaths of non-sentient creatures in moderate detail. The sex tag is for mild sexual humor, no r34. I do not believe the content in the story requires a Mature rating.
Note: This Story is not meant to be taken completely seriously. This is a semi-parody of Crossovers, Human X Pony, and Human in Equestria. That being said, please feel free to point out any unlampshaded plotholes or anything of that nature. Also, please DO criticize this story if you don't like it, because I feel like I need more constructive criticism.
During Der Riese, Nikolai and Dempsey are backed up and separated from Takeo and Richtofen. To make things worse, Nikolai is suffering from a terrible hangover and is unfit for combat. Dempsey manages to fight on, until he runs out of ammo. In desperation, he switches to his Wunderwaffe, but misfires, hits the teleporter, and sends Nikolai to Equestria.
At first, the drunk Russian does not feel very happy having to spend the rest of his life in a land of "girly, rainbow-farting" ponies. However, when he meets the town drunk, Berry Punch, he hits it off well with her, and they become fast friends, but Nikolai feels something in his gut, something he never felt before to anyone, not even his past nine wives. Could he actually be falling for Berry Punch?
Meanwhile, Dempsey and Richtofen work on a way to bring back Nikolai to their world, despite Takeo's protests. Will they find a way to bring back their lost friend? And what if he doesn't want to come back
Crossover with the Call of Duty Zombies series.
33 Chapters:
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Of Ponies and Drunks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 1st, 2014
1,883
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Of Marshmallows and Rainbow Hair [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 3rd, 2014
2,139
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Of Wall-Breaking and Party Planning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 5th, 2014
4,278
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Of Contests and Story Hijacks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 7th, 2014
2,279
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Of Carpentry and Conversation [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 9th, 2014
2,735
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Of Dragons and Dandelions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 11th, 2014
2,130
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Of Bonding and Spleens [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 15th, 2014
1,680
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Of Bar Fights and Wild Nights [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 21st, 2014
4,129
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Of Monarchs and Failed Communist Uprisings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 26th, 2014
3,270
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Of Refuge and Royal Rage [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 28th, 2014
1,306
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I Ran Out Of Chapter Names [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 15th, 2014
4,145
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Everfree's Invasion: Part I [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 14th, 2014
3,297
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Meanwhile, at Kino [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 15th, 2014
1,126
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Everfree's Invasion: Part II [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 9th, 2014
5,754
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Hit the Trail [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 15th, 2014
3,157
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All Is Not Well [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 16th, 2014
3,991
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New Faces, New Problems [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 11th, 2015
2,084
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Plans Form, Teams Assemble [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2015
3,613
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The Battle of Stalliongrad: Part I [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 10th, 2015
4,318
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The Battle of Stalliongrad: Part II [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 24th, 2015
6,336
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Back in Ponyville [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 13th, 2015
3,972
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Close Encounters of the Regal Kind [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 9th, 2015
3,793
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Meanwhile, at Ascension [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 16th, 2015
1,280
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Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 27th, 2015
4,410
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Of Hospitals and Strange Feelings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 5th, 2015
2,458
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A Little Chat [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 8th, 2015
1,501
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Dempsey in Equestria [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 7th, 2016
2,505
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Men on the Moon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 10th, 2016
1,399
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A Drink with Dempsey [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 13th, 2016
1,350
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A Royal Mess(age) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 9th, 2016
2,856
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One for Old Time's Sake [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 17th, 2016
3,862
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Meanwhile, IN SPAAAAAACCCCEEEEEEE [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 19th, 2016
1,660
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Of Confessions and Kisses [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 29th, 2019
1,706