I'm Falling. That's it. I'm falling towards a pony.

A certain pony with a sky blue body, and a rainbow colored mane and tail. As I fell I thought back to how I got here. I had woken up a day earlier, on my birthday, far from any pony. As I awoke I remembered that I was turning twenty that day, not that it really mattered to the people at work, or in the world. Yup, once you move out of your parents house and into your own house, or in my case, a flat, people stopped caring about your age... unless it was about drinking. Anyways... I got up, took a shower, yada, yada, yada. After that, I got dressed and left for work.

A few hours later, and by a few I mean 6, I was driving back home. Then, before I knew it I was home. Tired, I went into my room. I got out my laptop, as per usual after a long workday. Well, I logged on and the default browser opened by itself and transferred me to my most frequented page, as usual, which was FIMFiction. My friends, if you could call them that these days, said that I had problems. If problems are defined by something that makes you laugh, then sure I do... Anyways, I began to read. About halfway through the current Doctor Whooves Story I fell asleep.

And then, the next thing I know, I'm here, falling towards a pony, who, by the looks of it, is probrably Rainbow Dash. As I near I think I see my life flash before my eyes, but I can't be sure. Everythings all muttled... Probrably because I'm not going to die from this... But now, Hopefully, I'll survive this, and... well;

All I can say is... This is Going To Hurt. Bad.