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Time for more fun, let's begin!

Episode 88: What A Wizeman!

(The music for the show begins as we appear inside some sort of building.)

Announcer: All right, folks, welcome back to our kick ass show that is...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Annnouncer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as the hosts appear, waving to us)

Lilo: Hey, folks! Welcome to our show where the victims of the bullies get their dues! I'm Lilo with my usual friends.

Cream: Yeah, last time, we worked with a huge cast to take down that small meanie Pilaf.

Stitch: Damn, talk about a way to overpowered!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right and we're doing it again, surprisingly! To help make this happens, here is one of our guest stars Sailor Moon!

(The audience applauds as Sailor Moon appears, waving)

Sailor Moon: Hey, glad to be here!

Lilo: Well, Sailor Moon, how about telling the oflks at home as to what we're dealing with!

Sailor Moon: One of my big time meanies Death Phantom AKA Wizeman whose caught a lot of trouble, one of them is turning my daughter Rini.

Cream: Oh my!

Sailor Moon: I know.

Stitch: What a stupid head. Well, we know what to do with guys like that, right folks?

Audience: PAYBACK!

Cheese: Chao!

Sailor Moon: Wow, this is going to be great!

Lilo: I know. Folks, time for us to perform 4 cool pranks so stick around. Death Phantom is about to get his!

Sailor Moon: Yeah!

(The group moves throughout the building. Lilo opens a desk and took out some acid)

Lilo: Ha!

Sailor Moon: That would be useful.

(Stitch opens a closet door and took out a bucket that is acid poof)

Stitch: So's this. Hee hee hee.

(The group enters a magic room. Sailor Mercury is there)

Lilo: Hey, Sailor Mercury. Whatcha got for us?

Sailor Mercury: (smirks) Check this out.

(The Sailor scout takes a flash full with stuff and shakes before adding more chemicals to it, putting the potion over a burner where it gets hot. Sailor Mercury puts it down)

Sailor Mercury: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Very nice.

(The group leaves and goes into the closet to dodge the Death Phantom. Once he's gone, he leaves and enters the kitchen, Stitch grabs a steak. Sailor Moon grabs some BBQ.)

Sailor Moon: Okay, good. What's next?

(Lilo takes the bucket from Sailor Moon before pouring the acid inside. Cheese opens the door and takes the bucket itself, putting it on top of the door.)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: 2 pranks down...

(We see the Death Phantom entering the room)

Death Phantom: The time has come for me to get my revenge on those Sailor Scouts.

(The villain takes the messed up potion)

Death Phantom: This will guarantee my victory! Ha ha ha ha!

(Death Phantom opens the potion...and it explodes. The audience laughs as we see him covered with stuff. The villain yells furiously.)

Death Phantom: WHAT THE HELL?!

(Death Phantom groans before cleaning up the mess. We see the group as they find Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus.)

Lilo: Okay, what do we got?

Sailor Venus: Check this out.

(Sailor Venus opens a cage nearby as hellhound growls a bit. Sailor Moon takes the steak from Stitch and squirts the BBQ on it. She gave it to the hellhound who eats it.)

Sailor Moon: Okay, now...

(Sailor Moon pours the BBQ stuff onto the floor)

Sailor Moon: Heh heh heh. 3 pranks down.

Sailor Mars: Right. One more to go. Come on, the others are waiting.

(We see Death Phantom entering the kitchen...where the bucket of acid falls onto him, burning the villain up. The audience laughs like mad0

Death Phantom: AHHHHHH! WHAT IS THIS?!

(We see the group, with the rest of the gang, in a room. Tuxedo Mask is tinkering with a vacuum.)

Tuxedo Mask: There, that should do it.

Lilo: Nice. Okay, time to dirty this place up.

Sailor Pluto: Yes, of course.

(The gang quickly use their powers and the whatnot to dirty the room up like mad)

Stitch: Ha ha ha!

Sailor Chibi Moon: This is fun, mommy!

Sailor Moon: I know.

Sailor Mars: Now one more...

(Sailor Mars takes out some rope and ties it to one end of the vacuum and tossing the other end out the window)

Sailor Venus: What are we doing?

Sailor Mars: (grins) You'll see.

(Death Phantom enters a familiar room...and slips on the BBQ sauce, falling to the floor and gets covered with it. The audience laughs a bit. As he got up, the hellhound sniffs the villain and attacks him, mauling Death Phantom.)

Death Phantom: AHHHHHH!

(Once the hellhound lets go and goes back to sleep, Death Phantom, a mess, curses and yells while the audience laughs)

Death Phantom: DEATH TO ALL WHO DID THIS! Grrr! Who the hell?!

(Death Phantom groans as he leaves. The villain then enters a familiar room)

Death Phantom: Damn it, if I deal with one more crap, I'll...

(Death Phantoms gasps as he saw the room a mess)

Death Phantom: AHHHH! DAMN!

(Death Phantom grabs the vacuum and prepares to use it)

Death Phantom: This is ridiculous. They will ALL PAY...once I clean this mess up.

(Death Phantom turns the vacuum on...but it sucks him in instead. The audience laughs a bit as he struggles inside the thing. Suddenly the rope was pulled as the vacuum with the Death Phantom is taken out of the building. We see that the rope's other end is attached to a rocket. The audience laughs as Death Phantom is send flying into the sky before exploding. We see the hosts and their group on the ground.)

Cream: Wow!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: All right, yes! 4 pranks done and another monster publicly humiliated.

Sailor Jupiter: That's so cool!

Sailor Mars: Yeah.

Stitch: Man, this whole thing kicks some major ass.

Lilo: We like to thank the Sailor Moon cast for helping out.

Sailor Moon: You're welcome!

Sailor Saturn: Yeah, even though some of us didn't do much.

Stitch: Eh, weega has to do our best to fit you all in.

Lilo: That's our episode for now. Tune in next time where we take on the leader of Team Rocket Giovanni. Until next time, later!

(The audience aplaud as we fade to black, ending another episode)