Author's note
Time to rock this place with another episode!

Episode 87: Toon Neighbors from Hell Z!

(We hear the theme music as we see a familiar palace from the first series of Dragon Ball.)

Announcer: Hey folks! Time for another kick ass episode that is...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Please welcome your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese came into the scene, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we taunt and prank the bullies for your entertainment.

Cream: Last time, we squash that little guy Plankton. Now, we're going after another little meanie.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Right. To help us out, please welcome Goku of Dragon Ball series fame!

(The audience applauds as Goku flies in, landing near the group)

Goku: Hey guys! Good to be here! My friends and I are excited to be a part of this series.

Lilo: No problem. Time to talk about our victim of this episode.

Goku: Gladly. When our series started, my friends and I deal with a little imp villain named Pilaf whose was hunting Dragon Balls to become ruler of the world. He has gone after me before and for some reason, Pilaf was scared of me.

Stitch: Betcha we know why.

Cream: Well, I guess with all the trouble that Pilaf pulled, it's time to get some payback.

Goku: Yeah, Chi-Chi wasn't thrilled with how he turned me into a kid too.

Lilo: Uhhhh, right. (To camera) Stick around, folks. We got 4 pranks scheduled so let's do this thing!

(The group goes into the place. Once inside, Lilo grabs a marker with Goku grabbing some sneezing powder.)

Goku: You may never know...

(Next our group of misfits then walks down a hallway then spots a mop and bucket which Goku takes)

Goku: Hmmm, this is going to be fun.

(Lilo smirks as she uses the marker on a painting of Pilaf nearby.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh, nice.

(They head into the next room. Yamcha and Puar are there grabbing some tools.)

Goku: Hey guys! You're on this show too?

Yamcha: Yep! I figure let's make this one twice as damaging.

Puar: Right!

(Puar opens a door as Yamcha flew in. Goku uses the mop to spill water onto the floor)

Goku: Heh heh heh. Priceless.

Cream: We got two pranks down, two more to work on.

Stitch: Meega got an idea.

(Meanwhile, we see Pilaf walking down the hallway, looking annoyed)

Pilaf: Why must those two idiotic minions of mine take the head off? Ugh! I have to do everything around here!

(Pilaf gasps as he saw the ruined painting. The audience laughs as the villain jumps up and down, cursing)

Pilaf: Damn it to hell!!!

(We now go to the kitchen as Goku put sneezing powder onto the plate of food near the window)

Stitch: Launch is outside right?

Goku: She should be.

Puar: Three pranks are done, one more to go.

Lilo: And I know the right one.

(We see Pilaf entering a room, looking annoyed)

Pilaf: I don't know who ruined my painting but...

(Suddenly Pilaf slips on the water, causing him to scream as he goes slipping right through an opened door. We can hear the stairs breaking as Pilaf falls downward. The audience laughs some more, even harder.)

Pilaf's Voice: AAAAARGH!

(Outside, Stitch got out some paint and paints a bunch of bombs nearby, putting them in the ground)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Goku: Cool. That's the last prank, right?

Cream: You betcha. Come on, let's hide again.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Krillin: I rather do some fighting than this. (Pause) But then some pranking is better than nothing. Heh heh heh.

(Pilaf, meanwhile, came into the kitchen, in bandages and scowls as he goes to his food plate)

Pilaf: Bah! Someone is pissing me off and I hate that! They rue the way that... (realizes) Wait, what's that sniffing...AH...AH...CHOO!

(Pilaf sneezes out sneezing powder and food out the window. Suddenly a sneezing noise is heard. The villain gasps as a pissed off blonde Launch shows up, covered in food)

Launch: Oh, a wise ass, eh? TAKE THIS!

(Launch opens fire at Pilaf who screams while dodging. The audience laughs at this. A while later, we see Pilaf, looking around.)

Pilaf: Okay, the crazy chick is gone. But she may come back! I need to get away before...

(Pilaf gasps as he saw what appears to be a set of metal balls, each one has a different number of stars on them, lying nearby)

Pilaf: The Dragon Balls! Finally, the world is mine! (Rushes over to the "Dragon Balls") Yes! My first order of business is to punish those who wronged me!

(However, in a ditch nearby, we see the ones in the episode so far, including Chi Chi, Bulma, Master Roshi, Tien Shinhan, Chiaotzu, Oolong, Yajirobe, and Piccolo, hiding in a ditch with Lilo near a detonator)

Yajirobe: This is boring. Can we get this going?

Lilo: Gladly. Anyone want to do the honors?

Chi-Chi: I do. I wanted to get that jerk for turning Goku into a kid in the first place!

(Chi-Chi pushes the plunger. An explosion is heard. The audience laughs as we saw an ash covered Pilaf)

Pilaf: (coughing) Okay, maybe wishing is out of the question for now.

(The audience laughs as he collapses. The group laughs at this.)

Oolong: Ooh! He's going to need a doctor!

Puar: If he's lucky!

Lilo: Damn, we did it! Another successful episode.

Piccolo: I prefer to kick ass, not all this prank business.

Tien: Lighten up, Piccolo.

Chiaotzu: Yeah, that was fun.

Stitch: Ih! Weega like to thank the DB cast for helping out in today's episode, even some who didn't do much.

Bulma: (dryly) Don't remind us.

Goku: No problem, guys!

Cream: (to the camera) That's it for another episode.

Lilo: Join us next time when we go after Death Phantom AKA Wiseman from the Sailor Moon series.

Krillin: Oh, that's going to be scary.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Until next time...

All: See ya!

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)