Episode 84: Stupida DeVil

(Our episode begins as we fade in to outside DeVil Manor. Music begins to play.)

Announcer: Folks, don't touch that dial as we're about to begin another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Yes! Without further ado, the hosts!

(The audience applauds as the hosts appear, waving to us.)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show as we prepare to give our worst to the bad guys...and then get our best from them by showing them getting their asses kicked!

Stitch: Ih. Weega took down Sid of Toy Story in previous episode. And boy, did weega enjoy that.

Cream: This episode marks a villain who is a fiend in her own right that they made a song out of her: Cruella DeVill.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Ih. Cruella DeVil, enemy of dogs and animals everywhere, always trying to get quick fur by killing animals and getting them for her fur coats.

Audience: BOOOOO!

Lilo: Yes! Well, if the animals in the live-action films has shown us one thing, is that she can easily be pranked on! And that's what we're going to do!

Audience: Yay!

Cream: She's here and we're going to make her suffer.

Stitch: Time to begin making 5 pranks on the witch so let's do this, people!

Audience: Yeah!

(Inside the mansion, the group looks around the first floor. Stitch picks up a box of tools nearby while Lilo takes a marker. The girl then smirks mischievously as she vandalizes a drawing of Cruella nearby.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group now goes into the living room. Cream takes an empty bucket nearby while Cheese removes a carpet. Stitch works on the floor, making a huge hole before Cheese put the carpet right back.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh. Two pranks down, three more to go.

(The group heads upstairs and into a toy room where Lilo takes a dog toy and two walkie talkies. Next they leave as they head into the bathroom where Cream fill the bucket up with ice cold water.)

Cream: Very damn cold.

(Back downstairs, Cruella enters the room, evil as ever.)

Cruella: Oh, I just love furs. Once I get my newest one...

(Cruella gasps in horror upon seeing her painting vandalized. The audience laughs as she jumps up and down yelling.)

Cruella: AAAARGH!

(The woman calms down and cleans the mess up herself)

Cruella: Stupid vandals! Who did this? It must be those animals, that's for sure.

(Upstairs, Cheese opens a door as Lilo takes a wild ferret from outside. As the girl put the dog toy on the window ledge, Cream spills the icy water onto the floor, making it icy.)

Cream: Hee hee ehe.

Lilo: (smirks) Guys, I got an idea for the fourth pranks...

(Back in the living room, Cruella came back with an annoyed groan.)

Cruella: Whoever ruined my painting will face the wrath of Cruella De...

(The woman however steps onto the carpet, falling right through screaming into the new hole. The audience laughs as Cruella came back into the mansion, yelling and cursing.)

Cruella: DAMN IT ALL! ARRRRRGH!

(At a closet, Lilo puts a ferret there along with a walkie talkie before closing the door.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee hee.

(The group head downstairs, hiding in a wardrobe to dodge Cruella DeVil before going into the kitchen. Stitch grabs some meat.)

Stitch: Meat. It's for pranking.

(The group goes into a room with fur coats, while Stitch smirks devilishly.)

Cream: Got an idea?

Stitch: Hell yeah.

(Stitch quickly rub the meats all over the fur coats quickly.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: Yeah, I know, wait until she gets outside. (Takes out walkie talkie) Now for the run to truly begin...

(Upstairs, Cruella growls)

Cruella: What just happened? I hate animals, at least...(spots the dog toy) Hello, a little doggy, lost? Ha! That will make a great addiiton to my fur coat collection.

(Cruella roars over to the dog toy...but yelps as she slips and slide onto the icy floor before falling out the window. The audience laughs as the woman back into the mansion, cursing and screaming.)

Cruella: AAAARGH! Where's Horace and Jasper when I need them?!

(Cruella heads back upstairs, looking pissed)

Cruella: If it's animals...

Voice from closet: Bark, bark, bark!

Cruella: (notices) A-ha! (Opens closet door) Now I...

(Cruella screams as the ferret jumps at the woman, attacking her. The audience laughs as she fell down the stairs like mad. Once at the bottom, the ferret got off as Cruella got up, screaming.)

Cruella: AAAARGH!

(Cruella goes into the fur coat room and puts one on.)

Cruella: Damn it, that does it! I'm leaving! I can't stand being in here if those stupid animals keep doing this to me! I got enough pranks for one day!!!

(Cruella then leaves the house and heads to her car, but then notices a bunch of animals staring at her.)

Cruella: (glares) What are you looking at?! (Sniffs) And why do I smell... (Realizes) Oh no!

(Cruella screams as the animals attack her like mad. The audience laughs as they take her down hard. Inside the house, Lilo's group watches from a window as they cheer and high five one another.)

Lilo: All right, yes! 5 pranks done!

Cream: We did it!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: Yep, Cruella will lay off on fur coats for a while...once stupid head gets out of hospital.

Lilo: Yeah! (To audience) You folks love that?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: That's nice. We hope you tune in next time for our season finale.

Stitch: Ih. That's when we hit the Fire Nation to pull nasty pranks on Princess Azula..

Lilo: Until then...

All: LATER!

(The audience applauds and cheer as we fade to black, ending the frigging episode.)