Episode 83: Toy Neighbors from Hell

(We cut to outside a familiar house in the first Toy Story film as familiar music plays.)

Announcer: Folks, we ain't toying around when we're back for another kick ass epsiode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM EHLL!

Announcer: Damn right! And now, your hosts!

(The audience cheers and applauds as Lilo's group came onto the scene with smiles on their faces.)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to our show. We're back to take down another creep just like we took down Chase Young in the previous episode.

Cream: Yep! What a meanie he was!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Folks, we love toys as the next person, especially since most of us are frigging kids. So we're excited to kick the ass out of this next target this episode: Sid from the first Toy Story film.

Audience: BOOOOO!

Lilo: That's a first. Anyway, Sid has been destroying toys, just for fun, for ages. This is before he changes his ways so he's going to get what's coming to him.

Cream: Right, pain and suffering for him, excitement for the rest of us.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Shadow: (V.O.) Prepare yourselves, target is on the move...so to speak.

Lilo: Good. (To audience) And now folks, time for us to perform 5 pranks on Sid. Get ready because here we go!

(Inside Sid's house, the group goes into the kitchen. Stitch searches the fridge and pulls out some hot sauce.)

Stitch: One hot sauce meal coming right up.

(Stitch pours the hot sauce into some cereal for Sid nearby.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group heads upstairs, dodging Sid who is on his way downstairs.)

Sid: Man, I'm hungry! I need some food before "playing" with my toys again. Heh heh heh.

(Once Sid's gone, the group goes into his room. Lilo took some TNT nearby along with some marbles. Cream meanwhile left for a while to get some doll clothes from Hannah's room and returns.)

Cream: Got a neat idea for a prank!

(Cream dresses the TNT with the dynamite before replacing it with an actual doll in a vise.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: Nice one, Cream. Now for the next three pranks...

(Downstairs, Sid sat down and has his cereal. Suddenly he yelps and screams upon swallowing the hot sauce. The audience laughs as Sid rushes to the faucet and drank from it.)

Sid: AAAARGH!

(Back in the main hall, Stitch opens a closet door and grab some Christmas lights, tying one end to a bowling ball on the top shelf then tying a toy to the bottom before closing the door halfway.)

Stitch: Heh heh. He can't resist.

(The group returns to the stairs as Lilo set the marbles on the middle landing.)

Lilo: And now the fourth prank is set up, time for the last one.

(The group head downstairs, getting into a wardrobe to dodge Sid for a moment before heading outside. The evil boy head upstairs...then slip on the marbles, sending the asshole downstairs falling. The audience laughs as he got up, injured but okay though Sid screams once more.)

Sid: AAAAARGH! WHO DID THIS?!

(In the backyard, the group saw a toy tied on a lawnmower. Lilo quietly removes the toy, replacing it with garbage. Cream grabs some rope and tied one end to the lawnmower while tying the other to a hiding place.)

Cream: Hee hee hee. How did we know that he would hide here? Lucky guess!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Last prank set up. Time to watch the hilarity unfold.

(Back inside the house, Sid came upstairs, groaning in pain.)

Sid: Ugh. What idiot left the marbles on the stairs? I would hurt someone!

(Sid spots a toy outside a closet and smirks evilly as he grabs it.)

Sid: Ha ha ha ha! This is soooo going to be tortured.

(However as Sid grabs it, the closet door is soon open as the bowling ball rolls out, hitting the boy and knocking him to the floor. The audience laughs as he got up, yelling furiously.)

Sid: AAAAAARGH! WHAT THE HELL?!

(Sid growls and calms down as he goes into his room. Putting the toy away, the brat goes over to the vise and smirks as he begins to work on it.)

Sid: Ha ha ha ha! Crushing Hannah's dolls...that always calms me down...

(However as Sid push harder, the thing explodes, making him into an ash mess. The audience laughs as Sid, cleaning himself off, yells furiously)

Sid: AAAARGH! DAMN IT!

(Around back, Sid, clean off, frowns as he goes over to a lawnmower and grabs the string)

Sid: I hate idiots who does stuff to me. I'm no idiot. (Smirks) At least this will get my mind off those things.

(Sid goes over to a certain spot, not seeing the rope that he steps on that is in a loose)

Sid: Time for a ride, toy! Ha ha ha ha!

(Sid pulls the string, sending the lawnmower off. The boy however saw his foot in the noose)

Sid: (shocked) What the...?!

(The noose grabs his leg, causing Sid to scream as he gets pull along all over the place while the audience laughs. After a while, the boy and lawnmower crashes into a shed, making a mess in there.)

Sid: (V.O.) Ugh.

(Lilo's group appears, laughing as they high-five one another)

Lilo: All right, 5 pranks done and over with!

Cream: Yeah! We sure took down that stupid head Sid!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: (to audience) Did you all enjoy that?

Audience: Yeah!

Lilo: It will be one big step to torturing Sid and making him change his way.

(We can hear some toys cheering though the hosts look puzzled as they look around)

Stitch: Eh?

Lilo: Probably nothing. (To audience) That's our episode for now! Tune in next time as we terrorize the fur off of Cruella De Vil.

Cheese: Chao, chao!

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)