Author's note
All right, this next episode involves one of my favorite characters and such...and it isn't the bully, folks!

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Episode 17: Ghostly Punishment

(We fade in to Amity Park as we hear the narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Folks, if you prefer peace and quiet...then damn it, stop watching right now! But if you want to see bullies and jerks you don't like get theirs, then stay to watch Toon Neighbors from Hell with your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applauds as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where our pranks are set up for the damn creeps here and the worries don't matter.

Cream: Right. In our previous episode, we send Big Brother all the way to China. And now, it's time for yet another bully to get the receiving end of the punishment.

Stitch: Before weega begin, here is the halfa of Amity Park and his friends, Danny Phantom, Sam Manson and Tucker Foley!

(The audience applauds as the said figures show up)

Danny: Hey Lilo, great to be on this show!

Sam: We better get this done soon. Danny will be needed in the tournament back at the frigging hotel.

Cream: No problem! This won't last long! (to camera) Folks, our target in this episode is a bully who pester Danny and his pals for years, Dash Baxter.

Tucker: That asshole may be one of Danny's big fans but today, he will be our target, folks.

Lilo: We will be handing the jerk 5 pranks in this episode.

Sam: Good! I was hoping to kick that scum's ass since the Ember episode. Ugh, I can't believe I have to kiss him!

Danny: Tell me about it, and this is from one guy who is a babe magnet.

Sam: (annoyed) Not now, Danny.

Shadow's Voice: Okay, Dash is in position, unknown to him. Let's get this party going.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The group arrives at a familiar restaurant where Dash and his goons are hanging out)

Dash: Ha ha ha ha! So I push the doofus right in the toilet!

Kwan: Hell yeah! That is so cool!

Danny: (to himself) Well, too bad. You will spend the rest of the day in a hospital.

Sam: Okay, how will we do this prank? Everyone in Amity Park knows whom Danny is.

Lilo: Right, the final episode. No problem. Stitch?

(Stitch smirks as he grab some soda from a table nearby.)

Dash: Hang on, I gotta get me some fries.

(Dash left the table as the others kept on talking. They didn't notice Tucker grabbing some hot sauce nearby. Outside, Cream grabs a whoopie cushion from a box in the trash before going back inside)

Cream: Ain't theft if it means kicking some ass. Hee hee hee.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Danny: All right. Here's where I come in.

(Danny turns invisible and taking the stuff from Tucker and Cream. He flew over to Dash's table. When the kids aren't looking, Danny pour hot sauce onto Dash's burear and put a whoopie cushion in the jerk's chair.)

Danny: Hee hee hee.

(Dash came back with some fries and sat down where he was at before...suddenly a few farting noise is heard, much to his shock and the delight of the audience who laughs like mad)

Dash: What the...?!

(Dash remove the whoopie cushion, causing him to curse and yell like mad)

Dash: Geez.

(Dash ate his burger a bit...then he begins to yelp while shooting out flames making the audience laugh some more.)

Paulina: (worried) Dash, you all right?

Dash: Water...gotta get...

(Unknown to him, Stitch spill the soda onto the floor. As Dash got up, he unknowingly spill on the soda causing him to slide into the counter before hitting the floor. The audience and hosts laugh like mad)

Cream: (giggle) Stupid head goes boom.

Stitch: Ih!

Lilo: 3 pranks down! Not bad!

(The group quickly head over to a water tower while Sam is seen with some rope. Cheese flew up and tie one end to the rope to some sort of release vault. Stitch chew right through a lamp post causing it to fall down.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

(The group rush off quickly as Dash laugh while doing some jogging.)

Dash: Hey, Kwan, I'm ahead...

(Without warning Dash trip over the lamp post that he didn't see. The bully groans while trying to get up, unknowingly pulling on a rope causing the water to be release and spill right onto him. The audience laughs as Dash curse like man)

Kwan: Whoa, looks like Danny did a prank on you.

Dash: That is stupid! Danny is a good hero. He knows better despite him better a wimp in his human form.

(The others watch from nearby as Danny frowns)

Danny: Wimp am I?

Stitch: Looks like stupid head doesn't know you too well.

Tucker: Now for the final prank...

Sam: And we better get our asses to it soon. Danny is due back to the hotel for his fight against Wario.

Danny: Then we got time.

(Cream takes out a familiar can and rush over to a sewer lid, removing the damn thing and spraying the covering to make it look like the lid is still there)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Lilo: Danny, question, is there anything dangerous in the sewers?

(Danny just grin making Lilo and the others look a bit excited. They hide as Dash cross the street, soaking wet)

Dash: If I catch the asshole who did this to me...

(Without warning, Dash step on what he thought was the sewer lid and fell right into the sewer itself. All is dark at first...)

Dash's Voice: Hey, now where am I? Hold on, I got a lighter...

(Dash light his lighter, making some light. To his shock, some monsters appear, growling at him)

Dash: (sweatdrop) Oh crap.

(Up above, some beating up noises are heard as well as some mauling making the audience laughs like mad)

Lilo: Errr, folks, we don't need to show you what the hell is going on down there. I think it speaks for itself.

Sam: (giggling) I will call a hospital, telling them about an accident.

Stitch: (to camera) Folks, looks like Dash will be staying in hospital after all.

Tucker: Yeah, tell me about it!

Lilo: This has been another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. We like to thank Danny and his pals for helping out. Join us next time when we team up with Sam and Max to beat the hell out of their bully, Melvin Hardgrave. Later, everyone!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud like hell. We fade to black, ending the episode.)