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Faster than a speeding prank, it's time for Toon Neighbors from Hell!

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Episode 16: Big Brother, Major Trouble!

(We arrive in Cleveland as the usual announcer and drumroll are heard)

Big Brother: All right, folks, time to give those bullies and creeps the recognization and humiliation that they all deserve! Here is another ass spanking episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(We hear some applauding as the said hosts appear waving)

Lilo: Hey folks! Welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell. You know, it's amazing of how many jerk would bully or torture the innocent. Will they ever learn?

Cream: I damn hope not! We would be out of a job!

(We hear laughter from the hosts and audience)

Stitch: Ih, our last episode shows that bullies do exist when we pull our pranks on that asshole Ace.

Lilo: Yes. Now it's time to put a major hurt on another bully, one of the the Kids Next Door's enemies, Big Brother! And here to help us out are Sector V themselves, Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5!!!!

(The audience applauds as Sector V arrive, shaking hands with the girls, Stitch and Cheese)

Numbuh 1: Hey, it's good to be back.

Numbuh 2: Right, we're ready to do about anything, right Stitch?

Stitch: Ih! Kick ass!

Numbuh 4: Come on, let's show Big Brother not to mess with us.

Numbuh 3: Be patient, Wally!

Lilo: All right, on today's episode, we got 5 pranks to give on that guy.

Numbuh 5: (smirks) 5, now that's a number of us.

Cream: Yeah I know. (to camera) Folks, stick around. We're ready to give you guys a couple of laughs!

(The group walk through the neighborhood and found Big Brother bullying some kids nearby)

Big Brother: Heh heh, stupid little kiddies. Me am smarter.

Numbuh 4: (to himself) Oh, so you think, dork.

Cream: (smirks) Okay, idea for the first kick ass prank!

(Numbuh 2 grabs some leaves nearby and toss them onto a rake nearby)

Numbuh 2: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: Looks good. Okay, let's hit the ice cream truck.

(The group head over to the ice cream truck while Stitch picks up a porcupine and a bottle of cream nearby. When the ice cream man isn't looking, Cheese swipe one of the cones)

Cheese: Chao, chao chao.

(Big Brother smirks as he saw the ice cream truck and heads over to it. He steps onto the leaves...and onto the rake causing it to swing up and hit him in the face causing the audience to laugh like mad.)

Big Brother: Duh, what the hell?!

Numbuh 5: (smirks) All right, 1 prank done so far...

(The group hide quickly as Big Brother goes to the ice cream truck and orders an ice cream cone. Numbuh 5 put the porcupine, put the cream over it and switch it with the ice cream cone that Big Brother just ordered)

Numbuh 5: Hee hee hee!

(Big Brother taste the ice cream...and porcupine causing him to scream like yell when the pricks got into his tongue)

Big Brother: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(The audience and hosts laugh like hell as Big Brother toss his 'ice cream cone' done while screaming a bit)

Lilo: (smirks) All right, 2 pranks done.

Cream: We are really pissing this asshole off.

(Now then, we see Stitch grabbing some chalk as they go over to watch Big Brother making fun of a pit bull that lunge at him, only to miss due to the length of rope holding it. A sign nearby that 'Beware of Dog. Stay behind line at all times'.)

Big Brother: Uh, stupid dog, hee hee.

(Big Brother walks away and grab a hose with a sprayer to spray some kids with it, chasing them away. Stitch quickly erase the line and made a new one too near the dog)

Stitch: Heh heh heh heh.

Numbuh 1: (smirk) That oughta tick off him.

(The hosts hide as Big Brother came back and laugh madly at the dog, unaware of where the line is now. Suddenly the nasty bitch jump at the creep and maul him like hell, causing Big Brother to scream and the audience to laugh)

Numbuh 5: (giggling) Oh hell yeah, baby.

(Numbuh 4 meanwhile mess with one part of the hose that Big Brother was using)

Numbuh 4: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(Once the dog is done, it went back into the doghouse with Big Brother a huge mess)

Big Brother: (groaning) Ouch...

(Big Brother shake it off and yell in madness. He then breath in and out a bit before grabbing the sprayer to spray some more kids. However none came out, confusing the big jerk. Unknown to Big Brother, the part of the hose that Numbuh 4 mess up begins to get bigger and bigger)

Cream: (quietly) 5...4...3...2...1...

(Suddenly the hose explodes, getting Big Brother all wet, much to his shock. As the audience laughs at this, the bully shakes the water off and scream in anger and annoyance)

Lilo: All right, 4 pranks done and 1 more to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Numbuh 2: Man, this last one will be our best one yet!

(We now see the heroes digging a big hole in the ground before climbing out and putting leaves on it quickly.)

Numbuh 4: (smirks) Oh yeah, this is going to be coool!

Numbuh 5: (notice) Oops, here he comes.

(The group hide quickly as Big Brother comes. However he stops and saw the leaves over the hole in the ground)

Big Brother: Ha! They try to trick Big Brother. Me is too smart for them!

(Big Brother laughs as he steps over the hole and is about to continue...but he steps on a hidden rake that hits him causing the jerk to go stumbling backwards, falling right into the damn hole)

Big Brother: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs madly as the hosts high five one another)

Numbuh 3: Yay! We won!

Stitch: Ih, yeah!

Numbuh 2: Good work, everyone, especially you little buddy!

Cream: Where did we send him?

Lilo: A big ticket, all the way to China!

(We see China in an upside down kinda way as Big Brother fall out of a hole and lands on the ground nearby, confused)

Big Brother: Huh?

(Back in Cleveland, the audience applauds as Lilo spoke to the camera)

Lilo: Well, folks, that's about wrap it up for us. Cream, Stitch, Cheese and I like to thank Sector V of the Kids Next Door for helping out in today's episode.

Numbuh 1: Thanks! We gotta get going to enjoy the tactics that the hotel has to offer.

Lilo: And folks, join us next time as we kick the ass out of Danny Phantom's fan yet bully, Dash Daxter. Until then, don't let the door hit your ass if you're a bully!

(More applause is heard as the hosts and their friends wave before we fade to black)