Episode 137: Beating on the Mouse

 

(We fade in to a house as familiar music begins to play)

 

Announcer: Folks, welcome to another exciting and ass kicking episode of...

 

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!!

 

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

 

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group came into the place, waving to everyone)

 

Lilo: Hey everyone! Welcome to the exciting show which we called Toon Neighbors from Hell.

 

Stitch: It's the Christmas season and weega got a lot of gifts for you this month.

 

Cream: Like showing us beating up on meanies who asked for it!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Lilo: Last time, we made Dwayne regret his actions, so forth. It's up to us to harass yet another creepazoid.

 

Cream: Today, it's Mickey's rival Mortimer who usually tries to steal Minnie away and causes trouble for him.

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

Stitch: Well, as usually, we got one way to respond to that.

 

Audience: PRANK HIM!

 

Stitch: Hell yeah weega will!

 

Lilo: We are going up to 8 pranks for this episode! Let's punish Mortimer, shall we?

 

Audience: YEAH!

 

Cream: Come on!

 

(The group goes through the house, entering the kitchen first. Stitch with a smirk put in an egg in the microwave, turning the thing on.)

 

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

 

Lilo: Next prank.

 

(The group now sneak over to the fridge and opens it, finding Mortimer's drink. The group then took out a bottle and empty it.)

 

Cream: Now...

 

(With a giggle, Cream pours hot sauce into the empty bottle then put it back into the fridge)

 

Cream: Hee hee.

 

Lilo: (notices) Mortimer's coming.

 

(The group leaves the room quickly. We see Mortimer coming in, smirking)

 

Mortimer: Ha cha cha! What a great name! Would be great with a good breakfast!

 

(The mouse hears the microwave beeping. He gasps upon seeing a big egg mess in it. The audience laughs as Mortimer jumps up and down, angrily.)

 

Mortimer: AAAAARGHHHHH!!!

 

(Mortimer groans as he calms down somewhat. We now see the group in Mortimer's bathroom. With a smirk, Stitch then switches the shampoo with hair tonic.)

 

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

 

Cream: (grins) Prank 3 is set up. Now for the next one.

 

(We see Mortimer back in the kitchen, getting a familiar bottle)

 

Mortimer: Whoever said soda isn't good for breakfast is a dope! Why, this looks perfect for yours truly!

 

(Mortimer drinks the bottle fast. Suddenly, the mouse yelps and spits out flames, making the audience laugh. The mouse rushes to the drink, drinking it like mad.)

 

Mortimer: AAAARGH! TOO HOT! TOO HOT!!!!

 

(We see Lilo's group in Mortimer's room. They spot the villain's trampoline in which Cream put an extra spring into it. Lilo turns on the overhead lamp)

 

Lilo: (smirks) Brilliant. Prank 4 is set up.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Cream: Come on! Let's continue our fun!

 

(We now see Mortimer going into the bathroom, getting into the tub)

 

Mortimer: Well, despite the unpleasantness at breakfast, nothing will ruin my bath! Ha cha cha!

 

(Mortimer turns on the shower, cleaning himself while using the hair tonic unknowingly. Suddenly the mouse looks shocked as he suddenly got brown hair all over himself. The audience laughs madly while Mortimer screams)

 

Mortimer: AHHHHHHH!!!! I look like Bigfoot!!!!

 

(We return to Lilo's group as they head down a hallway. Stitch drop some marbles as Cheese opens a nearby door.)

 

Stitch: Hee hee. Kick ass.

 

Lilo: All right, 3 more pranks left to set up.

 

(Mortimer, still a brown mess, looks annoyed as he returns to his room, heading to the trampoline.)

 

Mortimer: Ugh. My day couldn't suck some more.

 

(Mortimer jumps onto the trampoline...which send him flying high into the air and into the lamp, getting him electrocuted. The audience laughs as he screams like mad.)

 

Mortimer: AAAAARGHHHHH!!!!

 

(The villain hit the floor, groaning in pain)

 

Mortimer: Ugh, shocking, I know....

 

(Next, Lilo's group goes into the laundry room. Cream grabs a plug, put one end of the outlet while putting the other in a puddle on the floor.)

 

Cream: He needs to clean up often.

 

Lilo: That's true.

 

Stitch: 2 more pranks left!

 

(Mortimer came down the hall, looking annoyed as he tries to clean himself off)

 

Mortimer: Okay, some jerk is pranking me! I am going to find them and...

 

(Mortimer however slips on the pranks, yelping as he fell down a nearby door. The audience laughs as Mortimer came back, jumping up and down in anger.)

 

Mortimer: ARGH!

 

(Upstairs to a balcony, Lilo's group found a pair of binoculars. Lilo carefully put super glue onto the viewing part while Stitch carefully removes the things on the balcony, keeping the rails together.)

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao chao.

 

Lilo: No worries, folks. This is a cartoon. The fall won't hurt Mortimer...

 

All: Much.

 

(We see Mortimer grumbling as he is carrying a basket)

 

Mortimer: If I ever marry Minnie, I will let her do my laundry once in a...

 

(Mortimer steps in the water, screaming like mad as he is electrocuted. The villain fell down as the audience laughs)

 

Mortimer: ARGH!!!!

 

(Outside on the front lawn, we see a sleeping Butch nearby. With a smirk, they sneak over before Cheese drops a loud maker on the lawn.)

 

Lilo: (quietly) The stupid head probably likes to tease him.

 

Stitch: (quietly) Teasing. One way of saying youga busted.

 

Cream: Right. All pranks are a-go!

 

(Out on the balcony, Mortimer smirks as he arrives, taking his binoculars. He put them to his face, looking towards Minnie's house)

 

Mortimer: Ha cha cha! Minnie looks pretty every day!

 

(Mortimer tries to remove the binocular but they're stuck.)

 

Mortimer: (shocked) What the...?!

 

(The audience laughs as he tries to get the binoculars off. As the mouse struggles, Mortimer collides with the loose rails, sending him falling to the ground.)

 

Mortimer: AHHHH!!!

 

(The audience laughs madly as Mortimer got off the ground, groaning)

 

Mortimer: Great. How the heck could my day get worst?

 

(Mortimer moves around and unknowingly steps on the loud maker, making a huge noise that woke Butch up. The mouse gulps as Butch growls viciously at him.)

 

Mortimer: Why did I bother?

 

(Mortimer screams as Butch pounces at him, mauling him like mad. Once he's done, the dog goes back to sleep, on top of the groaning Mortimer. The audience laughs.)

 

Mortimer: I think I am done for the day, folks.

 

(The audience laughs and applauds as we see the hosts laughing)

 

Lilo: Oh wow! That was hilarious!

 

Cream: Hee hee! Sure taught him one.

 

Stitch: Ih. Mortimer is gonna feel that one if he could get out from under that dog!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

(The audience cheers some more)

 

Lilo: That's our episode for now, folks. Join us next time when we prank the gorilla mad man Gorilla Grodd!

 

Stitch: With anti-brain washing stuff at our disposal!

 

All: Later/Chao!

 

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)

 

The End

 

A/N: Sweet! Another episode done! Read and review!