Episode 136: Over the Stinkin' Hedge

 

(We hear familiar music in a suburb town as an announcer spoke)

 

Announcer: Hey folks! Time to hit the suburbs and punish the creeps in this brand new episode of...

 

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

 

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

 

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear, waving)

 

Lilo: Hey, everyone. Welcome to our show.

 

Stitch: Weega are almost close to the season finale and we're having fun!

 

Cream: We took down that meanie Judge Frollo in the previous episode.

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

Lilo: Yep. Today, we're taking on someone who preys on innocent animals in a dangerous possession.

 

Stitch: Dwayne the Verminator, the animal eliminator! Stupid head is a big threat to animals and animal lovers are over!

 

Lilo: On our episode, we are going to prank him 7 times.

 

Cream: And make him cry for mommy.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

Lilo: Lots of fun, right folks?

 

Audience: Yeah!

 

Stitch: Oh yeah! Come with us! Weega got fun for youga all!

 

(The group goes throughout the neighborhood and finds the Verminator's truck.)

 

Lilo: All right, time for prank 1.

 

(The group sneaks over to the truck and opens the door. Cream put some nails into the driver's seat.)

 

Cream: Hee hee hee.

 

Lilo: Good. Prank 1 done.

 

(The group moves onward to a plastic flamingo. Cream drop marbles as Stitch opens up a nearby sewer lid.)

 

Cream: All righty, the second prank is set up.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

(The group continues onward to where a dog is at. Lilo removes the distance line and put it near the dog. Cheese moves the squeaky toy carefully before Lilo put down a stuffed squirrel.)

 

Lilo: All right. Prank 3 is ready...

 

(We see Dwayne smirking as he goes into his seat)

 

Dwayne: Yeah! Another kill! They oughta pay me more for this crap!

 

(As the exterminator sat down in the driver's seat, he screams in pain upon sitting on the nails, causing him to fall out. The audience laughs as Dwayne got up, yelping in pain.)

 

Dwayne: OOOOOOUCH!!!!

 

(We cut to the group going to a nearby BBQ turns up the heat on the grill, causing a hamburger to be on flames before Lilo put a shovel near it. Cheese hums as he put down a stuffed duck.)

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Lilo: All right. Prank 4 is a go-.

 

(Nearby, Dwayne's truck stops nearby as he jumps up and shoots at a plastic flamingo with a net)

 

Dwayne: (frowns) Aw hell! Those things are still alike! I better get it.

 

(As Dwayne moves forward, he slips on the marble, making him yelp and fell into the sewer)

 

Dwayne: AHHHHHH!!!!

 

(The audience laughs as he got out, stinky and groaning)

 

Dwayne: Hell, that stinks! Whoa!

 

(We go back to Lilo's group as they move to the next task at hand here. Upon arriving at a lawnmower, Cheese put a stuffed squirrel near the parking brake while Cream tie a rope to the back, hiding the end from sight.)

 

Cream: Hee hee hee. Shhh!

 

Lilo: All right. 2 more pranks left to set up.

 

(Meanwhile, Dwayne arrives in a familiar area, spotting the squirrel. With a smirk, he fires at it, zapping the squirrel in the net.)

 

Dwayne: Gotcha! And now...

 

(Dwayne got closer to the dog and steps on the toy, waking him up)

 

Dog: Play?

 

Dwayne: Oh god, not again!

 

(The dog jumps and mauls Dwayne, making the audience laughs like mad. When the dog is done, Dwayne got away, groaning)

 

Dwayne: Argh!

 

(We see the gang near a sewer lid which Stitch opens up. As Cream put a blanket over it, Lilo proceeds in putting a tape recorder that players a raccoon noise in it.)

 

Lilo: Well, we can't always use stuffed animals, right?

 

Cheese: Chao.

 

Cream: One more prank left.

 

(Cut back to Dwayne who arrives at the grill, spotting the duck.)

 

Dwayne: Yeah! Duck this, bitch!

 

(Dwayne fires at the duck which fell right onto one end of the shovel...causing the other to flip the flaming burger towards him)

 

Dwayne: (shocked) What the...?!

 

(The burger hits Dwayne, sending him to flames. The villain yells as he tries to put himself out while the audience out.)

 

Dwayne: AHHHHHHH!!!!

 

(Once Dwayne is done, he groans in pain a bit)

 

Dwayne: Those fake animals hate me today.

 

(We see a yard with a familiar trap in it.)

 

Lilo: Looks like that contraband item that folks aren't supposed to have.

 

Stitch: Ih...wanna make stupid head trip in it?

 

Cream: He may not be stupid enough to fall in the first two things, but...

 

(Cheese flies over and switch the control panel to "chicken". Lilo and Cream set up an animal dummy filled with tar and chickens with Stitch putting a detonator on the ground. He smirks and put down a roller skate nearby.)

 

Stitch: Sweet.

 

Lilo: All right, last prank is set up! Let's have fun, shall we?

 

(We now see the villain spotting the stuffed squirrel near the parking brake and smirks)

 

Dwayne: Got you now!

 

(Dwayne fires at the squirrel, causing it to fell and turn the parking brake off. The lawnmower mows off...causing Dwayne to yelp as the rope that he

unknowingly stepped on grabs his foot, sending him dragging)

 

Dwayne: Whoa!

 

(The audience laughs like mad as he is dragged all over. A while later, Dwayne moves around like a commando)

 

Dwayne: Those animals are so...life like. But they won't take me down! (Hears a raccoon noise) Aha! My nemesis!

 

(Dwayne rushes forward and steps on the blanket. He yells in alarm while falling through the secret manhole cover. The audience laughs as a splash is heard.)

 

Dwayne: (V.O.) Damn, it's dark in here.

 

(A while later, we see Dwayne moving around, wet and annoyed)

 

Dwayne: I'm starting to think that I was pranked! (Smirks) Well, if they think they got me, they...

 

(Dwayne spots the dummy nearby, gasping)

 

Dwayne: Got you now!

 

(Dwayne charges but set off the detonator unknowingly. The dummy explodes, sending tar and feathers onto him, making him look like a chicken. Dwayne trying to move steps on the roller skate, sending him roller)

 

Dwayne: WHOA!

 

(The villain trips and fell into a yard and right into a beam. As Dwayne got up, the trap is activated, much to his notice.)

 

Dwayne: Not again...

 

(The area flashes as screams of pain are heard. The audience laughs as, a while later, we see Dwayne in a cage, mauled, ripped and whatever)

 

Dwayne: Ouchie...

 

(The audience applauds as we see the hosts laughing)

 

Lilo: And thus, there you have it! Another stupid head humiliated.

 

Stitch: Wow, guess he really is a...chicken!

 

Cream: Ha ha ha! Good one, Stitch!

 

(The audience cheers on)

 

Lilo: Folks, that is our show! Join us next time when our next victim is Mickey Mouse's rival Mortimer.

 

Cream: Yes, we're getting closer to the season finale than ever!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

Stitch: Until then...

 

All: LATER!

 

(The audience cheers onward as the hosts waves. We fade to black, ending this episode.)

 

The End

 

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