Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 104: 104. Episode 103: Catch a Tai Lung by the tail
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Episode 103: Catch a Tai Lung by the tail
(Music begins as we arrives in some sort of abandoned fortress)
Announcer: Folks, get ready for some fun and bully bashing! Get ready for...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!
Announcer: And now, your hosts!
(The audience applauds as Rainbow, Pinkie and Cheese appears)
Rainbow: Hey everyone! Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Cheese here, still filling in for Lilo and company who are still racing. Why aren't they back by now?
Pinkie: I'm guessing that the first episode of TAR is doing slow due to reality problems.
Rainbow: Yeah. Anyway, last time, we took down the creep Calamitious. This time, we go after a way more terrible criminal.
Cheese: Chao chao chao!
Rainbow: Tai Lung of course! The villain who, after being denied his chance of being the Dragon Droid, attacked the Valley of Peace and causes chaos until he was stopped and locked up. Tai Lung broke out years later but got his tail whooped by Po Panda.
Pinkie: (grins) And now, it's our turn with 5 pranks awaiting! You folks ready?
Audience: HELL YEAH!
Rainbow: Oh yeah! Let's do this. Tai Lung is in here so time to go!
(The trio sneaks through the fortress then enters the throne room. With a smirk, Pinkie took out a drill and drills around Tai Lung's seat.)
Pinkie: Hee hee. This oughta 'overthrow' him.
(The trio leaves the room. In a hallway, Cheese drops a bunch of marbles onto the floor)
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Rainbow: Nice, only two pranks down, 3 more to work on.
(Next the trio heads into the training room. Rainbow took out some oil and spill it all over the place quickly)
Rainbow: (chuckles) This oughta be fun and quick.
(Meanwhile, we see Tai Lung entering his throne room, sitting on his room)
Tai Lung: Po and Shifu will pay...I just need the right time and advantage to...
(Suddenly a noise is heard, much to his concern)
Tai Lung: What the....
(The villain fell through the hole that is made in floor, sending him below. The audience laughs as he got up, screaming)
Tai Lung: AAAAAAARGH!!!!
(In a lunch area, the trio enters as Rainbow smirks and took out a smelly bomb, throwing it into a cabinet)
Rainbow: Once he opens this...
Pinkie: BOOM!
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Rainbow: One more prank left to make, you two! Come on!
(We now see Tai Lung recovering as he walks down the hallway)
Tai Lung: (growling) Chase has warned me about prankers. If it's Lilo and her friends, I gotta...
(Tai Lung however slips on the marbles, causing him to fall on his ass on the ground. The audience laughs as he got up, cursing and screaming)
Tai Lung: DAMN! AAAAAAARGH!
(We see the group outside of the fortress with Rainbow holding out a tape recorder, speaking into it. Oddly enough, it sounds just like Po.)
Rainbow: (Po's voice in recorder) Testing, testing, one two three.
(Rainbow press play button)
Po's Voice in recorder: Testing, testing, one two three.
Pinkie: (grins) Cool! Sounds just like Po!
Rainbow: Yeah, and that is the advantage that we're going for here.
(Tai Lung goes into his training room, growling a bit)
Tai Lung: Perhaps some training will cool me down...and it hellva better!
(Tai Lung jumps onto a turning thing...but slips and is sending flying like mad)
Tai Lung: AAAAGH!
(Tai Lung slips all over the place, hitting the damn equipment and getting his nuts crack similar to Po's training in the first film. The audience laughs like mad as Tai Lung got burned and send flying out of the training room. He got up, jumping up and down, cursing)
Tai Lung: DAMN IT!!!
(Tai Lung growls and calms down as he goes into the lunch area)
Tai Lung: Prankers, prankers! I will hunt them down and kill them! After I get some food...
(Tai Lung opens the fridge, causing the bomb to go off. The audience laughs as the gas is send throughout the room. Tai Lung gasps and screams)
Tai Lung: AAAAAAARGH!
(Outside, Tai Lung breaks the door, looking around)
Tai Lung: I KNOW YOU'RE OUT HERE! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME, YOU COWARDS! COME ON!
Po's Voice: Hey Tai Lung, in here!
(Tai Lung turns to the direction of a familiar cave)
Po's Voice: In here, stupid!
Tai Lung: Po, I should've known! Prepare to die!!!!
(Tai Lung jumps into the cave and hits something. The villain looks confused as he saw a tape recorder)
Po's Voice: Gotcha!
Tai Lung: (shocked) What the...?!
(Suddenly Tai Lung heard a growl, making him yelp in horror as a huge monster appears and mauls him. Outside the cave, we can hear the villain screaming as the audience laughs. A while away, Rainbow, Pinkie an Cheese laughs a bit.)
Rainbow: Oh yeah! All 6 pranks done and without a scratch...on us!
Pinkie: Yes sir, Tai Lung is Tai 'Pieces' after this!
Cheese: Chao chao chao!
(The audience applauds some more)
Rainbow: Folks, that's our show for today. Join us for the season finale as we take down the Kids Next Door's big enemy, Mr. Boss.
Pinkie: Until next time, see ya!
(The audience cheers as the hosts wave while we fade to black, ending the episode)