Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 103: 103. Episode 102: Calamitious's Calamity
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Episode 102: Calamitious's Calamity
(We hear the usual theme music as we fade in to a lab)
Announcer: Folks, let's not forget this episode. It is going to kick ass on...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Announcer: You got that right! And now, your hosts!
(The audience applauds as Rainbow, Pinkie and Cheese came in)
Rainbow: Hey, welcome back to the show, everyone. Yeah, Lilo and company are still in their Toon Amazing Race game.
Pinkie: Which means more fun for us!
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Rainbow: Previously, we took down Crocker with 5 pranks. Now we're pulling 5 pranks on yet another dirtbag in this episode known as Dr. Finbar Calamitious!
Pinkie: Right, the intense meanie who has caught trouble for Jimmy and his pals since his first shown up. He never could finish stuff...even killing the hero.
Cheese: Chao!
Pinkie: We will do it for him...his own humiliation!
Rainbow: Oh yeah, as we said before, 5 pranks awaits us so stick around, folks. We're about to begin!
Audience: YEAH!
(The trio goes through a hallway, dodging a robot on guard. They came up with a picture. With a smirk, Pinkie took out a marker and vandalizes it.)
Pinkie: Hee hee. 4 pranks left to work on.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
(The group goes into a lab which features some ingredients for a bomb. A warning label reads 'pour in right ingredients'.)
Rainbow: Interesting...for us!
(Rainbow smirks devilishly as she took out some kitchen supplies and switches the label)
Rainbow: Heh heh heh. Sweet.
(The group goes over to some sort of robot in another room. Pinkie took out a wrench and rush around it before she's done.)
Pinkie: Ha ha ha.
Cheese: Chao?
Pinkie: Just 'tinkering' a bit.
Rainbow: Now 2 pranks left to work on.
(We see Calamitious walking down the hall, heading to his lab)
Calamitious: Yes, Neutron will fall once I get my latest creation done! And...well, I don't know what will happen after that but I'm sure it's smashing!
(Calamitious gasps as he saw his painting mess. The audience laughs as he jumps up and down in the hallway angrily)
Calamitious: AAAAAARGH!
(Calamitious calms down somewhat as he fixes his painting then go into his lab. We see the ponies entering the lunch area. Cheese took out some laxatives, putting them in Calamitious's drink.)
Pinkie: (grins) Yeah, that oughta get him running to the can.
Rainbow: Yep. Now one more prank left.
(Calamitious came into a familiar room and pours some 'familiar' ingredients into a beaker)
Calamitious: Ha ha ha! I will use this bomb to blow Neutron and his damn friends out of the water! No one can...
(Suddenly the area explodes in one explosion. The audience laughs as we see Calamitious covered in baking soda.)
Calamitious: (shocked) What the hell?!
(As the villain cleans himself off, he jumps up and down, pissed off)
Calamitious: AAAARGH!
(We see the ponies in some sort of land mine field as Rainbow pushes in a cloud then makes it snow all over.)
Rainbow: Okay, this oughta be cool...
Pinkie: Yeah, and just to make things fun!
(Pinkie drops a roller skate onto the ground, smirking devilishly)
Pinkie: Now we're cool.
(We see Calamitious in the lunch area groaning)
Calamitious: Bah, must be prankers. I will get my revenge...somehow...I think. I'm hungry.
(Calamitious drank his water down fully. A while later, the short man yelps in alarm.)
Calamitious: Gah!
(The audience laughs as he rushes out of the room and into the bathroom area. He is heard screaming while crapping0
Calamitious: AAAAAARGH!
(Once he's done, Calamitious came out, looking pissed)
Calamitious: Oh, what am I doing here for?! I got Neutron to smash!!!
(Calamitious goes to a familiar room where his robot is and got in. He flies off)
Calamitious: Neutron, prepare to...
(Suddenly the robot flies out of control, hitting sides of the lab and the ground like mad)
Calamitious: What the...?! Stop, stop! DAMN IT, STOP!!!
(Calamitious ends up getting ejected out of his robot, landing in a familiar snowy field. The audience laughs as he got up, jumping up and down.)
Calamitious: AAAAAAAARGH!!!!
(Calamitious groans as he got back up)
Calamitious: Ugh, where am I?
(Calamitious yelps as he finds himself in a familiar field)
Calamitious: Damn it all! It's my mine field...which is covered with snow! I got to be careful.
(The villain moves around slowly, doing his best not to set any mines off)
Calamitious: Almost out of the danger zone. I could ma...
(Calamitious suddenly slips onto the skate then screams as he lands onto a mine which explodes. The villain is send onto another mine that explodes and so on and so forth. Long story short, when all is clear, Calamitious is covered with ashes.)
Calamitious: (coughs) I need...a doctor and then...I don't know what's next.
(Calamitious collapses to the ground. Back with the hosts who were watching, they laugh as the audience applauds.)
Rainbow: Oh yeah, success!
Pinkie: Yes, another meanie put down!
Rainbow: Right, he's going to feel that one tomorrow.
Cheese: Chao chao chao!
Pinkie: That's our show for today, folks! Join us next time as we go after that meanie Tai Lung on the next episode of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Rainbow: See you next time!
(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)