I woke up with the sun blurring my visions and a certain pink pony jumping on the edge of my new warm bed. "Yay your awake! It's time to get baking !"

I was still adjusting to the sun but yet I couldn't have the pink pony waiting for me so I tried to power through the suns death ray of light. I pushed the blue and yellow covers aside. I put my feet on the ground, it felt very cold and it was. The coldness tickled the bottom of my feet for a few seconds before I got used to it. I still had my cloths on because it would be to cold without them.

"Hold on I'm coming." I walked to the door slowly. My legs felt like jelly they were a bit bouncy but legs didn't fail me so I trust them to get me through the day. "Let's get this over with." I whispered to myself. Yes, I love hanging around with Pinkie Pie but I just want to get my Internet pony.

Here we go. I walked down the stairs revealing the whole store. It was closed till 8am and it was 7am so we had an hour to make cupcakes and then 8 hours of work.

-9 hours later-

The day went like this ok so we were making cupcakes and Applebloom burst in with Pinkie asking for her cutie mark, Pinkie told me to take a brake from cooking. So I did. I knew this might take a bit so I decided to go and spend my new bits, yes I figured out my paper money changed to gold coins.

I walked out the door and Twilight came in. I think she saw me but I'm not sure. If she did I'm going to be interrogated and studied if not then good I'm home free. I saw the Internet pony store right across the street and it looked white with a neon sign "IP store".

I walked over there and got out my 50% off coupon. I opened the door and everything was chrome colored. The walls were filled with shelves and on those shelves were ponies. Firefox browser, chrome browser, Internet explorer browser, and so many more! It was amazing but I came here for a certain one.

"May I help you sir?" A voice called out of now where.

"Yes I'm looking to buy a Chrome Internet pony." I called out.

"What color?" It asked

"What colors do you have?"

"White, black, grey."

"White."

"What gender?"

"Male."

"How tall?"

"About up to my shoulder."

"Would you like to install genitalia?"

"That's an odd question but sure."

"How big?"

"What's the sizes?"

"Small, medium, large."

"Can I see all."

It brought up a picture of each and the sizes of each.

"Medium."

"Eye color."

"Blue."

"What sexual orientation?"

"Gay"

"Do you want him to be attracted to you?"

"Yes."

"How long till he'll be attracted?"

"6 months."

"Do you want him to be a hybrid of pony and Internet pony?"

"Yes."

"Alicorn, unicorn, Pegasus, or earth pony?"

"Alicorn."

"Any other custom or special option/attachments you would like to add?"

"Yes, can he wake me up at 6am on week days and 9am on weekends and can he go into sleep mode when I'm not home and or when I tell him? Oh, and can he have normal pony functions like hunger, emotions, and opinions?"

"Yes. Will that be all?"

"Yes."

"Creating pony now," a buzzing sound came on. "Please come back in 4-8 hours while we create your Internet pony. If you would you can pay now or pay once you get your pony. There is a 100% refund for 1 month, if you are not satisfied with your pony after the month you may bring him back for a 50% refund."

"What's the price?"

"120 bits."

"I have a coupon for 50% off so.. Can I pay and use that now and pick him up later?"

"Yes. Please give the chrome pony the money and it'll be ready in 4-8 hours. Would like to set up a time to pick him up?" A chrome pony walked up behind me silently. She had white fur and a multi colored mane. It was the chrome browser colors like the one had. I pulled out my wallet and was going to expect paper money but there were bits. I gazed at the site of it but then realized I still had to pay so I pulled out 120 bits and gave her the money and she put it in her satchel on her back.

"May I see your coupon to verify that it is still active and not a fraud." I held out my hand and in it was a crippled coupon. A red line went over the bar code and the coupon itself. "Verified." She handed back 60 bits and walked away.

"What time is it right now?"

"12:36 pm."

"Can I pick him up at 7:30 tonight?"

"Yes. What will this order be under?"

"Alden V."

"Ok well thank you and good bye." I turned around to see a white door leading outside. I opened the door and at the same time I noticed Twilight walk out at the same time. I froze at the site of her. She walked on to the road and she some how caught the site of me. At that moment my heart stopped.

"Hey! Hey! You!" Twilight yelled from across the street. My heart started to work again and started to beat faster and faster as she trotted towards me.

"I know this place well enough to get around and lose her. If I must get away from the best element of harmony to stay alive.. I must run." I thought. So I did what my instincts to me to do. Run. A turned around the building and took off sprinting.

"HEY WAIT UP!" Twilight yelled. She took off running like me but only not because she was being followed but because she was following someone.

My eyes burned a little cause of the sweat in my eyes. A few tears left my sockets at the thought of being torn limb from limb to be studied from the inside out and that I would be the only one of that certain species. I kept running and running and running. My breaths became faster and deeper and it became harder to breath. I looked back and she was gone. I stopped to take a breath and a relief that I lost my pony of death.

"Finally I can talk to you." A light and happy voice said.

"AHH!" My voice squeaked highly as I screamed, I fell on the ground and started crawling back wars till I hit a wall. "Please don't kill me for your studies!" I covered my face and squished my body together in a little ball of fear.

"What do you mean? Your just odd looking. Are you friend of the griffons? Cause I've never seen anything or studied anything like you before." She asked as she got closer to my face. "But my name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm th-" I interrupted her.

"Your the Heir to the great Princess Celestia, you were sent to Ponyville because Celestia sent you to study friendship, you have a pet dragon who is now family and your little brother I should say and his name is Spike, you are the main element of harmony and your the element of magic, your brothers name is Shining Armor, he is the leader of the royal guards, he's married to Princess Cadence who was your baby sitter, you defeated Discord, Nightmare moon, and the Changeling army, you found the final element of harming, and you have 5 friends Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbowdash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. I know who you are, I don't like the griffons so much, my name is Alden, I'm a human, I died in a different universe and somehow I ended up here, in my universe I was on the planet earth, in my universe this was a fictional place but I guess it's a place which is true and full of information and honesty. Anything else you want me to say before you take me to your lab and rip my head open." I explained with fear and despair in my eyes.

She stood there speechless. "Bu-t h-how di-d-d y-you an-n-nother un-I-ver Shi-nin-g Ar-m-mor..." She opened her mouth shocked and sat down.

"Should I go now?" I asked just waiting for the moment she calls out for Princess Celestia.

"I must report this to Princess Celestia." She said.

"See I told you she was going to call Princess Celestia." I told myself.

I walked away going back to the bakery where I lived and worked. Today.. Today is going to be worse than I thought. I got to the bakery and went up to my room to be greeted with 2 royal guards awaiting in my room.

"Sir, at the demands of Princess Celestia you must come with us." They stood stiff and tall. There was no expression on the faces which made them look that more intimidating.

"Can't I just take a quick nap?" I looked at them with the ruff ness of my day in the bags of my eyes.

"No at the demands of the Princess we must go, now." They stepped forward and pushed my down the stairs.

We went out the back way of the bakery. "Wait where are you taking him?" Pinkie said looking at me. I looked back with despair in my eyes, my heart filled with fear, and my body feeling numb.

I saw a gold chariot and they through me in the back of it. They tied my hands together so I couldn't do anything but watch and scratch my nose. "Hey when it turns around 7:30 can we go back to get my IP from the store?" They didn't answer me. So I didn't want to try. I had all of tomorrow to pick it up anyway.

The clouds covered my view from anything. It was a spine chilling scenery as I saw the castle come into view. It was a big castle and one I never expected to look so big. I saw Princess Luna up in the watch tower looking over Ponyville and the rest of Equestria. She looked at me and just starred. I saw her leave her podium and walk inside her tower.

"Get out." We landed and they pulled me out of the cart. The ponies who flew it flew away with it. They put me on the ground. A fairly big wooden door opened. A light shadow creeped out of it. Slowly a white and tall alicorn came out of the dark. Revealing her true colors to me. She looked at me as if she was frustrated with me disturbing her presences. The door opened again revealing a pony. A pony I now grew into anger for bringing me here and not letting get my pony and not letting me get through a somewhat tough day. Her name was known as Twilight Sparkle.

"And who do you think you are coming into my kingdom, knowing everything about Twilight Sparkle my apprentice and coming out and saying a universal lie! EXPLAIN!" She shouted at me. I tried to stand up but they still held me down. I was by the edge all I needed to do was jump. I would be out and done. I would have finished what the truck driver forgot to do.

I looked her straight in the eyes. My eyes filled with sadness and my weakness and insufficient strength to even be here with her. "If you want me to explain I will but I would like you to be a but calmer please."

"Fine. I'm sorry for being so rude to someone I've just met. I'm Princess Cele-" I interrupted her.

"Stia. Your sister turned into nightmare moon and you had to banish her for 1000 years and she came back and finally your apprentice came in a saved the day, you barely ever give your sister credit by what I've seen, you sisters name is Princess Luna, and you favorite Twilight overall." I closed my eyes tightly. "My name is Alden I'm supposedly dead in another universe and somehow I ended up here. The laws of physics don't apply and mostly I believe it had something to do with a random miss fire of one of twilights spells that brought me here."

"How do you know this and what race are you?" Princess Celestia asked. She studied my body formation closely. A little to close for comfort in fact.

"I know this because in my universe this whole place is fictional, made for the purpose of the companies greed for money and the race for the most popular show. I was a fan of this universe until a day where I didn't move fast enough to live. To answer your second question I am a human being. A dominate race where we are strong and intelligent. We fought over who created us and what we see as right, this was a dream to many and now for me it's a reality." I explained trying to sound smart when really that's the best I could do. I knew that someone smarter could explain a lot better than me.

"Well, I believe you. This is extraordinary of how you got here and I don't have words to say." Princess Celestia said stepping back.

"Sir, you said you need something to be picked up? An IP?" A royal guard asked untying my hands. I stood up but nearly fell. I looked at him.

"Thank you for untying my hands and yes, an IP under the order name of Alden. It's right across from Sugar Cube Corner." I said with a smile on my face.

"I SAW THOU CREATURE SISTER! MY EYES WOULD LIKE TO LOOK!" A powerful and familiar voice called out from behind the giant doors.

"Yes sister you may see him. But he must get back to Ponyville for an IP." She looked at me and smiled. "You know who she is." Her eyes closed as she snickered a little.

"I MAY? YES!" The doors burst open and I was knocked down by an alicorn as big as Celestia. "MY YOUR. *cough cough* Sorry for being so loud. I am Princess Luna and I just wanted to see you! Your bigger from up close!" Luna like every other pony scanned my formation up and down.

"Alright sister he must go." Celestia said giving me a wink.

"Well I could pick him up then come back if Luna wants." I explained to her.

"*gasp* Sister may thou stay the night?! Please!" Luna begged, she gave her sister the puppy eyes that no one can say no to.

"Fiiiiine. He may stay the night but only for one night. If you want to spend time with him or have him spend the night again you better not let me know or I'll take your favorite controller away for a month." She looked at me with a 'Fuck you' face.

"YAY! Guards would you go get the IP from the store for our guest." Luna commanded.

"Yes ma'am!" The guards rushed off to go collect the IP.

"Do thou want to go inside our chambers of sleep?" Luna insisted by what I assumed to be her bedroom.

"Sure." I answered.

"Yes! Let us go to have fun!" Luna exclaimed. She opened the doors and waited for me to come with her. I took one step and Celestia pulled me to the side.

"If you brake my sisters spirit, heart, happiness, mind, or any of her possessions you will be saying me the day after for a 'talking' and it won't be a good talk." Celestia explained to me in a threatening tone but making it look like from Luna's perspective some else but just saying have fun.

"Ok." My face was now in a face of worry but I got passed it in a matter of seconds. I turned and walked towards Luna and followed her to her chambers. Thus the night of games started.