e walked into Ponyville and I got lots of weird looks. From purple ponies, blue, grey, yellow, and tons of other colors. I thought I saw Twilight but I'm pretty sure that it was just another purple pony.

"We're here!" Sweetie belle said in delight. She looked forward and walked in to the candy decorated shop. Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Rainbowdash walked in behind her.

"Oh dear. This'll take some time to get used." I knew what the place was and I knew who worked here and I even knew that there were going to be more weird looks from even more ponies than there were outside.

"Hey, what are you waiting for let's go!" Rainbowdash yelled to me from the doorway of the popular candy shop.

"Oh sorry." I said. I walked towards the candy shop and I was thinking to myself two questions

1. How will I pay? I have a different universes money.

2. How will I deal with the mega hyper pink pony name Pinkie Pie? Well since I don't like uber hyper people I mine as well get used to being around these ponies. Besides I always like parties. Well if I'm invited and not crashing them cause of jealousy.

I walked in and the first thing I saw was a countertop with a... White... Chrome like pony, I'm not talking about the color chrome I'm talking about the browser logo colors of the search engine google chrome. Is this what Scootaloo was talking about? These white google chrome ponies? That's... So... AWESOME!

The second thing I saw was Mr. And , they are an adorable couple and I'm actually quite happy to see them. The final thing I saw was just a huge floor of tables and booths. Sweetie belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo were getting in a booth together. There was room for Dash and me.

"*GAASSSPP!*" A very high pitched gasp came out of no where.

"Uhh what was that?" I asked to Rainbowdash.

"Oh, well I think that's your welcome to Ponyville greeter." Rainbowdash smiled evilly. Something didn't sit right in my legs. I was nervous, but I think I knew what was coming.

"My what greeter?" I looked at her with fear and curiosity in my eyes. But before she could say anything else I was tackled down to the hard wood floor. I looked around and finally me and two light blue eyes met.

"OH MY GOSH WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THERE WAS A NEW... Pony? Your a pony right? Oh who cares your new here and I want to show you around. Trust me we'll become friends fast. Ooo a bit!" Her pink hoove reached over my head and grabbed a small gold piece.

"Um, hi." Her pink nose was coming closer as if she was going to head but me. I could feel her slight breathing pattern. It was very odd but she is Pinkie and she is the most fun and most random pony in Equestria. "Can you get off me your kinda hurting my shoulder."

"Oh yeah sorry, hehe I'm just excited that there's a new pony in town!" She got off me and started jumping up and down smiling intensely. I smiled at her just cause she was jumping. Again a once in a lifetime experience.

"Thanks. Ow." I held my shoulder when I got up. It was aching and was beating which made it worse. Man her hooves do pack a punch. I looked to my shoulder and it was a bit red but wasn't swelling up.

"So I heard you were hungry? Well come on I let you have a try of all our best treats!" She pulled my hand and it felt like I was going to fall and be dragged. " get out our three best cupcakes and two of our sweetest cakes!" She looked back at me and asked "Wait are you thirsty?"

"Yeah a little." I replied looking as curious as a curious monkey in a zoo.

"Get out an Applecider for him too!" Pinkie told them. That high pitched voice is something I need to get used to. I saw the couple get out the cupcakes and cakes and a small pouch of of Applecider.

"Well, I never said I was that hung!" Before I could finish my sentence my mouth was stuffed a small cupcake. It tasted like butterscotch with a hint of mint, it was pretty good. I looked past pinkie for a moment and saw that was using the Chrome pony for their stored recipes. But the thing that shocked me was that it had a hologram that shot up out of its eyes. That's pretty bucking cool.

My mouth was now filled with another cupcake. This time it was very vanilla-y, with a bit of cinnamon. Not bad although I don't like cinnamon that much but boy do I love vanilla. I got down to the last bite and it had a very creamy after taste. Very creamy..

I coughed a bit. "Are you ok?" Pinkie asked. Her face got close to mine to inspect me and also trying to get an answer from me. Her nose was almost have a inch away from mine.

"Yeah I'm ok. Pinkie these are really good!" I told her taking the cider from the counter top. I took a sip of it and the flavor of super sweet apples bounced around my mouth. It tickled my taste buds and the flavor stuck to my tongue like glue. If I do say so myself it was fantasizing to just be thinking of the taste. I felt like it should be to good to be true but it was true. I started to drool a little but caught myself and tried to not look like a complete drunk.

"Ok good, here this is the last one!" Pinkie said right before sticking the rainbow colored cupcake in my mouth. This one was very multi tasteful. It had a unique sweet apple but not as sweet as the cider. It had a hint of cotton candy, I actually never tasted cotton candy so I didn't know the taste at first. The cupcake had a crunchy cracker in there. I looked at it and it was a...blue..diamond. It had little to no taste to it. The last taste was a gusher type flavor. It was very gooey and sweet. It reminded me of a rainbow.

"Pinkie how do you get these ideas for these cupcakes, and what are the names to these?" I asked because I knew I was going to get more of these later on when I get actual bits. The last amount I had in my wallet was around $200 because well a bank is like 17 miles away and I don't have a car.

"Well I don't know the names but I just make what ever I think will be good." She smiled at the consideration of the compliment. I smiled back because they were fantastic.

"Ok well I'm going to go explore Ponyville. Thank you for the delicious cupcakes!" I waved good bye before leaving the bakery.

I opened the door and I didn't expect a certain pink pony I just met was going to be right in front of me. "But your going to go just like that? Without letting me show you around Ponyville!" She put her hoove up to my chest while accusing me.

"Well I didn't know you wanted to show me around. Sorry." I looked down at her. She smiled back at me and took my hand again somepony dragging me places.

"Come on let's go!" She bounced around Ponyville showing me around. There were a lot of cool places and ponies to meet and just all around fantastic tour. We looped back to the bakery or I should call it by its real name, Sugar Cube Corner.

"So how did you like the tour cause I loved it, I got to see all the cool places with a new friend and I love making new friends, I actually think of friends like cupcakes cause I love cupcakes and I love my friends, and just thinking about cupcakes I would actually want one and over all the frosting on them makes me want to drool." Pinkie Pie licked her lips as she thought about the sweet and soft taste of the frosting of a cupcake. I saw a bit of drool escape her mouth before she snapped back to reality.

"Yeah, thank you for showing me around it was a fun time for me just because you were there with me showing me around, friend." I said to her with a smile on my face. I bent down and hugged her. "So do you know a place where I can stay till I can get enough bits to buy a house?"

"Well, actually we have an extra bedroom in Sugar Cube Corner. I can let you stay there and *gasp* you can live here with me and can help me bake cupcakes! That's the best idea ever!" She jumped up and down laughing and smiling.

"Pinkie.. I'd love to! I've always wanted to learn how to cook by a master chef." I said jumping up and down like Pinkie Pie. I was having an absolute great time and it just got a lot better.

"Come on let's go!" Pinkie said jumping to the bakery.

Something caught my eye. A brownish working pony put up a poster. It read out "Internet Ponies now only 120 bits! 50% off if you take these coupons!" This was my chance to actually get one of these cute things. I walked over and took one of the small cut out coupons. It was a nice coupon, it had a nice little design on it.

"Come on slow poke!" Pinkie cried out to me.

"Coming!" I cried out to her. I knew two things 1. I'm getting a room at Pinkies house/bakery and 2. I am and I am going to get a cute little Internet pony. If it's the last thing I do.