Author's note
All right, time for a break from making Pixar fanmakes and onto a DreamWorks second fanmake of a classic movie; Here goes everything, folks!

Prologue: Story Beginning

It was a time long ago as an adventure will take place...but no one even knows it yet. We start this story with a lone leather bound book lying in the darkness. As it opens by itself, a beautiful tune plays as someone is reading while turning the page.

"'Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a beautiful unicorn princess; sadly, a spell was cast upon her of an enchanted sort, trapping her in a terrible lands. A lot of brave heroes had tried to free her from her spell, but none has succeeded. And thus, the princess waits in the highest room of the tallest tower, hoping for her true love and true love's first kiss." The voice pauses then scoffs while ripping the page out, "Ha ha ha! Yeah, right! Like that's going ot happen! What a load of horse crap!"

The one reading the story was inside an outhouse in a swamp, flushing his toilet. Once the figure is done, he came out of the place. The figure is a huge light purple with a light chartreuse Dragon with moderate sap green scales, a greenish gray underbelly and light lime ears and chartreuse green eyes. His name is Spike the Dragon.

As a song begins, Spike removes toilet paper off his foot and smiles as he stood proudly at his swamp home. Nothing much, a rundown shack with dirt, rats, whatever, but to Spike, it's his home.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

"JusSonic Presents"

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Time for Spike to continue his way, he grabs a bucket nearby himself and scoops up some mud.

"Sprek"

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Sprek put a bucket on a branch then uses it to take a bath, whistling while splashing the mud around.

"Cathy Weseluck as Spike"

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Spike eagerly brush his teeth with slime from a snail then shows his disgusting teeth off to the mirror which breaks.

"Tara Strong, Ashleigh Ball and Andrea Libman as Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy"

Hey, now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

Spike, once done 'dirting' himself, eagerly jumps into the pond and swims around. The Dragon then passes gas; that did it. It's enough to kill off all the fish in there, allowing him to pick one out eagerly.

"Tabitha St. Germain as Rarity"

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait till you get older

Spike smiles as he crawls out of a log, getting some dirt out to make for his meal. The Dragon is mighty hungry!

"Vincent Tong as Prince Blueblood"

But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

Spike heads into his house and begins work on making his meal, blowing fire right onto the fireplace, preparing for his meal.

The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire
How 'bout yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Unknown to Spike, at a local village, a mob of ponies is preparing to make plans to do the crazy as well as impossible: capture the Dragon. While Spike prepares for his dinner and eating it, the villagers got their weapons, preparing to invade.

Hey, now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

Once the villagers got everything that they needed as well as torches, the ponies head out into the forest. While at the same time, Spike has finished eating his meal and sat in his chair, ready for a relaxing day...that is until he hears a noise making him look outside.

There're the villagers approaching the house. Spike roll his eyes, it's also one of these things. The Dragon snuck out the back door to deal with the intruders as usual.

Hey, now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now You're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold

The villagers approach the bushes that looks towards Spike's home, unaware that the Dragon is sneaking up behind them. They look nervous but determined to deal with him once and for all...and get what's coming to them all.

"Think it's in there?" A stallion ask making another nod. "Okay, let's get it!"

The stallion was prepared to head in to attack but the mob leader stops him, saying, "Whoa, hold on! Don't do that! Do you even know what that thing can do to you?"

The other stallion said nervously, "Yeah…he'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye…he's a furnace with wings. He is Fire….he is…Death!"

Hearing that made the hidden Spike chuckles, causing them to turn and gasps upon seeing him laughing; He then remarks, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah…you're right. Though actually, that would a reference to Smaug the Terrible…and unlike him, I can't fly…nor do I do that whole Dragon-Spell thing on anyone or any pony." The Dragon steps towards the ponies, making them gasp in fear. "Now…Dragons like me…oh we're much worse. We'll…well…yeah, I guess you can say that we'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye…we'll use your skeletons as backscratchers…squeeze the blood from your veins. Actually it does make an excellent wine now that I think about it.

The mob leader frantically swings his torch at the Dragon, yelling, "Stay back, back, monster; Get back! I warn you!" Spike on the other hand, just roll his eyes, licking a claw then use it to put the torch off, making them gasps. "Oh...right. Stupid."

Well, may as well get this over with. Spike roars loudly causing the village mob to scream loudly. The Dragon pauses, waiting for a moment until they stop screaming, shivering in fear. He loves doing this to the local ponies that invade his turf.

Spike begins whispering, "This is the part, where you run away like a bunch of frightened fillies. Hmm," That did it, the stallions scream in fear and runs off with a scream. Spike laughs madly. He loves doing this, "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And don't let me catch you near my property again…got it?"

Spike laughs some more, looking amused. He ponders why those ponies were even thinking, coming into his swamp. Just then, the Dragon spots a piece of paper on the ground that he picks up. One of the mob members must've dropped it. It has a picture of an ape on it.

"'Wanted: Mythical Monsters, Aliens, Heroes, or Anything Count As Imperfect'?" Spike asks puzzled. So that's it. Those ponies came to capture him to collect on a reward of some kind.

Spike however sighs, rolling his eyes as he throws the parchment onto the ground to head back into his shack. After all, this doesn't concern the Dragon anyway, right?

Spike doesn't know it yet but it's going to involve him whatever he wants it to or not!

Author's note
Well, that Spike's beginning. Whatcha think? In the next chapter, as the mythological creatures, aliens, etc. are being captured and turned in, five ponies escaped and meet Spike for the first time. Read, review and suggest.

You can guess who Smaug is, right?