Twilight Sparkle: Hello again, everypony! Sorry we don't have a riff right now; this is just a quick little update on what's going on with this series! Joining me as always are Italy!
Italy: Bon journo!
Twilight: Harry Potter!
Harry Potter: Hey!
Twilight: And John Egbert!
John Egbert: zzzzz...
Twilight: JOHN!
John: (wakes up) huh! wha? oh, right. sorry, i've been exhausted ever since my series ended.
Twilight: How was that, by the way?
John: oh, it was awesome! i can't believe [SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER]!
Twilight:...Wow. That's a lot to take in...
Italy: (wearing troll horns) You'll get used to it. (fist bumps John)
Twilight: Anyway, where were we? Oh yes! We were talking about the status of this series! I'm delighted to inform you that our author is officially on summer break! Meaning that his schedule will be much more flexible and loose in the coming two to three months! Therefore, he will be capable of contributing to this and many other series for the summer!
John: yeah!
Harry: And he will be looking into the requests you all sent, so you can look forward to that too!
John: and he'll be working a lot on those new homestuck fics! including the one that takes place after the end of homestuck!
Twilight: Well, hopefully he'll also update "My Little Jurassic Park"!
Italy: And get to writing those USUK fics he said he'd write!
Harry: Edward Elric told me that he still has to update those Fullmetal Alchemist fics he was making.
Twilight: Look, the point is, our author/employer will finish those when he can get to it! Now until then, stick around for more updates!
(beat)
Italy: Is that it?
Twilight:...Yeah. What do you wanna do now?
John: i know! let's go hang out on [SPOILER] with my friends! my dad bakes a mean cake!
Pinkie Pie: (appears out of nowhere) I'm in!
Harry: Sure, why not?
Italy: Yeah!
Twilight: Sounds like fun!

To be continued...