Well... Last chapter! I don't know if I'm suppose to be excited or just feeling plain stupid. And I don't want any bullshit that insults my life! None of that in the comments! No 'Aw... Static you little pansy! You could do so much more!' No fuck off! Just cut me some slack alright. At least I'm getting this last chapter up. At least fucking that. But no hate. None of that.

"I will consume you!"

"I thought I was going to be your bitch?"

"I... shut up!"

"Whoa Iron where did you come from? I thought I was talking to Nightmare Moon."

"Not cool."

"Because Anthony, well that guy bitches about everything and-"

"Alright alright! Let's fight!" I aimed my left gun and shot off one of her tentacles. "Ow..."

"Oh did that hurt? I'm sorry. Hey I know of a solution."

"What?"

"I shoot you more to end the pain." I took of two more tentacles.

"I have had enough of you!" she stood up. It was like a uh... An attractive female galactus. You know the big fucker from the comics. Well like that yeah. Pretty much.

"I thought we were fighting like for reals. Not like MvC3!"

"What?"

"Marvel vs Capcom."

"I hate both of those."

"You bitch."

"Shut up and face me!" She reached into the world's crust and pulled out a handle which turned out to be a gigantic battle axe.

"That's not exactly fair." She swung it and I jumped and gracefully landed on it. "What do you think?"

"I think your an idiot!"

"Then think about this!" I jumped up and grabbed her nose. (Gross.) Well left nostril to be specific. I aimed my right gun at her eye and blew my load. Hahahaha.... Oh I really need to stop with the sex jokes. "GGGAAAAAHHHH!"

"That one was for Pinkimina!" I said giving her one finger.

"You'll pay for that!" I turned my arm into a missile launcher and shot as many as I could into her stomach. Then I ran out of ammo. "Who the hell walks around with 40 missiles in their metal arm?"

"ME!" I grabbed Pinkie's knives and stabbed her in the back and started climbing. I made my way to her arm and started shooting when she summoned her tentacles again.

"Die peasant!"

"Really?"

"What?"

"Who says that anymore."

"Oh is now the time?"

"Yeah I could die."

"That's like me getting on you for saying Wizard. No one ever says that."

"Fuck you!" I started shooting off the tentacles. She started turning making me slide. "Hold still!"

"Screw you!" I lost one of my knives. Oh man... That's a collectable! I turned my arm into a chainsaw and made my way to her neck. I slammed it into the side and quickly ran around dismembering it.

"DECAPTIATIOOOOONNNNNN!" I yelled sliding off of her and landing on the ground. I turned around and saw her head was still moving. "Aw what? Are you fucking kidding me?"

"You shall die!" Her entire body shrunk to my size and so did the axe. "Bigger isn't always better."

"Hot hot hothothot hothot hot hot hot..." She tried to take of my head but I ducked. "hot hot ta not."

"Die pig!"

"Suck it bitch!" I gave her a good kick to the face! Oh that felt good. I've don't think I've ever fought a girl before. Lucy doesn't count in my book. She's a bitch.

"Die!" He axe came up when I wasn't expecting it and slashed my chest. Oh god that hurt.

"Why aren't I healing?"

"Magic baby." She went for a chop so I moved to the side and stomped on her hand making her drop the axe. I kicked it away and dodged her claws.

"Well down kitty!"

"Your about to die and your making jokes?"

"Someone has to. And since you killed all my angel pals it's me!" She went for my head and cut open my helmet. "Ah shit!" I ducked and kicked her away. The helmet was sparking and twitching so I ripped it off and placed my fist in it. When she attacked again I punched her with it and gave her a deathly uppercut shattering it to pieces. "And that was for everyone you just killed!" I gave her two birds. That's my signature taunt right there. Just flicking off whoever I desire.

"It's not over yet." She said while breathing hard.

"So your going to give up and save the world?"

"Never! I always win!" she said while pulling her chest apart and showing me a bomb.

"OH... Why is it always the bomb?" She jumped on me and tried to pin me down. She ever put a shield around the moon so I couldn't escape it.

"Goodbye..."

"*sigh* Up yours- *KABLAM!* GGGAAAAHHHHH!" I was sent ricocheting around the shield while being hit with the fires of destruction. It felt horrible but I sill lived somehow. "Uh..." I looked down to see both of my legs were gone. "Man I need those... *cough* Guess I'm going to die for reals."

I looked into the distance and saw the world. Equestria was back like nothing ever happened to it. They had no idea about what just happened.

"Well look at that..." I moved myself to a better position. My left arm was broken and so was most of the bones in my stomach. That was a lot of force in that bomb. "And a sullen pledge, in the sullen swell..." I put one more cigarette in my mouth and lit it. "Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell..." My head fell back and the cigarette fell from my mouth. I tried to catch it but I couldn't really move anymore. Everything was fixed. The time and order. The planet. The moon. I wasn't on the moon because I could see it in the distance. No I was on an asteroid heading for the planet's surface.

"This was fun... the few months I was the Painkiller. Yeah it was. Oh well." I grabbed a pendant from my pocket. It was the one from Kay. I tied the magic rock of awesomeness to it and wrapped it with the Cartographer's Scarf. "One day...*cough* Someone new will come... *cough*" I wrapped it in my metal arm and kept it close to my chest. "And they will take... the torch..." The fire soon surrounded me and the rock started to heat up. It was too hot for the human body to withstand and without my helmet I was prone to it. Then my entire body lit aflame. I could feel it like a warm blanket. Soon the rock crashed.

I was never really insane. No I acted crazy to get the job done. I was never a madman. Honestly I was the most sane one on the planet. I never judged. I never murdered actually. I never gave up. That's my gift. The Warrior's Code. I didn't have much time though. I looked at my left arm and saw a skeleton in it's place. I couldn't feel my face either. Someone will come soon. Yeah... it's the end. This was my tale. This was my story. This was my time. This was my life. Yet I still have one question. One question left in my head.

"Who's story is next?" I asked the sky as snow began to fall. My body went limp and life quickly faded. I was finally dead.

It was the best way for me to end this. Say maybe someone takes this and does another sequel or something. That would really cheer me up. I'm once again sorry for having to end this so soon but that's okay. Epic fight scene right? Yeah... I want to throw some thanks out there for everyone who was a commenter and everyone who's favorite this. I may do another story related to this later or I might start from scratch again.

The time has come for me to close my profile and put it on the shelf for now. I'm sure if your reading this you might say "Do you have any last things to tell the readers?" Well my readers... I do...

"People. Comrades. Friends. A story is a fascinating thing. One could be easily converted to read it and one could very easily like it. But in each story is a lesson. My moral is to never stop. Something good will always come from actions. You see words are the strongest weapon. They can pierce farther than any arrow and they are sharper than any blade but only a few know how to use it. I honestly never thought I would get this far in my story but I did more than I dreamed of. I heard once that not every smart man is a wise man. The wisest man might not be Stephan Hawking or some other genius. Neigh he or she may be as dumb as a rock. But not one person is similar. And in each of us is a story. Don't lose hope. Don't let go of your dreams. Write or act or do whatever you can. The world is a big place and it only takes one man to change it." ~Static Wielder signing off. Oh I've always wanted to say that!

P.S. I'm really sorry again. But don't just sit there. Act. Do what I said in this story. Keep my flame alive! It's the last thing I had to say. Goodbye.