So I got some news for you Halo fans out there! Also with a Dead Space twist... You see Halo pre-order bonuses have been released. Go to a certain store and get a certain skin. But from what I've heard you can get the armor in game that the skin will go to so you don't have to go to a certain store just to get a armor set. The DS twist is that there is this armor called the Venator (That's Latin for 'Hunter.' Who knew?) and the helmet looks a lot like the helmet of the advance suit from Dead Space. Don't believe me? Check it: http://www.halopedian.com/File:Venator_armor.jpg Does that not look like it? It so does! Oh it's the helmet that I'm talking about and if you want the sweet skin pre-order at Best-Buy. That's what I'm doing just in case you can't get the armor in-game. (Can't take any chances.)

"*sigh* I hate being alone." I said to myself while flying the Tardis. "Well I'm gonna get home... have a tearful session with my friends and maybe get some pity-sex. Who knows.

"Hello!" I said walking outside of the Tardis. Still my friends didn't meet me. "Guess they're just use to it."

I walked all the way around the castle looking for them. "Where are they?" I looked out the window to see a crowd of civilians listening to the princesses.

"My dear Equestrians. It appears we have a murderer in our midst. This MONSTER shall be stopped! He's tall, extremely fast, appears robotic, and runs on two legs with small tentacles at the end of it's top legs. It's rumored that it is a male by appearance and he's the cause of the murder of Bright Starlight. Who are we going to stop?"

"The monster!" yelled the crowd.

"When do we want him?"

"Now!"

Yikes... guess I didn't change dimensions yet. Guess I had better go fast before...

"Halt!" yelled Luna from behind me. "Your the monster? Wow... what a unique design. What evil scientist created you?"

"Uh..." This is going to be fun. "Watch out for my master! Frankenstein! He's a force-of-nature!"

"Tell me of this man."

"No... I can't really do that."

"Why the hell not?"

"OH Luna... then I'll have to murder you!" I said as evilly as I could. She looked so scared... Oh man... oh she was so scared.

"Guards! Help!" she yelled out the window. How did she get past me? "The monster's in here! Help me sister!" she cried to the other princess who teleported up here with all the guards.

"Halt! Not another move."

"I'll move as much as I damn well want!" I started doing the Discord dance from his episode. (Remember? When he was part of the stained glass and danced on top of Twilight's head? That's what I was doing.) "What are you going to do Big Flank?"

"How dare you mock me... the princess!"

"Since when did Celestia get an ego?" I asked Luna casually. She didn't answer me. "Oh right... evil monster."

"Guards! Take aim!" they all aimed there guns at me. Seriously what's with people and shooting me?

"Now now..." I grabbed Luna and took her hostage. "Don't you want to talk about this?" Celestia tried to teleport her away from me but the magic blast was deflected. "Sorry sweetie. Magic doesn't affect me."

"What are you?"

"I'm your worst nightmare..." I slowly turned my back to the door where I placed the Tardis. "...And I'm the nicest guy you'll ever me." I pushed Luna and made a run for it. I closed the doors and used my sonic powers to lock them allowing me a clear run for the Tardis. When I got in I quickly went to the controls.

"Ha hah! Take it!" I yelled hitting the original dimension coordinates into the machine as it took me back home. "Oh what joy."

Well the return party never happened. Honestly my friends all remained quiet. Why? They probably think I'm pissed.

"Guys... *whistle* I'm home!"

"Oh... hi..." whispered Twilight. I heard a few coughs and some cricket legs.

"Guys I'm not pissed. Look I saved Pinkimina and I put the marker in a place that makes it good."

"What place?" asked David.

"Jersey Shore."

"Oh nice!" He and Niko bro-hoofed. "And what did you do to Pinkimina?"

"I went to her past and stopped her from murdering ponies so she would have a good life."

"But won't that cause another paradox?"

"Jeez David. What did I say about questions?"

"Sorry."

"No Paradoxes don't affect all dimensions. Just the one."

"So were fine?"

"Unless our universes merge then yeah. We are completely fine."

"So...?" asked Twilight. "What are you going to do without her?"

"Same old same old. I'll just get through life. Big deal."

"And Kay. We saw her." said Vinyl. "Does that not affect you at all?"

"No. She's an angel. I'm honestly surprised you guys did see her."

"Who can't see the red-head with wings?" asked Niko making a clear point. "Just saying."

"Anyways..." I jumped into a chair. "Is it me... or does something smell charred? Like burnt to death... with a hint of lava..."

"Uh... that's you dude." said Rainbow.

"Yeah... anyone have a shower I can borrow?" None of them answered me. "No? Meh it's okay. I can use the shower in the Tardis. So I spent the next hour cleaning myself. I smelled like palm trees and sunshine. Yeah... Fiji! I looked at my new space armor... and hung it in the armory. "I'll come for you when I need you." I told it. God I'm talking to inanimate objects now! Erg... BALLS!

"Well..." I went to the clothing room. "There's a lot in here..." I grabbed the black shirt with a red bloody hand-print on it and some dark blue boxers with pink flamingo's on it. Don't hate. I just don't want to go commando while wearing denim. One bad zipper movement and WHAM! Bye bye nuts. So I grabbed the blue jeans and the black converse. Just to make me feel better I grabbed my signature black N7 hoodie with the red commando stripe. Hey! Don't ask! I got this before Mass Effect 3! This is the best sweatshirt ever!

"Well don't you fill in the spot for casually aggressive gamer." said Niko.

"Oh don't get snappy with me." I didn't need to shave as much now. I did like the stubble. I kept it short and trimmed so it wouldn't look ugly. I'm not going to go all Grizzly Adams out there. I'm just not going to stick with the clean shave. It really doesn't suit me.

*Ding-Dong* Did my Tardis's door bell just ring?

"Hello?" I asked opening the door seeing a small kid in a girl scout uniform. I quickly closed it. "Oh god... it's my greatest enemy. The girl scout."

"Hi! I'm part of the girl scouts!"

"I know Apple Bloom..." I said opening it. "Go away. I do not want your cookies."

"I'm as cute as I can be. Oh won't you please buy some cookies for me?"

"Listen Kid..." here we go again. Epic Rhyme Battles of History! Apple Bloom VERSUS!!! Painkiller! Begin! "I haven't got the time. Go on. Bother someone else with your rhyme."

"Oh won't you by box or two? I really think they'll be good for you."

"Can't you see that this is bad for me? Go away and let me be!"

"Please by a box. You can even eat them with a fox!" she said holding up a fox.

"IF the fox was Courtney Cox. Since that is not the case get that stuff out of my face!" Man.... this rhyming stuff is really messing with my tongue.

I ran away from her and even past my friends... I do not need this right now.

"Oh please be fair. By a box and for free I'll make it a pair!"

"You can keep your pair! God you annoying I'm pulling out my hair!" I'm starting to lose this... time to end it now!

"Please by it for me! IF you do I'll let you be."

"Listen kid I will not by a box. I will not eat them with a fox! Not even Courtney Cox (Well... the young Courtney. She isn't so pretty now...) I want you to get away from me! So go on and LET ME BE!" I'm hoping she would listen. "Now I will give you to the count of three to let me be."

"One..."

"*sniff* But.."

"Two..."

"WWWWAAAAHHHHH!" Oh what? No! Aw...

"Hey kid... come on kid don't do me like that. Hey I'll by a box. You know what? Make that two. I didn't mean to make you cry. I'm really a nice kind-of guy." God I can't quit rhyming.

"Really! Your the best Grimm!" She jumped up and gave me a hug. "Alright boys! Bring it in!" I heard beeping and all of the ponies in the castle ran out to meet me.

"Aw... Nice one little sis!" said Applejack hugging her sister. There was this large truck with thousands of cookie boxes on it.

"How many did you give me? I only wanted two!"

"Well due to overstock of the product each purchase is one million. And for you +two." she then ran away leaving me with my cookies and all the girls laughed at my face which was hanging due to the fact that I'm still confused.

"A million and two cookies huh?" I told myself. "Got milk?" I asked David.

"You gonna eat these?" He asked as everyone still avoided contact with me.

"Nah... I'm going to donate them."

"To who?"

"I was thinking maybe the milk monsters of planet Frosting-IV."

"Never heard of them."

"OH right..." Hmm... I miss Pinkimina... but she's happy! I wonder... is she okay? I need to check.

I ran past them and made my way back to my favorite blue box. Inside I made it go back to that alternate dimension and I parked it in the woods where no one would find me. I changed to my pony form and walked out.

"God I never get use to this..." I just realized... I haven't said fuck in awhile. Guess I'm losing it. I left the forest, still in my N7 hoodie, and went to town. There were still some ponies grieving, especially Rarity, and I saw Pinkimina (Well... no... Pinkie Pie) comforting her. Then... just then... Rarity moved in and kissed her.

"I'm sorry Pinkie."

"No it's okay Rarity. Your hurting and I'll help you through it." They kissed again. Well technically this wasn't everyone's favorite hyper-active Pinkie Pie. This was... the cool and calm one. I then turned and walked away. No one recognized me. No one talked to me. This world will live on.

"Ah! Home sweet home!" I said walking into the Tardis. "Why do I keep forgetting that Pinkie isn't here anymore."

Meanwhile!!! IN THE UNDERWORLD!!! (Yes this has to be in bold. It's so important!)

"I can not believe that man." Said Discord at the poker table.

"You said it." said Zephyr. "Who knew that lava hurt?"

"Uh... it's suppose to. It's LAVA." said Cold Iron.

"Don't give me a lecture. Hey Iron... Shut up!" yelled Discord as he and Zephyr laughed.

"How's it funny?" asked Iron.

"You say it all the time." Said Dr. Z.

"ENOUGH!" yelled a voice. It was full of pure evil. "I called you all here today to deal with the Painkiller." the figure walked up to the table while accompanied by many demon slaves. Yeah... it's Lucifer. Did you know that Lucifer is a woman? You know? Lucy? "This is our greatest enemy." she said.

"Who put the woman in charge? Get back to the kitchen." said Iron as Lucy jumped on top of him and sowed his mouth shut.

"That's not magic. Don't open your mouth or it will hurt." The stallion only nodded his head. "We have a list of everything he hates."

Lucy held out her hand and summoned a small list of words.

"Ahem... Grimm Painkiller. Loves: Nature, animals, fighting, movies, science fiction, horror, and adventure. Hates: Huh..."

"What?" asked Discord. "Just read it out already."

"Fine. He hates people who brag, people who correct him, girl scouts, babies who cry during movies, bad parents, when people point out his twitching eyebrows, and the ending of Mass Effect 3. I'm not sure how we are suppose to use these against him."

"It's so simple! We get Trixie, and army of girl scouts, and babies!" said Iron. "I'll lead the attack ma'am!" he said saluting her.

"How did you get those stitches out?" she asked.

"Very carefully."

Grimm's POV

"Is it me... or is something bad going on? I feel a disturbance in the force..." Even my Tardis was giving me bad signals. "Oh well... probably caught a bug or something. Away for home we go!" I punched in the coordinates but the Tardis acted differently than usual. "Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa what's going on?" I then felt it land. I was lucky enough to catch the chair. "Ow... well I'm getting better at catching myself."

The outside... it was horrible. It was a deserted wasteland. Again. "Why was I brought here again?"

"Because of me!" I turned around to see a flying demon.

"Uh..."

"You killed me and stopped all of my plans!" I did not recognize this person. It was a pony by appearance but... demonic.

"I don't exactly remember you."

"Shut up!"

"Iron?"

"Do you honestly not recognize this world Grimm?"

"Uh... Hmm... Fallout Equestria!"

"No you fucking moron! This is your world and I have destroyed it!"

"Oh boy..."

NNNNOOOOOO!!! Bioshock Infinite has been delayed for February 2013! Oh man... I don't know if I'll have time for that because Dead Space 3 comes out int Feb 2013 as well. God fuck my luck!