"Can I not have one normal day?" I asked them.

"No. Besides your the idiot in the dead space suit."

"Shut it Cody! I can understand Kay haunting me but not you."

"What did I do?" asked the red-head.

"OH... right... forgot. Sorry. So how did you guys get here?"

"Dustin..."

"Grimm."

"Right. Grimm our world ended. The marker is the cause of the nuclear blast. You know humanity didn't want to fall under control."

"So they destroyed the Earth."

"Right." started Kay. "We however were lucky and found your blue box. The police one."

"Oh where is it!"

"Behind the marker." said Cody. "We knew you wouldn't make it far without us."

"Whatever..." I said to them while walking to the marker. "Oh welcome to the world of My Little Pony."

"Sweet!" said Kay. Cody looked disgusted. "This is the best show ever."

"You watch that shit?"

"Use to."

"And Dustin?"

"Oi! Grimm!"

"Right. Did you?"

"I'm here aren't I? Obviously you liked it."

"What are you talking about? Hahaha..."

"Come on Kay! Join me! My little pony..."

"My little pony..."

"Stop!"

"AH AH AH MY little pony!"

One beautiful song later!

"Winter wrap-up winter wrap-up..." we were all singing while pushing the marker inside the Tardis. "Grimm will this fit?" asked Kay.

"We make some room!" I pushed it down so it was sideways and Cody and I lifted it up. "Kay. Door."

"There." she said opening it.

"Easy... easy..." we continued to go in when he dropped the back. "Aw... Cody..."

"It's not my fault."

"You chipped it!"

"At least I have chicken."

"HAHAHAHA!!!" I couldn't help but laugh. "Oh it's been a good while since I could talk about Leroy."

"I love him." said Kay. "Cody not Leroy."

"You know I saw him in the WOW universe."

"How is he?" asked Cody.

"Well he's dead. Dragons will do that to ya."

"Oh poor Leroy."

"I know. He's a fucking champ." We got the marker inside. "Kay grab that piece which broke off."

"Got it!" she said kicking it into the box.

"So where are we going?" asked Cody. "Where are we dumping this?"

"I was thinking that Strawberry Shortcake could use a makeover..."

"Why do you hate them?" asked Kay.

"Why the fuck do you think? Every Saturday I have to wait for fucking Strawberry to end so I could watch My Little Pony!"

"He's right. It's a waste of time." said Cody. "How about American Mcgee's?"

"They would enjoy it too much. We need to put this in a place that no body will ever miss."

"I know just the place!" said Kay punching controls in the Tardis.

Meanwhile...

"This week on Jersey Shore..." said the announcer. "Snookie get's laid. Again. And the Situation looks more like an orange douche. Also they receive a surprise visitor."

"Who the hell are you?" asked Snookie as I walked out of the Tardis.

"I am... John. And this is my crew." I said pointing to these two guys. "We teleport from... dimension... to dimension and put up sculptures."

"What did you bring dog?" asked that one random steroid junkie that no one gives a fuck about.

"We brought... this..." They dragged out the marker.

"Hey It's missing a piece." Said the other orange woman whore thing as we stood it up in the corner.

"No it's not!" said Kay putting some glue on it and putting the stone back. "Alright! Have fun you crazy kids!"

"Fuck off ya dumb red-head! Don't you know that your so fucking lame?"

"Hehehe..." I couldn't help but giggle.

"What's so funny?"

"The orange gorilla thinks the hot red-head is lame. Oh that's great!" I said closing the doors behind us as we walked in. "BWAHAHAHA!"

"It's not that funny." Said Cody.

"It's hilarious!" I looked at the pissed off Kay. "I mean it's not funny at all."

"So...I'm sure you wandering how we are working out right?" asked Cody pulling in Kay for a hug.

"No not really." I said while playing with the controls. I made the Tardis leave the area but I did cut on the screen. "Oh snap! Jersey's going to heaven!"

"I... I don't get it." said Kay.

"Because Jersey is already hell. See?"

"I see what you did there." said Cody.

"Did ya?"

"No... so killing those orange freaks makes the world better God of Life and Hope?"

"Hmm... I like the sound of that."

"We've been watching you." said Kay.

"Well I forgot about you."

"No you didn't. Everyone on Earth knows about you. It's a live television show."

"What?"

"Painkiller. It's on the TV and internet! Your the most famous person in the world!"

"Oh...no..."

"Oh yes." Then Kay hugged me. "I'm so sorry for causing you so much pain."

"Kay... you know me. And you know exactly how I feel about you and Cody being together."

"Yeah we know your happy for us." said Cody. "But what about yourself? I mean look at you! High-tech armor and everything."

"Hehehe... yeah. It has it's ups and downs. Come on. I need to check on my friends."

I took the Tardis back to the castle exactly one second after we left. When we left... well... let's just say that the bodies kept on racking up.

"Fuck! I thought you killed them!" yelled Cody.

"So did I! Not now!" I grabbed the hat stand and broke it in half making a sharpened weapon. "Come and get me..." I got in my fight with an army of the necromorphs. "You guys check on the others!"

I saw them run up the stairs.

"Ha ha! Take that you meanly mouthed bastards!" I yelled slicing though about 5 of them. "Crap..." My improvised weapon was destroyed. Then a Brute started making it's way to me. "*sigh* The one day I forget my axe..." I turned my metal arm into a Gatling gun. "But I make do!" I revved it up but no shots were fired. "Aw... I'm out of ammo?"

"Your days are over!" yelled the Brute.

"And you were never alive! SO HAH! Burn!" I shot my metal hand onto it's head and transferred an extremely large amount of voltage killing it from the inside. "So I can't transform into guns without a downside. Big deal." I went inside the Tardis and grabbed my axe. "Still got this."

"That is mine!" Yelled a woman who jumped on me from behind.

"Erg... let go of me!" I couldn't throw her of my back.

"You don't deserve to be an angel!" She cried taking my axe and kicking me down. I turned to see Kay?

"Kay... but you... went... there... but now your here..." she was wearing some angelic armor with wings. "In a sexy kinda way though... hmm..."

"Look at you Grimm. So easily deceived."

"What are you talking about."

"Those two humans are dead! Those are fakes!"

"Oh... huh. I kinda called that."

"Did you?"

"No... but I was thinking that."

"I'm the real Kay! I never went back to Earth to marry your brother! I went to heaven and have spent the past thousand years training! So get up! We need to stop them!"

"But... I...I..."

"I said...uh..." she fell down as a vase hit her on the back of the head. I looked up and saw Kay and Cody.

"Can you guys believe her?"

"Yes we can!" yelled Cody who merged with Kay forming a large 8 armed necromorphic spider.

"Oh...Jesus...Mary...and Joseph..." I ran over to the real Kay and grabbed the axe. Shit! I sent them to check on my friends..."What did you do to them!"

"We only got one of them."

"What do you mean?"

"God are you stupid. No matters. You shall be absorbed. The makers will be destroyed!"

"Maker? But you said we could fix this."

"Not if we kill you first."

"Well fuck you! And fuck your marker!" I ran over and grabbed the axe. "Let's see you all smug when I carve into your infested brain!"

"With what?" She opened her mouth and spitted acid at me making me block with the axe. The metal instantly started to dissolve. "A handle?"

"Oh boy..."

"*SCREECH*" she grabbed me and jumped out the window like a spider and started to climb up to the roof. "HAHAHA!"

"Kay! If you are in there then stop this now!"

"Sorry! I can't hear you!" I grabbed her arm and snapped it with a good punch by my metal one. "AH! You bastard!"

"You stupid fucking spider."

"We know you hate them."

"I hate them so much I want to KILL THEM!" I got on top of her head and started pulling on her hair.

"Let go!"

"Fucking... die already!" I was stomping on the back of her head. When I was able to dismember it the spider went on a rampage. "Oh... I forgot they go crazy without their head. Hahaha... they go crazy for head... BWAHAHAHAHA!"

"Shut up!" she yelled.

"Oh hello Cold Iron. I thought I was talking to an evil spider bitch."

"I will murder you!"

"No you won't." I turned my metal arm into a chainsaw and revved it up slamming it into her spine and cutting my way up. "You attacked my friends! So now I'm going to attack your heart!"

"Stop it!" she went to stab me with one of her arms so I quickly dodged it and watched as she made the hole I was cutting bigger.

"Thank you." I reached in and found her heart. "Any last words?"

"Go to hell!" I smashed the heart and jumped off of her back and watched as she plummeted for the ocean.

"Sorry... I didn't hear you." I quickly went back inside through the window and found that all the necromorphs from earlier melted. That means the marker signal was lost. Good. But what did she mean when she only got one of them? She didn't kill anybody did she? "Guys!" I yelled running into the room up top. They were circled around the bloodied body of Pinkimina.

"Grimm...*cough cough* Hey... you made it..."

"Shit no! Pinkimina don't you dare die on me!"

"Sorry... I... I got hit..." She had a long spike emerging from her lung. "Did I do good?"

"She protected us." said Luna. Celestia couldn't speak.

"You did so good." I said with tears pulling her in for a hug. "Oh Pinkie...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

"It's okay Grimm. In a way you made my life better. *cough cough* Just... just..."

"Shh..."

"Just don't lose hope... that's what you blessed with..." her breathing started to slow down. "Oh it hurts so bad. Please be my angel and pull this out..." The spike is the only thing keeping her alive even tough it's killing her. Ironic yet heartbreaking.

"Of course." I ripped it out of her as fast and painless as I could.

"Oh... thank you... hero..." she closed her eyes and dropped her arms going limp in our hug.

"Rest in peace." I picked her up in my arms. "Can we give her a noble grave?" I asked Celestia. She only nodded her head yes. "I'd like that."

2 hours later...

We circled around her body with everyone else from the town and whoever decided to stop and pay some respect. I held the torch to light her wooden bed.

"Do it..." whispered Celestia. I walked up and gently lit the lower logs. I can't even think of a stupid joke to make myself feel better knowing this was actually my fault. I brought her to this world. I sent those two upstairs when I should've known better.

"I'm sorry." I told her as she was engulfed in flames. The flames went on for hours. As the ponies left to return to their homes and be thankful of their families I stayed at the grave. I didn't want to leave. I had no where to go. I stayed for about 4 hours until the rain started putting out the flames leaving only burnt wood and ashes. I did keep her knives on my sides in case I need them. It's my way of remembering her.

"I am so sorry. I could have done something instead of yell at you." said Kay.

"It's alright."

"I was sent down to make sure you snap out of it."

"I'm sure I would have in time anyways."

"Yeah. I mean honestly look at you. You seem like the loneliest man in the world when you have the biggest family."

"Thanks for that." I kept my helmet unfolded so I could feel the rain.

"Grimm... don't let it hold you back. You know better."

"I'll get better in awhile. You had better go home."

"Yeah. Take care." she said flying into the stars.

"Yeah..." I kinda stopped listening to her. I don't even know who to trust anymore. When she's back into my life she's a zombie trying to absorb me or she's a rude-ass angel. I just don't care anymore. That's the hardest part of my job. Watching the world die as I remain here capable of both anything,,, yet nothing. "...Well... time to get back to traveling."

I made my way back to the Tardis avoiding all form of communication. The hardest was David and all of his stupid fucking questions!

"David! For the love of god piss off!" I yelled at him a few minutes ago.

"Alright dude. Take it easy."

"Look. I'll be back okay. I just need to fix something."

I can change that cold and grim Ponyville back into a happy one. It all involved Pinkimina. So If I can just keep her from going insane she won't die! Oh I'm such a genius!

One world in the past...

Inside the Tardis I was sending the coordinates back for that one world.

"So if I can just prevent the murder of Rarity I can fix everything! Isn't that awesome Pinkie?" I looked around. "Oh... right."

When I stopped I ran to the door but stopped.

"Okay... if I do this... I know I won't be welcome in this world again." I opened the door and ran.

Alternate Rarity's POV...

"Thank you Starlight." I told the gentle colt who I have been dating for almost a year now.

"Don't thank me." he told me. I was happy because of what he offered me. He offered me a chance to be really taken away from the world! Like a vacation or something. "I love you."

"I love you too darling." Just then everything seemed to move in slow motion. The only thing I could hear was this old epic music (Quick Author's note. The kind of thing you'd expect from the AC3 trailer.) This... thing on two legs came running at us from up the hill. His location was definitely fixed on our cafe. I looked over at Bright Starlight, my special some pony who was holding something behind his back.

"What is that?" he asked in slow-motion as the two legged figure was gaining more speed. I finally got a good look at it. It had this... armor, which was quite dazzling, and his helmet was showing these bright blue lights. It appeared male I think and it was faster than anypony I've ever met. And as soon as I blinked... he was in the air while slamming two knives into the heart of my dearly beloved.

Grimm's POV

I killed the pony making him drop his concealed dagger. I know my assassinations. I've done many and right about now...

"AAAAHHHH! MURDER!" cried the unicorn beside me. Yep. Here's where it all goes bad.

"I'm sorry..." I told her and turned around. There was an army of guards and civilians trying to block me. The guards ahead of them of course. They all aimed some pony versions of muskets at me as to which when they were about to fire I jumped on one of the guns and jumped over them.

"It's getting away!" yelled one of the guards. I quickly made my way down the hill back to the Tardis. On my way I got a glimpse of Pinkie. She looked extremely happy talking to Rainbow, Twilight, and Fluttershy. They were all happy until they saw me. Then they looked confused.

"Hey!" called out Pinkie. "Uh... Don't run! Hey!" she wanted to talk to me. She always wants to talk to new things. Then Rarity ran up to them.

"He...*sniff* He murdered Starlight!" They all gasped and looked at me. I was covered in the dude's blood so they would believe her of course. I turned my head to look at Pinkimina Diane Pie just one more time... The last time. I made it to the Tardis and closed the door while locking it. How did Kay and Cody get in here? Bah! Now's not the time!

"Fire!" yelled a voice outside but all the bullets bounced back to them. "Ow... did anyone not get shot?"

"I didn't sir!" said a younger voice.

"Then get in there."

"Door's locked sir."

"Then we wait."

"Hehehe..." I couldn't help but laugh to myself. I just saved that pink angel a life of disaster just waiting to happen. I mean sure... they will always hate me but hey! This is my birthday. And for my present... I want her to be happy.

Yeah... if your reading this I'm going back to Solo Grimm for now and then I'll throw in a new friend to help him out. Also some more stories related to the gang back home. Isn't that exciting? Well... yeah... but not as exciting as DEAD SPACE 3! (Oh... there goes the author again. Quick go bye him a game that will make him feel bad.)

"Hey Author!"

"Yes random voice?"

"I hear that you are too excited about EA's newest game."

"Yeah!"

"You know what else they did?"

"Oh a lot of things."

"How did you feel about the Mass Effect 3 ending."

"...I hate you."