"What is going on?" continued the bride on her question rant.

"What?"

"Is that all you can say?"

"No... what are you doing in my bathroom?"

"Where am I? Oh no! Oh no no no!" She ran out of the bathroom and god knows where.

"Odd... back to shaving!" I held my blade up like he-man! "By the power of dignity!"

David's POV

"Oh my god... We made it!" I said walking up the stairs. "I'm home!"

"Sorry I doubted you..." said Niko.

"It's okay Red!" I said patting him on the head. "I'm always doubted."

"I see..." We both watched as a bride in distress came running down the stairs. "Uh..."

"That's new..."

"Help me! I don't know where I am and theirs this one dumb guy who can't answer my questions and now I'm lost and..." She stopped talking so she could breath and cry. "Help me..."

"Uh..." I looked at Niko who was sneaking away. Guess he doesn't want to be involved.

"Hey guys." said Dustin walking out of his room. He removed his beard successfully and wasn't wearing that green shirt anymore. "You again?"

"You didn't help me!"

"What?"

"Don't say what again."

"...What."
[What what.]
<In her butt.>

"I am Princess White Tulip and I demand to know why I am here!" Uh oh... it's white tulip. Dustin's eyebrow is twitching. "Uh... sir? Your brow is twitching."

"I know. Well... look at the time... I can't help you... too busy... with..." He pulled out a random jar of jelly from his pocket. "Jamming!" He held it up and started dancing. "Bye guys." He did the moonwalk back into his room.

"He's different... anyways. Why am I here?" asked Tulip.

"You are magical. Did you teleport wrong or something?"

"What? But Jarvis teleported me! Are they trying to ditch me?!" She asked with tears. Oh no... my only weakness.

"Hey hey... we'll fix this." I looked over and saw not Niko but Celestia.

"Young White Tulip! Why are you here!"

"Auntie! I don't know why..." She must be feeling down. Was she going to get married or was she just wearing a dress.

"You had better hurry. Your going to be late."

"But I-"

"We'll fix it. I'll send you there." Celestia used her magic to send the young princess away. "Now... it's just us..."

"Oh boy..."

Dustin's POV

I finished switching back to my regular ensemble of a shirt, vest, and brown over coat. I wrapped the tunic up and placed it in a package, nicely done I might add, and wrote a note for Rarity to please repair it.

"If Static was here this would be so much simpler."
[Now you just have to stamp it.]
<Where are the stamps.>
"Found them." Somehow they got stuck to my face. "There we go!" I slapped them on and levitated the box with me as I walked to the post office.

I heard Celestia talking to David but I only heard 'Blah blah blah....' I don't know how he finds her attractive. I mean she really is! But... she's like a teacher. And the kind that gives way too many lectures. And also sends ponies to the moon. And also uses 6 little fillies to fight all of her fights for her. Like a Princess!

I walked outside only to meet with Twilight head on.

"Ow..." she said. I was unaffected by her headbutt. "You okay?"

"Oh I'm fine. Just sending a package." I tried to walk out but she stopped me.

"The Princess called me because White Tulip appeared here suddenly and in your room."

"Hmm... how odd is that? Oh well I must be off." I tried to walk past her politely again.

"Your not going anywhere." I closed my eyes and teleported to the mail office.

"Hehehe... magic..." I walked in and place my package on the desk. I asked the one pony to send it to Ponyville and she did so politely. I left and went back to... No wait... Twilight is there... I mustn't go near the castle.

[Let's go look for Vinyl.]
<How odd is that? We haven't seen her in... like... days.>
{We saw here about 20 minutes ago... just saying.}

So David will figure out the problem and I know I'll get involved one way... or another...
[I'm a gotcha ya!]
<Gotcha Gotcha Gotcha!>
{One way! OR another!}

I continued my random jig as I walked down the market. There I saw Vinyl.
{Oh there she is!}
<Wonderful! Tell her how a random princess appeared in you bathroom.>
{...Uh...}
[The only word you can think of? The one word that can change anything! 'Uh.' Good job.]
{Don't yell at me! I'm thinking!}
<Well think better!>

I walked over to Vinyl and all her friends.

"Hey Vinyl..."

"Hey Bass... Yay! You lost the beard!" she clapped her front hooves together adorably.

"Yes-" She gave me the kiss from earlier. "There we go!"

"Tee hee. Well I was just doing some grocery shopping." I looked on her list. It was this one list of... never ending supplies... like, literally, you could get everything on this one list. Of all list... it's the one I have to pay for... probably...

[Have we not gotten paid yet?]
<I'm sure we have... when was the last time we checked the bank?>
{I can't remember.}

"Alright Vinyl! I'll be back!" I rushed into the crowd flailing my arms and doing a battle-cry.

"Okay Ms. Scratch." said the pony at the cashier. "Here's your order. Best of luck."

"Thank you." said Vinyl taking the box of pregnancy test.

I, however unaware of this, was waiting in line at the bank. This was like that one chowder episode.

Meanwhile

"So that's why we need to stop him!" said David to Niko.

"So that girl was about to get married to an undercover spy of Nightmare and Celestia sent her back?" We didn't think about that! Dammit!

"Uh oh! Quick! Get Dustin!" said Celestia. "He'll fix it."

At the bank...

"Next." said the banker.

"Yes! Finally! I'm up!"
[<Hooray!>]

I was walking to the desk when I felt Niko grab me by my back hooves.

"Come on Bass! We need your help!"

"No! I was so close! Let's go this is important!" The door closed behind us. "NO!!!"
[Niko you motherfucker!]
<What the hell man?!>
"Your a meanie face!" I told him.

"Sorry. Look that kid is about to marry one of Nightmare's dudes."

"Oh that sounds bad. Adventure away!" He threw me over his back. "Or not..."

An extremely embarrassing hour later!

"Alright! You ready!" said David flying the aircraft.

"No!" I was still lacing my boots. Do you know how hard this is without hands? Very! But I has magic! That makes it more fun. "Alright. I'm ready." He opened the back door. It was night outside and the wedding was going on... I still haven't gotten to sleep yet!

"Jump!" said Niko. I did as was told and jumped from the moving aircraft. I held my arms out so I wouldn't go too fast.

"This is the best day ever." said White tulip.

"I agree." said Dark Night in disguise. "Love."

"I now pronounce you-" This was when I fell on top of the sunroof window thing. I was suppose to break it. So I got mad and smashed it with my hooves and I fell down.

"Ow! Okay!" I turn the guitar into pistols and shot in the air. "Okay people. You know the drill. Stop the wedding."

"Why are you doing this?" asked Tulip. I pointed to Night.

"Because your date is an undercover spy." He pulled a grenade from his pocket and chucked it at me.

"Beta Zone!" I changed my form and placed a shield over the grenade stopping the shrapnel from hitting anybody in the room. "Nice try there buddy." I turned the pistols back into the guitar and picked up one of the benches. "You should have a seat!" I yelled bringing the wooden masterpiece upon his head.

"OH my..." said White Tulip with a blush. Aw... who the hell marries a kid anyways?! Is she a kid? She's a little bigger than I remember... "So it's over?"

"Yeah." I bent down to the unconscious traitor. "Not so tough without your keyboard now huh?" I put my hoof to my headset. "Guys... come pick this up..."

"You saved us!" cheered all the ponies.

"Don't thank me random civilians! Thank Celestia! She could use your help in fighting the Nightmare Army."

"We will do what we can." said Princess Sundance walking up to me. "I thank you in saving my daughter's marriage."

"Welcome." I teleported back to Canterlot leaving the body for David to interrogate. I'm sure he wants to do that. "I can now sleep!"

[Well I had fun.]
<So we let David have his fun, we sleep, we check the bank, and we relax?>
{That's the plan!}
[I like it.]