"Alright guys. Let's get Twilight first." I said picking up my guitar.

[Aw... do we get to fuck Vinyl in front of her?]
{No! Why do you keep bringing that up?}
<Because we still kinda hate her.>
{No complaint there. But this time things are different.}

I tried to use magic but I couldn't manage it.

"Hey Celestia. Where's my magic?"

"It appears you just need to rest."

"No time!"

"We have a few months." added in Derpy.

"What? Aw... Derpy's right." I went back inside. "Tomaro I begin operation Harmonic Retribution!" I threw my hooves up and pumped in excitement. I felt a hoof touch my ear. I turned towards Vinyl.

"Was that you?"

"Yeah. You had a little dirt."

"Alright... then..." I ignored David's laughter behind me. What's so funny. I turned to see him giggling quietly and Celestia with a face of shock and awe.

"How could you have something like that?" asked Celestia.

"Like what?" David turned the picture of Vinyl in the maid's outfit. "Aw! What did I say about touching my head!" Wait...

<BWAHAHAHAHA!>
{No homo!}
[It's tooooo laaattteeeee.... AHAHAHAAHHA!]
{It's not fair.}

"Sorry man."

"Let me see." asked Vinyl with her puppy dog red eyes. Oh... my heart...

[Dustin! Heart levels are rising!]
<Your heart can't handle this much cute. You have to show her!>
{I can't!}
[<Is it worth dieing?!>]

"Here..." I said showing it to her. Her jaw dropped and her blush began.

"Did you draw that?"

"I wish. Sorry. I warned you."

"No you didn't."

"I'm so sorry!"

"I just didn't know I looked that good in a maid outfit." She said scratching her head. Then the Doctor came in from behind.

"Aw now I got to see! Well! Someone's foreshadowing his future."

"Look what you've started David!" I tried to get the picture back. He passed it to everyone in the room. Aw... dammit.

[Let's make the Doctor test out Super Hero Global Man.]
{No. Let's do it with David.}
<Agreed.>
[Unanimously.]

Well after a few hours it was time for bed and I was surprised beyond any comprehension. You know, I was just laid out in bed like always when Vinyl walked in with that same outfit.

"So what do you think?"

"Vinyl! Your.... amazing..." I was cut off by her lips forcing their way to mine.

"I... need to tell you this..."

"What is it?"

"I-I... I love you.." She stopped kissing me and looked me exactly in the soul with her red eyes. My red eyes gave her the same glare in return.

"Vinyl. You know damn well that I love you so much." I pulled her in for a hug and she pushed me back on the bed.

"Time to prove it..."

"Oh my..." Here we go again.

The next morning.

[That was by far the best woman we've slept with.]
{Your making it sound like we've been having sex with a lot of people.}
<But Vinyl is different.>

"Good morning." I told the sleeping mare on my chest.

"Is it morning already? *yawn* Can I get a few more minutes..." She snuggled on my chest.

"Of course you can. I need to find the elements. Want to come with me and David?"

"Yes!" She instantly woke up and left for the bathroom.

"Did she just use us?"
[<Yeah>]
"Clever girl."

I got up and met with David outside.

"Hey buddy. How did it go?"

"Well if your the one who helped me out again than thank you."

"Welcome."

"She's coming with us. We need her."

"Why is that?"

"She's like... the soundboard that helps my guitar. I know I sound great but she makes me so much better. See?"

"I guess. Celestia can't come with us. She'll break our cover."

"You boys ready?" Said Vinyl walking out.

"Yep."
[Yep.]
<Nope.>

"Yes." said David finishing it. We left the castle after breakfast and took a carriage to Ponyville.

"So..." I looked around our transport vehicle. "Nice ride. David weren't you worried about our cover?"

"It doesn't mean we get to ride in style." said David. "Besides cars don't get invented until April."

"Cars? I've heard about those." said Vinyl. "Metal transports on wheels. Right?"

"Yeah! I never thought it but your very intelligent Vinyl." said David.

"Thank you."

"We're here." said the driver.

"Already?" we all asked walking out. We were in Ponyville when the carriage left us and headed for Canterlot.

"Okay. Time to begin. First let's get Twilight. She can help us with the others."

"Who's going to be the hardest?" asked David.

"I'd say Rainbow Dash." Both Vinyl and I told him. Right... she was there.

"Alright. Twilight here we come." David lead the way and took us to the library. Inside we found only Spike.

"Uh... who are you guys?" asked Spike.

"We're royal agents here to conduct an interview with Twilight Sparkle." I told Spike frightening him. "Be warned. We're authorized to kill." He almost had an aneurism. "Relax Spike. It's me Bass."

"I remember you now. And Vinyl."

"Hi Spike." she said happily. I felt her reach into the backpack attached to my harness and pulled out her glasses.

"And this is Hindsight." I told him pointing to David. "We need you and your friends help Spike."

"My help? All you probably need is the elements. I'm of no use."

"Aw... don't say that. Your a good friend Spike. Just don't lose hope. If you do than everyone around you pays for it."

"Is it that bad?" he asked. "I need to always hope for them?"

"Always. A friend's trust and hope is worth more than any element." David and Vinyl nodded in unison agreeing with me. Then Twilight walked in the door.

"Spike! I'm ho- Who are you?" she asked. "How did you get in!" she took a defensive stance and aimed her horn against me. Vinyl and David were too scared to move. I looked around for a few seconds moving only my eyes and than looked at her.

"This is a library right?" She instantly backed down and lowered her head.

"I'm sorry! Please don't hate me!"

[Oh snap!]
<Burn! Hey Dustin...> I heard Alpha begin whisper in my ear.

"Hehehe... that's rich." I said out loud by accident. Twilight didn't understand. "Alright. Twilight. We need you and your friends help..." I told her and she took back up her defensive stance. "Will you put that away before you poke out my eye?" She did as was commanded and listened to us. "Sight. If you would."

"Yes. Twilight we have a new threat to be worried about. A man who's been haunting me for years has teamed up with forces of pure evil. We need to stop him and we need the elements help doing so."

"I don't understand."

"Twilight... it would be better if you didn't." said Vinyl. Huh. She's got a point. "It's a pretty bad story. Right?" she asked me.

"Twilight I fought with Cold Iron first hand. Never and I mean never have I been in such a difficult fight."

"Cold Iron? Princess Celestia told me all about that incident."

"Yes. Hindsight is..."

"Your that Hindsight?!" she asked. "Celestia told me all about you. Oh I have so many questions!" We all looked at each other and I was the one to break the ice.

"Questions? I'll answer them if you help us. I know Applejack already and she'll help us. But we need your other friends as well."

"Well that answers question 1. You need the elements don't you? Whose Cold Iron working for?"

"Nightmare." said David. "And everyone one of those bastards under her spell."

"And we'll stop her Sight. Just take it easy." I patted him on the back.

[Hey. I just realized something.]
{Hit me.}
[You haven't said fuck in a while.]
{FMEOWk. Aw in my head too!}
<BWAHAHAHAHA>

"Alright. I'll help you." said Twilight. "Also I have another question."

"Yes?"

"Are you and Vinyl close?" she asked. I turned and saw that she was outside talking to David.

"Very close." Twilight only nodded and I, honestly, expected a worse reaction.

"Alright. We'll for our friends I think I have a way to get them." She said while pushing me out of the library. "Meet me here at 3. Okay?"

"Sure-" I was cut off by her slamming the door. "There's the reaction I wanted!"
[Yes! Plan piss off Twi is in effect!]
<Maybe we should have waited after stopping the Nightmare.>
{No. It was too good to pass on. Also she asked.}

"I'll get Rarity. You guys get Fluttershy and Pinkie. AJ is taken care of right?"

"Right. And Rainbow is loyal to her friends. If they agree than she'll agree."

"Alright. Wish me luck with the marshmallow." said David walking away. I was giggling to myself until Vinyl nudged my arm.

"What is so funny about a marshmallow?"

"Oh Vinyl. It's a human thing."

"Yes. What was your old life like?"

"Not good. This life is so much better for me. I'm happier and I feel more... colorful than before. It's just now in Earth technology is so advanced that someone as old as me is inferior and unneeded."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

"It's not all bad. I have you!"

"Tease..." She said with a smile and a turn of her blushing face.

"Come on... Let's find the others. Who first?"

"I'd say Pinkie. She's the one I know best."

"Alright. Let's go."