What is their to talk about... Hmm... Nothing... Honestly? No. But

"So David. Tell me about your clone." I asked tucking that picture of Vinyl into my ear and hearing a computer female say 'Download complete.'

"Well... he thinks he's a clone. He's actually my best friend's younger brother."

"I totally called that he was your twin brother."

[He did.]
<Totally.>

"Yep." I said finishing it.

"Really? Hehehehe... I've never noticed." he said sarcastically.

"You know I was the younger brother of my family as well."

"Really?"
"Yeah. But... Cody never died. In fact he's making a name for himself in my world. Let's see... We went back in time about a year so if my math's right... and it usually is, than right now he should be asking Kay to marry him."

"I remember Kay. A little bit. So she left you for your bro."

"I know. It sucks! And I was expecting a child as well."

"You got Vinyl. I mean besides the porn in you head."

"How much did you see?"

"The bronies dream collection. Actually yours aren't bad. I mean I hate seeing those pictures of guys, humans mostly, fucking the mane 6. And you just think of them in attractive outfits. No sex or messes."

"I thank you. You know ponies look... more... uh... naughty in outfits here. I mean since they usually don't wear clothes. A maid outfit is like... lingerie. See?"

"Huh... your right. Anyways I've gotten over Iron. He's just a pain."

"You said best friend. Why does Iron want you dead?"

"He thinks I got him killed. He had this ability to copy someone once and he used it on me to get close to my friends and kill them from behind. I found out, died his hair brown and red and then sent him away."

"Because he thought you killed his brother. What a dick!"

"I know!"

"Whatever. I would have kicked his ass anyways if that whole Dark Steel didn't kick in." We made it to the castle and as soon as David opened the door all the girls ran to my side.

"Bass!" cried Octavia and Vinyl lifting me up literally like a doll.

"Hello ladies." said David. I remained quiet though and waited for the bad side.

*SMACK* was the sound of Vinyl slapping me.

"What were you thinking! You almost died!"

"But I didn't sweetie! I didn't! Look at me! You hit me even! I'm still here!" She ran up for a hug with tears on her face. I was still weak so I had to lower us to knee levels. "...Still here..." I think I enjoyed this hug. It was a sympathetic hug that I've never received before.

"*sniffs* Please don't do that again..." She wouldn't move and I couldn't.

"I will try not to. Or next time I might just bring you along."

"Ello Dustin." said the Doc.

"Ello Doctor." I held a hoof out and he helped me and Vinyl up.

"So what do you think of this new threat?"

"New for us. Not David." He nodded at the mention of his name. "This clone is working with some bad people. I've fought with Nightmare before and I imagine that somewhere Discord is involved. Is the statue still here?"

"It is. Tell me what's damaged." said Luna. Celestia isn't here?

"I reopened my stitches and I think I've sprained my hoof and have internal bleeding in my side."

"Alright. I can fix most of these wounds except the stitches." She grabbed them and pulled them tight to close the wound.

"OW!"

"I just fixed it. Stop whining."

[OW That really hurt bitch!] Beta was covering his eye.
<I can't see! Why is this!>
[You can! You can see Alpha! Just use the left eye for now!]
<Your right!>
{What the fMEOWk is wrong with you two? Aw what?}

"FMEOWking jerk." They all giggled. "Aw the kitten noise is back! What the fMEOWk? God!"

"Hold still Dustin." said Luna tending my leg.

"Dustin. Seriously? Just say fuck." said David.

"FMEOWk! FMEOWk fMEOWk fMEOWk FMEOWK!"

"Hahahaha... that's too rich."

"God damn censors! Who is doing that?" I looked up to see Celestia laughing to her heart's content.

"You... this whole time... stupid fMEOWking cunt always making me freak the... ERG! That's really getting on me! Are you giving me a message? Like don't curse as much?"

"Say whatever you want. Just it appears that one vulgar term is your favorite."

"Actually my favorite is damn but fMEOWk is fun." She giggled and I was lifted by Luna when she was done. "Alright. Everypony! Listen to me! We have an issue!"

They all lined up like military cadets and waited for my speech.

"Okay. It appears that David's old rival and some old foes of mine have joined forces. I have an idea. Two to be exact." I held out a painting display table and lifted up a sheet showing a kid's drawing of a giant robot on top of the world. "My first idea is that we build a 300 foot robot to defend us all! I dub him Super Hero Global Man!" I held my hooves out in the air and pumped them.

[Best drawing ever!]
{Don't mock me!}
<No Dustin. That's actually the best we've done.>
{... Oh... Thank you?}

"Such a kid." said Octavia. "What do you use to color even?"

"Crayons!" I held up the box.

"Dustin. Have you ever painted?" asked Vinyl.

"Never! I can build it. My second idea was since we couldn't really do much damage to Cold Iron is that we get more help. Get the princesses and all the elements together."

"I thought we did good." said David.

"And then he turned to Dark Steel. That Nightmare form of his really changed our plans."

"Then that's what we're doing. I shall dub this plan..." started Celestia while building up suspense. "Super Hero Global Man!" She had a slightly better drawing than mine and the robot had her tiara with a large banana on it's chest.

"I like bananas." Doc and I said at the same time. "Their good for you!" we said at the same time.

"Alright. I can draw Octavia but I need schematic paper and tools."

"What? Your an engineer?" asked Vinyl.

"Yeah! Well... I was." Hmm...

{Guys. Let's do an amplifier!}
[What?]
<Yeah! Remember how much damage we did with our lightning attacks?>
[Oh god! That's brilliant!]

"I have another idea. I'll build an amplifier."

"No. We need the elements." said David.

"Aw. Buzz kill. What would you call it?"

"What?"

"The plan..."

"OH. How about Harmonic Retribution."

"Alright. Random. I like it." I popped my neck and gave Vinyl a big kiss. "Alright. David how long do we have till Iron comes back?"

"If I remember... two months."

"Alright. Let's get started."